13-Year-Old Becomes Father

[sneakypete]

13-Year-Old, Barely 4 Feet Tall, Becomes Father (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece) <---video and write up


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A 13-year-old British boy — with the physical appearance of a child much younger, standing at 4 feet tall — is the father of a new baby girl, The Sun reports.

Alfie Patten's girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15, became pregnant after a one-time tryst between the two, according to Alfie's father, Dennis. "He didn’t know what he was doing and of the complications that could come," said Dennis Patten.

The young couple kept their situation a secret until Steadman's pregnancy began to show. She said she knew they made a mistake but would be loving parents.

"When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react," Alfie Patten said. Despite being a young father, Alfie's father describes him as a typical boy who "loves computer games and boxing."

Britain’s youngest known father is Sean Stewart, who became a dad at 12 in 1998.



sweet jesus.






:scoop:

[dionysusolympus]

he looks your son, scoopy.

[KenKill75]

Daaaaayuuum.

[B]

baller

[jazz]

good, we need more useless humans roaming this earth. bravo.

[KenKill75]

That's perhaps a tad too harsh, Dan, don't ya think?

[Bruce]

Did you see his girl? Dag, yo. I'da fucked her too.

[B]

good we need more useless humans roaming this earth. bravo.

they're british, so they're like 1 step above leprechauns...I like how they spell colour and flavour, how cute! :curtsy:

[dionysusolympus]

Did you see his girl? Dag, yo. I'da fucked her too.

:agent: would get there first.

[jazz]

That's perhaps a tad too harsh, Dan, don't ya think?
you're right, it's not the baby's fault.

what i meant to say was...we need more useless humans creating babies because we're in a drought.

another thing...WHY IN THE FUCK did the parents let them keep this kid?

[B]

Did you see his girl? Dag, yo. I'da fucked her too.

Daughter of Dracula? totally

[sneakypete]

:yuck:

this is fucked up gummo type shit.

[sneakypete]

they're british, so they're like 1 step above leprechauns...I like how they spell colour and flavour, how cute! :curtsy:

:laughing:

[jazz]

btw, i'm implicating :raf: in this whole situation

[KenKill75]

Overpopulation FTL. That's why researchers waste their time studying the effects of jumping jacks on tit sag instead of curing cancer. The gov't loves cancer. It helps control the population. Fuckers. It's a conspiracy. :paranoid:

[MojoFearsSatan]

Britain ftw!

Btw, Euph, I'd be shocked if either of the parents could spell "colour" or "flavour" correctly, whether in American standard English or British standard/everywhere else with English as a first language standard.

[sneakypete]

haha, why are bring :raf: into this?

[KenKill75]

Cause Spics breed like roaches. :what:

[sneakypete]

that's speculation.

[KenKill75]

Researchers are doing a study on it as we speak.

[B]

that's spiculation*.
*fixed
:kneeslap:

[jazz]

my fucking god

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KILL IT (the gf) WITH FIRE

[Ryan]

:yikes:

[... Scott]

It gets better as the boys own father who is forty five ran off with a nineteen year old girl who was a friend of his stepdaughter :what:

I would imagine that a thirteen year boy has no concept of what he has done or even what the consequences of his actions will subsequently be.

At least the family will keep a long line of social workers and dynamic do gooder`s in their jobs for a number of years to come as they queue to pass judgement on broken down morals of society. You never know soon it may just rain again for forty days and forty nights very soon.


Pete ... I was commenting on the dog peekture that had been previously posted on the page before the peekture of the Phascolarctos cinereus being fed. :lol:

[jazz]

the 13-year old's eyes look so empty and dead. freaks me the hell out.

[Bruce]

I think he might be the first human clone. Soulless.

[Capt]

it wasn't too many hundreds of years ago that this would be so common that it wouldn't even be worth mentioning.

[MojoFearsSatan]

the 13-year old's eyes look so empty and dead. freaks me the hell out.

If you were 13 and you'd just condemned yourself to nappy-changing and cleaning up baby puke, you'd look empty and soulless too.

[dionysusolympus]

it wasn't too many hundreds of years ago that this would be so common that it wouldn't even be worth mentioning.

den again, a couple hundred years ago, people had the life span of a gnat, compared to today.

[Bruce]

Yeah. We live like weeks longer or sommit now.

[... Scott]

The researchers in the offices under Ken would beg to differ. Then they would get the funding for an extensive case study and all buy Bentleys and fuck off on a bender to St Moritz!

The kid can go too with the money he has already made from selling his story to the papers and his new syndicated column that appears from next week in Fatherhood magazine under the love able quirky title "fukin new ps tree iz da biz init"


Something went wrong somewhere, but I just cannot out my finger on it.:asif:

[Capt]

den again, a couple hundred years ago, people had the life span of a gnat, compared to today.

thats exactly what i meant

[Da Rafsta]

*fixed
:kneeslap:


:clap4:

[jazz]

OH GIRL, HOLD ON..

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/02/15/Teens_come_forward_to_claim_they_fathered_13yearol d_Alfies_daughter_

Two teenagers have come forward to claim paternity for the baby girl fathered by 13-year-old Alfie Patten, amid reports the child's mother Chantelle Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight boys.
that ugly little bitch is quite the whore if this is true. :what:

[Bruce]

Damn. How she giving up that fine pussy to all those hoodies?

[sneakypete]

:yuck: