Want to Know about China? Ask Andy!

[sneakypete]

Dio, what is it like in China?

[dionysusolympus]

haz lots of rabid pandas.

next...

[Pun'KinG']

Is the Great Wall really that great or is it just a man-made wandering mediocre bulwark?

[dionysusolympus]

it's really dat great cuz that's where we're hiding the chinese Transformers. cept Jazz cuz he's living on Bryce Island.

[Pun'KinG']

With Arcee and the Deceptipetes and Kroopicons.

[Bruce]

Are Chinese woman really have the vagins sideways?

[sneakypete]

andy, what is your favorite food?

[Bruce]

He prolly eats dog face or sumtin. :lol:

[dionysusolympus]

human flesh wid hot sauce.

next...

[dionysusolympus]

:nomnom:

[KenKill75]

Why does the chinese language sound so retarded?

[dionysusolympus]

cuz we haven't learned ebonics, like mexicans.

[sneakypete]

dionysusolympus, do you post on here from work during the day? And if so do you listen to your music with earphones, headphones or speakers?

:lookup:

[Bruce]

Why are communist regime?

[dionysusolympus]

:lookup:

yace.

through Soundwave.

[dionysusolympus]

Why are communist regime?

cuz dey don't exercise enuff.

[MAGO]

where do Pandas really come from? :dopey:

[dionysusolympus]

from Uranus.

:kneeslap:

[MAGO]

:clap2: !!

[Bruce]

:roflmao:

Can I live in Chinky village to become master and learn to kill Japans ninja bastards?

[dionysusolympus]

yace, but you have to ask Splinter first.

[Bruce]

:notes:

[sneakypete]

dio, what about the video game, Rage?

[dionysusolympus]

dat's the sequel to kroopy's game, Flame.

[sneakypete]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/30/446636-rage2008_shot2_logo_super.jpg

[KenKill75]

Are all people in China as annoying as you?

[dionysusolympus]

yace, that's one of our exports among toxic toys n computer parts.

[Pun'KinG']

This thread is turning out worse than mine. :lol:

[dionysusolympus]

please rephrase dat in a question.

thank you for your patience.

[Keith Moon]

Who will be the first Mexi president?

[sneakypete]

:lol:

[Pun'KinG']

please rephrase dat in a question.

thank you for your patience.


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/salute2-2.gif

[Keith Moon]

Where's me answer at?

[dionysusolympus]

Where's me answer at?

dis guy.

http://backstage.nwf.org/nationalwildlife/images/122003/coffee2.jpg

[... Scott]

Did that guy eat the answer or is he just guarding it ?

[sneakypete]

:hmm4:

[dionysusolympus]

Did that guy eat the answer or is he just guarding it ?

he ate da answer n guarding the Ganja-Bots behind his pile of cocoa beans.

[Da Rafsta]

Y dio so tard?

[Bruce]

What happens when people die in China?

[dionysusolympus]

cuz on da scale of raf to tard, i can't reach raf status.

[Da Rafsta]

Why Bryce so nancy?

[dionysusolympus]

What happens when people die in China?

Mushu takes dem to heaven.

[Da Rafsta]

Dio, round-eye or shut-eye ftw?

[KenKill75]

More like black eye :smack:

[dionysusolympus]

Why Bryce so nancy?

so he doesn't become so kroopy.

Dio, round-eye or shut-eye ftw?

Deadeye ftw.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/229/104712-176951-deadeye_large.jpg

[KenKill75]

Did you see the pics of Chyna in Playboy a few years back? Not bad for a big beasty bitch.

[dionysusolympus]

yace. she made kroopy want to be half da man she is.

[sneakypete]

dio, what do chinese people call their good dishes?

[dionysusolympus]

dio, what do chinese people call their good dishes?

"massage parlor" chicks.

k, next...

[KenKill75]

That doesn't even come close to making sense.

[dionysusolympus]

please rephrase dat in a form of a question.

thanks!

[KenKill75]

Ok, why is your answer so stupid that it's nowhere near the vicininty of sense making?

[dionysusolympus]

cuz you need to read the slang on da word "dish," kankle.

[KenKill75]

I got some slang for ya, bish.

[dionysusolympus]

please rephrase dat in a question.

thank you for your patience.

[KenKill75]

Is your mom a crack smoking chinese whore who ended up with a retarded child?

[sneakypete]

:ffffuuuu:

[dionysusolympus]

Is your mom a crack smoking chinese whore who ended up with a retarded child?

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4650.jpg

[KenKill75]

If we nuked China, the world would be a better place, yace?

[sneakypete]

probably not...just sayin'

[KenKill75]

:notnow:

[Da Rafsta]

pete...look what you started!

[dionysusolympus]

If we nuked China, the world would be a better place, yace?

prolly not. cuz da chinese Transformers would go beserk. den the radiation spill will wake up da monsters on Monster Island near Japan n den Jazz n da Brycebots will attack from Bryce Island n enslave America in the name of Raptimus Prime.

[Da Rafsta]

no wonder you're so screwed in the head....it comes with being a chink! :facepalm:

[Bruce]

That doesn't even come close to making sense.

cuz you need to read the slang on da word "dish," kankle.

I knew what dish meant. :byrche:

[sneakypete]

pete...look what you started!


what? It worked perfectly. Have you seen him out and about in other threads, making no sense, being all weird?

This is like a play pen for him. Atleast we have harboured the nonsense to one thread.

[dionysusolympus]

what? It worked perfectly. Have you seen him out and about in other threads, making no sense, being all weird?

noU.

yace, i have seen him out n about in other threads, making no sense, being all weird.

[dionysusolympus]

:sneakyp2:, please limit da number of questions to 1 per post.

thank you for your patience in dis matter.

[Da Rafsta]

:lol:

[sneakypete]

:hug7:

[Da Rafsta]

Dat was berry wittwicky.

[sneakypete]

are you username ladiesman0003484527

[... Scott]

:lookup:

Dio what would you rather be, stir crazy or slap happy ?

[dionysusolympus]

Dio what would you rather be, stir crazy or slap happy ?

slap happy cuz i'd rather be slappin', not stirred.

:what4:

[... Scott]

HXZOUdX6Cxw

Dio ... could you play that on a rock band controller ?

[dionysusolympus]

HXZOUdX6Cxw

Dio ... could you play that on a rock band controller ?

yace to da boxers on da head and no to da rock band controller. with a real bass, i'm ok dough.

[greg]

dio, why are you all about the cock?

[dionysusolympus]

dio, why are you all about the cock?

cuz Ken doesn't have enuff ballz.

:lulz:

[greg]

:lulz2:

[... Scott]

Dio... Which bass players duz youz like and admire, and are youz a solid state or a valve dude ?

[dionysusolympus]

Dio... Which bass players duz youz like and admire, and are youz a solid state or a valve dude ?

Victor Wooten, I like lots, currently. so wid Marcus Miller and Stanley Clarke.

Currently, I am solid state cuz my apartment complex can't take a valve amp. They would think it's an earthquake whenever I play.

[... Scott]

Knock that suka down with some funky bass lines. Recently I have been learning the guitar parts to this (I can,t play fast guitar so I like this sort o stuff, bendy feely I think Steve Vai used to call it !) The white dude`s have da funk ! and we not giving it back :guitar:


9-8K-r-m70A

Dio ... If you too stole da funk, would you give it back ?

[jazz]

dio, please tell us what the hell this is about:

i1DSdXNmQTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1DSdXNmQTQ

[Pun'KinG']

Andy, do you currently play with other musicians or do you just jam cuz you can?

[dionysusolympus]

Dio ... If you too stole da funk, would you give it back ?

Most likely not, but I might put the funk on eBay in this economy though. :lulz3:

[dionysusolympus]

Andy, do you currently play with other musicians or do you just jam cuz you can?

yace to both. Both are better pure guitarists than I am.

[dionysusolympus]

dio, please tell us what the hell this is about:


I'll answer this when I get home. Youtube is blocked at work. :sad:

[Pun'KinG']

yace to both. Both are better pure guitarists than I am.

Are you three in a band together?

I'll answer this when I get home. Youtube is blocked at work. :sad:

:hmm4:


:doitfag:

[dionysusolympus]

Are you three in a band together?

Sort of. Just sumtin to keep us off da streets... :nod:

[sneakypete]

let's go ahead and close this thread up. kthx. :lock:

[Da Rafsta]

fuck this thread....let it burn... :fire:

[Bruce]

:flame:

[dionysusolympus]

dio, please tell us what the hell this is about:

i1DSdXNmQTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1DSdXNmQTQ

Bryce's and Scoopy's kids went to Japan n got high.

