The PLANET GIRTH

[Pun'KinG']

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/space-invaders-led-doormat.gif
Please wipe your large interstellar feet after landing.

His name is Robert Paulson. He was a diabetic.

Large and in Charge.

My, what big EYES you have!:shocked:






Please forward all inquiries to the next available participant. Thank you.

[RhinoWarrior]

Can I get a refund?

[Pun'KinG']

Can I get a refund?

No problem. Just fill out this form in triplicate.

Sign here ________________

Sign here ________________

Date here ________________

What? There is no form?

May I see your rental agreement? Please hold onto your ticket stub. The water we use is chlorinated and thus can damage some fabrics. Please test a small inconspicuous area first.

Unsightly back hair? Wear a longer shirt.

[jims]

i'll have two please

[Pun'KinG']

i'll have two please

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IMZ/IMZ132/szo0167.jpg

There you are, Sir. Two urinal smoothies. Drink up.

[jims]

why thnak you very much. but i feel like i must tell you that i left my wallet at home. and so did my friend. we have been feeling very devilish today :halo:

[jazz]

next time you guys do acid, leave me a stamp or three. :eek2:

[jims]

did i eat too many chips again?

[Pudie]

Oh Lame Saint

[Tzarina]

Oh Lame Saint
hey Pudie, that avatar looks like it's pooping out it's peehole... :lmao:

almost as mesmerizing as parabola's boobs...

:bow:

[Pudie]

:greenwink

[paygee]

:greenwink
nice av

[Pudie]

You like?:)

[paygee]

You like?:)
yea makes me laugh :rolling:

[bdf]

next time you guys do acid, leave me a stamp or three. :eek2:

Yeah, count me in on that. :what:

[Pun'KinG']

Oh Lame Saint

:up: O Draconian Devil!

[Pun'KinG']

Ouch! (http://www.jongrudensucks.com/slick.html)

This video clip brought to you by:

http://hocks.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/4012373.jpg

EXCEDRIN: The Headache Medicine

[The Judas Cow]

Holy shit dude.

[Pun'KinG']

Holy shit dude.

Yeah. I stumbled upon that video last week off of some Live Journal link. What was that guy attempting to do? Jump out at the kids on the bikes? We need to fill in the gaps here.

Let's have an open discussion.

Anyone who can bare to watch that clip repeatedly is more than welcome to participate.

[The Judas Cow]

It looked like he was just being a prick and trying to open his door on a bike rider.

[Pun'KinG']

So do you think he fell out or intentionally jumped out?

I wish more footage was available so this matter could be cleared up.

[The Judas Cow]

I will have to watch it again...

[The Judas Cow]

On further review, I have decided that the kid was not trying to hit the bike rider with the door, but was leaning past the door to hit him with his hand, then, when he hit the biker the force was greater than he expected and he fell out head first into a car.

[Pun'KinG']

I will have to watch it again...

Yes, good idea.

Let's ALL watch it again shall we?

*starts projector*

[Pun'KinG']

On further review, I have decided that the kid was not trying to hit the bike rider with the door, but was leaning past the door to hit him with his hand, then, when he hit the biker the force was greater than he expected and he fell out head first into a car.


Excellent analysis. Upon further review, I concur.

[The Judas Cow]

Either way, he got his come-uppins.

(I love that word, yet it is so rare that I get to use it in a sentance)

[Pun'KinG']

:confused3 *Flips through dictionary*

Oh. There it is. come·up·pance : a deserved rebuke or penalty : DESERTS

Learn something new everyday.

[Trizzak]

Yes, good idea.

Let's ALL watch it again shall we?

*starts projector*
Back and to the left

Back and to the left

Back and to the left

[The Judas Cow]

come·up·pance : a deserved rebuke or penalty : DESERTS

So that is how you spell it, learn something new every day

[The Judas Cow]

Back and to the left

Back and to the left

Back and to the left
:ha:

[Pun'KinG']

Back and to the left

Back and to the left

Back and to the left

:lol:

[Trizzak]

Back and to the left

Back and to the left

Back and to the left
Oh shit. I just saw the video. I didn't know I was being so accurate.

[Pun'KinG']

A Musing for the Moment:

I don't have anything against lawyers....

It's what they have against me that I worry about.

[jims]

lawyers sure do take their sweet fucking precious time to do stuff :rabid:

[Pun'KinG']

lawyers sure do take their sweet fucking precious time to do stuff :rabid:

It's the shuffling through all those books. Do you think they actually "remember" all that shit? I mean there's so much to know that they have their own library devoted to it.

I'm getting way off course here. I need a banana.

[jims]

hmm thats a good point.

[Pun'KinG']

Bad Taste From Pepsi CFO

Indra Nooyi's speech (.pdf) at Columbia Business School's graduation has created a stir. She compared the "major continents" of the world to fingers of the hand. North America, the U.S. in particular, was compared to the middle finger. As much as I dislike her comparison, I would really be upset if I were Australian. It was ranked the same as Antarctica - neither got a finger in her speech.

Then again, perhaps that's better than getting the finger.




Come on everybody. Give Australia and Antarctica what they deserve:
:lol::finger:

[Bruce]

Come on everybody. Give Australia and Antarctica what they deserve:
:lol::finger:

I would. But I have alot of friends in Antarctica.
Australia though? :finger:

[Trizzak]

I want to capture Pun'King and BrycheWroot, put them in the same thread for a few hours and see the craziness that ensues.


With special guest appearances by joydivision and Judas cow

[Bruce]

I want to capture Pun'King and BrycheWroot, put them in the same thread for a few hours and see the craziness that ensues.

I would likely disappoint. I steal all my material. I have the 'Being Clever and Funny on the Internet for Dummies' book. Without it, I'd forever be lost.

[EtchedInCold]

Toss in SlickNick for fodder.

[Bruce]

SlickNick


I've always dreamed of working with Nick. :drool:

[EtchedInCold]

I've always dreamed of working with Nick. :drool:
i've always dreamt of dumping his lifeless body into the Rouge...

[bdf]

Toss in SlickNick for fodder.
Bantha fodder? :lol:

[Trizzak]

i've always dreamt of dumping his lifeless body into the Rouge...
That's a tad harsh...

[EtchedInCold]

nonsense!

[Pun'KinG']

(Snap, Snap) Fingers, people. FINGERS.

Let's start from the top.

And step. One. Turn. Pivot. :bird: Hold.

BRAVO!

Beautiful. :cry: :clap2:

Take Five.

[bdf]

:lol:

[phi]

:crackup:

Whew, this defo woke me up from my sleepy state.

[bdf]

:biggrin:

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.ircspider.com/content/020/orig/6420.jpg

:rolleyes:

That reminds me of a radio station that was offering 100 Grand to the 69th caller or some shit and the prize ended up being just the aptly named candy bar. Boy was that caller pissed. :lol: I think I listened to it on Fugly.com. I'm a lifetime member there, but I forgot my damn login and password....

Damn weed and my lack of writing utensils. :noid:

[Trizzak]

wow.

There really isn't anything funnier than making someone think they have hit the jackpot, and then crushing their hopes with a metaphorical "swift kick to the testicles."

[Pun'KinG']

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/4892.jpg

[Bruce]

Is that a real ad?

[Pun'KinG']

Is that a real ad?
:shrug:

(I use Head & Shoulders shampoo.

As if there were any doubt.)

[Pun'KinG']

pEOPLE aRE aNtS!

i JUST WISH wE HAd THEIr STrENGtH-TO-weIGHt rATIO. :hmm:

i'D bE aBLE TO LIfT HARVARD!!!! :sly:

[Pun'KinG']

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/6478.jpg

You sly boots. :wink:

[Trizzak]

That's hot

[Bruce]

That's hot


I like my pussy shaved.

[paygee]

I like my pussy shaved.
you have a pussy?

[Pun'KinG']

I take solace in the fact
that I have the know-how
to find small painless lumps
on my testicles...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/7831.jpg

[paygee]

:ontome:

[Godless]

wtf is going ON!?!?!

:crying2:

[paygee]

punking is just going through some "personal" issues

[Godless]

shrinking weiner, lumpy testes?

[paygee]

your guess is as good as mine

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.ircspider.com/content/078/orig/7778.jpg

That picture inspires me to never give up and allow myself to be suppressed by burdens and shortcomings.


:dude:

[Tzarina]

I take solace in the fact
that I have the know-how
to find small painless lumps
on my testicles...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/7831.jpg

:lmao:

:werd: funny, but :werd:

:dude:

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.ircspider.com/content/031/orig/2231.jpg

[EtchedInCold]

:lmao:

:werd: funny, but :werd:

:dude:
just a reminder... it says "W-E-R-D"...

[EtchedInCold]

that's weird (:werd:) but it posted my post twice without telling me that it was a duplicate of a post blah blah blah... so i'm editing.

[Pun'KinG']

So I have these Kraft Easy Mac Big Packs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_2544.jpg

And notice how these are BIGGER than the normal Mac & Cheese packs. They're actually 50% BIGGER and are even referred to as being "XL" in size.

Now on the side where the directions are clearly labeled it states the following:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/MacDirec.jpg

Holy Shit! A cereal bowl won't do the job?? :jaw: That sounds like a shit load of creamy quick yummy Mac & Cheese. :yummy: That's just what I've been craving. This shit is going to be good when I whip it up tonight. :toker: :snacks:

But now look at this:
This is the amount of macaroni that's included in a package of "XL" Mac & Cheese:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_2545.jpg

And just to give you a glimpse on a familiar scale; here it is next to a DVD: :shrug:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_2546.jpg


:uhhh: I mean, WTF!!!! Really?!? What size CEREAL BOWL do these Pricks use that is not sufficient in size to handle this "MAMMOTH-SIZED Huge-ASS XXXL 'Vin Diesel approved'" serving of Mac & Cheese??!!?!?!

Are they putting their cheerios in a tea cup?:uhh:

[phi]

:lol:


Did you cook it yet?

