The Encircling.us Night Crew

[The Judas Cow]

For those of us who rock it hardcore, all night long.

I salute you :cheers:

Now post! and let the dark of night cover our sins :twisted:

:ninja:

[bdf]

:hat:

[The Judas Cow]

Whoo first night crew post.

Have a beer.

:beer:

[bdf]

Yum, don't mind if I do. :cheers:

[Keith Moon]

- ...I'm about 35% here. But I'm here. :frown:

[bdf]

Why so sad, Keefers?

[The Judas Cow]

Why only 35%?

Are you on some drugs you should be sharing with the rest of the crew?

[Keith Moon]

- Just had a relationship dispute, but I'll get over it. :frown:

[Trizzak]

I'm decided to be vegetarian for no reason whatsoever really. I just realized I didn't really like most meats, so I tried to go all out with it. But then my mother convinced me to at least eat fish occasionally for health reasons. I don't even know why I still am a vegetarian, I have nothing holding me back from eating meat. No animal rights reasons, no religious reasons. It's just something to do. :shrug:

[bdf]

- Just had a relationship dispute, but I'll get over it. :frown:

Hug?

[The Judas Cow]

Fair enough.

I find red meat delicious.

:homer:

[Keith Moon]

I'm decided to be vegetarian for no reason whatsoever really. I just realized I didn't really like most meats, so I tried to go all out with it. But then my mother convinced me to at least eat fish occasionally for health reasons. I don't even know why I still am a vegetarian, I have nothing holding me back from eating meat. No animal rights reasons, no religious reasons. It's just something to do. :shrug:


- My friend, who is an excellent cook, decided to go all vegetarian one day and that lasted for about a month. Thankfully, he stopped and his cooking skills are unstoppable and he's back in action...

[Keith Moon]

Hug?


- Always... :smile:

[The Judas Cow]

- My friend, who is an excellent cook, decided to go all vegetarian one day and that lasted for about a month. Thankfully, he stopped and his cooking skills are unstoppable and he's back in action...
Sweet.

Meat am good.

[ElleJae]

I was a vegetarian for Lent once. I'm not even Catholic though. I just wanted to try the whole Lent "thing" for once.

[Trizzak]

Fair enough.

I find red meat delicious.

:homer:
Sometimes when my neighbours have barbeques I feel like jumping the fences, grabbing a hamburger, and running like hell.

But so far I have held back. And that's about the only urge I have for meat.

[bdf]

- Always... :smile:

Here ya go.
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/bearhug.sml.gif

[Keith Moon]

- So should we give our late crew a name? Like 'The late, late crew?'

[Keith Moon]

Here ya go.
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/bearhug.sml.gif

- bdf, your hugs are the best. :biggrin: Thanks...

[bdf]

The so late it's early crew? :dude:

[bdf]

- bdf, your hugs are the best. :biggrin: Thanks...

Shucks... :blush: :halo:

[Trizzak]

I was a vegetarian for Lent once. I'm not even Catholic though. I just wanted to try the whole Lent "thing" for once.
I've done it for 6-7 years, not counting the accidental eatings.

[The Judas Cow]

Sometimes when my neighbours have barbeques I feel like jumping the fences, grabbing a hamburger, and running like hell.

But so far I have held back. And that's about the only urge I have for meat.
Do it, you and your heathy body should easily outrun the meat eaters.

[The Judas Cow]

- So should we give our late crew a name? Like 'The late, late crew?'
The graveyard crew?

[Keith Moon]

- We'll name or no name, the late crew is 'the tops'! </Mel Torme>


http://www.spaceagepop.com/images/torme.jpg

[bdf]

I need a drink. :cheers:

[The Judas Cow]

I was a vegetarian for Lent once. I'm not even Catholic though. I just wanted to try the whole Lent "thing" for once.
Every year, for lent, I promise myself not to kill a drifter.

I have only failed 2 1/2 times.

[Ellen Degenerate]

i am straightening my hair and listening to NIN

[ElleJae]

I've done it for 6-7 years, not counting the accidental eatings.
Pfft, then it doesn't count as a continuous streak of vegetarianism. It resets every time you "accidentally" eat meat.

[bdf]

Every year, for lent, I promise myself not to kill a drifter.

I have only failed 2 1/2 times.

bodies :drool:

[Ellen Degenerate]

i ate a sausage once and that is the only time ive eaten meat

[The Judas Cow]

Try bacon, it will change you

[bdf]

bacon...... :drool:

[Trizzak]

Pfft, then it doesn't count as a continuous streak of vegetarianism. It resets every time you "accidentally" eat meat.
In that case, a couple years (as far as I know.)

Hey, I can't spot every bacon bit, packet of beef stock, and half a hamburger all the time.

[The Judas Cow]

How can you not spot half a hamburger?

[ElleJae]

Every year, for lent, I promise myself not to kill a drifter.

I have only failed 2 1/2 times.
Clearly you don't understand the concept of getting it all out of your system before Lent so you can actually be good when it counts. Even I get that, and I was raised as a Baptist.

[ElleJae]

In that case, a couple years (as far as I know.)

Hey, I can't spot every bacon bit, packet of beef stock, and half a hamburger all the time.
You're weak, man, weak.

[bdf]

How can you not spot half a hamburger?

Too much alcohol?

[Ellen Degenerate]

Try bacon, it will change you
never

[The Judas Cow]

Coward.

Do not fear the bacon.

[The Judas Cow]

Clearly you don't understand the concept of getting it all out of your system before Lent so you can actually be good when it counts. Even I get that, and I was raised as a Baptist.
I try, but they are so tasty :drool:

[Ellen Degenerate]

Coward.

Do not fear the bacon.
think of the poor little piggies

[ElleJae]

I try, but they are so tasty :drool:
I'll just have to take your word for it on that one.

[Trizzak]

How can you not spot half a hamburger?
...

abouy 2 years into my vegetarianism...I ordered a hamburger without realising it.

I ate half of it, and then it all sort of came to me with a giant "WHOA"

I put it down, and tried to think about how the hell that had happened.

[The Judas Cow]

I'll just have to take your word for it on that one.

You are more than welcome to join me for Thanksgiving dinner.

[bdf]

Mmmmm.....Thanksgiving..... :homer:

[The Judas Cow]

...

abouy 2 years into my vegetarianism...I ordered a hamburger without realising it.

I ate half of it, and then it all sort of came to me with a giant "WHOA"

I put it down, and tried to think about how the hell that had happened.

I laughed at that, Keanu

[Trizzak]

I laughed at that, Keanu
There is no spoon

[The Judas Cow]

I have a feeling that I will get thrown out of the theater for shouting that a dozen times during "Constantine"

[ElleJae]

You are more than welcome to join me for Thanksgiving dinner.
Cool. Do you try to sculpt the decomposing flesh into a turkey-like form like some vegetarians do with tofu?

[The Judas Cow]

Yes, and as the guest of honor, you will get a leg.

On a side note: The word tofurkey is hilarious.

[ElleJae]

I'll be the guest of honor?! Golly.

[bdf]

tofurkey :insecure:

[joydivision]

i am straightening my hair and listening to NIN

That's what I'M doing too...except i'm listening to the new chemical brothers album and masturbating to pictures of livestock. but yeah, small world isn't it?

[The Judas Cow]

I'll be the guest of honor?! Golly.
Guest of honor, only other person there cause I have alienated/eaten all my friends, it's all semantics.

[The Judas Cow]

That's what I'M doing too...except i'm listening to the new chemical brothers album and masturbating to pictures of livestock. but yeah, small world isn't it?
Well, at least you are straightening something.

[Trizzak]

Yes, and as the guest of honor, you will get a leg.

On a side note: The word tofurkey is hilarious.
I find that sad. Notice to vegetarians: You chose to go without meat. Creating a "substitute" is sad, and is in no way a validation of your cause. Stop...just stop.

Tofurkey.

:shame: ugh

[ElleJae]

Guest of honor, only other person there cause I have alienated/eaten all my friends, it's all semantics.
Only other person there....that might be awkward.

[The Judas Cow]

The drifter will be there too, kinda.

You are welcome to bring a date as well, just make sure he is tender. :drool:

[bdf]

You are welcome to bring a date as well, just make sure he is tender. :drool:

Just make sure the date goes well with the creamy alfredo sauce and the Cabernet Sauvignon.

[ElleJae]

Hmmm, well....if my date is to meet an unfortunate end at this dinner, I'll have to consider my options carefully.

[Trizzak]

can I come?

[The Judas Cow]

Hmmm, well....if my date is to meet an unfortunate end at this dinner, I'll have to consider my options carefully.

Well, if you are not going to bring Dave, then bring a girl.

I have this "caramel breast a la mode" recipe I have been dying to try

[The Judas Cow]

can I come?
Only if you are willing to eat meat, or be eaten as meat.

[ElleJae]

Trizz can be my guest. :twisted:

[The Judas Cow]

Depends on his cup size.

[ElleJae]

Well, if you are not going to bring Dave, then bring a girl.

I have this "carmel breast a la mode" recipeI have been dying to try
Why would I bring Dave?

"Hey, listen, the past three years have been great, trust me....as a thank you for all of that, I'll now be delivering you into the hands of a known cannibal. Love you!"

Unless you're planning to kill me and keep Dave all for yourself, you bastard guy. :shame:

[The Judas Cow]

:whistle:

You have just made him sound so dreamy :inlove:

[ElleJae]

He is dreamy. Back off.

[Trizzak]

Only if you are willing to eat meat, or be eaten as meat.
That's no good. I don't want to eat meat...and I like my flesh where it currently is...

I'll just go eat my own Tofu drifter

Or "Tofrifter"

...wow that didn't work either. I'm having an off night.

[The Judas Cow]

You are, and they dont make drifters out of tofu, just hobos, or Tobos.

[The Judas Cow]

70 posts on the first night, not bad crew, see you tommorow.

"Now you want to kill me, in the act of what could maybe, save us from sleep and what we are."

:peace: :inlove: & :guitarist

See you on the other side of :sleep:

[Euphonae]

you stole my thread from .org, bitch. :lol:

[The Judas Cow]

I figured if you were going to do it, you would have done it within your first 2,500 posts.

[Euphonae]

you barely beat me to it. I was soo thinkin about it.

[The Judas Cow]

Well, if you are nice, I'll let you join the crew.

[Euphonae]

Fuck you newschoolers. :shame:

[The Judas Cow]

Fuck you newschoolers. :shame:
See, now that wasn't nice at all.

[Euphonae]

you biotches be crimpin my style hardc0re. very uncool.

[The Judas Cow]

Another day, masterfully wasted.

[Trizzak]

Night crew! Assemble!!!!

I think we need a theme song

[ElleJae]

So I tried to call that Area Relief Ministries place again today. The lady took my phone number yesterday and said she'd give it to the right person and they'd call me back. They never did, so I called again today.

Same rude woman answers the phone and after I explain my situation, she says, "Well, I gave her your number, did she not call you yet?" I very politely reply that no, she hadn't called back and was about to explain further when the lady cuts me off in the middle of a sentence with, "Well, she will call you at her earliest convenience, okay? Because she is really busy and has been in and out all day." And then she hangs up.

Looks like I have a great internship shaping up here...

[The Judas Cow]

Night crew! Assemble!!!!

I think we need a theme song

The Smashing Pumpkins - "We Only Come Out at Night"

We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know me well,
my friends
And once again, I'll pretend to know the way
Thru the empty space
Thru the secret places of the heart
We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
I walk alone, I walk alone to find the way home
I'm on my own, I'm on my own to see the ways
That I can't help the days, you will make it home o.k
I know you can, and you can
We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know that
There's an end, that there's an end to this begin
It will help you sleep at night
It will make it seem that right is always right
Alright?
We only come out at night..

[The Judas Cow]

So I tried to call that Area Relief Ministries place again today. The lady took my phone number yesterday and said she'd give it to the right person and they'd call me back. They never did, so I called again today.

Same rude woman answers the phone and after I explain my situation, she says, "Well, I gave her your number, did she not call you yet?" I very politely reply that no, she hadn't called back and was about to explain further when the lady cuts me off in the middle of a sentence with, "Well, she will call you at her earliest convenience, okay? Because she is really busy and has been in and out all day." And then she hangs up.

Looks like I have a great internship shaping up here...
Sounds like a place I would want to work.

[Capt]

can use styx's too much time on my hands as our theme song instead?

[The Judas Cow]

hmmm... no.

[Trizzak]

oh...I was hoping for the Batman theme, but those are good suggestions

[ElleJae]

Zap! Pow!

[Capt]

hmmm... no.
*clap clap*

[The Judas Cow]

same night crew time, same night crew forum

[EvAn]

The Smashing Pumpkins - "We Only Come Out at Night"

We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know me well,
my friends
And once again, I'll pretend to know the way
Thru the empty space
Thru the secret places of the heart
We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
I walk alone, I walk alone to find the way home
I'm on my own, I'm on my own to see the ways
That I can't help the days, you will make it home o.k
I know you can, and you can
We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know that
There's an end, that there's an end to this begin
It will help you sleep at night
It will make it seem that right is always right
Alright?
We only come out at night..