[dionysusolympus]

fuck this thread....let it burn... :fire:

please state that in question.

Thank you for your patience.

:hug2:

[sneakypete]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4160.jpg

[dionysusolympus]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4160.jpg :qmark:

no, i'm not currently sharting right now. ask me after dinner.

[jazz]

Bryce's and Scoopy's kids went to Japan n got high.
sounds plausible...now explain this:

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://i.gizmodo.com/5171112/japanese-boob-claw-machine-is-another-bad-way-to-claw-at-boobs

[MojoFearsSatan]

dio, please tell us what the hell this is about:

i1DSdXNmQTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1DSdXNmQTQ

girl looks like Naboo from The Mighty Boosh.

But on the other hand, that looks like relatively typical stuff for Chic-A-Go-Go:

rm9dzLxLvxc

[Bruce]

:byrche:

[Da Rafsta]

:five2:









http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4160.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

Andy, as a musician do you get rabid pussy action or are you monogamous like the rest of us queers?

[Da Rafsta]

he's just gay....

go ahead and proceed to the next question.

[... Scott]

Andy ... if you had one of these what number would it stop on?


http://www.queeria.com/NewsImages/gayometer2.gif




...:uhh:... and is the button for the meter broken as I think I am getting a false reading ?

[Pun'KinG']

My HUD console only comes with an RPM gauge. :erm:

My Reams Per Minute average about 3400 on a bad day. :what2:

[greg]

http://images.webpark.ru/uploads53/pod04/30_podborka_11.jpg

[sneakypete]

which one is andy?

[dionysusolympus]

Andy, as a musician do you get rabid pussy action or are you monogamous like the rest of us queers?

monogamous.

which one is andy?

top row, middle. :lulz2:

[dionysusolympus]

Andy ... if you had one of these what number would it stop on?


http://www.queeria.com/NewsImages/gayometer2.gif




...:uhh:... and is the button for the meter broken as I think I am getting a false reading ?

http://www.vladville.com/media/amp_11.jpg

11, bebe, 11.

:what4:

[sneakypete]

I knew that was you. Lurch lookin motherfucker.

[dionysusolympus]

please rephrase dat in a question. thanks!

[sneakypete]

:pout:

[... Scott]

Dio ... what did you do to make Pete call you a sorry lookin Lurch muthafuker ? and have you lost the headset for your ? ...:360:

[dionysusolympus]

Dio ... what did you do to make Pete call you a sorry lookin Lurch muthafuker ? and have you lost the headset for your ? ...:360:

cuz he has da real life gay for da kroopy who has da cuddly name of "michelle."

n no, i replaced my headset a while back for my :360:. it's up and running...

[greg]

andy's bustin' rhymes all up in this bitch

[... Scott]

Andy ... Do sucka MC`s call you sire ?

http://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/926run-dmc.jpg


and what was the last piece of music that you committed to memory ?

[Pun'KinG']

Andy, what's it like livin' in da hood?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/ist2_3759093-asian-man-in-green-hoo.jpg

[sneakypete]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/790/funneyv.jpg

[Bruce]

Andy, are you guys going to attack us with that fake missile test?

[... Scott]

http://www.dailycollage.com/collages/teamamerica/04-team-america-thumb.jpg

[Bruce]

Oh, herro.

[Keith Moon]

Stop it.

[Bruce]

Stop being a fag.

[Ryan]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd2/kayechris/gay.jpg

[dionysusolympus]

Andy ... Do sucka MC`s call you sire ?

http://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/926run-dmc.jpg


and what was the last piece of music that you committed to memory ?

frequently.

thrill is gone.

Andy, what's it like livin' in da hood?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/ist2_3759093-asian-man-in-green-hoo.jpg

often smelly cuz i haven't washed it.

[dionysusolympus]

Andy, are you guys going to attack us with that fake missile test?

yace, like the movie War Games but in Chinese dubbed with English subtitles.

[jazz]

explain this (http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3308624.html?menu=), dio :sonic2:

[jazz]

and this (http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3313080.html?menu=).

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1501088.jpg

:what:

[Bruce]

Is that Michael Jackson?

[dionysusolympus]

Is that Michael Jackson?

yace.