The 'Ask Rafael Anything' Thread

[sneakypete]

Hey Raf, since katrina, have you begun to hate black people from New Orleans?

[Da Rafsta]

Since the Mexican mafia hijinx...I hate Mexicans more than black peoples....

[sneakypete]

:crazy:

[Da Rafsta]

yace...theyz crazy...

[Pun'KinG']

Raf is your first name really Rafael? I never wanted to be so bold and forward as to ask thinking I'd catch it around here somewhere. :shrug:

[Bruce]

Why haven't you asked me any questions today?

[sneakypete]

would you like to play coop COD WaW with me? I know WWII shooters are kinda played out, but I have never played one and REALLY the best part is playing coop with people and laughing and shooting people.

It would so radical if you wanted to play this game...so whatdya say?

[Bruce]

Do you squeeze the Charmin?

[Da Rafsta]

Raf is your first name really Rafael? I never wanted to be so bold and forward as to ask thinking I'd catch it around here somewhere. :shrug:
Yes it is. And thanks for spelling it correctly. :shake:

[Da Rafsta]

Why haven't you asked me any questions today?
rhetoric?


K...can't answer questchurn with questchurn.

Questchurns are forthcoming.

[Da Rafsta]

would you like to play coop COD WaW with me? I know WWII shooters are kinda played out, but I have never played one and REALLY the best part is playing coop with people and laughing and shooting people.

It would so radical if you wanted to play this game...so whatdya say?

:inlove: yeah....I'll play it. I'll let you know soon as I get it. I saw you playing it the other day. I'll rent it.

[Da Rafsta]

Do you squeeze the Charmin?
:lol:


I do on the littol bebez....has cute tooshie. :baby:

[Bruce]

Did you have to put up with a lot of stupid TMNT jokes growing up?

[Da Rafsta]

:facepalm: Boy...did I ever!

[sneakypete]

:inlove: yeah....I'll play it. I'll let you know soon as I get it. I saw you playing it the other day. I'll rent it.


SWEEET! you are gonna rent it for tonight?! I think kroopy is getting for the weekend and we can do a 3 player coop! But I wouldn't mind running coop tonight and beating it.


oh yeah, anddd....what was the first CD you remember purchasing?

[Da Rafsta]

In that case....I'll wait till the weekend. 3 player co-op sounds cool!

[sneakypete]

ok ok, cottonelle >>>

[Bruce]

:facepalm: Boy...did I ever!

Did you ever murder any of them and secretly bury them in the desert?

[Da Rafsta]

no

[sneakypete]

y so srs?

[Da Rafsta]

cause I really wanted to. :evil: It affected my youts. :sad2:

[Bruce]

Have you eaten any peanut butter since the epidemic?

[Da Rafsta]

I've eaten peanut butter cookies.

[Pun'KinG']

Raf, do you have any martial arts skills? And if so do you own a red bandanna? And if so do you wear it while doing martial arts?

[Da Rafsta]

Technically no, I'm no martial artist. I hate bandanas. And lastly, well....my first two answers make the last question null.

[Pun'KinG']

How about pizza? Do you have an insatiable urge for it? :what:

[Bruce]

Do you want Rusty to stop now?

[Da Rafsta]

Can't say I do. I can go years without pizza. Tacos on the other hand....

[Da Rafsta]

Do you want Rusty to stop now?
for the sake of the thread's integrity, Rusty's free to continue on at his will. Whether it's what I want is another story altogther... :byrche:

[Bruce]

Have you ever masturbated to an episode of The Golden Girls or Punky Brewster?

[Da Rafsta]

I always wanted Punky Brewster to reverse cowgirl ride me when I was like 8 or 9 back in the day but that's as far as it went. :byrche:

[sneakypete]

raf, do you tuck your sheets in or let them hang?

[Da Rafsta]

sheets.....fuck da sheets....

[sneakypete]

you don't use sheets? god damn, you ARE mexican.

[Da Rafsta]

I sleep in a hammick with a huge sombrero over my head with flies and knats hovering over da ears. I'm ol' skool playa-playa...

[Da Rafsta]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m213/SommerMarsden/Sheets.jpg

[sneakypete]

:insecure:


raf, What is the worst part of your drive home from work? there is this one intersection near my work, I hate!

[Da Rafsta]

:teehee2:



K...well, the worst part is riding the ass, not a pleasant ride. It sometimes wants to back up on me when I gots to shit on side of road. Put the video from youtube to see what I iz talking about.

[Da Rafsta]

udT8iFsg7v0

[sneakypete]

:what4:

[Da Rafsta]

you embarrass me wid your questchurns, pete. :sad2:

[sneakypete]

what you ever had any pets?

[Da Rafsta]

cucarachas

[sneakypete]

chinchilas?

[bleuMadonna]

Raf, what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?

[Da Rafsta]

K....lets try this again...lets get sirius guys...


raf, do you tuck your sheets in or let them hang?

I let my wife handle and stress over that. When I was single...I'd let 'em hang.

:insecure:


raf, What is the worst part of your drive home from work? there is this one intersection near my work, I hate!

Commercials on sports radio.

what you ever had any pets?

Sure...I've had rabbits, hamsters, dogs, cats, fisheez.

chinchilas?

nope.

[Bruce]

Have you ever wished upon a star?

[Da Rafsta]

Raf, what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
beer. I'm not a wine sipper. I don't want to go as far as saying I don't like wine...it's just until now I haven't found one to be pleasing or enjoyable.

Now in particular which beer exactly is my favorite.......I really don't have a favorite I could say. Sometimes I'm in a Dos Equix kind of mood, other times I'm in a Budweiser kind of mood, at others Corona, other times Modelo Especial. I change it up.

What I really want to try is german dark beer. For some time now I've been meaning to head out to Spec's that specializes in imported alcoholic beverages. I want to see what the fuss is about with European beers.

[Da Rafsta]

Have you ever wished upon a star?
:lol:


Seriously though......I can say with a clean conscience that I have not.

[bleuMadonna]

beer. I'm not a wine sipper. I don't want to go as far as saying I don't like wine...it's just until now I haven't found one to be pleasing or enjoyable.

Now in particular which beer exactly is my favorite.......I really don't have a favorite I could say. Sometimes I'm in a Dos Equix kind of mood, other times I'm in a Budweiser kind of mood, at others Corona, other times Modelo Especial. I change it up.

What I really want to try is german dark beer. For some time now I've been meaning to head out to Spec's that specializes in imported alcoholic beverages. I want to see what the fuss is about with European beers.

I hear you on the German beer. My parents went to Germany last year and tried all kinds of beer and wine. I like beer and wine. Dos Equis is good, too. Don't think I've had Modelo Especial. How is it?

[dionysusolympus]

What I really want to try is german dark beer. For some time now I've been meaning to head out to Spec's that specializes in imported alcoholic beverages. I want to see what the fuss is about with European beers.

Heineken Dark (n Guinness although not German), you will try, yace? :yoda:

[Da Rafsta]

I hear you on the German beer. My parents went to Germany last year and tried all kinds of beer and wine. I like beer and wine. Dos Equis is good, too. Don't think I've had Modelo Especial. How is it?
Modelo Especial is kind of like Corona but since it has it's own bottle style that I like...subconsciously, I feel like I'm changing it up a bit. I pair it up with some lime and man...it hits the spot. No salt. I see other guys use salt....:yuck:

I've noticed that Dos Equis sports the luxury of still tasting good even at room temperature. That's awesome. I hear that European beers are drunk that way as well, room temperature.

[Da Rafsta]

Heineken Dark (n Guinness although not German), you will try, yace? :yoda:
Hey man...I'll try it. I'm not partial one bit when it comes to beers.

[dionysusolympus]

agreed, no salt.

[sneakypete]

negra modela is da bomb.

Spaten is good

Smithwicks is good.

raf, what was your hamsters name?

[Da Rafsta]

Imma try all those pete!

Oh yeah, 'member now....his name was "Ben".

[dionysusolympus]

it was kroopy. den Raf launched it from his potato launcher.

[Bruce]

Do you like tomatoes?

[Da Rafsta]

I like tomatoes, yes.

[sneakypete]

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/hamster-with-hat.jpg

"Ben"

[Da Rafsta]

:inlove:

[Bruce]

Who is your favorite Little Rascal?

[Da Rafsta]

I gotta say Buckwheat...his name and character just stood out so much to me.

[sneakypete]

I got 2 pickles...I got 2 pickles...I got 2 pickles....hey hey hey hey.

[Bruce]

If Buckwheat and Dakota Fanning were in a knife fight, who would win?

[Da Rafsta]

...to be continued.

Good question tho.

[MojoFearsSatan]

Elton John, Liberace, Andy Bell, Eddie Izzard, Ryan... who wins in a fight?

[Da Rafsta]

In a lulz fight...easily Ryan. In a brawl...hmmm...Andy Bell

[bleuMadonna]

Modelo Especial is kind of like Corona but since it has it's own bottle style that I like...subconsciously, I feel like I'm changing it up a bit. I pair it up with some lime and man...it hits the spot. No salt. I see other guys use salt....:yuck:

I've noticed that Dos Equis sports the luxury of still tasting good even at room temperature. That's awesome. I hear that European beers are drunk that way as well, room temperature.

Sweet, I'll have to try the Modelo. I think I would skip the salt as well.

Yep, I'm pretty sure the German beers are consumed at room temp.

[Ryan]

aww i love andy bell

[sneakypete]

raf, did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?

[Da Rafsta]

:hmmm: uhhh.....no.

[Bruce]

If Buckwheat and Dakota Fanning were in a knife fight, who would win?

...to be continued.

Good question tho.

:hmm4:

Also, do you prefer bubble baths or showers?

[sneakypete]

raf, have you ever typed, "Why do I have" into google and see what the related/most searched results are?

[Da Rafsta]

I'll have to go with Dakota after heavy consideration and analytical brainstorming. His tender side would get the best of him and that's when she'd finish him off.

[Da Rafsta]

raf, have you ever typed, "Why do I have" into google and see what the related/most searched results are?
can't say I had before, but your question compelled me to do so and the most searched from my examination are "why do men have nipples"?

[Bruce]

Have you ever lactated?

[Da Rafsta]

from my dick....but techically or medically for that matter, no.......FUCK NO!

[sneakypete]

Why do I have...."green poop" "discharge" "no friends"

[Da Rafsta]

:shrug:

[Pun'KinG']

Do you want Rusty to stop now?

:blah:

for the sake of the thread's integrity, Rusty's free to continue on at his will. Whether it's what I want is another story altogther... :byrche:

:console: I apologize, Raf. Sincerely I do. I regret what I posted. It was complete dross and an embarrassment to us both.

Will you forgive me? :blink:

What I really want to try is german dark beer. For some time now I've been meaning to head out to Spec's that specializes in imported alcoholic beverages. I want to see what the fuss is about with European beers.

Beck's Dark is OK. Both of Dio's suggestions are good. Not categorized as dark beers, but I also enjoy Harp (My favorite although I don't drink too much anymore), Bass, Red Stripe (Jamaican. And the bottle shape resembles a hand grenade.)


I got 2 pickles...I got 2 pickles...I got 2 pickles....hey hey hey hey.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/rudy-funhouse.jpg
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy."

[Bruce]

Is it okay to have sex with a quadriplegic? I mean, as long as she's really hot? And what is the opposite of butterface? Because quadriplegic chicks obviously have to be the opposite of this. Butterbody maybe?

[Da Rafsta]

Is it okay to have sex with a quadriplegic? I mean, as long as she's really hot? And what is the opposite of butterface? Because quadriplegic chicks obviously have to be the opposite of this. Butterbody maybe?
It doesn't sit well with my conscience personally.

[sneakypete]

butter arms n legs, cause her tits is prolly ok.

[Da Rafsta]

=Pun'King' I apologize, Raf. Sincerely I do. I regret what I posted. It was complete dross and an embarrassment to us both.

Will you forgive me? :blink:

:hug3:

[Bruce]

It doesn't sit well with my conscience personally.

Aren't these women people too? Shouldn't they be allowed to have sex like anyone else? What are you? A quadriplegist? :pout:

[Bruce]

What about this?