:cool: Beautiful man

[The Judas Cow]

:cool: Beautiful man

For some reason that made me think of "Clerks"

[Capt]

Wading through the waste stormy winter
and there's not a friend to help you through
trying to stop the waves behind your eyeballs
drop your reds, drop your greens and blues

[The Judas Cow]

You got the lips to go with them lyrics?

[Trizzak]

For some reason that made me think of "Clerks"
which part?

[The Judas Cow]

which part?
That's beautiful man.

/Scott Mosier

[Trizzak]

That's beautiful man.

/Scott Mosier
Sorry, I've only seen it twice and I don't know all the scenes that well. When does Scott Mosier say "That's beautiful man"?

[The Judas Cow]

It's a pretty random point.

It could be from a different flick... :hmm:

Now I'm no longer sure.

[Capt]

You got the lips to go with them lyrics?
http://img236.exs.cx/img236/7797/pic0029uf.jpg

[The Judas Cow]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/TheJudasCow/finger.gif

Good one though, that made me laugh,

[Capt]

it was either that or a picture of my rolling stones poster

[ElleJae]

It's a pretty random point.

It could be from a different flick... :hmm:

Now I'm no longer sure.
Isn't it when he's Willam? Like when he asks if Veronica and Dante are going out or something.

[The Judas Cow]

it was either that or a picture of my rolling stones poster

You chose well.

In other news, you remind me of a friend from elementry school.

[The Judas Cow]

Isn't it when he's Willam? Like when he asks if Veronica and Dante are going out or something.
Yeah, I just looked it up, and it was when he was Willam.

[Capt]

You chose well.

In other news, you remind me of a friend from elementry school.
i look like i'm in elementary school? :shame:

[The Judas Cow]

Not at all. There is just something familiar looking about you, you remind me of Tom.

[Capt]

i only know one tom and he wasa nerd

[The Judas Cow]

:nerd:

[Ellen Degenerate]

i look like i'm in elementary school? :shame:
you look like you're in highschool

[The Judas Cow]

I hunger... I'll be back in a bit my fellow night crewers.

[Trizzak]

http://img236.exs.cx/img236/7797/pic0029uf.jpg
well golly. This is the first time I've seen you.

It only took about 8 months.

[Capt]

theres more of me in the picture thread

you probably just missed it

[Ellen Degenerate]

there is more on my computer

[Capt]

:paranoid:

[Trizzak]

theres more of me in the picture thread

you probably just missed it
I saw one of you with broken sunglasses. That's about it.

[Ellen Degenerate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/spottedfrog/ihlkjhlk.jpg

[Trizzak]

I need to sleep. Peace out night crew!

[The Judas Cow]

Night trizzles, I think I am going to play Half-life 2 and watch Dodge ball anyways.

[Keith Moon]

Night trizzles, I think I am going to play Half-life 2 and watch Dodge ball anyways.



- Both at the same time? Multi-tasker... :ass:

[Ellen Degenerate]

bye to the leaving

[Heath]

Hello everyone.

[The Judas Cow]

Hello, welcome to the night crew.

[ElleJae]

At what point does the night crew become the early morning crew?

[jazz]

At what point does the night crew become the early morning crew?

6am.

:what:

[KenKill75]

At what time does the "Night Crew" period begin?

[ElleJae]

6am.

:what:
Yeah, but 6 a.m. in which time zone? Hmm?

[jazz]

Yeah, but 6 a.m. in which time zone? Hmm?

well, i'm in eastern, so it would be eastern standard. :eek2:

[jazz]

At what time does the "Night Crew" period begin?

morning crew - 6am to 12pm

afternoon crew - 12pm to 6pm

evening crew - 6pm to 6am

all times based on eastern standard time zone (-5). yeah.

[KenKill75]

hmmmm...im part of all 3 crews

[jazz]

hmmmm...im part of all 3 crews

mago has the easiest job. he's only on the morning crew and part of the arcade forum. slacker. :what:

[Keith Moon]

hmmmm...im part of all 3 crews


- I'm definitely not part of the morning crew.

[KenKill75]

- Im adding a dash to the front of all my posts in honor of Keith

[jazz]

- werded and thirded. :what:

[iha]

These forums are too boring to read all night.

