the official skarrish thread

[breastnorton]

ya wee cunts

[anna lee]

yer aff yer damn heid, im off tae get pished offa me face

[breastnorton]

aye, a fuckin posh wee lassie here then

[anna lee]

aye fuck yerself, ya wee numpty, ah'vbeen bin waitin' fer ye and ye mates wid yer arse faces fer a looong tiime, son

[breastnorton]

aye a wee rumble then? fine by ays

[anna lee]

oot ay respect, why nowt go well pon' yer way and tell yer laydee tae use a massive rod n' stick rite up er' arse, ye like that, ay? fuckin dirty cunt, go'un wi yer self' and fuck that scum goat proper oan er' backside, man. fuckin' hoods

[breastnorton]

aye, fuckin well played good sir

[breastnorton]

a kick in da baws? aye, yae'd like that well then huh

[anna lee]

nae, cannae say ah'd like that, but ye know what ah would like tae do, ah'd like a nasty shag from yer maw, right intae er' slag bosom. thats a quality shag, n' ah'd do right oaf ontae yer bedroom floor. and in defense, likes, ah'd say yer maw is daein a nice deed, lettin' me fuck er' straight like a HORSE

[breastnorton]

right then, nae need to get obscene

[anna lee]

yuv gowt tae understand, i love me som' auld wifie snatch, nowt goin' tae lie. s'pose yir wahntin a go? can arrange, jus give ays the word, man

[breastnorton]

right then, mae ma could use a good shaggin if yae knae what i mean

[anna lee]

ye owt tae know, hearin' er workin oan er bed wid yer pa at night. its how yer barry arse was boern intae the fuckin world, gowt a classy cunt ah'd say, that ma uv yers

[breastnorton]

fuck yous ya dirtae cunt

[anna lee]

ah'v fuckin well had it wid you. why dont you go oot hoorin' wid yer ma, son. my hert is beatin' like fuck an' i jus wanna rip yer face up. dinnae ken whut ah'm talkin' boot', tho. nowt polite uv me, will you come tae bed wi me, eh?

[breastnorton]

aye, i'd fancy a wee shag now

[anna lee]

aye a wee shag fur yer wee member

[breastnorton]

wit yae diseased cunt aye

[anna lee]

dinnae think ya'd mind, seein as yer dick is as fucked as a britons mouth

[breastnorton]

a bit mingy aye, nae worse fae tae wear mind ya

[anna lee]

shag's a shag, ah jist pure cannae av' a go wid a wee goat like ye. ah mean, ah'm gaun after big tits ya ken? nowt tiny dick.

[Keith Moon]

- Hay guyz.

[anna lee]

hay :insecure:

[Trizzak]

....

what?

[Mya]

I saw 3 anorexic girls in hospital yesterday.

They had drips and all.

Sexy.

[Trizzak]

I don't even look at a girl unless I can clearly see all of her ribs.

[Ryan]

:sarcasm:

[Mya]

I don't even look at a girl unless I can clearly see all of her ribs.

I dont even look at a guy unless his dick is dragging along the floor.

[Trizzak]

I dont even look at a guy unless his dick is dragging along the floor.
Beggars can't be choosers, fatty.

[breastnorton]

lol.

[Mya]

No, but I'm sure you would have screwed your fair share a malnourished beggars.

[Joga]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Keith Moon]

- One large laugh out loud.

[Trizzak]

No, but I'm sure you would have screwed your fair share a malnourished beggars.
Malnourished, perhaps

but vomitus is pretty damn hot

[Mya]

Do you get them to vomit on you whilst doing the deed?

[Trizzak]

Of course not!

What kind of a sick freak do you take me for?

I don't "get them" to do it. It's on their own accord.

[Mya]

What kind of a sick freak do you take me for?

:sarcasm:

[Ryan]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


you are one big slab of gay.

[anna lee]

ghit yer nasty fuckin spotty arses oo uv the skarrish thred' less ya speak it, cunts

[Joga]

you are one big slab of gay.

No. I believe you would actually be referring to a respected Mr. Charles Dodgson, a.k.a. Lewis Carroll, who is not, in fact, gay. But you, on the other hand, very much are.

[sneakypete]

ya wee cunts

yer aff yer damn heid, im off tae get pished offa me face

aye, a fuckin posh wee lassie here then

aye fuck yerself, ya wee numpty, ah'vbeen bin waitin' fer ye and ye mates wid yer arse faces fer a looong tiime, son

aye a wee rumble then? fine by ays

oot ay respect, why nowt go well pon' yer way and tell yer laydee tae use a massive rod n' stick rite up er' arse, ye like that, ay? fuckin dirty cunt, go'un wi yer self' and fuck that scum goat proper oan er' backside, man. fuckin' hoods

aye, fuckin well played good sir

a kick in da baws? aye, yae'd like that well then huh

nae, cannae say ah'd like that, but ye know what ah would like tae do, ah'd like a nasty shag from yer maw, right intae er' slag bosom. thats a quality shag, n' ah'd do right oaf ontae yer bedroom floor. and in defense, likes, ah'd say yer maw is daein a nice deed, lettin' me fuck er' straight like a HORSE

right then, nae need to get obscene

yuv gowt tae understand, i love me som' auld wifie snatch, nowt goin' tae lie. s'pose yir wahntin a go? can arrange, jus give ays the word, man

right then, mae ma could use a good shaggin if yae knae what i mean

ye owt tae know, hearin' er workin oan er bed wid yer pa at night. its how yer barry arse was boern intae the fuckin world, gowt a classy cunt ah'd say, that ma uv yers

fuck yous ya dirtae cunt

ah'v fuckin well had it wid you. why dont you go oot hoorin' wid yer ma, son. my hert is beatin' like fuck an' i jus wanna rip yer face up. dinnae ken whut ah'm talkin' boot', tho. nowt polite uv me, will you come tae bed wi me, eh?

aye, i'd fancy a wee shag now

aye a wee shag fur yer wee member

wit yae diseased cunt aye

dinnae think ya'd mind, seein as yer dick is as fucked as a britons mouth

a bit mingy aye, nae worse fae tae wear mind ya

shag's a shag, ah jist pure cannae av' a go wid a wee goat like ye. ah mean, ah'm gaun after big tits ya ken? nowt tiny dick.

- Hay guyz.


lol

[Ryan]

keith moon is pretty much the internet

[Keith Moon]

:nanner18:

[MojoFearsSatan]

Tristan is fucking king in this thread.