Don't you hate it when...

[Trizzak]

... you are alone in a room, rip a very satisfying fart, and then 3 complete strangers choose that perfect moment to walk into the room?

[KenKill75]

:yes:

[dionysusolympus]

did you light a match, :trizzles:?

[Bruce]

Yes. It happens to me here at work. :hrmph:

[Trizzak]

None handy. They didn't say a thing, but should they had I probably would have said "MAGO did it" and walked out

[Keith Moon]

- That makes four of us with gas :five: ...we should call today 'Gas Day Extravaganza' :tard:.

[Bruce]

:woo:

[KenKill75]

I dunno about farts, but it suddenly smells like somebody's stinky feet in here. :barf:

[MAGO]

i actually enjoy it when someone walks in on my gas....sharing is caring.. :innocent: ..

[KenKill75]

Mago's gas contains anthrax. :eek4:

[MAGO]

i've been nominated for the Nobel Gas Prize :MAGO4: ...

[Keith Moon]

i actually enjoy it when someone walks in on my gas....sharing is caring.. :innocent: ..
i've been nominated for the Nobel Gas Prize :MAGO4: ...


- Doubly :lmao:.

[bleuMadonna]

You guys could finance a small country by selling all of your gas...and possibly call it Trizzlvania or Magodonia...or something.

[KenKill75]

Trizzlvania is a city in the country of Magodonia.

[Bruce]

:teehee:

[bleuMadonna]

Trizzlvania is a city in the country of Magodonia.
:up: *runs to check map*

[KenKill75]

It's just North of Turkey.

[Keith Moon]

- FYI: Ken pronounces Turkey, Toykey.

[KenKill75]

No I do not.

[dionysusolympus]

- FYI: Ken pronounces Turkey, Toykeyth.

-fixxed.

:greg2:, send a message via Skype to scarygarrey .

[Bruce]

I went Skype hunting once. Right after my cock got sucked.

[Keith Moon]

-fixxed.

:greg2:, send a message via Skype to scarygarrey .

- Will do. :up:

[jazz]

i try not to fart in my cubicle, but if i really have to and can't get up to go to the bathroom at the moment, i have a bottle of febreze ready to go.

[bleuMadonna]

Febreeze, good call. I have female friends who say they never fart. I don't believe them.

[KenKill75]

Only if they're not fucking human

[bleuMadonna]

:werd:

[Bruce]

I dare you to fart in this thread, Bleu.

[MAGO]

Febreeze is the anti-gas! :cringe: ..

[bleuMadonna]

I dare you to fart in this thread, Bleu.
Done! I had wings late last night...they always give me teh gas if I eat them late at night.

[jazz]

girls fart too? :idea:

[KenKill75]

Bleu has me so turned on right now, im gonna have to change my Old navy underwear when I get home.

[bleuMadonna]

Bleu has me so turned on right now, im gonna have to change my Old navy underwear when I get home.
:lmao:!!

And yes, Jazz, don't ever believe girls who tell you they don't fart.

[jazz]

:dopey: okey dokey

[Bruce]

They shouldn't though.

[bleuMadonna]

They shouldn't though.
:erm: It can't be helped.

[Bruce]

They should hold it in. I like to hear woman complain more.
:rolleyes:

[bleuMadonna]

They should hold it in. I like to hear woman complain more.
:rolleyes:
LOL...My mom seriously used to do that, like, if she was a on date. I'm like, NFW. There's no way you can do that without pain.

[Bruce]

I hold it in for her. Then excuse myself to a telephone booth.

[bleuMadonna]

:lol:

[Keith Moon]

- bleu, you have opened the door for all the women in the world...literally. :hug2:

[bleuMadonna]

:smooch: :bleu:

[Bruce]

- bleu, you have opened the door for all the women in the world...literally. :hug2:

Door? Try a fucking window too, yo.

[MAGO]

whenever i get caught in a position where a "fart" is not appropriate, i've found that plugging my ass with my thumb helps reduce the odor... :up: ..

[Bruce]

Until you pull it out.

[MAGO]

well that's the key, pull it out slowly...it's like a soda bottle after it has fallen, you turn the cap slowly to let the gas out.....

[bleuMadonna]

^^^ LOL...sometimes, I can actually control the release. But other times, I'm caught off-guard and then, oh well for my work neighbors.

[bleuMadonna]

Door? Try a fucking window too, yo.
:lmao:

[Trizzak]

I am now very aroused

[bleuMadonna]

:beat:

[Keith Moon]

- bleu always comes threu.

[jazz]

i could count the amount of times i've heard a girl fart with just one hand, but they've all said that is was an "accident." i believe that maybe half the time. :hmmm:

[Joga]

I don't like this thread.

[Ryan]

gay, you

[Trizzak]

I don't like this thread.
Why Joga? Because you've found out that guys fart?

WE AREN'T MACHINES JESSICA!

[Joga]

You're a machine in the bedroom...


-:agape:

[bleuMadonna]

:ha:!!!

[Joga]

:smooch:

[Trizzak]

well, yes

[bleuMadonna]

:bleu: :hug2: How's your mom doing, Joga?

[Joga]

Good! I took her (more like forced her to go) to the doctor on Saturday, and it's just a really bad virus that's going around up here. She's still not 100%, but she's at about 80% now.

[bleuMadonna]

Awesome. Glad to hear she's on the mend!

[Joga]

:hug2:

[Trizzak]

On the topic of gas, have you ever ripped one that is so damn nasty that half of you is offended by your own fart, and the other half is a little proud?

I had me one of those.

[Pun'KinG']

I find myself fond of the smell polycarbonate gives off after being cut in a CNC machine. :insecure:

I think I've been breathing in too many lead fumes also. :neutral:

[sneakypete]

I like it too! we cut it alot here at work as well as acrylic. I love the smell of both of them...smells like money!

[Pun'KinG']

:five:

I don't get the money aroma aspect of it.:shrug: But it sure smells good. And I feel ashamed for liking it because I know it has evil plans for me. Oh well.

[sneakypete]

cutting plastic means we are making monies!

[Pun'KinG']

:pff: Money is the downfall of an upheaval. :lookall: