The 'Ask Byrche Anything' Thread

[sneakypete]

As it says.....






Byrche, has there every been a zombie with blue eyes?

[MojoFearsSatan]

Byrche, is there any progress made by the medical groups searching for a cure for Ryan?

[Bruce]

As it says.....






Byrche, has there every been a zombie with blue eyes?

Yes.

Byrche, is there any progress made by the medical groups searching for a cure for Ryan?

No. Obama pulled funding. He felt the money would be best spent elsewhere.

[Capt]

have you ever had cavities?

[Bruce]

Yes. And sometimes I have them fully searched.

[sneakypete]

:gulp:


quick, is tim wearing a plaid shirt today?

[Bruce]

No.

[sneakypete]

you haven't even seen him yet today, prolly.

[Bruce]

I just sat next to him, like every day, in the morning meeting.

[MojoFearsSatan]

After the success of the "Ask Lisha" thread, are you now planning to get into an ongoing hatefest with Ken?

[sneakypete]

oh bryce, you are the king of zombie organization.


did you read my idea in the NBA thread?

[Bruce]

After the success of the "Ask Lisha" thread, are you now planning to get into an ongoing hatefest with Ken?

I thought we were already in one.

oh bryce, you are the king of zombie organization.


did you read my idea in the NBA thread?

No. I will do so now.

[sneakypete]

who is assistant manager around here?

[Bruce]

I'm not sure but, I'm pretty sure I'm the assistant to the manager.

[sneakypete]

:notes:

[KenKill75]

:sad2: I thought you wuved me.

[Da Rafsta]

why so gold?

[Bruce]

The copper wasn't working for me.

[Pun'KinG']

Hello, Jsaon? :nana: :nana2: :nana3:

That is all?


:lol: That reminds me of my sister and her emails. She'll post some sentences that are obviously declarative statements and put a :qmark: at the end...or multiple ones.
"My cat is gray??"
"I had spaghetti for lunch?"

Ahem...

[sneakypete]

hey byrche, What do people in China call their good plates?

[Keith Moon]

Bryce, when was the last time you used your scroll lock button on your keyboard?

[Bruce]

Hello, Jsaon? :nana: :nana2: :nana3:

That is all?



No.

hey byrche, What do people in China call their good plates?

America.

Bryce, when was the last time you used your scroll lock button on your keyboard?

October 21, 2002.

[sneakypete]

:what2:

[KenKill75]

Derek, how many square feet is your apartment?

[sneakypete]

his real name Jason Derek? if so, that is badass, sounds like a jason stathom character name.

[KenKill75]

Feel free to suck his pecker.

[Da Rafsta]

bryce...this is sirius queschurn here...K



how many licks does it take to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[sneakypete]

:lol:, queschurn


What are you spooks doin?!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/243533~Christian-Bale-Posters.jpg

[Bruce]

Derek, how many square feet is your apartment?

9,632

his real name Jason Derek?

Yes and I hate "Jason."

bryce...this is sirius queschurn here...K



how many licks does it take to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

According to the owl, three.

:lol:, queschurn


What are you spooks doin?!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/243533~Christian-Bale-Posters.jpg

They are asking questions.

[sneakypete]

haha, you hate your name? what do you like to be called?

[Bruce]

Burch.

[B]

Jason, what's another word for "thesaurus"?

[sneakypete]

where did that come from?

[KenKill75]

So no Derek? And why you lie on your answer to my qvesjun?

[KenKill75]

where did that come from?

It came from his last name, you dope.

[Bruce]

Jason, what's another word for "thesaurus"?

Dinosaur.

where did that come from?

My dad and his dad before him and so on and so forth.

[sneakypete]

I thought derek was your last name. :shrug:

middle name?

[Bruce]

So no Derek? And why you lie on your answer to my qvesjun?

Derek is my middle name. I converted to cubits.

[Keith Moon]

Do you miss boy scouts?

[Bruce]

I thought derek was your last name. :shrug:

middle name?

Correct. My parents were fans of John Derek. Married Bo. Photographer. Film-maker. And also spoke the famous line often attributed to James Dean, "Live fast. Die young. And leave a good looking corpse."

"A radical solution for avoiding a mid-life crisis is to avoid mid-life. One interpretation of this solution was first suggested to the cinema-going public in 1949 when the phrase 'Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse' was spoken by actor John Derek in the film Knock on Any Door, which also starred Humphrey Bogart and was directed by Nicholas Ray1. Ray went on to direct James Dean, who, curiously, is widely admired for having accidentally adopted John Derek's advice."

[KenKill75]

This thread just isn't working out.

[Bruce]

Do you miss boy scouts?

No. I do miss brownies.

[Bruce]

This thread just isn't working out.

Please form your statement in the form of a question. Next?

[sneakypete]

Correct. My parents were fans of John Derek. Married Bo. Photographer. Film-maker. And also spoke the famous line often attributed to James Dean, "Live fast. Die young. And leave a good looking corpse."

"A radical solution for avoiding a mid-life crisis is to avoid mid-life. One interpretation of this solution was first suggested to the cinema-going public in 1949 when the phrase 'Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse' was spoken by actor John Derek in the film Knock on Any Door, which also starred Humphrey Bogart and was directed by Nicholas Ray1. Ray went on to direct James Dean, who, curiously, is widely admired for having accidentally adopted John Derek's advice."



:up: this thread is successful for me. I am learning all these things I have always wondered. Burch it is, or Bryce cause it sounds fancy.

[Bruce]

Please form your statement in the form of a question. Next?

:hmm4:

[Pun'KinG']

Yes and I hate "Jason."


:monty::qmark:

[KenKill75]

Who from encircling have you met in person?

[Bruce]

:monty::qmark:

Not excellent.

[Bruce]

Who from encircling have you met in person?

You, Jessica and Robert.

[KenKill75]

Oh, ok, I thought you might have met someone else, like Rusty.

[sneakypete]

ima try to meet burch soon :innocent: at the basketball game.

[KenKill75]

You're starting to sound like a stalker.

[sneakypete]

take it back, ken.

[dionysusolympus]

you guyz shuld meet in the park wid ur party hats.

[sneakypete]

ima give you a flat tire when I see you.

[dionysusolympus]

so no party hats den?

[Da Rafsta]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B07zOr4GVGE/RgRdgSJ_UPI/AAAAAAAAADU/ErKnXYqYWDA/s320/kiko%2Bchavo.jpg

[sneakypete]

all I have is my tribe cap.


dio, you gonna play skate with me and beat the levels tonight?

[Bruce]

so no party hats den?

No.



dio, you gonna play skate with me and beat the levels tonight?

No.

[Pun'KinG']

What's the square root of a thurgood marshall?

[KenKill75]

Ooh, I know this. Clarence Thomas.

[Bruce]

What's the square root of a thurgood marshall?

Kit Kat

[KenKill75]

:shame: You don't know shit.

[Bruce]

In order for this to work, please form your statement in the form of a question.

[sneakypete]

:lol:

what kind of toothpaste do you use?

[Bruce]

:lol:

what kind of toothpaste do you use?


Crest Pro Health.

And, Kenneth. There are no right or wrong answers here. Only inner-peace and enlightenment.

[Pun'KinG']

And allow me to forgo the traditional formula and formerly introduce myself as I ask you to fill out these forms.

[KenKill75]

But really, Clarence Thomas was so much of a better answer than Kit Kat. You must agree, yace? See, that's a fucking question.

[sneakypete]

Crest Pro Health.




good stuff, good stuff. I like that toothpaste.


Have you ever tried http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/69293/200.jpg ?

I tried this one last trip to the grocery and it leaves your mouth feeling exceptionally clean.

[Bruce]

You must agree, yace?

I agree that both of our answers sucked. In order for me to knock them down, they must be set up properly.



Have you ever tried ?



Yes. I like some baking soda clean every once in a while.

[KenKill75]

Are you getting married any time soon?

[dionysusolympus]

Are you getting married any time soon?

addendum:

homocoastal or bicoastal?

[KenKill75]

He's not on a coast. He's in the heartland. :what:

[Bruce]

Are you getting married any time soon?

The magic 8-ball says, "not likely."

[paygee]

how come you didnt make me a bday thread? hm jason?

[Bruce]

Cause I'm an insensitive prick. :hrmph:

[Keith Moon]

Besides raw wheat everyday, what's your very thing to eat?

[Bruce]

Raw corn.

[sneakypete]

Hair Arm?

[Bruce]

Only on one. Playing with matches and gunpowder when I was 8.

[sneakypete]

haha, what are you doing, want to play gears on your new color television set?

[Bruce]

I want to play the Gears board game instead.

[sneakypete]

:hmm4: I stayed up til 6 am playing COD4. It got weird.

[... Scott]

Byrche ... Is Sneaky Pete a sniper type of gameplayer on cod 4 or does he prefer to round around with grenades and a sidearm ?


Camper is not a valid answer...

[Pun'KinG']

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/smileytentcampfire.gif

[sneakypete]

I'm not allowed to answer, cause this is the 'Ask Byrche Anything' Thread :lulz2:

[Bruce]

Byrche ... Is Sneaky Pete a sniper type of gameplayer on cod 4 or does he prefer to round around with grenades and a sidearm ?


Camper is not a valid answer...

I've never played CoD4 with Scoop. I do hear he likes to corpse-hump though.

[sneakypete]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4214.jpg

I switch it up, depending on my mood. In single player, I prefer sniping instead of just running up on AI. sneaking in on other humans is thrilling though.

There was an article this week that scanned the brain during game play and it showed that people inadvertently tried harder when knowing they were playing against real humans. ken will prolly get pissed about this.

[... Scott]

I get shot a lot when I play against real people as I never play the maps enough to get to know them that well, I may get shot a lot :shrug: but I get a few too.


I do like sneaking up on snipers and knifing them in the back :redface2: and I do probably try too hard because it is "real people" < Thats my new excuse anyway!


Is corpse hump a move from that new Skate demo ? I bet Mr Hawk never tried that one :lol:

[sneakypete]

haha, you can do sweet hand gestures, but no humping.

[Bruce]

e0DcROcmHrc

[... Scott]

:lol: I liked the two handed tapping just before the third corpse hump.

[Capt]

can i haz cheeseburger

[Bruce]

Yes. Despite not using a question mark.

[Capt]

ninjas vs dinosaurs, who wins?

[MojoFearsSatan]

j-sizzle, is there anybody lamer than these guys?

McINyNKLXGk

if so, is it Ryan?

[Bruce]

ninjas vs dinosaurs, who wins?

Ninjas. Unless they have to fight a Thesaurus.

j-sizzle, is there anybody lamer than these guys?

McINyNKLXGk

if so, is it Ryan?

Yes. This kids dentist:

txqiwrbYGrs

Ryan is just a notch lamer.

[Capt]

have you ever broken someone elses nose?

[Bruce]

Those records are sealed. I'm not at liberty to discuss it.

[... Scott]

What is the largest amount of house`s that you have ever had in play in one single game on a monopoly board ?

[Capt]

Those records are sealed. I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
are you allowed to avoid answering a question like that in the "ask anything" thread?

how many text messages do you send in an average month?

[sneakypete]

this is true. It does say, "Anything"

[Bruce]

What is the largest amount of house`s that you have ever had in play in one single game on a monopoly board ?

427. I run a lot of the projects.

are you allowed to avoid answering a question like that in the "ask anything" thread?



how many text messages do you send in an average month?

Yes. There is no right or wrong answer.

My cell phone is technically a work phone. I don't send texts on it. I do occasionally send texts through Gmail. This is a rather new feature. I probably send around a couple dozen on it.

this is true. It does say, "Anything"

That was not a question but, I will clarify. The title of the thread is "Ask Byrche Anything."

[sneakypete]

if ken was a cartoon character, who would he be?

[Bruce]

Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

yHqy-chPMnM

[sneakypete]

:spit:

by the way, that kid video up there is pretty funny. I feel bad for him.

[Da Rafsta]

tt

[sneakypete]

punkin, you need to take notes how byrche handled this so we can revisit your thread. You really dropped the ball there.

[Pun'KinG']

:lookup:


:jerk:

[Capt]

what is the title of a different thread_

[Bruce]

Joga's hot girl appreciation thread.

http://www.encircling.us/forums/showthread.php?t=3133

[Keith Moon]

What is your favorite fruit?

[Bruce]

Probably Ryan. :kneeslap:

I don't know. I like pineapple, strawberries, kiwi and apples a lot. Grapes are good too. And tomatos.

[Capt]

how many times per hour do you brush your teeth

[Bruce]

0.08

[Keith Moon]

haha, you can do sweet hand gestures, but no humping.


Snap yo finguz.

[Da Rafsta]

Bryce, have you really thought about saving yourself a ton of money by switching your insurance to Gayco?

[Pun'KinG']

Hey! My wife works for Gayco! :sly:


And she HATES it! Capital H-8! :five:

[MojoFearsSatan]

Was Papa a rolling stone?

[Bruce]

Bryce, have you really thought about saving yourself a ton of money by switching your insurance to Gayco?

I've quoted them before. They were more expensive than my Progressive.

[Bruce]

Was Papa a rolling stone?

Yes. Yes he was.

[sneakypete]

mama don't dance?

[Bruce]

mama don't dance?

No. No she doesn't.

[Da Rafsta]

Do you haz freckles?

[Bruce]

Not really. Not so much anymore. I used to be rather freckled up when I was a little ginger.

[Da Rafsta]

Do you sip on Aloe Vera juice?

[Bruce]

No. :yuck:

[Da Rafsta]

when I saw that shit I said what....Vaseline to introduce it's own drink too or WTF?

[KenKill75]

Byrche, for a million dollars, would you suck Kroopy's dick? (Regardless of the fact that Pete sucks it for free).

[Da Rafsta]

:snacks2:

[Bruce]

No.

[Pun'KinG']

Jsaon, may I leave now? Thanks in advance. :bye2:

[sneakypete]

yeah, ken. I heard you got teh chode.

[Bruce]

Jsaon, may I leave now? Thanks in advance. :bye2:

Yes. Go.

[KenKill75]

Pete gets upset when I bring up his relationship with Krooper :teehee2:

[sneakypete]

nO! I get mad when you say I suck dick for free! nothin in life is free ken! nOTHERING!

[Keith Moon]

bryce, mekakaananaamaakaan or gupulupupuplupppupupuuug?

[Bruce]

I really like some mekakaananaamaakaan but, I'm going to have to go with gupulupupuplupppupupuuug.

[bleuMadonna]

I'm not going to read all the previous questions, so if this is a repeat, I apologize. Byrche, do you see dead people?

[Bruce]

Not on a regular basis.

[bleuMadonna]

What happens when you see them? Do they talk to you?

[Bruce]

No. They're dead. :hrmph:

It's the undead ones I'm waiting for. :hmm4:

[Da Rafsta]

chocolate or vanilla?

[dionysusolympus]

or neopolitan?

[Bruce]

chocolate or vanilla?

or neopolitan?

Depends on my mood at the time. Or what's available.

[Da Rafsta]

when you're in a chocolate mood, do you prefer vanilla or chocolate?

And....when you're in a vanilla mood, do you prefer chocolate or vanilla?

[MojoFearsSatan]

Why are there still people who, after 30 years, still haven't realised that Prince is better than them?

[Bruce]

when you're in a chocolate mood, do you prefer vanilla or chocolate?

And....when you're in a vanilla mood, do you prefer chocolate or vanilla?

I prefer the other.

Why are there still people who, after 30 years, still haven't realised that Prince is better than them?

People are self-absorbed and can't adhere to the idea that there is something or someone one greater than themselves. Besides this God character. On a side note, I just listened to Little Red Corvette. And I know I am smaller than that little man.

[MojoFearsSatan]

How about that Elton John then? Why was he so awesome for about seven or eight years, then suddenly turned into the giganticest pile of wank ever committed to disc?

[Capt]

what is your favourite way of cooking potatoes

[Bruce]

How about that Elton John then? Why was he so awesome for about seven or eight years, then suddenly turned into the giganticest pile of wank ever committed to disc?

He was always a turd.

what is your favourite way of cooking potatoes

Boil 'em. Smash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew, Precious.

[Da Rafsta]

What time do you leave work and do you sneak out a few minutes early?

[Bruce]

2:30. On a very rare occasion.

[sneakypete]

byrche, gimme the scoop. You live in a house? You live by yourself? You are so mysterious. Is your family close by? from mayberry? brothers and sisters?

[Bruce]

byrche, gimme the scoop. You live in a house? You live by yourself? You are so mysterious. Is your family close by? from mayberry? brothers and sisters?

Upstairs apartment. Yes. Mostly. Connertucky. One brother.

[bleuMadonna]

No. They're dead. :hrmph:

It's the undead ones I'm waiting for. :hmm4:

I should have clarified. I meant the undead dead. :bleu:

[sneakypete]

Upstairs apartment. Yes. Mostly. Connertucky. One brother.


:up: I like learning all these things. I live in an upstairs apartment too.

[Bruce]

I prefer being mysterious. I like to keep people guessing.

[sneakypete]

oh ok. Thennn...I will think of new questions.


One seldom sees owls in bunches, but if that were to happen, what would one call a bunch of owls?

[Da Rafsta]

bryce, can I haz $200 NFL shop certifeecut?

[Bruce]

oh ok. Thennn...I will think of new questions.


One seldom sees owls in bunches, but if that were to happen, what would one call a bunch of owls?

SCARY! :ontome:

bryce, can I haz $200 NFL shop certifeecut?

I thought we went over this. :faint: A friend is buying it.

[sneakypete]

:clap3:

[greg]

jdbryce, sisqo or ja rule?

[Bruce]

jdbryce, sisqo or ja rule?

Prince. But if Prince were off the planet for one of his interstellar journeys, Sisqo.

[greg]

furthermore, do you you own one of these?

http://afrojacks.com/images/stories/duck.jpg

[Bruce]

No but, WHERE CAN I ORDER!?! :wired:

[greg]

http://www.gobaz.com/prodpage.asp?ProdID=6889

out of stock :sorry:

[MojoFearsSatan]

what is the single greatest invention by man?

Is it the modern, flushable toilet? Is it sewer systems? Is it vaccination? Is it penicillin? Is it the internal combustion engine? Or is it this?

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/octodog-1.jpg

[Bruce]

what is the single greatest invention by man?

Is it the modern, flushable toilet? Is it sewer systems? Is it vaccination? Is it penicillin? Is it the internal combustion engine? Or is it this?

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/octodog-1.jpg

Those octodogs are a close second to the single greatest invention. The joy buzzer.

http://jokestore.notiecorp.com/files/95JoyBuzzer.jpg

[dionysusolympus]

what is your view on da global recession? n do you like the current stimulus bill in da Senate and da House? if not, what would you do to alter it?

[Bruce]

what is your view on da global recession? n do you like the current stimulus bill in da Senate and da House? if not, what would you do to alter it?

This is my view:

http://www.amnh.org/education/resources/rfl/web/chinavoices/images/c04.jpg

I'd spend all the stimulus on joy buzzers. They say that laughter is the best medicine. If we distribute joy buzzers to all Americans, there will no longer be a need for doctors and hospitals. Since people will no longer have medicals bills, they can spend their money on stuff like Doritos and action figures.

[sneakypete]

why do I have wood in the morning?

[dionysusolympus]

cuz of dreams of da kroopy.

[Bruce]

why do I have wood in the morning?

Cause you dream of Kroopy. Or Ken.

[dionysusolympus]

Cause you dream of Kroopy. Or Ken.

:lol:

[Capt]

have you ever owned a dog and if so what was its name and favourite toy

[Da Rafsta]

Seriously yo....what they should do with that sub-trillion dollar stimulus is give every household of spouses and children $15000 and every single $5000. That would have folks spending, it would regenerate credit. With people shopping, employees are needed. With lending back in style, bank workers are employed again. With money for down payments, GM/Ford/Dodge get money pumping into their blood stream to bring them back to life.

Why give these banks and corporations the money? GM/Ford/Dodge can't buy their own cars. These banks....why do they get money? Why not give the people the money. I'm sure folks are interested in having their credit fixed so what they'll do is pay off their delinquent mortgages (fixes the bad assests or at the very least...minimizes it immensely). They don't lose their homes, values don't fall, foreclosures don't balloon, families get to keep their home and are up to date on their payments...etc. Afterall....the money is coming from taxpayer money.

It only makes sense. Instead...the gov. gives money to these idiot banks and corporations and what do they do in return? Raise fucking credit interest rates. We get fucked twice. By we I mean the American people as a whole.


Bryce....do you haz agreement?

[sneakypete]

tl:dr:ps

[Bruce]

have you ever owned a dog and if so what was its name and favourite toy

Yes. Kohl. Black Lab. Big sticks.

[Bruce]

Seriously yo....what they should do with that sub-trillion dollar stimulus is give every household of spouses and children $15000 and every single $5000. That would have folks spending, it would regenerate credit. With people shopping, employees are needed. With lending back in style, bank workers are employed again. With money for down payments, GM/Ford/Dodge get money pumping into their blood stream to bring them back to life.

Why give these banks and corporations the money? GM/Ford/Dodge can't buy their own cars. These banks....why do they get money? Why not give the people the money. I'm sure folks are interested in having their credit fixed so what they'll do is pay off their delinquent mortgages (fixes the bad assests or at the very least...minimizes it immensely). They don't lose their homes, values don't fall, foreclosures don't balloon, families get to keep their home and are up to date on their payments...etc. Afterall....the money is coming from taxpayer money.

It only makes sense. Instead...the gov. gives money to these idiot banks and corporations and what do they do in return? Raise fucking credit interest rates. We get fucked twice. By we I mean the American people as a whole.


Bryce....do you haz agreement?

Myself and a few others have agreed that money should have gone directly to the taxpayers. Sure, some dumbasses would have blown it and still be in trouble. I'm sure those who'd like to keep their homes or cars or pay medical bills(insurance) would have, to keep afloat. So the money would have went to these asshole corporations anyway. And saved people along the way. Those who weren't in real trouble could have possibly bought new home or cars or whatever. Kept the money flowing. Instead, all us little guys are losing thousands of jobs a day and the fat cats get to keep their bellies full.

[sneakypete]

cool name! did you find him at kohls?

I once found a kitten in a stack of pallets and named him skid and fed him from a bottle cause he was just a wee little kitten at the time. He would crawl up my shirt in into my neck area to curl up then suck on my t-shirt. I guess it is some form of comfort. good little guy.


ok, where in the world is carmen san diego?

[Pun'KinG']

I once found a kitten in a stack of pallets and named him skid and fed him from a bottle cause he was just a wee little kitten at the time.


My Dad once found a cat inside a vacuum and named him Dusty. :what:

He would crawl up my shirt in into my neck area to curl up then suck on my t-shirt. I guess it is some form of comfort. good little guy.

I had a kitten that did that. I'd be sitting at the table playing a board game or doodling or what-have-you and he'd crawl all the way up to the back of my neck, dig his claws in and go to sleep purring by my ear. Not exactly comfortable for me, but precious. I named him Chuck-Up.

I need to get another cat. I'm currently petless. :frown2:

[sneakypete]

bryce, if you found a cat in your ass, what would you name it?

[Bruce]

cool name! did you find him at kohls?

I once found a kitten in a stack of pallets and named him skid and fed him from a bottle cause he was just a wee little kitten at the time. He would crawl up my shirt in into my neck area to curl up then suck on my t-shirt. I guess it is some form of comfort. good little guy.


ok, where in the world is carmen san diego?

No. His was black as coal. San Diego, stupid.

bryce, if you found a cat in your ass, what would you name it?

Yes.

[Da Rafsta]

:roflmao:

[Bruce]

:roflmao:

Yesth!

[Capt]

how often do you drink alcohol

[Capt]

oh, and here are the question marks to my last 6 questions

??????

[Bruce]

how often do you drink alcohol

My drinking is rather erratic. I don't do it often. Surely not often enough to give you a completely accurate guess. I would say once every couple months but, I probably only get drunk 2 or 3 times a year. This covers the last several years.

[sneakypete]

you ever done any psychedelics?

[Da Rafsta]

Ever ask anyone if they can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? If so, how many times have you asked others? And lastly, when posing the question have you done this number------> :teehee2:

[sneakypete]

raf....:nanner9:

[Keith Moon]

Raf needs to be more EXTREME.

[Da Rafsta]

raf....:nanner9:

Raf needs to be more EXTREME.

need answers from bryce. not youz guyz.

[MojoFearsSatan]

do you have the patience for a Grateful Dead live bootleg?

[Da Rafsta]

bryce, back in the day...did you ever do the 'walk like an egyptian'?

[sneakypete]

god damnit raf.

[Da Rafsta]

:cookie:

[Bruce]

you ever done any psychedelics?

I'll take the 5th. :whistle:

Ever ask anyone if they can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? If so, how many times have you asked others? And lastly, when posing the question have you done this number------> :teehee2:

Yes. In grade school.

do you have the patience for a Grateful Dead live bootleg?

No.

bryce, back in the day...did you ever do the 'walk like an egyptian'?

Yes.

[Da Rafsta]

Wish you could read minds and have x-ray vision?

Has to be straight yes or no answer(s). No exceptions.

[Capt]

which psychedelics have you done and did you get what you wanted from their use?


how much do you hate grocery stores that don't sell dried beans?

[Bruce]

Wish you could read minds and have x-ray vision?

Has to be straight yes or no answer(s). No exceptions.

No. Yes.

which psychedelics have you done and did you get what you wanted from their use?


how much do you hate grocery stores that don't sell dried beans?

A friend of mine got a couple hits of what was supposed to be acid. This was years ago. These were cut from a sheet. The hit he gave me wasn't even a centimeter square. I cut it in half and did them separately. The first one wasn't so bad. The second time, lights and smells messed with me too much. I didn't care for it. I never actually hallucinated though. And I never did it again. I was around 21 at the time.

I don't hate them at all. I've never bought dried beans.

[sneakypete]

good shit byrche.


would you like to play COD with me tonight? Also, shouldn't we make some hilarious gifs of raf in risque scenarios?

[Bruce]

good shit byrche.


would you like to play COD with me tonight? Also, shouldn't we make some hilarious gifs of raf in risque scenarios?

I don't have COD.

Yes. That would be fun but, I probably won't. I lack the motivation. :shrug:

[Capt]

A friend of mine got a couple hits of what was supposed to be acid. This was years ago. These were cut from a sheet. The hit he gave me wasn't even a centimeter square. I cut it in half and did them separately. The first one wasn't so bad. The second time, lights and smells messed with me too much. I didn't care for it. I never actually hallucinated though. And I never did it again. I was around 21 at the time.

I don't hate them at all. I've never bought dried beans.

sounds like a bunk experience. dried beans are like 10 bajillion thousand times better

[Bruce]

Not a big bean eater in general. Rarely do I even put them in my chili.

[Capt]

i am a vegetarian so the prospect of chili without beans is more or less equivalent to eating a bowl of spaghetti sauce

[Bruce]

Sometimes when you're poor, ketchup is spaghetti sauce.

[Da Rafsta]

wise words... :byrche:

[Capt]

i have been eating a pretty student friendly diet lately.. i was hungry and had no food left in my kitchen so i baked a loaf of bread

do you like to cook and what is your favourite dish

[Bruce]

i have been eating a pretty student friendly diet lately.. i was hungry and had no food left in my kitchen so i baked a loaf of bread

do you like to cook and what is your favourite dish

Sometimes. As a guy, chili would probably be my favorite to make. I like to make vegetable soup too. And different simple pastas. I don't have any recipe books or make anything "fancy."

[sneakypete]

you ever go to Jack's Aquarium by the mall?

[Bruce]

you ever go to Jack's Aquarium by the mall?

No.

[sneakypete]

do you ever go to that wing place near bob evans by the highway? they have fried pickles :yummy:

[Da Rafsta]

:yuck:

[Bruce]

do you ever go to that wing place near bob evans by the highway? they have fried pickles :yummy:

No. I did however use a gift card to Buffalo Wings and Rings recently.

And anyway. What town are you asking all these questions about?

[sneakypete]

do you know the place? it is good. one time michelle and I stayed at the hotel right there and they upgraded up to the suite and it had a huge jacuzzi in the middle of the room and then we fucked like bunnies.

are you interested in survial handbooks?

[Bruce]

do you know the place? it is good. one time michelle and I stayed at the hotel right there and they upgraded up to the suite and it had a huge jacuzzi in the middle of the room and then we fucked like bunnies.

are you interested in survial handbooks?

I still don't know what place you're talking about.

Only if they're zombie related.

[dionysusolympus]

why do you have game privacy settings enabled on your gamercard?

[Bruce]

why do you have game privacy settings enabled on your gamercard?

I didn't know I did.

[dionysusolympus]

dude, should you check your Live settings?

[Keith Moon]

y Ken so hairy?

[Bruce]

dude, should you check your Live settings?

Yes and I did. I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

y Ken so hairy?

Some experiments go horribly awry.

[sneakypete]

it is this wing/burger place back behind the mcdonalds/bob evans, shell station, towards the hotels. It has good food and TVs and kareoke.

Do you fish?

[Bruce]

it is this wing/burger place back behind the mcdonalds/bob evans, shell station, towards the hotels. It has good food and TVs and kareoke.

Do you fish?

I believe so.

Not anymore. :yawn:

[Capt]

do you have difficulty urinating

[Bruce]

Only when I'm taking a piss.

[bleuMadonna]

Myself and a few others have agreed that money should have gone directly to the taxpayers. Sure, some dumbasses would have blown it and still be in trouble. I'm sure those who'd like to keep their homes or cars or pay medical bills(insurance) would have, to keep afloat. So the money would have went to these asshole corporations anyway. And saved people along the way. Those who weren't in real trouble could have possibly bought new home or cars or whatever. Kept the money flowing. Instead, all us little guys are losing thousands of jobs a day and the fat cats get to keep their bellies full.

Agreed. If there isn't job security, nobody's going to spend squat, which means more businesses going under and more jobs lost, more homes lost, etc., etc. Some of those fat-cat banks gave their execs some nice bonuses -- after being bailed out with our fucking money. I would like a job where I completely fuck up, resulting in my company basically going under, and get a fucking multimillion dollar bonus. Yeehaw.

Ok, Byrche, today's question:
How do you feel about soda: Coke, Pepsi or other?

[Capt]

would you rather take a bath in syrup or honey

[Bruce]

would you rather take a bath in syrup or honey

Honey. :hmmm:

[Capt]

what colour is your wallet

[Keith Moon]

I bet its a chain wallet.

[Bruce]

what colour is your wallet

Black.

[Da Rafsta]

byrche...did you own a Michael Jackson jacket back in the day when you were little, if so, what color? Oh....and do you haz peekchoors?

[Bruce]

They were too expensive and we were too poor.

I did however produce and star in a music video for Thriller in 5th grade. I taught a bunch of little rednecks how to dance and our teacher shot it. It's not in my possession.

[Da Rafsta]

How bad did you want that jacket?


Do you still have the performance, step by step, memorized and queued in your system?

[Bruce]

Pretty fucking bad.

Not really. I'd kinda liked to forget about it. :hrmph:

[Pun'KinG']

I rode a mop to the song Elvira by The Oak Ridge Boys during my senior year at a vocational school talent show. I performed it alongside members of the junior class. Everything was lip synced of course but I had a live mike and did the "Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow" part to different audience members. This tape is not in my possession either and unfortunately will probably never surface. :erm:

[Da Rafsta]

byrche... what color?
:lookup:







:sonic2:

[Da Rafsta]

I rode a mop to the song Elvira by The Oak Ridge Boys during my senior year at a vocational school talent show. I performed it alongside members of the junior class. Everything was lip synced of course but I had a live mike and did the "Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow" part to different audience members. This tape is not in my possession either and unfortunately will probably never surface. :erm:
That was pretty fucking gay. :five3:

[Pun'KinG']

There was nothing pretty about it. Although it did get some chuckles. I was a class clown. I know. I know. It's a difficult thing to comprehend, eh?

[Da Rafsta]

I can't fathom it. :huh:

[Bruce]

:lookup:







:sonic2:

http://www.xboxfocus.com/uploads/image/Beat_It_.jpg

[Bruce]

There was nothing pretty about it. Although it did get some chuckles. I was a class clown. I know. I know. It's a difficult thing to comprehend, eh?


:bat:

[Pun'KinG']

I can't fathom it. :huh:

When you're a shy, obese, poor virgin you have to have something working for you. It was developed out of pure necessity.

[Da Rafsta]

http://www.xboxfocus.com/uploads/image/Beat_It_.jpg
:redx2:

[Pun'KinG']

:bat:


Ahem. How about ass clown? Oh, it's the clown part that's not agreeing with you. Hmm.

Jsaon, do you seriously have a fear of clowns? Or is it just certain ones; like scary midget ones or ones that reside in sewers or come from outer space?

[Bruce]

:redx2:

The red beat it jacket.

Ahem. How about ass clown? Oh, it's the clown part that's not agreeing with you. Hmm.

Jsaon, do you seriously have a fear of clowns? Or is it just certain ones; like scary midget ones or ones that reside in sewers or come from outer space?

I don't have an actual fear or phobia. It's kind of a shtick with me. Although I do think they're creepy and avoid them in general.

[Da Rafsta]

me too :ohnoes:

[sneakypete]

hey bryce, how often should I shave my tongue?