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sneakypete
February 17th, 2009, 10:11 AM
Chimpanzee Attacks, Mauls Connecticut Woman Before Being Killed by Police

http://www.foxnews.com/images/506247/7_64_021709_chimp_attack1.jpg



An out-of-control, 200-pound pet chimpanzee apparently went berserk and mauled a woman in Connecticut, leaving her in critical condition.

The owner of the former TV star chimp Travis stabbed him multiple times, but to no avail. Police were called to the scene and say they had no choice but to shoot and kill the pet-gone-wild.

The bizarre scene unfolded in Stamford, when Travis suddenly attacked and tore up the face of 55-year-old Charla Nash, who was visiting his owner Sandra Herold Monday night.
Nash was taken to the hospital with severe wounds and listed in critical condition.
"He bit both of her hands off and the cop told me he just kept eating her. It's terrible," :gulp: Lynne Mecca, a friend of the victim, told CBS News.

Police Lt. Richard Conklin said the victim suffered "a tremendous loss of blood" from serious facial injuries.

Herold and two officers also were hurt, though authorities said the extent of their wounds was not immediately known.

The 15-year-old chimp once starred in TV commercials for Old Navy and Coca-Cola.

Police said they had no idea why Travis attacked Nash as she got out of her car to visit Herold. There was speculation that it may have been because she had recently changed her hairstyle and the animal could have thought she was an intruder.

Conklin said Herold wrestled with the chimp, then ran inside to call 911.

"She retrieved a large butcher knife and stabbed her longtime pet numerous times in an effort to save her friend, who was really being brutally attacked," Conklin said.

Travis ran away and started roaming on Herold's property as police arrived. Officers set up security so that medics could reach the critically injured woman lying on the ground, Conklin said.

Police say they shot Travis after he tried to get into one of their cruisers.

"He's been raised almost like a child by this family," Conklin said Monday. "He rides in a car every day, he opens doors, he's a very unique animal in that aspect. We have no indication of what provoked this behavior at all."

Conklin said the chimp has been sick with Lyme disease, so the drugs might have made him anxious.

"Maybe from the medications he was out of sorts," he said. "We really don't know."
Police have dealt with him in the past, including an incident in 2003 when he escaped from his owners' vehicle in downtown Stamford for two hours.

Officers used cookies, macadamia treats and ice cream in an attempt to lure him, but subdued him only after he became too tired to resist.

At the time of the 2003 incident, police said the Herolds told them the chimpanzee was toilet trained, dressed himself, took his own bath, ate at the table and drank wine from a stemmed glass.

He also brushed his teeth using a Water Pik, logged onto the computer to look at pictures, and watched television using the remote control.:hmmm:




Bit both hands off and just kept eating her? good idea to keep a huge wild animal as a pet...


how do we not have a :omg: and a :wtf:? maybe I need to get on the gif animator and find some hilarious shit to fulfill these.

Pun'KinG'
February 17th, 2009, 10:16 AM
No, Scoop. Don't do it. Don't you dare.

sneakypete
February 17th, 2009, 10:19 AM
:nomnom: /keith moon

Bruce
February 17th, 2009, 10:20 AM
:monkey:

Pun'KinG'
February 17th, 2009, 10:28 AM
http://www.desktopsidebar.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/common014.gif = :cbrown8108:

Keith Moon
February 17th, 2009, 11:06 AM
Aww, cammon?

Pun'KinG'
February 17th, 2009, 11:21 AM
YOU'RE ON, BUCKO!


<DING!>


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b209/yonseidma/RightHook.jpg*

*Right hook to the puss.

sneakypete
February 17th, 2009, 11:39 AM
who is cbrown?

Bruce
February 17th, 2009, 11:45 AM
That Chris Brown pussy prolly.

:rain:

Pun'KinG'
February 17th, 2009, 12:00 PM
who is cbrown?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/cbrown.jpg

:lulz2:

And I see that KenK is currently on as well. Hi, KenK. :wave:

sneakypete
February 17th, 2009, 12:02 PM
you sneaky.

Pun'KinG'
February 17th, 2009, 12:12 PM
Oh no. KenK's not on after all. He's on stand-by. :crying:

... Scott
February 17th, 2009, 01:37 PM
He is standing by what ! A hand eating chimpanzee ?

If the incident happened in 03 Pete just where is the human interest follow up story. Did the woman die or have her hands sewn back on ?

Pun'KinG'
February 17th, 2009, 03:50 PM
2003!?>!? Why, I never. :nuh-uh:

sneakypete
February 17th, 2009, 04:02 PM
READ, YOU FOOLS!


Police have dealt with him in the past, including an incident in 2003 when he escaped from his owners' vehicle in downtown Stamford for two hours.

Pun'KinG'
February 17th, 2009, 04:21 PM
:pff: Who's got the time? We'd much rather go in and out of the theatre in under two hours.

sneakypete
February 17th, 2009, 04:35 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i137/squirrellywrath1972/LolCatRenderer-23.jpg

... Scott
February 17th, 2009, 04:47 PM
Fook I just read the top and skipped down to

At the time of the 2003 incident, police said the Herolds told them the chimpanzee was toilet trained, dressed himself, took his own bath, ate at the table and drank wine from a stemmed glass.

Soz... for a minute there

I thought that we had a hand collecting chimp on our hands ...:eee:...

sneakypete
February 17th, 2009, 04:51 PM
:makeoutsession:

... Scott
February 17th, 2009, 05:01 PM
http://www.bnichols.zoomshare.com/files/surprised-cat.jpg

Bruce
February 18th, 2009, 05:56 AM
Does the chimp wear the hands on a necklace?

sneakypete
February 18th, 2009, 07:55 AM
"I'm all ears."

Bruce
February 18th, 2009, 08:17 AM
There's another story on Digg about a guy who lost his fingers, an eye, his nose and genitals to a chimp attack!

Obama needs to deploy some troops and destroy these merciless killers. I hate monkeys!

Pun'KinG'
February 18th, 2009, 10:52 AM
Just saw some guy on The Today Show who supposedly survived a chimp attack awhile back at some animal sanctuary along with his wife. (The chimp attacked her too, she didn't attack her husband) He looked like James Brady (after the lil' bangbang incident) with a split pea soup colored prosthetic nose. :cringe:

sneakypete
February 18th, 2009, 03:36 PM
Owner of chimp that brutally attacked Conn. woman disputes accounts that she gave him xanax.


:nomnom:

Pun'KinG'
February 18th, 2009, 03:42 PM
Xanax gets rid of the gas. :what: