Who needs a roommate?

[EtchedInCold]

Basically, I'm homeless now.
Floating from house who'll have me for a few days to the next.
This isn't working, because I can't get a job if I'm constantly nomadic.
So who wants to house me longterm?

[KenKill75]

I would, bro, but a studio apartment just isnt big enough for two people who aren't fucking each other.

[anna lee]

you can come live with me in oxford next spring. i would prefer if you had a british accent, but i can cope if you at least fake it

[breastnorton]

i do but i need someone else to pay the rent because i have no job or money

[KenKill75]

:hmmm: That might be tough to find, Norton

[EtchedInCold]

i do but i need someone else to pay the rent because i have no job or money
that would make 2 of us...

brit, i can do a good fake one...

and Ken, i guess i'm not MAGO enough for you.
(get it, like "man" enough, but not...)

[anna lee]

other than his MOM, ooh burn

[breastnorton]

other than his MOM, ooh burnis this a burn on me? i'm not exactly sure

IM NOT LIVING WITH MY MOM YOU CUNT UGH

[KenKill75]

She means that she would be the only one you could find that would take you in without a job, dick

[anna lee]

yeah that was on you, duh
maybe instead of a roomate, you should look for a tutor, cause ya dumb

[KenKill75]

He cant afford a tutor either :lolook:

[breastnorton]

fuck you ken UGH

i'm just saying it was a lame burn ya slag

i think i'd stay with my dad in that situation while working for my mom lol

[KenKill75]

How cozy

[KenKill75]

and please dont say fuck you to me, thats not nice

[breastnorton]

i know ken i am sorry

i can afford a kick to your face though

[KenKill75]

That wouldnt be nice either

[anna lee]

i think i'd stay with my dad in that situation while working for my mom lol

that reminds me of those times when you were little and you were all "mom, i want that new veternarian barbie" and she was all "NO" so you went and asked your dad and he was all "aww...okay, britt"

sorta..

[KenKill75]

and you wouldnt be able to afford the payment after the lawsuit :wookie:

[breastnorton]

my dad has a nicer house and i like that area more but my mom has a job for me if i want it

lol, i are loser

[anna lee]

i'm dyslexic :(

[Keith Moon]

- I'll need a roommate in the near future when my mom and pop move into the house I'm living in (grandma's house)...but most likely I'll either move to Arkansas to live with a friend there or stay here.

[Bruce]

There's no job market here unless you're a Mexican.

[jazz]

my dad has a nicer house and i like that area more but my mom has a job for me if i want it

lol, i are loser
no, you're just jaded. that's how i feel, at least.

the only difference is i don't have the "luxury" of quitting a job just like that.

[iha]

we have an extra bedroom w/ a half bath you can come stay at my house w/ my parents, brother, and me :) *





*i will be moving back to school in 4 days and it will just be you and my parents**
**my mom just got a promotion and works 24/7 so it will really just be like it is just you and my dad, who is retired

[EtchedInCold]

so far, iha's the front runner.

[Keith Moon]

- Staying with iha's dad would be awesome.

[Mya]

How far are you willing to travel? :P

[jazz]

- Staying with iha's dad would be awesome.
papa :iha:

wouldn't that feel awkward as hell though?

[Ryan]

http://www.toolcollector.net/misc/lolphin.gif

[jazz]

:lmao:

[Joga]

I think that Robber and KMoony should move to Nashville and be roommates, so that we can hang out and watch Robber do stupid stuff all the time, like drinking weird herbal tonics and jumping over things.

[Ryan]

die joga, please.

[Keith Moon]

- I'd probably be down if I could land a nice job there.

[Ryan]

would you live with me, keith spoonie? :pray:

[Keith Moon]

- Ya, if you get me job, me come there.

[Ryan]

- K.

:bsecks: :nanner32:

[bleuMadonna]

http://www.toolcollector.net/misc/lolphin.gif
:clap:

[Keith Moon]

- :nanner25:

[Ryan]

i think you should change your encircling name to Keith LEL.

[Keith Moon]

- Noted.

[Ryan]

:agape: :shake:

[Keith Moon]

- :monkee:

[bdf]

Basically, I'm homeless now.
Floating from house who'll have me for a few days to the next.
This isn't working, because I can't get a job if I'm constantly nomadic.
So who wants to house me longterm?

If you don't mind my boyfriend and two cats... come on down to Austin. :ha: :)

[EtchedInCold]

I'm kind of liking the Nashville idea... i could do stupid shit for money...

[Joga]

Exactly. Country Singers do it every day.

[Joga]

Plus, there's always that hot girl from the barbecue place where Ken ate his double dinner.

[Bruce]

She stills works there. We correspond daily.

[EtchedInCold]

Plus, there's always that hot girl from the barbecue place where Ken ate his double dinner.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0624.jpg

[jazz]

she reminds me of that chick from fright night after she turns into a vampire.

:eek2:

[Joga]

That just made me think of the hot blonde girl in House of a Thousand Corpses that dressed like a cheerleader and kept saying "shoo shoo, said the maiden...hahahahahahahahahahahahha"

She was freaky as hell. Rob Zombie's wife.