six flags sucks dildos

[anna lee]

i spent $60 going to six flags yesterday and the lines were soo fucking long that in 7 hours, i only got to go on 3 dumb rides, including a rapids thing that basically goes around a corner, the lamest log flume in history and a real gay batman rollercoaster. the line for kingda ka was a 4 hour wait as opposed to the two hour wait for all the other gay rides. not to mention there were little fuckhead kids everywhere and all the good rides were closed.

this is the worst vacation ever, i am going to cut open "my" forehead with a roofing shingle

[iha]

the last time i went to six flags i enjoyed it, but it was many years ago.

i didn't pay to get in though, and for some reason there weren't very many lines.

i've been wanting to go again, but the closest one is 2.5 hours away, and i don't want to drive that far really.

[jazz]

that's why i don't go to tourist attraction suckholes like six flags, disney, etc. it's a waste of time and money and you wind up getting even more stressed.

[bleuMadonna]

And it's always too hot out.

[Trizzak]

and the old men touching you

[bleuMadonna]

:lmao: I don't like most rides anyway. They usually have good junk food, though, like fries and what-not :P

[iha]

the food is like marked up 400% though

i never liked any of the rides really until last time i went and i road all of them except 1 that had a long line...... i had always been to scared to go before :lol: (i hadn't been since elementary school)

[jazz]

i'd rather get skin cancer at the beach. it beats getting skin cancer waiting in a line outside at any theme park and paying $6 for a bottle of fucking water.

[bdf]

:that:

[Fhilly]

that sucks, anna.. you have to be really lucky to get a good day, short lines, and minimal idiots.. at least now you know not to waste any more time/money on it.

i go once a year only on the day that allows only pfizer employees and friends, thus the lines and people are lessened.

.. i have connections :blink:

[anna lee]

luckily i used some coupons but.. then i had to pay for someone else cause they "forgot" money. yeah. and then they wouldnt let me have my switchblade in my purse (assholes...but understandable).
it was real fucking hot, and there were a bunch of black kids from a million different summer camps cutting in line and being douchebags. blah

[Godless]

maybe go in the colder months?

[Bruce]

and the old men touching you

I rather enjoy that part.