The quote Homer Simpson thread (part 2.)

[Col]

Lisa: do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: well I think the veal died of loneliness

[JTMoney]

umm ..... yo ok

[Col]

Ohh I'm the magical man from happyland! I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! ...by the way, I was being sarcastic

[JTMoney]

I no man just play'n i'm James

[Col]

I no man just play'n i'm James

coolaboola. I'm Colm.

[JTMoney]

Cool

[toolgemini]

coolaboola. I'm Colm.
oye there you

[JTMoney]

hey hey hey

[greg]

Someday I'm going to play with underground grandma

/Ralph Wiggum

/hijack

[JTMoney]

whats that ??

[greg]

whats that ??
ralph wiggum from the simpsons

[JTMoney]

Oooo mybad

[Col]

oye there you
:confused2 oye there you too. :inlove:

[JTMoney]

ME to

[Col]

ME to
U2

[JTMoney]

Yes

[Col]

:puke:

[JTMoney]

Find be like that

i'm play'n dog

Yeah i'm going to sleep bye

[Col]

aw gimme a hug puppy dawg. :blink:

[JTMoney]

I have one

[Col]

I wanna fuck your avatar in that position of hers.

[JTMoney]

me to

sandwhich

[Col]

won't work with her legs bent like that.
:blink: ...I get the front.

[JTMoney]

LOOK AT MY SCORE IN Space Ace

[Col]

shut up
up shut

[JTMoney]

ummm...k

[Parabola7001]

i don't watch the simpsons

[greg]

pfffft.

[JTMoney]

blah blah

yes or no ???

thats the ?

[Parabola7001]

pfffft.
sorry just don't see whats so good about the show

[JTMoney]

family guys better

[Parabola7001]

family guys better
i hate that show too

[greg]

sorry just don't see whats so good about the show
usually when it comes on, there's nothing else on. It has a lot of funny stuff in it, but not all of them are good.

[Parabola7001]

usually when it comes on, there's nothing else on. It has a lot of funny stuff in it, but not all of them are good.
when is it on

[greg]

i hate that show too

now that's just plain blasphemy

[Parabola7001]

now that's just plain blasphemy
its the truth

[greg]

when is it on
where I'm at its on mon-fri @ 5. new ones come on sunday nights.

[Parabola7001]

where I'm at its on mon-fri @ 5. new ones come on sunday nights.
where you live?

[JTMoney]

don't no what that show is

[Parabola7001]

don't no what that show is
what are you talking about

[greg]

where you live?
bakersfield, ca. :down:

[JTMoney]

nvm i was talking about family guy then i was watching something on tv and i change the subject

[Parabola7001]

nvm i was talking about family guy then i was watching something on tv and i change the subject
oh i understand now

[bdf]

Mmmmm.......donuts.....

[Ryan]

[baby bart and homer watching tv]

bart: krusty funny!

homer: duh.

[Col]

they will never know the simple joy of a monkey knife fight.

[DeadOhioSky]

good news marge! i've learned to walk naked on stilts.

[chilifoot]

I'll mase you good!!!!

[greg]

internet! is that thing still around?

[chilifoot]

Sweet merciful crap! My car!!!

[EvAn]

So, they have the internet on computers now.......

[Col]

I'm not usually a religous man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!

[bdf]

Save me, Jeebus! :lol:

[Nostawen]

Marge: You are part of a very special club

Homer: Black Panthers?

[chilifoot]

The only two sports females should be allowed in are mud wrestling and foxy boxing.

[Col]

If you don't like your job, then go in everyday and do it half assed. THAT's the American way.

[bdf]

D'oh!!!

[Pun'KinG']

Homer: "My name is Mr. Burns. I'm here to pick up a letter."

Mail Clerk: "What's your first name, Mr. Burns?"

Homer: "I don't know."

[alarment13]

homer: is poo poo one word or two?

[The Judas Cow]

Clerk: Name?
Homer: Rock Strongo
Clerk: Your real name
Homer: Lance Uppercut
Clerk: Thank you Mr. Uppercut

[jazz]

Homer: "My name is Mr. Burns. I'm here to pick up a letter."

Mail Clerk: "What's your first name, Mr. Burns?"

Homer: "I don't know."

^ i love that one.

[Pun'KinG']

"What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!"

"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/222px-C-homer.png


:homer: Mmmm...Forbidden donut.

:laughing:





:dude:

[Ryan]

I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes!!!

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/simpsons/HomerSimpson5.gif

[bdf]

Mmmmm..........free goo....... :homer:

[dirty clown]

Its "uter-US", not "uter-YOU".

-trying to convince Marge to become a surrogate mother to help pay back the life savings he lost in the stock market

[Tzarina]

D' Ope!


And i need to smoke more of it... :haha:

[paygee]

"What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!"

:lmao:

[Pun'KinG']

I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes!!!

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/simpsons/HomerSimpson5.gif

:clap:

[Ryan]

:ryan: