Yeah! Jazmyne made it!

[Tzarina]

Hi! :laugh: Thanks to Jazz for letting my friend join all of us! :nod:

[Jazmyne]

Thank you Jazz for letting me join!

Hello everyone! :D

[jazz]

welcome, jazmyne.

[Ellen Degenerate]

welcome, person with the same name as me :smile:

[Tzarina]

welcome, person with the same name as me :smile:
Oh that is TOO cool! :nod:

[Ellen Degenerate]

Oh that is TOO cool! :nod:
yeah. I spell it Jasmine though.
Another weird thing is that one of the 2 people i usually hang with at school is also called Jasmine. :insecure:

[jazz]

7. Thou shalt have none other gods before me.

:shiner:

[Jazmyne]

yeah. I spell it Jasmine though.
Another weird thing is that one of the 2 people i usually hang with at school is also called Jasmine. :insecure:

Yeah Jazmyne is my middle name. But I spell it different, similiar to your name.
<3

[beatrix]

WHOOO HOOOOO!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

[Jazmyne]

Hey dear beatrix! Hows ya doin? <3

[beatrix]

good!!! thanx for asking!!! <3

[Jazmyne]

Its all good! :D

[beatrix]

cool.......

[Jazmyne]

yup yup! :)

[beatrix]

yeah..i gotta go....
seriously...have fun on your trip and take care!!!!!!!
you deserve it!!!!

[iha]

Welcome Tzarina's friend who has the same name as Fred Bear.

[Jazmyne]

I will definatly have fun. Im leaving in 6 hours.

Hello iha. :D

[Trizzak]

Jazmyne, welcome to the board. Since you're female I'm gonna have to give you some warnings... 1. Watch out for Jimbo. 2. Don't drink anything Ryan offers you. 3. Greg is not a licensed "Booby Inspector." Besides that, welcome to the forum!



So...uh....what are you wearing?

[Tzarina]

Jazmyne, welcome to the board. Since you're female I'm gonna have to give you some warnings... 1. Watch out for Jimbo. 2. Don't drink anything Ryan offers you. 3. Greg is not a licensed "Booby Inspector." Besides that, welcome to the forum!



So...uh....what are you wearing?
:hmmm:

And yes, she's beautiful, but remember she's married :nod:

I am now waiting for her to call me from Phoenix because she is on her way to her cruise, and she is excited to be in the same state as myself... now how cute is that? :nana:

[EtchedInCold]

Jazmyne, welcome to the board. Since you're female I'm gonna have to give you some warnings... 1. Watch out for Jimbo. 2. Don't drink anything Ryan offers you. 3. Greg is not a licensed "Booby Inspector." Besides that, welcome to the forum!



So...uh....what are you wearing?
eeeh. jimbo's like a chicken. you flip him over and he goes all lifeless...

[The Judas Cow]

Jazmyne, welcome to the board. Since you're female I'm gonna have to give you some warnings... 1. Watch out for Jimbo. 2. Don't drink anything Ryan offers you. 3. Greg is not a licensed "Booby Inspector." Besides that, welcome to the forum!



So...uh....what are you wearing?


Yes he is, we went to booby acadamy together.

[Tzarina]

eeeh. jimbo's like a chicken. you flip him over and he goes all lifeless...
:hmmm:

[EtchedInCold]

don't ask how i found that one out.

[Trizzak]

And yes, she's beautiful, but remember she's married :nod::
"married" is merely an obstacle, not a road block.

[greg]

Yes he is, we went to booby acadamy together.
yeah, good times.

edit: trizz, how dare you mislead jazmyne like that :shame:

[Agent]

yes welcome.

[Tzarina]

Sorry all, Jazmyne will not be back for ten days :crying:

She's made it to Miami and is on her way to her cruise, with 24 hour Ice Cream and Italian Food... :drool:


:pepper:

[jims]

Hi! :laugh: Thanks to Jazz for letting my friend join all of us! :nod:

can i ask her out on a date to the cinemas. followed by some dinner?

[Trizzak]

can i ask her out on a date to the cinemas. followed by some dinner?
Clearly I staked claims on her first. I will ask to take her for a walk along a beach, followed by a calming massage, and end the night with quick, violent sex.

[jims]

Clearly I staked claims on her first. I will ask to take her for a walk along a beach, followed by a calming massage, and end the night with quick, violent sex.


you did?? well i didnt read the thread. and i only read the first sentence from this post that i kinda reply yoo

[Tzarina]

can i ask her out on a date to the cinemas. followed by some dinner?
If ya want... :up:

Clearly I staked claims on her first. I will ask to take her for a walk along a beach, followed by a calming massage, and end the night with quick, violent sex.
:shocked:

you did?? well i didnt read the thread. and i only read the first sentence from this post that i kinda reply yoo
Cool, fighting over my friend... lemmee get some of those little Raisinette things so I have something to snack on while I watch... or is this gonna end up being like "Fight Club" with Jimbo hitting himself? :hmmm:


joke disclaimer

[Trizzak]

I think I should get first shot at her. She won't be able to resist my manly physic, boyish charm, and date rape drug.

[The Judas Cow]

and here I thought your charm was girlish.

[Trizzak]

and here I thought your charm was girlish.
hahahahahaha you're so funny! Here, I made you a drink. :what:

[The Judas Cow]

I'm picking up on your sarcasm here.

[Trizzak]

I'm picking up on your sarcasm here.
Sarcasm? what sarcasm. I am never sarcastic. Now imbibe this drink that doesn't contain 8 capsules of Liquid G, :what:

[jims]

well really its just the fucking net so its not real, i just wanted to say something rude. so fucker yas

[Tzarina]

well really its just the fucking net so its not real, i just wanted to say something rude. so fucker yas
Jimbo :lmao: Always :haha:

[The Judas Cow]

Sarcasm? what sarcasm. I am never sarcastic. Now imbibe this drink that doesn't contain 8 capsules of Liquid G, :what:

imbibe, good word Triz :up:

[jims]

Jimbo :lmao: Always :haha:

:hat: oooooooooooooooooooh....always what....

[dionysusolympus]

how's it going? Cool...don't use all the toilet paper while you're here... :dual:

[Darken Elise]

Welcome aboard. I wouldn't even use the toilet paper here. You'd best bring your own.

[Pudie]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hi2U JAZ!

[Hailo]

High there, jazmyne

[jims]

shes left!! you scared her away!!!!

[Tzarina]

:hat: oooooooooooooooooooh....always what....
I dunno, I forget... :whistle:

[jims]

whats that dick like plastic thing for?

[Tzarina]

:hitit: :loveleaf: :hitit2:


:bow: :bow2: Look they are like smileys doing sit ups...

[jims]

:haha:

and your location is the longest i think

[Tzarina]

:haha:

and your location is the longest i think
That's the point! I kept going back and making it longer to see how much I could fit in there, but I ran out of stuff to say... :tongue2:

[jims]

haha...ooooooooooooooooooooh poot :bang2:

[Tzarina]

haha...ooooooooooooooooooooh poot :bang2:
I'm bored :sad: Where's Jimbo? :crying:

[jims]

he's here now :candle:

[Tzarina]

:truck:

[jims]

*jumps on*

[Jazmyne]

Ok Im back. Very interesting conversation while I was away. Im here to stay, unless I get a chance to go on another cruise!

[Trizzak]

Welcome back! Don't mind Jimbo, he can be a little creepy...

how was the trip?

[Jazmyne]

The trip was amazing! I got tons of pics, Im tan, Im addicted to gourmet food....LOL!

I think I will go post a piccy...

[Tzarina]

:agape:


:dog:


:jims:

[Trizzak]

where was your cruise to?

[Jazmyne]

The cruise went to Belize, Honduras, Grand Cayman, and Cozumel Mexico (Grand Cayman was cancelled due to weather)

[Trizzak]

Sounds excellent!

[jims]

Welcome back! Don't mind Jimbo, he can be a little creepy...

how was the trip?


:bite:

[Jazmyne]

No one here is creepy :D Im enjoying it here!

[jims]

mooooooooooooooooooooooo :shh:

[... Scott]

:ghost: Greetings !

[EtchedInCold]

vrooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm!

[jims]

i gotta piss now, thank you

[EtchedInCold]

you are very welcome.

iv'e been having to piss all day.

[jims]

awwwwww..... :neener:

[EtchedInCold]

"neener"

[jims]

:dog:

[EtchedInCold]

Jazmyne is on right now.

[jims]

we know :tits:

[EtchedInCold]

well she should come into her thread.

[jims]

lets pm her...you do it first! and then i wont.....we will be tricky like that :satanas:

[EtchedInCold]

she's off now. :sad:

[jims]

you scared her off! :rage:

[EtchedInCold]

how do we know it wasn't you?
we know :tits:

[jims]

:rock:

ok ok...lets talk about someone else now..you pick

[EtchedInCold]

we can talk about Dirty Clown, but he's never gonna respond.
he's only posted 63 times here so far.

[jims]

dirty clown huh..... :shrug: what to say....

[EtchedInCold]

i'd call him a dirty clown, but that's his name.
he's a clean jester.

[jims]

hehe


he comes...he posted..he lefted

[Jazmyne]

Im here LOL

Hello everyone!

[EtchedInCold]

he'll probably never even see this thread.

[EtchedInCold]

Im here LOL
:faint:

[jims]

ATTACK!!

[Jazmyne]

Whats going on?

[jims]

:ghost:

[Jazmyne]

*screams*

[jims]

*eats popcorn and watches*

[Jazmyne]

*eats cake*

[jims]

i see you have eaten cake before :up:

[Jazmyne]

Cake is delicious! :homer:

[jims]

it is indeed. im enjoying my apple right now.

[Jazmyne]

MMmmmm apples are good! :D

[jims]

oh yes.
you like rice?

[Jazmyne]

I loooove rice! :wookie:

[jims]

rice is the bestest :bang:

[Jazmyne]

I agree, rice is the bestest evar!

[jims]

what about............................ummm.....beef? :pirate:

[Jazmyne]

I like beef, but I dont eat it alot. I enjoy escargo, veal, lamb, lobster, oysters, seaweed, calamari, sushi (raw salmon is yummy), and fried crab! YUM! :smile:

[jims]

yum to most of them. im big on eating dead stuff :nod:
never had crab though

[Jazmyne]

Crab is awesome!

Since Ive been home Ive just been eating rice and french fries (cough drops and nyquil too)

[jims]

mmm rice and chips and peas and gravy OH MY! :drool:

[Jazmyne]

YUMMY! Im eating more cake now :smile:

[jims]

what sort of cake?

[Jazmyne]

Its orange creamsicle cake. Yum Yum!

[jims]

that sounds mighty niiiiiiice

[Jazmyne]

Its very nice but Im so full now...:( *explodes*

[jims]

ooh deary me :dammit: ..what to do

[Jazmyne]

I dont know LOL
So whats going on today?

[jims]

well..today is over in 1hr. not much to do really. just wait until i fall asleep lol
what about you?

[Jazmyne]

Ehhh nothings going on today. I woke up 2 hours ago and Im just gonna sit home all day.

[jims]

just having an alone time day today?

[Jazmyne]

I have alone time everyday. I dont have any friends or family in this state and my car is broken...Im stuck at home everyday *sad panda*

[jims]

argh, im kinda like that. but i have family here, but i wanna get away lol
sucks huh :confused3

[Jazmyne]

Yeah it does suck. Im alone everyday :(

[jims]

awwww :frown:
you need to take a trip somewhere, like somewhere where your friends are

[Jazmyne]

I dont have friends. I just got home from a cruise with my only friend and her family LOL Im content sitting here for now, my husband is coming home sometime :(

[jims]

well, he will be back sometime so no worries :up:

[Jazmyne]

Sometime from June to next year LOL but he will come home. :-)

[jims]

good good :jims:

[jims]

i see you perving the board again! :jims:

[Jazmyne]

Yeah Im off and on a lot today huh? :biggrin:

[jims]

oooh i didnt notice....well...maybe :angel:

[EtchedInCold]

well, if she's so alone, me and you can keep her company right here, no?

[jims]

i will be good

[EtchedInCold]

and i shall try my best

[jims]

:jims:

[Jazmyne]

What? LOL!

[jims]

:nanasad:

[EtchedInCold]

:nana2:

[jims]

:eek:

[Jazmyne]

:wookie:

[EtchedInCold]

Hi there!
:pepper:

[jims]

rob....i leave it in your capable hands to be sweet to jazmyne. make it so

[Jazmyne]

Ahoy hoy!

[EtchedInCold]

rob....i leave it in your capable hands to be sweet to jazmyne. make it so
sweet? :cake:
i can do that.

[Jazmyne]

Awwwww

[EtchedInCold]

:evnanner:

[Jazmyne]

:spin:

[EtchedInCold]

don't you just LOVE it here?

[Jazmyne]

Yeah I do love it here!

[EtchedInCold]

and we love having you.

especially the post whores.

[Jazmyne]

Awwwww how sweet! *smiles*

[EtchedInCold]

i have to be sweet, Jimbo told me to.

[Jazmyne]

Yes, he did tell you too :-D

[EtchedInCold]

i'm obedient... unlike this guy...
STAY!
:dog:

STAY :dammit:!

[Jazmyne]

LOL!

[EtchedInCold]

Why doesn't Lisha come in here?

[Jazmyne]

She is working on something :-)

[EtchedInCold]

i think she's scurred of the guys.

[Jazmyne]

LOL No shes not. Shes just busy :-D

[jims]

i have to be sweet, Jimbo told me to.


good man :up:

[Tzarina]

I'm here... kinda...

Jazmyne has superpowers... :sonic:

[Jazmyne]

Yes I do have superpowers *hides*

[jazz]

tzarina may have explained it somewhere else and i probably missed reading it, but what is the deal with those four squares on the lower right of your avs? what does it symbolize?

[Tzarina]

tzarina may have explained it somewhere else and i probably missed reading it, but what is the deal with those four squares on the lower right of your avs? what does it symbolize?
i think it's the mark from the site that I found the avs at... all the avs there have that mark in the lower right corner :muah:

[Jazmyne]

I ate pizza, buffalo chicken wings, and sprite! *explodes*

[jazz]

i think it's the mark from the site that I found the avs at... all the avs there have that mark in the lower right corner :muah:

oh, ok. i thought you put it there yourself.

[jims]

tzarina may have explained it somewhere else and i probably missed reading it, but what is the deal with those four squares on the lower right of your avs? what does it symbolize?

THE END OF THE WORLD! :ohnoes:

[jims]

cruiseships huh

i was gonna try that out, but at this time its not good for me to leave.
sounds like fun though :argh:

[Jazmyne]

Cruises are fun and you should go on one someday. But if its not a good time for you to leave, it can always wait! :-D

[Hailo]

Yeah, just not a good time :shame:

[Jazmyne]

uhhhhh hmmmm

[Hailo]

So where'd you go on your cruise?

[Jazmyne]

Belize, Roatan Island Honduras, Grand Cayman, and Cozumel Mexico.

Theres another cruise Ive been wanting to go on but it only sails once next month so I cant go, but it goes to Grand Cayman, Roatan Island (my favorite place on earth), Costa Maya Mexico, and Cozumel Mexico.

[jims]

Yeah, just not a good time :shame:

why shame? :frown:

im not allowed to be escapist lol.



and yeah jazmyne, it would be an experience. i could finally be a pirate

[Jazmyne]

Yeah its fun to be a pirate on ship. Its fun to go up on the very top deck at night and be a pirate.

O yeah and dont forget the nude deck :D

[jims]

yaaarrr!!!! :pirate:

[Jazmyne]

Pirates are cool!

[jims]

so true. i celebrate pirate day, every now and then

[Jazmyne]

Whats pirate day?

[jims]

you say "arrrr" a lot. and use pirate words and phrases. and you steal stuff

[EtchedInCold]

booty

[Jazmyne]

you say "arrrr" a lot. and use pirate words and phrases. and you steal stuff

That sounds groovy! :haha:

[jims]

it is a lot of fun

[EtchedInCold]

i missed last years Pirate Day. but i'm looking forward to this years.

[jims]

cool..i make them up as i go. i randomly pick a day, tell people. and thats that

[EtchedInCold]

i think it was april 14th last year.

[Jazmyne]

I was slow.

[jims]

hmm...i feel like declaring pirate day on monday

[EtchedInCold]

this one upcoming?

[jims]

yeah :cookie2:

[EtchedInCold]

i'm working that day. could turn into something interesting...

[jims]

excellent...ill post it in here if it happens

[EtchedInCold]

i need an eye patch.

[jims]

ill be your parrot

[EtchedInCold]

i wonder what management would make of me celebrating Pirate Day at work

[jims]

PIRATE DAY ON MONDAY! YAARRR
:pirate:

[Jazmyne]

Monday is a good day!

[jims]

it will be the day of days

[Jazmyne]

yes, yes it will! :-D

[jims]

you smile a lot :up: :jims:

[Jazmyne]

I try...I try even when Im not happy. :-)

[jims]

:smile:

[EtchedInCold]

YAY IT"S PIRATE DAY :pirate: ARRRRRRRR!!!!

[jims]

:brows:

[jazz]

i bet the gay population will get all offended and demand that pirate day include butt pirates as well.

:rolleyes:

[Jazmyne]

Happy Pirate Day!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[jims]

i bet the gay population will get all offended and demand that pirate day include butt pirates as well.

:rolleyes:


damn politics

[Hailo]

i bet the gay population will get all offended and demand that pirate day include butt pirates as well.

:rolleyes:


:no:

[jims]

BITE!!
CHEW!!

[EtchedInCold]

i got yelled at for making a makeshift eye patch at work. but i didn't care! i was festive!

[jims]

lol thats awesome man. i "arrrrr'ed" most of the day. :nanner3:

[EtchedInCold]

i just got a phone call complaining about my conduct at work yesterday... but i don't care, i can't get fired.

[jazz]

but i don't care, i can't get fired.

government job?

[EtchedInCold]

government job?
grocery store job, but i get fired, and they fall apart. i am the glue of that department. especially in the next couple months... :evnanner:

that's not a nanner... :rage:

[jims]

very sweet :up:
speaking of jobs, i applied for two jobs today. one in a games shop called gamestation and the other is a secuirity job at tetleys :devil:

[Tzarina]

i bet the gay population will get all offended and demand that pirate day include butt pirates as well.

:rolleyes:
Now that made me cough out a little psuedo giggle...
:roflmao:

Hellllllloooooooo allllllllll :spin:

[Jazmyne]

Helllooooo Tzarina!!!! <3

[Tzarina]

Hidy Ho! :cookie2:

[EtchedInCold]

Hey! Lisha's on early!

[jims]

hey jimbo is on!

[EtchedInCold]

so he is... touché...

[jims]

:owndance:

[Ryan]

Needs more pics that look all the same.

[greg]

like this?

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[Ryan]

:yes:

Nati needs to post more ones like that.

[greg]

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[Keith Moon]

Little bit mo'.

[Ryan]

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[sneakypete]

:clap2: hahaha

[greg]

lil bit o' nip there, srs

[greg]

lol

[Keith Moon]

:clap4:!!!

[jazz]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/6186/lulpl2.jpg
:spit:

[dionysusolympus]

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[Ryan]

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