[Pun'KinG']

No. Not today. I actually had the idea to post pictures and comments pertaining to this about 3 weeks ago when I was making a bowl of it.


Plus there's only one pack left and it's berry special.

And it takes up an entire shelf in my pantry. :eek2:

[Pun'KinG']

Front Door (http://www.ircspider.com/content/089/orig/4189.jpg)

I know Vern Troyer's address. :neener:



:dude:

[paygee]

So I have these Kraft Easy Mac Big Packs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_2544.jpg

And notice how these are BIGGER than the normal Mac & Cheese packs. They're actually 50% BIGGER and are even referred to as being "XL" in size.

Now on the side where the directions are clearly labeled it states the following:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/MacDirec.jpg

Holy Shit! A cereal bowl won't do the job?? :jaw: That sounds like a shit load of creamy quick yummy Mac & Cheese. :yummy: That's just what I've been craving. This shit is going to be good when I whip it up tonight. :toker: :snacks:

But now look at this:
This is the amount of macaroni that's included in a package of "XL" Mac & Cheese:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_2545.jpg

And just to give you a glimpse on a familiar scale; here it is next to a DVD: :shrug:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_2546.jpg


:uhhh: I mean, WTF!!!! Really?!? What size CEREAL BOWL do these Pricks use that is not sufficient in size to handle this "MAMMOTH-SIZED Huge-ASS XXXL 'Vin Diesel approved'" serving of Mac & Cheese??!!?!?!

Are they putting their cheerios in a tea cup?:uhh:

wow rusty you sure did put a lot of effort into that

[Pun'KinG']

wow rusty you sure did put a lot of effort into that

Yeah, It looks pretty too. I like it. :blink:


:spin:



And since it's my thread, I guess it's my duty to pick up the place and make it look nice.

Quality
______

Quantity
:dude:

[Tzarina]

that's weird (:werd:) but it posted my post twice without telling me that it was a duplicate of a post blah blah blah... so i'm editing.
:uhh:

[Tzarina]

So I have these Kraft Easy Mac Big Packs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_2546.jpg


:uhhh: I mean, WTF!!!! Really?!? What size CEREAL BOWL do these Pricks use that is not sufficient in size to handle this "MAMMOTH-SIZED Huge-ASS XXXL 'Vin Diesel approved'" serving of Mac & Cheese??!!?!?!

Are they putting their cheerios in a tea cup?:uhh:
:roflmao:


:heart::punking:

[Pun'KinG']

http://euro4x4.online.fr/Images/humour/mouton.jpg

"I get 70 bleats to the liter on this hog."


With its soft, cushioned lining and fleecy ergonomic fit, there's no way "easy riding" could get any more comfortable.

[Pun'KinG']

CAUTION:
http://www.pitt.edu/~registrar/images/tranWizOffTranStp6.gif

http://www.angelbabygifts.com/Construction%20worker%20B72%2005.jpg

This thread is currently under limited construction and resurfacing. All of the manhole covers have miraculously disappeared. So for safety's sake, only square pegs shall be allowed to walk freely inside the premises.

Kindest regards,

-The Management

[jims]

:lol:
*moans*

[Pun'KinG']

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/SquareJimbo_gif.gif

[jims]

:haha:

"i blame my mother (http://www.wall.org/~larry/onion/square.gif) . when i was at squaring school she told me that i was like everyone else. but when i went into the real world. i noticed other shapers. it scared me at first. but i can do the job! just cuz i am a square doesnt mean i cant fit in. i can push myself through"

[Pun'KinG']

:lol:

We have to hook-up someday, good buddy.

*buys one-way ticket to United Kingdom*

That of course might be dangerous...




...to the rest of the world!!!! :sly:

[jims]

hehe that would be really cool :up:

but you wouldnt want a one way ticket to here... :shh: it sucks anal pubes here

[Pun'KinG']

hehe that would be really cool :up:

but you wouldnt want a one way ticket to here... :shh: it sucks anal pubes here

http://www.simonpure.com/images/Cave_Hill_Couple-in-Canoe-1940s.jpg

I thought we'd just row our way back... :wink:

Aren't you the world renowned sculling champion of Great Britain?
Or was that another Jimbo?

[jims]

its not me!!! *hides* im just a normal jimbo. and imagine using that little boat on 10 foot waves :lol: WOOO!

[Pun'KinG']

I'm not scared of any waves...









well, maybe this kind:

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/Miscellaneous/thumbnails/The%20Wave%20-%20Doger's%20Stadium%208x10%20300%20dpi.jpg

:ohnoes:

*shivers*

[jims]

http://www4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de/~msrex/images/how/frightened.gif

NOO NOO!!! KEEP THEM AWAY!!! AAAAAAHH!!!

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.planetasom.com.br/images/Humor/Cuidado%20Com%20Letras%20Pequenas.jpg

:haha:

That reminds me of the summer in which I spent a week at Camp Ryan.
Now I don't go anywhere without my bifocals and premium universal cork kit.

[jims]

that is funny. bending over sucks

[paygee]

http://www.planetasom.com.br/images/Humor/Cuidado%20Com%20Letras%20Pequenas.jpg

:haha:

That reminds me of the summer in which I spent a week at Camp Ryan.
Now I don't go anywhere without my bifocals and premium universal cork kit.
did you get my pm?

[Pun'KinG']

did you get my pm?

Yeah, I got it. Thanks. I saw that trailer awhile ago, and commented on it on the board also. (I think there might be a thread about it.) I was infatuated with it ever since I saw the clip on-line when it debuted with the release of "drukqs" , and was enticed even more when I got to see it on the Chris Cunningham DVD. But I haven't purchased it yet because I can't bring myself to spend that much for a 6 minute long short film. I know you get the sticker and booklet.. but still. Maybe someday. :shrug:

[paygee]

Yeah, I got it. Thanks. I saw that trailer awhile ago, and commented on it on the board also. (I think there might be a thread about it.) I was infatuated with it ever since I saw the clip on-line when it debuted with the release of "drukqs" , and was enticed even more when I got to see it on the Chris Cunningham DVD. But I haven't purchased it yet because I can't bring myself to spend that much for a 6 minute long short film. I know you get the sticker and booklet.. but still. Maybe someday. :shrug:
i think its only 12 bucks or some shit, its cool..but the booklet is fucking disturbing

[Pun'KinG']

http://thejokeshack.com/jokepics/oral_sex_danger.jpg

:haha:


Are those firemen twins or something?


hahaha.. fucking crowbar... hee hee.. <SNORT!>

[jims]

dude that was a very trying time for me :frown:

[Pun'KinG']

dude that was a very trying time for me :frown:

Yeah, but I must confess that you really nailed that 'what in the hell is going on?' look that you're giving the camera. Nice uniform also. The blue really goes with my eyes. :inlove:


:lol:

[jims]

she told me she dropped her contacts...ok, i did get a bit confused when she started looking in my boxers....but hey, im not gonna complain



[i read it all wrong..im the cop...gaaaah]

:lol:

[Pun'KinG']

:secret: Psst, Jimbo. I'm referring to your role as the policeman on the far left.


hahahaha..

[Pun'KinG']

[i read it all wrong..im the cop...gaaaah]

:lol:

:lmao:

[jims]

fuck....*hides inside my blanket* im hiding noooooooow

[Pun'KinG']

i think its only 12 bucks or some shit, its cool..but the booklet is fucking disturbing

You bought it? It's on my list. I haven't bought any DVDs as of late. And I actually wanted to get KOYAANISQATSI first. I rented that damn thing and kept it for over a month, watching it over and over.

[jims]

isnt that lalala white blob dude just so cool?

[Pun'KinG']

isnt that lalala white blob dude just so cool?

Are you talkin' to me, Goth boy?!?

:lol:

[jims]

Are you talkin' to me, Goth boy?!?

:lol:
hahaha oooh you!!!...and yes...yes i am!

[paygee]

You bought it? It's on my list. I haven't bought any DVDs as of late. And I actually wanted to get KOYAANISQATSI first. I rented that damn thing and kept it for over a month, watching it over and over.
no our friend andy always buys cool shit, brings it over to tempt us with it and then takes it back home with him :cry:

[Pun'KinG']

http://craft-art.lacefairy.com/artist.GIF
Do you like to draw, paint, sketch or doodle or know someone who does?
Do you find pleasure in wallowing around on wet canvases and 20"x24" heavyweight paper stock? Have you ever awoken in a daze from a complete absense of reality with an oil pastel or red sable paintbrush in hand and the first image you focus on is something only you perceive to be as an utter masterpiece?
Do run-on sentences and wordy advertisements make you cringe?

If you answered any of the preceding questions then I offer you to take this free and simple, yet tedious, art test. We here at the Art Instruction Schools speak to you in a soothing, mildly sedated and comfortable tone. There's no pressure and no obligation.

[Tzarina]

i want to be fat :hmm:



:hungry:

[Pun'KinG']

:hmmm:

http://www.elegantcheesecakes.com/images/4th_july_cake.jpg
http://www.mrsbeasleys.com/images/products/X4-5_f.jpg
http://www.pjchmiel.com/photo/food/cdiner-chocmoussecake.jpg

Utensil not included. Please use your hands.

[Tzarina]

:drool2:


:homer: i see chcocolate :loon:


:faint:

[Pun'KinG']

I ordered this today, just because...

http://shop.grasscity.com/images/item_detail/hb11_400.jpg

I figure that if Father O'Malley decided to drop-in unexpectedly I could just throw some flowers in it and pass it off as a vase.

[paygee]

that is nice and orange :inlove: is it all glass?

[Pun'KinG']

Yes, except of course for the metal stem/bowl. :blink:

[paygee]

yea, cool

[Pun'KinG']

that is nice and orange :inlove: is it all glass?

And I hope that I get it in orange. That's what turned me on to it in the first place...but "All bongs vary in color." :noid:

But I guess I'd be content with a blue, green or black one too.

:erm:

[paygee]

lettuce pray you get orange

[Tzarina]

I ordered this today, just because...

http://shop.grasscity.com/images/item_detail/hb11_400.jpg

I figure that if Father O'Malley decided to drop-in unexpectedly I could just throw some flowers in it and pass it off as a vase.
that's pretty... hope it turns orange...


but i thought you quit :ontome:

[Pun'KinG']

that's pretty... hope it turns orange...


but i thought you quit :ontome:

Yes.. yes I did. :insecure:

[Pun'KinG']

lettuce pray you get orange

:pray: AMEN!

[Tzarina]

Yes.. yes I did. :insecure:
you've come back to us :rasta:

[Pun'KinG']

you've come back to us :rasta:

:shh:

And for good graces and all that shit I've decided to post only in orange until I receive my bon..errr..vase in hopes that it ends up arriving in that color.

Ehh.. It's worth a shot. :shrug2:

[paygee]

Yes.. yes I did. :insecure:
i didnt know you quit..

[Tzarina]

well, you'd think they could gaurentee that it'd show up orange... just not whether it stays that colour with use :shame:

[Tzarina]

i didnt know you quit..
apparently it was only like 3 days when you didn't have net...


:crackup:

[paygee]

well, you'd think they could gaurentee that it'd show up orange... just not whether it stays that colour with use :shame:
ha that will most deff. be turning brown

[Tzarina]

... into the shitter :what:



:haha:

[Pun'KinG']

apparently it was only like 3 days when you didn't have net...


:crackup:

:erm:

:argh: I've been sober for 2 1/2 months now!!!

ha that will most deff. be turning brown

:frown:


I'll Simple Green it and keep it nice and orange...

that's keeping in mind if ends up even being orange that is... :noid:

[paygee]

:erm:

:argh: I've been sober for 2 1/2 months now!!!



:frown:


I'll Simple Green it and keep it nice and orange...

that's keeping in mind if ends up even being orange that is... :noid:
fyi, alcohol and salt submerge in water

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Act_2/SimbaConfused.jpg

[paygee]

im pretty sure nick cleaned his glass bowl in water, alcohol and salt and it worked really well

[Pun'KinG']

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. :up:

Remind me to have Chili come over and clean it for me.

:lol:

[paygee]

lazy

[Pun'KinG']

lazy

No. It's called an infatuation.
And it IS classified as a hoby by The New York Post.

[paygee]

whatever it IS, im stealing your font AND color

[Pun'KinG']

whatever it IS, im stealing your orange font AND color

That's the wrong orange. :neener:

Here play with this one:

http://mattfitt.com/albums/food/Orange.sized.jpg

Of course you'll have to pick it yourself first...

lazy.
:lol:

[Tzarina]

http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Act_2/SimbaConfused.jpg
i ... :roflmao:

[Tzarina]

:erm:

:argh: I've been sober for 2 1/2 months now!!!



:frown:



then why'd ya order a bong? eh??? :hmmm:


oh :idea: this was all a plan so that the first bong hit will rip you away... :nod:

[Pun'KinG']

then why'd ya order a bong? eh??? :hmmm:

Because I've been sober for 2 1/2 months now.

oh :idea: this was all a plan so that the first bong hit will rip you away... :nod:

:up:

[Tzarina]

:haha: at least then simbas face will make you giggle as much as it is myself right now... :roflmao:

[paygee]

That's the wrong orange. :neener:

Here play with this one:

http://mattfitt.com/albums/food/Orange.sized.jpg

Of course you'll have to pick it yourself first...

lazy.
:lol:
youre so mean

and that was to the right orange..you shouldnt quote me so quickly

[Pun'KinG']

:haha: at least then simbas face will make you giggle as much as it is myself right now... :roflmao:

The juggernaut that is the unexplored outside world can be very perplexing to a small cub.

[Pun'KinG']

youre so mean

and that was to the right orange..you shouldnt quote me so quickly

I'll have to borrow Lisha's connection so that I can slow my posting ability then.

:lol:

That was wrong. But I am mean.

[Tzarina]

:roflmao: let's trade! :wired2:








i may catch up with ryan though :hmm:

[Pun'KinG']

Up your posting now while he's sore.

Take the initiative!

[Tzarina]

i sure seem to be trying... few cups of coffee... smoke some tweak... i could hit 12,000 tonight... :loon:

[... Scott]

random haphazard posting would work too !

[Pun'KinG']

:up::up::up:

http://www.through-the-maze.org.uk/symbols_x4/all_right.gif

[Tzarina]

i'm hearing 'alllllrighty then' :crackup:



random haphazard posting would work too !
i already got that one covered :ninja3:

[Pun'KinG']

http://media-cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/dowbrigade/molly.jpg
"Why Madge, you're soaking in it!"

Piles of encumbering bothers surround me. My synthetic hair has never been shinier or more full of bounce; my latex skin has never been more taut.
I have become desensitized to beauty.

[jims]

remind me not to buy my girl one of those..ever

[Bruce]

That's just keen.

[Pun'KinG']

http://kardsharks.com/images/Magic-Jesus.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

http://japan.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/2/Ouch.gif

Note: I had the intention of posting this in the "WTF Thread" or "WTH Thread" or whatever the hell fuck it's called, but obviously I cannot find it. I thought it was called something like that. Oh well. I do have a problem noticing things that are in plain view. I'm a few colours short of a spectrum. :gay3: :suicide:

[Pun'KinG']

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_420_lol.jpg
This little baby is waiting for me. And I couldn't be more thrilled to make its acquaintance. :loveleaf:

[Bruce]

:towelie:

[Pun'KinG']

Is that a drug reference? I don't have cable.



But I gots a shit load of twine!

http://kansassampler.org/images/cawker.jpg

[Bruce]

I don't like drugs.

[Pun'KinG']

I'm killing myself naturally...like a delayed suicide.
I never did any illegal drugs until I was 25 or so. I was against it. And now since I've started (I really don't do it that much or that often) I can actually feel myself straying away from past potential. Everything is hazy now. I was destined for bigger accomplishments in my head. And now everything has turned to murky shit. Oh well. I am what I am.

[Bruce]

You should try this leafy substance. It rocks. I heard it makes you strong too.

http://www.klangundkleid.ch/img/themen/popeye/popeye.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

You should try this leafy substance. It rocks. I heard it makes you strong too.

http://www.klangundkleid.ch/img/themen/popeye/popeye.jpg

That's very witty of you to make that connection. My first thought when writing that post was to put "I yam what I yam", but of course I didn't. Things come to mind all the time right before you act on something; all of these possiblities vying to be the final decision; the one that is actually chosen. But of course I have no proof of this, so that renders this almost meaningless.

That doesn't mean you have to think of me any less.

You should try this leafy substance. It rocks. I heard it makes you strong too.

http://www.klangundkleid.ch/img/themen/popeye/popeye.jpg

I don't like spinach. :sarcasm:

[Bruce]

Me either.

[Pun'KinG']

Blood brothers?

:byrche:&:punking:
:think:

Or how about just sweaty palm acquaintances? :shake:

[Bruce]

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

[Pun'KinG']

Sigh... Why do you think I offered? :blush:

And damn are those exquisite. :yummy:

[Pun'KinG']

I went to see the Dr. Seuss exhibit yesterday that's currently on a national tour.

Almost every print and 'Unorthodox Taxidermy' replica was for sale.

Here's a few pics that I snapped:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_3351.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_3355.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_3365.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_3379.jpg

[Joga]

That's awesome.

[Pun'KinG']

:yes:

They were even offering payment plan options: 12 months interest free or 6 month layaway.

[phi]

That's awesome.
.

I saved the pics.

[bleuMadonna]

I love the fish.

[Pun'KinG']

I love the fish.

As do I. I currently have that pic as my desktop wallpaper and it's bootafull. :nanner26:

[KenKill75]

Cool, but, uhhh, whats this got to do with planet girth?

[Pun'KinG']

It's just my own little realm concocted of mishmash, hodgepodge and other synonyms which others are free to visit and peruse at their leisure.

Thanks for posting, Ken. :hattip:


Remember to wipe your feet before you leave. :what:

[KenKill75]

You're welcome.

[Pun'KinG']

We found the following note on my woman's car:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_1865.jpg

Just a case of mistaken identity really. But the postscript is what juggled my grapes:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_1864.jpg

:eek2:

[Bruce]

Did you call?

[Pun'KinG']

Yeah. It was some recorded message delegating certain responsibilities.
Apparently I was in charge of supplying the joists and a bolt of cranberry colored velvet.

:what:

[Bruce]

I don't have a bolt but I can hook you up with a swatch.

http://www.sportsponsoring.biz/mediac/400_0/media/Swatch~Uhr~Bild.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

:woo:

I only need to acquire 63 more and I can fashion my own timeless quilt.

:hug2:

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.sektor7blau.de/rone03a.gif

The policy pertaining to intergalactic copulation is clearly stated in this manual....

[paygee]

I went to see the Dr. Seuss exhibit yesterday that's currently on a national tour.

Almost every print and 'Unorthodox Taxidermy' replica was for sale.

Here's a few pics that I snapped:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_3351.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_3355.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_3365.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/IMG_3379.jpg
wow that shit is awesome

[Pun'KinG']

wow that shit is awesome

:yes:

That last one is fuckin' great...

[paygee]

yea its good n' creepy

[dionysusolympus]

:paygee2:

[paygee]

:shrug:

[Pun'KinG']

Awwwwwww...

Did anyone happen to see the new Cottonelle Puppy Christmas commercial?
It's so damn adorable.
I consider myself fortunate to have had the pleasure; especially taking into account the amount of television I actually watch (and pay attention to for that matter).

:xmas: Fucking cute puppies. :shame:

:inlove:

[Bruce]

:pics:

http://www.scottpaper.ca/french/consumer/cottonelle/images/magazine_ad_bum.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

:shocked:



:dog:



:sarcasm:

[Bruce]

Awww.

[Pun'KinG']

The intense build-up to my hug always brings out that preliminary reaction from you.

:hug2:

[Pun'KinG']

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/Regular/10001000/10001801.jpghttp://img23.exs.cx/img23/2144/selfpic4.jpg
http://joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/PackingTape.jpghttp://ktdid123.homestead.com/files/drunk_monkey.jpg
http://voffka.com/archives/playgay.gifhttp://www.alternatedimension.com/article/bert.jpghttp://www.communityintervention.org/images/uploads/573.jpg
http://www.nebraskahistory.org/images/lib-arch/research/photos/imagelab/10593.jpg
http://www.p-worm.com/articles/article_images/funny_not_found.jpg
http://www.parkersbox.com/Liquid%20web%201.jpghttp://www.safeincanada.ca/images/logo.gif
http://www.skydancers.com.au/clients/Cake_it_Away_01.jpg

[Ryan]

http://frumppyoldwoman.com/images/wtf/29554.jpg

[Ryan]

punking, come home. :frown:

[Ryan]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/sad.jpg



:sad2:

[jazz]

he's busy

http://frumppyoldwoman.com/images/wtf/29554.jpging

[Ryan]

He can get that here. Hell, if there's any place on earth to be to get


http://frumppyoldwoman.com/images/wtf/29554.jpg




it's here.

[jazz]

and this

http://www.encircling.us/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_poopfromthere.jpg

[Ryan]

- Kentucky Fried LOL

[Keith Moon]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/sad.jpg



:sad2:


- Yes!!!1 I'm above Ken. :five:

[Trizzak]

- Yes!!!1 I'm above Ken. :five:

It's alphabetical...

[paygee]

im wondering if he'll ever come back...

[Keith Moon]

It's alphabetical...



- /sarcasm. you-gee-h

[Bruce]

Thanks for reminding me what a terrible world it is, Ryan!!! :rage:

[KenKill75]

He wont come back. His wife wont let him. :hmm:

[paygee]

tru dat........
















i dunno.

[Pun'KinG']

http://myspace-430.vo.llnwd.net/00478/03/40/478660430_m.jpg

Boy, do I hate pushing around invisible emaciated handicapped people.

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/EyeSpeck.jpg

:eek2:

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.vegetus.org/vegtoon/liver.jpg

[KenKill75]

I love the tux fitting mirror shot :up:

[bleuMadonna]

Sweet pics, Pun'KinG' :up:

[Pun'KinG']

I love the tux fitting mirror shot :up:
Thanks, Ken. That's one of our favorites. Large and in charge. Loud and proud.

:smile:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7486.jpg

Sweet pics, Pun'KinG' :up:

Thanks, :bleu:.

Sweet future pics of you also. :wink:

:whistle:

:pray:

:blink:

[bleuMadonna]

:lol: :no:

[KenKill75]

I dont get it, if you're willing to meet us in person, what's the diff?

[bleuMadonna]

I dont get it, if you're willing to meet us in person, what's the diff?

I don't want my pic all over the web. :shrug:

[KenKill75]

oh, ok, then you can just email it to me :up:

[bleuMadonna]

LOL, no...

[Bruce]

I don't want my pic all over the web. :shrug:

That never happens.


Except for that time that my pic ended up on fagornot.com. But, HEY! I got a 9.5.

:hrmph:

[KenKill75]

LOL, no...

:thehand:

[Pun'KinG']

:lookup:

Ken's inbox is full. Just send them to the local Walgreens under the name Mortimer Snerd and I'll pick them up.

[bleuMadonna]

That never happens.


Except for that time that my pic ended up on fagornot.com. But, HEY! I got a 9.5.

:hrmph:

:lmao:

[Pun'KinG']

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7565.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7635.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7660.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7639.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7637.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7615.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7507.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7558.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7544.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7517.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7847.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7858.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7870.jpg

[dionysusolympus]

pic #10. where is that?

[Pun'KinG']

pic #10. where is that?

The Hoover Dam. Las Vegas, NV.

[Bruce]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_7635.jpg

Loose sluts? :drool:

[Pun'KinG']

:nod:

That alone is worth the price of admission. Which is free.


This however was an outrage:


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/IMG_7562.jpg

[KenKill75]

I'll take 100, please. :blink:

[Pun'KinG']

I'll take 100, please. :blink:

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/DGV/DGV483/1372025.jpg

"The total comes to $216 after tax. And how will you be paying, Sir?"

[KenKill75]

Me: Cold hard cash. Now suck it, bitch.

Her: Thank you, cum again.

Me: I will. 99 more times.

[Bruce]

You should be more respectful to those in the service industry.

[KenKill75]

You're right. Leave out the "suck it, bitch" part.

[Bruce]

:nod:

[Pun'KinG']

*not guaranteed valid.


348905
Arsenist imo?
234934
i use dvd shrink.... peice of piss to use... it copys and burns if i remeber correctly... i aint done one in a while..... if it doesnt burn then it creates a folder called video_ts and i have beenn known 2 use nero to burn that.......
389046
that blows, i want HDMI. as for a black 360...why do people hate the white? I think the white looks slick.

how do you guys get the sweet smilies? when i go to smilies it only shows the (angry / mad / somethin else) ones.
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I dont even know where she went anyway.
145455
Yeah, this is the dropout one too. So it's not the "real" real one, but it's pretty damn close. It's supposed to be at that quick one second blank screen just before the drums of Gave Up start. It's pretty obvious somethings supposed to be there.

Also you should probably warn people that at some points this video looks insanely real, so if you don't like blood, gore, just plain fucked up ness be careful.

[Pun'KinG']

punking, come home. :frown:

:sarcasm:

Well?!

I finally return and you're not here. :frown2:

And then you come back only to ignore me. :thehand: I'm guessing your past posts were in no way heartfelt or sincere. I hope you drown in Vegemite.

Bite me down under, Wussie. :bite:

[Pun'KinG']

I'm a suppressor.
And all this hatred and disgust accumulates into the recesses of my being until it embodies something darker than concentrated bile.
And I fear that this will one day light my fuse.

[Pun'KinG']

My wife and I went to San Antonio last weekend for our 1st year anniversary and I picked up a couple cheap prints done by Octavio Ocampo (http://www.visionsfineart.com/ocampo/bio/bio.html) at Market Square. Awesome stuff. :up: Pretty unusual and highly interesting.

He works primarily in the metamorphic style - using a technique of superimposing and juxtaposing realistic and figurative details within the images that he creates.


http://www.iesezequielgonzalez.com/matematicas/images/quijoteOO.jpg
VISIONES DEL QUIJOTE (1989)




http://rockypointcollectibles.easystorecreator.net/images/MetamorfosisporAmorlg.jpg
Metamorfosis por Amor (2000)

[paygee]

nice

[Pun'KinG']

:thanku:, Paige.

:hug2:

So what's this I hear about you and Chili having a bebe? :what:

[paygee]

hahaha, no baby, not yet anyways. the baby comment was a patton oswalt joke.

[Pun'KinG']

Oh. I must have missed that one. Was that on the No Reason to Complain DVD?

[paygee]

i don't know, I heard it on a cd our friend made of a live show they went to at the bottletree in birmingham, al.

[Pun'KinG']

bottletree. :lol:

[Pun'KinG']

My Father sent me another pan. This one is a Christmas present. I told him, "No more pans!" This one is a stainless steel 5QT oval electric pan.

:lol: Oh, brother.

Seriously. I should catalog this entire collection and make a thread detailing the pans, complete with available specs so that I can keep a running tab of it.

[Pun'KinG']

:spam2:
PRETTY AMAZING !!!
Photo taken in Ohio

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/ATT00001.jpg

Cara Winship sent this out. It is called: God's Hands

I took this picture on Hwy 30, traveling to Canton , Ohio . It has given me strength in the times of trouble. I feel I should share it with the rest of the world. I hope it is an inspiration to you. It just goes to show what we already know.... We have a God and he's watching over us. I E-mailed this picture to News Channel 3. I was contacted by Meteorologist John James... He said that this picture of the sky is
showing up, in all states, around the world. He wanted to know where I was from and where I took it. He saw a similar picture taken in Texas .
He said this is amazing to him!

:hmm: Looks more like :goatse: to me. :lol:

Fuckin' Spammers. :spam:

:spam2:

[bleuMadonna]

I agree with your assessment of that picture. I'm adding to my girth today. My nephews, as part of a Christmas present, gave me malted milk balls. They are so awesome.

[Pun'KinG']

Indeed they are, :bleu:. Indeed they are. http://bopmyspace.com/funny/images/bpic1002.jpg

[bleuMadonna]

:lol: They know they are pretty safe getting me anything with chocolate. :drool:

[Pun'KinG']

My mother and sister just sent their annual assortment of holiday cookies along with presents. They cull from different sources including of course recipe books and the web. This year is a true smorgasbord of holiday confections. We have "Parking Lot" cookies, The Best Cookies in the World, Cherry Pecan, Crunchy Snowballs, Apple cookies, Banana cookies with cream cheese frosting, Peanut Butter, Jelly-filled, Snickerdoodles, and countless others that I cannot recall at this instant; should be a delectable taste bud excursion the next few days. :up:

And no. We didn't receive any malted milk balls. Homemade or otherwise. :nanasad:

[bleuMadonna]

Oh, wow, their cookies sound very diverse. I make just the basic ones, but so far, no one has complained :wink: I sent mine out a week or so ago. I think I will make some just for me this time :)... I must ask, what are Parking Lot cookies :lol: ?

[bleuMadonna]

Oh, and I made Snickerdoodles this year after not having made them for eons. My dad said he started with those and before he knew it, his entire tin was empty. He said he usually shares them, but he had no control this time around :bleu:.

[Pun'KinG']

... I must ask, what are Parking Lot cookies :lol: ?

They appear to be something one would use to fill-in potholes. :what: