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Capt
February 23rd, 2009, 09:39 AM
im rich!

Dear Partner,

I wish to intimate you with a request that would be of immense Benefit to
both of us. Being an executor of WILL and Administration of Estate, it is
possible that we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client's
situation when we cannot help it, or left with no better option.

I am Real Estate | Probate Foley Conway of Quay House, Clonmel, County:
Tipperary,Ireland.The issue I am presenting to you is a case of my client
Mr.Neil Slater (M) who WILLED a fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most
unfortunate that he and his next-of-kin Mrs.Helen Slater (F) died on the
same day in the One-Two-Go Orient-Thai Airlines flight OG269 Phuket
Airport plane crash of Monday,17th September 2007 from Bangkok to Phuket,
a Thai island resort. For more information see full Passenger's Manifest
: http://74.125.113.132/search?q=cache:SMYfrHD0WrAJ:www.isaanhotels.com

I am now faced with the Task of who to pass the fortune to. The Irish
probate and Inheritance Laws specify that at the expiration of 4 (four)
years the money will revert to the ownership of the Irish Government, if
nobody applies as the Next of kin to Claim the fund. I don't belong to
that school of thought which proposes that the fortune of unlucky people
be given to the Government. My client made a numbered time (Fixed)
Deposit, valued at (7,500,000.00) Seven Million, Five Hundred Thousand
British Pounds Sterling for twelve (12) calendar months with Anglo Irish
Bank,Anglo Irish Bank House, 11 Anglesea Street, Cork. Ireland.

Upon maturity, the bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding
address but got no reply. As part of my legal responsibilities, I
officially informed Anglo Irish Bank on the sudden death of my client and
to present the Next of Kin in accordance with the Irish Probate and
Inheritance laws.

The sum of 7,500,000.00 Seven Million, Five Hundred Thousand British
Pounds Sterling is in the Bank right now and the interest is being rolled
over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come
forward to claim it. Consequently, I shall present you to act as the next
of kin to my Late Client (Mr. Neil Slater) The share would be 50% for you
and 50% for me.

All I have to do is to ammend the Last will/Testament of my late client
to make you the beneficiary (next of Kin) to the claim of the 7,500,000.00
legally.I need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this issue
need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality.

Until I am sure of your consent, full co-operation and genuine willingness
to assist me for our mutual benefit, I would prefer that we maintain
correspondence by email. Upon acceptance, I shall send to you a copy of
the probate and Inheritance return information form and the detailed
Information on how this business would be successfully transacted.

At this point I want to assure you that your true consent, full
co-operation and confidentiality are all that are required for us to take
full advantage of this great opportunity. Do send your full names,
address,private telephone & fax numbers for easy communication.

Please note that you can also reach me at : probatefoleycon@live.com
I look forward to hear from you soon.

Yours truly,
Barrister Foley Conway.

Bruce
February 23rd, 2009, 09:56 AM
Fuck, dude. You're rich. You know you can't trust those Nigerians. But the Irish? Fuck Yeah!

Pun'KinG'
February 23rd, 2009, 09:56 AM
:agape:

I think we just stumbled upon the capital we need to get this business of ours running. Sweet. :nanner7:

bleuMadonna
February 24th, 2009, 11:58 AM
You could fund a concert tour.

Keith Moon
February 24th, 2009, 12:08 PM
Buy you some ruckus.

bleuMadonna
February 24th, 2009, 12:17 PM
Or some reggae, man.