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4555.jpg

[Da Rafsta]

So are people in coma. You won't ever see me holding a session of "mr. nasty time" with my wife if she was in that state. If not for her, I'd be like hey...I'm a man, a human and I gotz needs....my wife's got the gina, albeit in coma. No... you asked, I answered. If that's okay with you....:shrug: I'm no one to judge but personally, it doesn't bode well with my conscience.

[sneakypete]

:huh:

I hate transexuals.

[Pun'KinG']

Raf, would you ever consider using acupunctuation as a remedy for a bad habit?

[sneakypete]

:lol:

[Keith Moon]

I want to be in a comma.

[Da Rafsta]

Raf, would you ever consider using acupunctuation as a remedy for a bad habit?
I have not but if the need were there, I'd give it a shot...

[sneakypete]

:facepalm:

[Da Rafsta]

I want to be in a comma.
:facepalm: coma....comatose...


:kneeslap: You know what I mean... :taz:

[Da Rafsta]

:facepalm:
I heard positive things about it. :shrug: I think I'd give it a shot...don't know really.


http://www.pitofhorror.com/newdesign/hellraiser/images/pinhead4.jpg

[Da Rafsta]

tell ya what...if I ever do it, I'll take :pics:

[sneakypete]

re-read punkin's post bro.

[Da Rafsta]

K...here's the skinny. I read acupuncture and thought he meant that. what the 'iation' at the end denotes is beyond me. Maybe it's an inside joke....:shrug:

Needz more clarification. :cookie:

[sneakypete]

:roflmao:

[Da Rafsta]

For the record:

I'm not sure whether Pun was implying that smoking is something i happen to consider to be a bad habit. Some folks refer to smoking....hell even drinking as 'habits'. I don't know if he's one of those and therefore I answered accordingly.

Truth is....I myself wouldn't go seek acupuncture for literally a bad habit. Smoking in my view is an addiction.....far from a bad habit. I've heard that form of treatment helps in that. I don't know really.

[sneakypete]

:lmao:

[Da Rafsta]

:insecure: Ummmm.....GUYZ....I'm getting really concerned here guys.... http://www.familyguy-arcade.com/games/images/family_guy-mort_goldman.gif

[Bruce]

:mariolopez:

[sneakypete]

:raf: :darafsta: :rafsta: http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9755/rafheadmd0.gif

[Keith Moon]

Gullible up in this bitch.

[Da Rafsta]

hey....:sad2:

[sneakypete]

haha, shit says acupunctuation, ; : ! ? . crusty pumpkin made it up.

[Bruce]

Did anyone ever take your lunch money, Raf?

[dionysusolympus]

n your green card, Raf?

[Da Rafsta]

haha, shit says acupunctuation, ; : ! ? . crusty pumpkin made it up.
:huh: That's why you were laughing so much? :shame:



:jazzyou:

[Da Rafsta]

Did anyone ever take your lunch money, Raf?
Never. I can't remember that ever existing in my school days. That shit was mostly TV bullying...

[Da Rafsta]

n your green card, Raf?
never had one, son. Born in Chicago, Ill.

[Bruce]

Ah. The Wendy city. She blew me too. Last night.

Would you like to meet me at the top of the Sears Tower? Or perhaps the Handcock Building?

[Da Rafsta]

too cold, no thanks.

[Keith Moon]

hey....:sad2:


:hug5:

[sneakypete]

I was laughing cause even after telling to you re-read it, you still didn't get it and went on being serious about trying it about addition and cigarettes and god knows whatelse.

[dionysusolympus]

:kneeslap: :kneeslap:

[Da Rafsta]

:punking:

[jazz]

:raf: :darafsta: :rafsta: http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9755/rafheadmd0.gif
i have that one on queue just for raf :nod:

[sneakypete]

:monty:

[Da Rafsta]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_959.jpg

[Bruce]

Do you wear contacts?

[Pun'KinG']

For the record:

I'm not sure whether Pun was implying that smoking is something i happen to consider to be a bad habit. Some folks refer to smoking....hell even drinking as 'habits'. I don't know if he's one of those and therefore I answered accordingly.

Truth is....I myself wouldn't go seek acupuncture for literally a bad habit. Smoking in my view is an addiction.....far from a bad habit. I've heard that form of treatment helps in that. I don't know really.

Yeah, the use of "addiction" there would make more sense. :up:

Unless you have a really bad habit such as the following:

http://lotgk.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/piratenuns.jpg

haha, shit says acupunctuation, ; : ! ? . crusty pumpkin made it up.

Just trying to get my point across. :shrug:

[Da Rafsta]

you really left me out in the cold on that one, pun. :sad2: I was butchered! :cry:

[Pun'KinG']

:console: It was just meant to be a subtle jab. I didn't expect it to develop into an overblown page waster. Perhaps I shouldn't have made the comment in the first place, but alas I am an asshole and it just comes naturally. It's probably why, aside from some of you guys who would admit it openly, I really have no friends. Oh, well. Guilty as charged. Case open and closed. :shrug:

[Bruce]

What do you think of rhubarb pie?

[sneakypete]

There is no such thing as a wasted page.

[Pun'KinG']

Until a few minutes ago. Dun...dun...dun!

[Da Rafsta]

What do you think of rhubarb pie?
there's only two pies in existence that I like, one is punkin pie and the other is also referred to as 'gina. :byrche:

[sneakypete]

man'gina

[Pun'KinG']

I like punkin pie.

:blush:

[Bruce]

What's your favorite movie and pot pie?

[Da Rafsta]

I have several favorite movies. One that stands out...just to name one, Braveheart.

Favorite pot pie has definitely got to be chicken. :yummy:

[Keith Moon]

Favorite aisle in the grocery store?

[Da Rafsta]

:hmm:

Adult beverages aisle.

[... Scott]

Raf .. What is the biggest amount of air you have ever caught, be it on a push bike or a skateboard ?

[Bruce]

What do you keep searching for today?

[Pun'KinG']

A hot deal! :imfast:

[sneakypete]

hahaha, punkin, that had me rolling for some reason. I think it was the smiley that put it over the top.

byrche, I always wonder the same thing. He is always searchin.

[Bruce]

He still hasn't found what he's looking for...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/05/bono_narrowweb__300x309,0.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/SChE1SV9_pI/AAAAAAAACNc/v_pH2zRhgUY/s400/austin+porta-potty+atm.jpg

[Bruce]

:lol:

[sneakypete]

raf, where have you been?! have you even seen punkings signature yet?!

[Pun'KinG']

Why? What is it? I have sigs and criticism turned off. :neutral:

[sneakypete]

:who:

[Pun'KinG']

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/wacko.gif:who:http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/crappy.gif

[paygee]

it's getting old

[sneakypete]

what is?

[Pun'KinG']

Yeah, which is probably why I'm going to leave it up for a few more days. :ha:

[Da Rafsta]

Raf .. What is the biggest amount of air you have ever caught, be it on a push bike or a skateboard ?
aside for the breeze I've caught when eating my shit falling off of both....I can't say.

[Da Rafsta]

What do you keep searching for today?
ruckus

[Da Rafsta]

raf, where have you been?! have you even seen punkings signature yet?!
I've been :lurk: Yes I've seen his sig...you think it's hilarious!

have you seen mine?

[MojoFearsSatan]

aside for the breeze I've caught when eating my shit falling off of both....I can't say.

that's what you're doing wrong! Try riding the bike THEN eating the shit, or eating the shit THEN riding the bike. Doing both at the same time is asking for trouble. After all, it wasn't 2 Girls 1 Bicycle 1 Cup, was it!

[Pun'KinG']

Gullible up in this bitch.

hey....:sad2:

:lol:

[jazz]

i have a question for raf...wtf is he?

get an iphone and surf from work, bish. :shame:

[Bruce]

Even I'm s-m-r-t now. :dopey:

[jazz]

and byrche is like darken when it comes to electronics, so that's pretty sad, raf.

[Pun'KinG']

i have a question for raf...wtf is he?

get an iphone and surf from work, bish. :shame:

Better yet...get an ipad and go home and sit on it. :what:

[sneakypete]

and twirl

[Pun'KinG']

Dear Raf,

Greetings. So when are you coming up here and sodding my lawn? Shit's a disaster, Yo.

Sincerely,

Rusty Pickles