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sneakypete
March 4th, 2009, 09:39 AM
FALMOUTH, Mass. — A customer shopping at a Wal-Mart for a wallet claims he found something that definitely didn't fit the bill: human teeth.

Police say the man found 10 human teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling.

The customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to employees at the Falmouth store but left without giving his name.

Police investigating the incident told The Cape Cod Times that the teeth belong to an adult, but since there was no blood or gum tissue on the teeth, they would be unable to perform DNA tests.

A Walmart spokeswoman said the company believes it was an "isolated incident," but will investigate.


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:scoop:
Bruce
March 4th, 2009, 09:43 AM
:bleu:
sneakypete
March 4th, 2009, 09:49 AM
:dopey:
Bruce
March 4th, 2009, 09:52 AM
Before and after?
sneakypete
March 4th, 2009, 09:55 AM
the other way around if it is the guy who found the wallet!
Bruce
March 4th, 2009, 09:56 AM
:yuck:
Pun'KinG'
March 4th, 2009, 09:59 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y7nutAtKkTc/R2lh7X5LUAI/AAAAAAAAAA8/9ZWB0-k9r0g/s400/Bleedinggumsm.jpg

I'll play you some sweet sounds on my sax.
It's smooth. It's jazz. It's smooth jazz.
Just mellow out while I saturate my reed with saliva and blood.

:walmart: is bile. Isn't it about time they instigated another greed-induced trampling? :bird:
KenKill75
March 4th, 2009, 10:07 AM
I love the way they felt it was necessary to mention that one of the teeth had a filling.
sneakypete
March 4th, 2009, 10:08 AM
smooothh jazzz....one hundered point niiiinnee.
Bruce
March 4th, 2009, 10:08 AM
Creame filling? :homer:
MojoFearsSatan
March 4th, 2009, 10:10 AM
I love the way they felt it was necessary to mention that one of the teeth had a filling.

well, if I had a wallet that had perfectly healthy human teeth in it, I wouldn't consider it strange at all. Having a filling? Well, they can't even put teeth from healthy people in there?
KenKill75
March 4th, 2009, 10:14 AM
My wife's coworker found a used condom in a pair of shorts she bought at Kohl's last year.
Pun'KinG'
March 4th, 2009, 10:32 AM
:impromptudressingroomsex:
Bruce
March 4th, 2009, 10:35 AM
I leave those in blue jeans all the time. Penney's has me on perma-ban.
Pun'KinG'
March 4th, 2009, 10:44 AM
:buttonflyhandjob:
jazz
March 4th, 2009, 11:04 AM
sthave money. live better. :hiboysth:
Da Rafsta
March 4th, 2009, 11:08 AM
:roflmao: @ this thread. It's full of win from beginning to end!
greg
March 4th, 2009, 11:17 AM
My wife's coworker found a used condom in a pair of shorts she bought at Kohl's last year.

:idea:
jazz
March 4th, 2009, 11:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/purpleferret/gifsss/yersougly.jpg
Da Rafsta
March 4th, 2009, 11:28 AM
:suckysucky:
greg
March 4th, 2009, 11:28 AM
http://asapblogs.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/23/wayne.jpg
sneakypete
March 4th, 2009, 11:33 AM
http://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/weezy_babysm2.jpg
Da Rafsta
March 4th, 2009, 11:39 AM
:emonana: Now it's all gone to shit...
Pun'KinG'
March 4th, 2009, 12:06 PM
:roflmao: @ this thread. It's full of win from beginning to end!

:sarcasm: That doesn't even rhyme. :what:
Da Rafsta
March 4th, 2009, 12:07 PM
it's no longer full of win...
sneakypete
March 4th, 2009, 12:13 PM
partially full of win.
Bruce
March 4th, 2009, 12:16 PM
Marginally.
Pun'KinG'
March 4th, 2009, 12:16 PM
As much as water is a part of Kool-Aid.