the official "my balls are itchy" thread

[Ryan]

:nod:

[Trizzak]

well thank god I know that! Now I can sleep peacefully at night knowing that Ryan's balls are indeed itchy. Yep, no nightmares for me tonight. :eek:

[Ryan]

:lol:

they're better now...

[The Judas Cow]

I didn't fire no laser!

Then why is there a smoking hole in the ceiling?

Crazy lady upstairs must have been firing down!

[B]

fuck nobody was supposed to respond to this piece of shit thread. It was all going great too. damn you Trizzak.

[Ryan]

oh great, now you're here to make it worse :sarcasm:

[B]

fuck you. here comes the wave of penises.

[Ryan]

uh huh

[B]

http://members.internettrash.com/meesha/penis.jpg

[The Judas Cow]

Stack dead actors.

Stack to the rafters.

[Ryan]

oh dear...

[B]

http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/pphb-dgspsp/slm-maa/slides/hsv/images/hr001.jpg

[Tzarina]

http://members.internettrash.com/meesha/penis.jpg

Holy shit, we finally see a pic of YOU! :greenwink

[B]

now stop asking.

[The Judas Cow]

This is an evil thread.

[B]

no :shit:

[Ryan]

http://plooble.typepad.com/photos/visual_plooble/evil_hastings.JPG

[Trizzak]

fuck nobody was supposed to respond to this piece of shit thread. It was all going great too. damn you Trizzak.
Hey! At least I didn't respond to Ryan's "my balls are itchy" thread! That thing is a piece of shit!


wait, where the hell am I?

[B]

http://www.the-penis-website.com/size1/6.jpg

[Ryan]

http://www.the-penis-website.com/size1/2.jpg

[B]

http://www.theflyingsaucer.com/fs-balls.jpg

[Trizzak]

http://www.the-penis-website.com/size1/6.jpg
Good lord. We could play a rather disturbing game of jump rope with that.

[B]

a big six inches there.

[Tzarina]

http://plooble.typepad.com/photos/visual_plooble/evil_hastings.JPG
aw, kitty...

[Ryan]

i did a google image search for 'evil' and that came up :shrug:

[Tzarina]

Good lord. We could play a rather disturbing game of jump rope with that.

:what: :crying: THAT scared me! :ontome:

[B]

here's Ryan
http://www.koori-childrens-clinic.com/6pho/penis.jpg

[Tzarina]

i did a google image search for 'evil' and that came up :shrug:
http://www.tzarinasanimals.com/eviljanice.jpg

[B]

http://www.the-penis-website.com/size1/2.jpg

awww how cute!

[Ryan]

http://www.tzarinasanimals.com/eviljanice.jpg

:ninja:

[Tzarina]

:ninja:
:cheeky: she looks more evil... :ontome:

[B]

http://tedstrong.com/graphics/penis.gif

[Tzarina]

I was gonna put this in post your pic... but I'm afraid someone may lose their breakfast...

http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

:shame:

[Ryan]

I was gonna put this in post your pic... but I'm afraid someone may lose their breakfast...

http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

:shame:

i was sipping my drink just as that image loaded

you're evil :plain:

[B]

is that my woman covered with shit? its amasterpiece, like goatse. But goatse is too beautiful for the eyes of you wankers on this forum.

http://www.djurvall.burken.nu/Harrys_0413/004%20-%20Penis%20pasta.jpg

[greg]

http://www.free-sex-porn0.com/images/shit-eating-girl84.jpg

[Ryan]

http://www.free-sex-porn0.com/images/shit-eating-girl84.jpg

how do my threads come to this?


:puke:

[B]

real art is found searching safely on google.

http://images.google.com/images?q=goatse&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi

[greg]

how do my threads come to this?


:puke:
:shrug:

[Tzarina]

i was sipping my drink just as that image loaded

you're evil :plain:
I'm sorry...

:halo: :lmao:

[Tzarina]

how do my threads come to this?


:puke:
Cause you named it My Balls itch... :loon:

[Ryan]

well, they were itchy :shrug:

[B]

scratch them then you little bitch.

[Ryan]

i said they were better on the first page assfuck

[Tzarina]

:lol:

they're better now...
It sounds like he did that already... :haha:

[B]

then theres no point for this cess pool to get any bigger.

[Ryan]

http://www.lifelessface.net/other/kraken_pwned.jpg

[B]

:blah: :piss:

[Ryan]

:jerk2:

[B]

Im a big man.

[Ryan]

i have a big gun

[Tzarina]

then theres no point for this cess pool to get any bigger.
But you are the one posting the freaky diseased penor pictures... :ontome:

[B]

http://www.sporeworks.com/gal2/penis.jpg

[Ryan]

http://getfun.nl/3991/pictures/vegetables.jpg

[B]

I have a big old dick, so your clenched ass better run.

[Tzarina]

http://getfun.nl/3991/pictures/vegetables.jpg

:what: veggie sex... :confused3

:haha:

[Ryan]

:drool:

[B]

http://students.washington.edu/mangosan/pics/snow%20penis%20003.jpg

[Tzarina]

:drool:
Can we eat them when they are done? :frog:

[Ryan]

Can we eat them when they are done? :frog:

of course, it's healthy

i want the veggina

[B]

liar. you want the tomathoe.

[Ryan]

of course, it's healthy

i want the veggina

i stand by that

[B]

you are just trying to fit in with the heteros. It isnt working.

[Tzarina]

of course, it's healthy

i want the veggina
with butter... :ontome:

[Ryan]

and salt :ontome:

[B]

dont forget the side of cum.

[Tzarina]

dont forget the side of cum.
THAT was funny! :rolling:

[B]

w00t!

[Keith Moon]

- :scratches:

[Trizzak]

- :scratches:
Did you just search for this thread so you could share that with us?

[dionysusolympus]

it's great playing together... :what:

[Keith Moon]

Did you just search for this thread so you could share that with us?



- Of course... :insecure:

[Ryan]

curse this disease

[Raynoch11]

Ryan, put your balls in my mouth, I will help you out.

[Tzarina]

http://www.designboom.com/history/wirehangers/h12.gif

[Ryan]

you don't like the sausage, remember?

[Raynoch11]

you don't like the sausage, remember?Sausage is nasty, but balls in the mouth is fun.

[Ryan]

oh, k

*teabags*

[Raynoch11]

oh, k

*teabags*You sexy Kiwi.

[Ryan]

never call me that again

[Raynoch11]

never call me that again
Ok, you scruffy looking Kiwi.

[Ryan]

no more balls for you.

[Keith Moon]

http://www.aeroplus.com.au/aeroplus/images/products/new%20images%2020.4.04/coathanger_lge.jpg

http://www.coathanger.co.nz/images/general/303M.gif
http://www.lixonline.com/zombies.jpg
http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/0105Coathanger.jpg

http://www.manufactum.co.uk/mb3_media/4/560/6/7/6/18485.jpg

[greg]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/12323941195582026025.gif

[Bruce]

http://www.lixonline.com/zombies.jpg

:up:

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/12323941195582026025.gif

wat

[greg]

the best

[Bruce]

oic

[greg]

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09090/6970.gif

[Ryan]

the balls?

[sneakypete]

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09090/6970.gif


:clap2: used to watch this movie when I was little.