[KenKill75]

Ouch. He said your forums are boring Danny :what:

[Keith Moon]

- Im adding a dash to the front of all my posts in honor of Keith

- It gets that pinky finger working.

[Keith Moon]

These forums are too boring to read all night.



- :danny enters mod mode:

[Capt]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/spottedfrog/ihlkjhlk.jpg
:ontome:

[jazz]

Ouch. He said your forums are boring Danny :what:

no, he's calling the night crew lame.

[KenKill75]

no, he's calling the night crew lame.


Good thing I only pop in here and there at night, or I might be offended :wink:

[jazz]

wait 'til judas reads his comment.

:ar15: :sniper:

[Keith Moon]

wait 'til judas reads his comment.

:ar15: :sniper:



- You're dissing his posse. :shame:

[Trizzak]

morning crew - 6am to 12pm

afternoon crew - 12pm to 6pm

evening crew - 6pm to 6am

all times based on eastern standard time zone (-5). yeah.
The night crew rolls in well after 12 (my time)

who put you in contr- oh...

[ElleJae]

Yeah, I think there's a difference between the evening crew and the night crew. Evening implies the earlier time period, 6 pm to midnight. Then from midnight to 6 am would be the night crew.

I'd say I'm mostly night crew.

[jazz]

here, so you twats quit'cher bitchin'! :eric:

morning crew - 6am to 12pm

afternoon crew - 12pm to 6pm

evening crew - 6pm to 12am

graveyard shift crew - 12am to 6am

all times based on eastern standard time zone (-5). yeah.

[Heath]

no, he's calling the night crew lame.

Night Crew is far less than lame.

[Keith Moon]

Night Crew is far less than lame.


- Yeah, don't mess with thee Crew of encircling.us. :ass:

[The Judas Cow]

here, so you twats quit'cher bitchin'! :eric:

morning crew - 6am to 12pm

afternoon crew - 12pm to 6pm

evening crew - 6pm to 12am

graveyard shift crew - 12am to 6am

all times based on eastern standard time zone (-5). yeah.

For the record the night crew operates from about Midnight to 4 a.m. MST so 2 a.m. to 6 a.m. EST

These forums are too boring to read all night.

I'll cut you

[The Judas Cow]

Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publically state that there is no night crew. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. And send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press release staff. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances. We connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

[jims]

*cuts elastic band*

[dionysusolympus]

Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publically state that there is no night crew. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. And send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press release staff. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances. We connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

We came. We saw. We kicked some ass! :dual:

[Keith Moon]

We came. We saw. We kicked some ass! :dual:



- <ludacris>I came, I came - I saw, I saw - I hit him right there in the jaw, in the jaw</ludacris>







- ...sorry, dion made me do it. :shame:

[jazz]

For the record the night crew operates from about Midnight to 4 a.m. MST so 2 a.m. to 6 a.m. EST



I'll cut you

12am-6am. punto.

[The Judas Cow]

Lets get one thing straight, you don't tell me when I'm on, I tell you. Punto.

[jazz]

Lets get one thing straight, you don't tell me when I'm on, I tell you. Punto.

i'm not telling you when to get on, i'm telling you the official time of the graveyard shift.

why are we arguing about this?

[EtchedInCold]

The Smashing Pumpkins - "We Only Come Out at Night"

We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know me well,
my friends
And once again, I'll pretend to know the way
Thru the empty space
Thru the secret places of the heart
We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
I walk alone, I walk alone to find the way home
I'm on my own, I'm on my own to see the ways
That I can't help the days, you will make it home o.k
I know you can, and you can
We only come out at night,
the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know that
There's an end, that there's an end to this begin
It will help you sleep at night
It will make it seem that right is always right
Alright?
We only come out at night..
i've had this song stuck in my head all day... and now you have to post it... weird.

[Keith Moon]

Lets get one thing straight, you don't tell me when I'm on, I tell you. Punto.



- CRIPPLE FIGHT!! :eric:

[The Judas Cow]

You know, I posted it last night, maybe somehow putting in your head while you slept :ninja:

[EtchedInCold]

remember when i used to be on all day
and that one time i was on .org for a 30 hour straight span?

[The Judas Cow]

Ah yes, I see you have gotten a life since then, well done :up:

[EtchedInCold]

not really, i'm just not allowed to go on at night anymore.

[jims]

not really, i'm just not allowed to go on at night anymore.

to keep you from the hookers and poker players

[EtchedInCold]

to keep you from the hookers and poker players
and the poker playing hookers.

[jims]

such evil!

[The Judas Cow]

i'm not telling you when to get on, i'm telling you the official time of the graveyard shift.

why are we arguing about this?
Because I have no life.

[Ellen Degenerate]

there is a Live top ten music video countdown on C4. Yay

[Trizzak]

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Night Crew!

[Capt]

someone please kill me

[Capt]

Because I have no life.
^^

[Ellen Degenerate]

someone please kill me
murder/ suicide pact?

[The Judas Cow]

Quiet you outerspace potato man you.

[Capt]

no, just the murder for today

[joydivision]

word to your moms, i'm here to drop bombs

[Trizzak]

someone please kill me
how about a hug?

[Capt]

:huggles:

[Ellen Degenerate]

i hate latin

[The Judas Cow]

word to your moms, i'm here to drop bombs
I've got more rhymes than a father's got psalms.

[Euphonae]

that was a sucky phrase.

[The Judas Cow]

I take it you don't jump around often soso?

[Trizzak]

It's 3:30 am and I need to sleep.

Which makes me a weak night crew member. My apologies.

[Euphonae]

pussy. nighty night.

[The Judas Cow]

It's 3:30 am and I need to sleep.

Which makes me a weak night crew member. My apologies.

Shame Trizzles, shame.

At least Saladfingers is gone.

[The Judas Cow]

Poor showing by the crew tonight :shame:

[adamfool]

good morning :lol:

[The Judas Cow]

It's still night here, you grenich mean time bastard.

[adamfool]

my mean time is more powerful than you can ever imagine...i am existing in your future..... :nerd: :sly: :tongue2:

[ElleJae]

Poor showing by the crew tonight :shame:
I'm here, just not terribly active and I won't be here for much longer. But I'm here, damn it, putting in my time.

[Keith Moon]

Poor showing by the crew tonight :shame:



- ...sorry, I was late.

[Ryan]

http://www.pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/wierdbug%20victoria.jpg

[The Judas Cow]

I need a more dedicated crew.

[adamfool]

and now...i must leave :frog:

[Keith Moon]

I need a more dedicated crew.


- How do I become a night watchman? Cause, I don't want to be just a staff member forever... :rolleyes2

[The Judas Cow]

You know what I want.

[ElleJae]

:insecure:

[Keith Moon]

You know what I want.


- ...a PBJ?

[The Judas Cow]

You got it the first time.

[Keith Moon]

You got it the first time.



- Oh, the nip...got it.

[The Judas Cow]

Here is your ninja outfit. :ninja:

[Keith Moon]

Here is your ninja outfit. :ninja:


- Just a mask? What gives?

[ElleJae]

Pfft, good luck training as a ninja under Ryan's instruction. Mojo's Dojo is far superior to Ryan's.

[The Judas Cow]

Can't cover them pretty nipples can we?

[ElleJae]

I think I'll go now and let you two gentlemen discuss this matter alone.

Because I am thoroughly creeped out.

[Keith Moon]

I think I'll go now and let you two gentlemen discuss this matter alone.

Because I am thoroughly creeped out.



- Dammit Judas. You and your nipples. :smoke:

[The Judas Cow]

You would be surprised how often I hear the phrase "creeped out" from women... or maybe you wouldn't.

[The Judas Cow]

Pfft, good luck training as a ninja under Ryan's instruction. Mojo's Dojo is far superior to Ryan's.
How dare you.

Mojo's Dojo is for pussies, Canadians, and ignorant little red haired girls who will never become ninjas.

[ElleJae]

"Ignorant little red haired girls"?
:hmm:

[Trizzak]

Shame Trizzles, shame.

At least Saladfingers is gone.
Gone? Perhaps. But he lives inside us all.
How dare you.

Mojo's Dojo is for pussies, Canadians, and ignorant little red haired girls who will never become ninjas.
I hate you.

[The Judas Cow]

"Ignorant little red haired girls"?
:hmm:

You heard me. Red.

[The Judas Cow]

Gone? Perhaps. But he lives inside us all.

I hate you.


Nothing personal trizz.

[ElleJae]

You heard me. Red.
Ouch, you called me "Red". Gee, that was clever. :sarcasm:

Trizz was in our dojo? I guess I forgot about that.

[The Judas Cow]

No trizz just took exception cause he is Canadian, and didn't want to be grouped in with the likes of you.

[Trizzak]

No trizz just took exception cause he is Canadian, and didn't want to be grouped in with the likes of you.
or grouped with the pussies.

And if you patronize me 7 or 8 more times like that, I will be forced to write a formal letter of complaint with an angry looking font.

[The Judas Cow]

Will it be in all caps?

[Keith Moon]

or grouped with the pussies.

And if you patronize me 7 or 8 more times like that, I will be forced to write a formal letter of complaint with an angry looking font.


- Can you send me one too?

[Trizzak]

Will it be in all caps?
Of course not. I wouldn't want this situation to get out of hand.

[The Judas Cow]

- Can you send me one too?

You are going to have to work on it, I have earned my with months of verbal abuse to both Canadians and Trizzak in particular.

[ElleJae]

No trizz just took exception cause he is Canadian, and didn't want to be grouped in with the likes of you.
Oh, I'm pretty sure Trizz would rather be grouped in with me than with you.

[The Judas Cow]

Pfft. Everyone likes me more than you EVERYONE.

[ElleJae]

If it makes you feel better, then you just go right on believing that.

[Keith Moon]

- ^ You two stop it!! ...now don't you two see that you're in love with each other?

[ElleJae]

He's too in love with himself to be in love with me. But it's okay, really, because I'm not into the "religious figure" type.

[The Judas Cow]

Everyone!!!

[ElleJae]

I don't think the old ladies at the country club qualify as "everyone", dearest.

[The Judas Cow]

Old ladies don't count as people

[Keith Moon]

Old ladies don't count as people


- ...ooh, that's harsh.

[ElleJae]

Old ladies don't count as people
I hope that children and teenagers laugh at you when you are an old man.

[Keith Moon]

- And just think when you'll need help crossing that snowy street... :frog:

[ElleJae]

- And just think when you'll need help crossing that snowy street... :frog:
Who, me? I'm not going to need any fucking help crossing the street, you got that, bub?

[Keith Moon]

Who, me? I'm not going to need any fucking help crossing the street, you got that, bub?




- ...um, that was for Judas. :blush:

[ElleJae]

- ...um, that was for Judas. :blush:
Oh....

*ahem*

Well, then....carry on.

[joydivision]

I'd like to take this opertunity to anounce that i'm putting off doing my World Civilizations homework to proclaim my love for Judas.

Man, if you need someone to kill... well, no questions asked!

[ElleJae]

I'd like to take this opertunity to anounce that i'm putting off doing my World Civilizations homework to proclaim my love for Judas.

Man, if you need someone to kill... well, no questions asked!
What kind of special favors did he promise to you in return for this post?

[Trizzak]

Oh, I'm pretty sure Trizz would rather be grouped in with me than with you.
Great. Now I have to figure out who is the lesser of two evils.

[The Judas Cow]

Great. Now I have to figure out who is the lesser of two evils.
You decide:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/TheJudasCow/P1090002.gif

or this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/elle_jae/devilan7.jpg

She is clearly the greatest evil.

[Trizzak]

but what we don't see in that pic is that you're staring out at multiple drifters chained, beaten, and about to be eaten.

That levels out the choices a bit.

[The Judas Cow]

I offerd to share though

[Trizzak]

I'm not sure that helps your case

[The Judas Cow]

pfft. she never shares her corpses.

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.wmproperties.com/proptalk/proptalk.spring.2002/janitor.gif

*Cleans up after Night Crew while daydreaming of a life filled with acceptance; where monotony is Taboo and designated users of cleaning agents are forbidden*

[ElleJae]

She is clearly the greatest evil.
Since when is being evil such a bad thing?

[The Judas Cow]

Err... :insecure: since always?

[ElleJae]

Err... :insecure: since always?
Says who?

[spinnin'dervish]

i dont know about any night crew but it 1:27 at night and i ve been goning strong like this forever....so i am the boss (in the uk of course) of any night crew

[Nostawen]

12:15 here...I wanna go to sleep.

[The Judas Cow]

8:15 here, the night is young :twisted:

[Nostawen]

Fuck your time meridian.

[The Judas Cow]

You're the one with the gay go-to-bed-before-everyone else time zone.

[Capt]

die

[The Judas Cow]

:dead:

[ElleJae]

I think I'm going to have to clock out early tonight, chief.