My first cell phone ass shot

[jazz]

this was taken at a subway earlier today...unfortunately, the pic doesn't do her ass justice, but then again it's zoomed in 2X.

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/subway.jpg

[Keith Moon]

- :haha: Nice!!

[greg]

did you ask her if she prefers a six inch or a footlong?

[Keith Moon]

- danny, you need to make a dedicated thread to numerous ass shots taken by your camera phone. :nod:

[jazz]

well, i was lucky that there was no one else in back of me waiting in line and that there was a big fat guy in front of me so i could take her pic without anyone watching. i'm trying. lol.

[KenKill75]

LOL...I was just thinking about this earlier this morning when that girl with the amazing ass walked by my desk. My cell phone doesnt have a camera, but it doesnt hold a charge anymore so I need a new one. I may have to make sure it has a camera on it. :wink:

[jazz]

the fucked up/funny part is that she'll never know a picture of her ass is being circulated on a message board somewhere. lol.

unless she posts here. :insecure:

[Keith Moon]

the fucked up/funny part is that she'll never know a picture of her ass is being circulated on a message board somewhere. lol.

unless she posts here. :insecure:

- That's what makes it a Kodak moment...

[KenKill75]

This may inspire me to finally get my lazy ass to the cell store. lol

[jazz]

she was hot, but i couldn't fit her entire body in the shot since it was zoomed in. in case you're wondering, she was a blonde chick with sunglasses and had her hair up in a bun. yummy.

[KenKill75]

:drool:

[Keith Moon]

she was hot, but i couldn't fit her entire body in the shot since it was zoomed in. in case you're wondering, she was a blonde chick with sunglasses and had her hair up in a bun. yummy.


- I think I may know her... :insecure:

[jazz]

she looked like someone mago would pick over any choice of ea game. that's how nice she looked.

[Keith Moon]

she looked like someone mago would pick over any choice of ea game. that's how nice she looked.


- So she must of been a business woman as well.

[jazz]

she was wearing jeans...maybe she was off today.

[KenKill75]

she was wearing jeans...maybe she was off today.


Not if she isnt that kind of "business woman". :wink:

[jazz]

nah, she looked too nice to be a whore.

if only. sigh

[KenKill75]

nah, she looked too nice to be a whore.

if only. sigh


Been to Vegas lately? Those high priced hookers look plenty nice my friend.

[EtchedInCold]

she was hot, but i couldn't fit her entire body in the shot since it was zoomed in. in case you're wondering, she was a blonde chick with sunglasses and had her hair up in a bun. yummy.
maybe she's a regular at subway. heres what you do, you go there exactly a week from when you took that and see if she's there again and get the rest of her. she sounds hot. :drool:

[Keith Moon]

- danny already stalks enough girls as it is...he can't afford to stalk another. :cheeky: :greenwink

[Pudie]

this girl I work with has the best ass I've ever seen.



EVER!

[EtchedInCold]

get a camera phone on that.
or just a camera.
anything.
you have to share.
especailly if its the best ever.

[jazz]

don't hold back now, puds.

[greg]

i'm waiting for the thread entitled "my first cellphone upskirt shot" :up:

[EtchedInCold]

I see great ones all the time in Farmer Jack... i tell you, a grocery store ain't all that bad to work at, sometimes the scenery's very nice...

[jazz]

i'm waiting for the thread entitled "my first cellphone upskirt shot" :up:

<--- must devise plan.

[EtchedInCold]

a friend of mine actually got a girl in school to flash him and got it on a camera phone...
don't know what happened to the pic, though.

[Pudie]

I have no camera phone *sigh*

[EtchedInCold]

I have no camera phone *sigh*
ditto.

[Keith Moon]

I have no camera phone *sigh*


- Just take the picture with a normal camera and just run dammit! Run as fast as you can!!

[jims]

this was taken at a subway earlier today...unfortunately, the pic doesn't do her ass justice, but then again it's zoomed in 2X.

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/subway.jpg

shame shame shame :greenwink

[KenKill75]

Dont be jealous Lit :wink:

[jazz]

- Just take the picture with a normal camera and just run dammit! Run as fast as you can!!

...and show up the next day to work like nothing happened.

[jims]

i got called Lit :capt:

can i get in contact with her mr jazz....id like to fall for a female who lives 237284742 miles from me :biggrin:

[Pudie]

hhaha maybe at the next company party or something. Or if I have a fat guy to hide behind like Danny did.

[jazz]

i got called Lit :capt:

can i get in contact with her mr jazz....id like to fall for a female who lives 237284742 miles from me :biggrin:

i'm not putting you through that. no way.

[jims]

i'm not putting you through that. no way.

:inlove:

[Tzarina]

:shame: So sexist... :ontome:



:bow: <--- that's pretty cool though... :rolling:

[KenKill75]

:shame: So sexist... :ontome:



:bow: <--- that's pretty cool though... :rolling:


Dont worry, when I get a camera phone i'll take a picture of my ass for you :wink:

[jims]

the evil ones!!

[jazz]

:shame: So sexist... :ontome:



:bow: <--- that's pretty cool though... :rolling:
was it you that posted it? i got it from one of the threads...

[Trizzak]

awww danny's first cell phone ass shot. He's growing up so fast...

...into a fucking perv.


I'm just kidding. She'll never know, which in someway makes it all okay.

[The Judas Cow]

For some reason my brother and his friends do the same thing, but with mullets.

[kris46and2]

I'd tap it

[Keith Moon]

For some reason my brother and his friends do the same thing, but with mullets.


- That makes it all the better...

[EtchedInCold]

- Just take the picture with a normal camera and just run dammit! Run as fast as you can!!
you can't really run very far at work though

[Keith Moon]

you can't really run very far at work though


- That's true... :mad:

[EtchedInCold]

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/subway.jpgI'd tap it
i think we all would.

[Tzarina]

was it you that posted it? i got it from one of the threads...
no, I would so NEVER know how to do something like that... :bow:

[EvAn]

That's a pretty good shot there man....and the ass is pretty sweet too

[spinnin'dervish]

:eek2: For some reason my brother and his friends do the same thing, but with mullets.
:eek2:

[paygee]

:shame: So sexist... :ontome:



:bow: <--- that's pretty cool though... :rolling:
so..are you offended or not?

[The Judas Cow]

:eek2:
:eek2:
Yeah, they're mildly retarded.

[jazz]

got another one today: :sly:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/subway01.jpg

this time, i was directly 'behind' her. :nod:

[EtchedInCold]

again, at Subway :up:

[jazz]

yes siree. :nod:

[EtchedInCold]

and you're getting more ballsy with it.

you're a serial ass-photo-er.

[Keith Moon]

and you're getting more ballsy with it.

you're a serial ass-photo-er.


- :lmao: Danny, your next photo/challenge should have both a girls ass and your face in the same picture.

[KenKill75]

- :lmao: Danny, your next photo/challenge should have both a girls ass and your face in the same picture.


LOL...yes, that would indeed be impressive :pepper:

[The Judas Cow]

Do it.

[greg]

or, her ass, your face, and a sign with encircling.us on it

[jazz]

lol! if there was any chance that the subway i go to was completely empty that day and there just so happens to be a hot chick in front of me, then yes, i'll do it.

:lol:

[Heath]

I liked the first one more than the second. Maybe the baggy pants don't do her justice.

[KenKill75]

I liked the first one more than the second. Maybe the baggy pants don't do her justice.


Take what you can get :wink:

[Heath]

Beggers can't be choosers right?

[KenKill75]

Beggers can't be choosers right?


I have taught you well :bang:

[The Judas Cow]

They can, they just have to beg more.

[KenKill75]

They can, they just have to beg more.


True...but im not much into begging, so I just settle for less :rolling:

[jazz]

I liked the first one more than the second. Maybe the baggy pants don't do her justice.

yep, she couldn't hold a match to the first girl, but hey, better than no ass, right?

[The Judas Cow]

True...but im not much into begging, so I just settle for less :rolling:
That is why I drink :wink:

That way, less looks like more.

[KenKill75]

That is why I drink :wink:

That way, less looks like more.


We're the kind of guys who can find the silver lining. The glass is half full! :shades:

[jazz]

beer goggles pwn...














































...you in the morning.

:ontome:

[KenKill75]

I wear Hormone Goggles :what:

[The Judas Cow]

We're the kind of guys who can find the silver lining.

But never our keys the next morning :loon:

[Heath]

The more you drink, the prettier they get. :cheers:

[KenKill75]

Who are we to deny a female of cock?

[The Judas Cow]

:shrug:

[Heath]

We are not in that position. Our only function is to supply.

[jazz]

every girl needs deep dicking.

some just don't know it yet. :shrug:

[Heath]

What can ya do man, what can ya do.

[Capt]

what a great thread

[Heath]

You should try and go for some clevage shots sometime too. That would be impressive.

[KenKill75]

You should try and go for some clevage shots sometime too. That would be impressive.


Thats risky business...im not sure if he's stealthy enough for that just yet.

[greg]

shit, danny, aren't you right near south beach? just take your phone there. tits and ass galore.

[Heath]

He'll need more practice, but eventually maybe we'll even get some upskirt action?

[DeadOhioSky]

im still waiting for this thread to fill up w/ ass shots...

we all need to get involved

[jazz]

^ listen to the man.

[KenKill75]

Im trying to get a camera phone but the scumbags at T-Mobile are trying to rape me in the ass and im not having any of that.

[KenKill75]

Holy fucking crap. Its worth buying a camera phone just for the chick that walked by my desk just now. I feel terrible that I cant share that moment with you guys.

[kris46and2]

i have a camera phone, but i dont have the lead to get it on to my computer.

[EtchedInCold]

Thats risky business...im not sure if he's stealthy enough for that just yet.
maybe if he can fold his shirt ninja style, (http://www.encircling.us/forums/showthread.php?t=626) he could do that...

[kris46and2]

i in work now and the most obvious she-male just walked in, i wanna share that too.

[KenKill75]

i in work now and the most obvious she-male just walked in, i wanna share that too.


Where the hell do you work that there are she-males? Remind me to not get a job there. :eek2:

[EtchedInCold]

there were so many hot chicks in Farmer Jack Super Bowl Sunday... i wanted a camera phone so bad

[ElleJae]

A couple of dumbasses took a picture of me while I was driving home to Indiana once. I passed them and then slowed down because I thought there was a cop ahead of me, so they pass me and I see the guy in the front passenger's seat put a phone up the window tilted back to point at me. I was so fucking pissed.

So I figure out that it's not a cop ahead of me, so I speed up again and start to pass them. I look over and the phone goes up again and the driver gives me this "hey, baby" smile. I flipped them off and floored it.

[The Judas Cow]

That is what you get for being attractive in public.

[ElleJae]

Hush, you.

[The Judas Cow]

Only if you show us a "cell phone ass shot"

[ElleJae]

Don't have one. So there.

[The Judas Cow]

An ass or a cell phone?

[ElleJae]

Uh, both.

[The Judas Cow]

Prove it

[ElleJae]

I must kindly refuse.

[The Judas Cow]

Tease

[ElleJae]

You've gotta stop that.

[The Judas Cow]

I can't stop, I'm addicted to the shin dig.

[ElleJae]

Well, shit, I finally recognized what that was from...

[The Judas Cow]

:nod: Go Peppers :pepper: :guitarist

[Trizzak]

"Music, the great communicator"

I like that lyric. It's so true.

[The Judas Cow]

"use two sticks to make it in the nature"

That whole song is great.

So true, and so uplifiting too.

[Pun'KinG']

ALLOW THE TIDE OF HUMAN DECENCY AND MORALS TO EBB.

BRING ON THE FLOOD OF PERVERSION!!

http://www.phank.com/archive/images/quotes2003/cow.jpg
http://www.californiarancher.com/gather_gallery/images/jspspecial.jpg

http://www.aracnet.com/~ldv/froglick.jpg

[KenKill75]

Thats some quality recon work there Pun

[jazz]

there we go.

applauds

[KenKill75]

I love those squatting, crack shots. Very good work indeed.

[Pun'KinG']

Why, thank you. Thank you very much.

*takes bow and hits head on ironing board*

[Keith Moon]

- ::at Pun King:: :cheers: :up: :up:

[Pun'KinG']

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dxpfounder/IMG_1777R.jpg

I snapped this last summer while at a Texas Rangers game with my new camera. I was with my girlfriend of course, but that still didn't inhibit me. I'm such a jerk.

(I'm aware that because of the increase in quality, this pic lacks the "recon" look of the others in this thread, but maybe I can shrink them and add some noise. :hmm:

[Keith Moon]

- I'm getting the red X error... :frown:

[Pun'KinG']

:shrug: (???)

That's strange. I used the same host as the last pics too. Hmm.
Maybe my broadcasts are being censored by PAP (People Against Perversion) If no one can see it then I'll have to either omit them or attempt to upload them again and see what happens.

[KenKill75]

Upload them again please.

[Pun'KinG']

:up: Check. Locked and Re-Uploaded. :dual:

[Trizzak]

That is a fine ass.

[KenKill75]

Holy fucking crap. NICE SHOTS :eek2:

[Keith Moon]

- :hitit2:

[Heath]

Wow, that girl is amazing.

[spinnin'dervish]

pap

posing ass people......

[The Judas Cow]

This doesn't strike anyone else as kinda sad?

[Trizzak]

This doesn't strike anyone else as kinda sad?
Oh it's quite sad.

But also, that's a fine ass.

[Pun'KinG']

Sad and disgraceful indeed. Someone needs therapy.

You people make me sick!

[The Judas Cow]

Oh it's quite sad.

But also, that's a fine ass.
I've seen finer, yours for instance.

[Trizzak]

I've seen finer, yours for instance.
well thank you. Those butt implants you bought me sure did the trick!

[Pun'KinG']

well thank you. Those butt implants you bought me sure did the trick!

My favorite part is when they jump through the hoop.

[jazz]

i got two new ones from a few days ago that i hadn't shared because of all that has happened...the quality sucks ass because i was taking it with the mrs. like right there.

i tried. :shrug:


http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/postoffice.jpg

^ taken at a low-lit post office. :dammit:


http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/oliveg.jpg

^ taken at an olive garden.

[EtchedInCold]

:bow:

back in the game.

[Ryan]

i must admit i've been holding out on you all, as well


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/ass.jpg

[jazz]

:stan: !

:lmao:

[Tzarina]

i must admit i've been holding out on you all, as well


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/ass.jpg
:roflmao: that your kind of ass ryan?

:bsecks:

[Ryan]

i could post yours.. :brows:

[Tzarina]

:spunk:

[Ryan]

:yay:

[Tzarina]

:sigh:



:faint:

[Ryan]

horny again?

[Tzarina]

:hide:

[Ryan]

:hide: :jerk2:

[Tzarina]

:spunk2:

[Ryan]

:shame: who makes these things..

[Heath]

I love this thread.

[Tzarina]

:shame: who makes these things..
:muah:



:hump3:


:uhhh: my new cell phone has a camera, does that mean i gotta take bum shots as well?

[Ryan]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryan]

(your own ass, of course)

[Heath]

Yes, you definitely have to take them if you phone has a camera.

[Tzarina]

but i wanna take a picture of YOUR ass :bite:

[Ryan]

my ass isnt firm and fuckable

[Heath]

I will take a picture of my ass when I get a camera.

[Tzarina]

:hmmm:



:ontome:

[Ryan]

anal sex

[Tzarina]

:hmmm:



:ontome:

:ass:

[Ryan]

:ass:

:hump3:

[Tzarina]

:cunni:

[jazz]

damn, this girl has the perfect bee-hind. it's shame that someone had to fuck it up for me by coming into the sub shop (thus the blurriness). :shame:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/lindas.jpg

[paygee]

that hurts my eyes

:rob:

[jazz]

mine's too. but not for the same reasons.

:crying2:

[paygee]

:ha:

[jazz]

taking that picture took some serious balls. there was that chick who could've turned around at any time, three people working behind the counter, three guys eating in front of me with their backs turned to me, and anyone else who decided to come in.

[paygee]

yea but can anyone really tell youre taking a picture?

[jazz]

well, i'm aiming the camera at her direction. remember, i'm supposed to be sitting parallel to the counter. all the tables are arranged that way. :shrug:

[paygee]

well ya know my cell phone, sometimes i have to hold it all crazy to get reception..:shrug:

[greg]

nice pooper :up:

[paygee]

also you could have said you were taking a pic of the menu for a friend :ha:

[jazz]

also you could have said you were taking a pic of the menu for a friend :ha:
suuuuuuuuuure i was. :wink:

[paygee]

thats what i would have said, were i known to go around town taking pictures of random asses

[Pun'KinG']

yea but can anyone really tell youre taking a picture?
:shrug:

http://www.simpson.edu/~tinder/062001Lucas/dave1.jpeg

"Now hold still my little Subway darling. Hold very still."

[paygee]

:paygee:

[jazz]

"Now hold still my little Subway darling. Hold very still."
:lmao:

[EtchedInCold]

i can imagine how nice that one was, i can get the idea of it, jazz... i think i'm just gonna roam with my digital camera, and the flash off, to help lighten your load

[paygee]

i can imagine how nice that one was, i can get the idea of it, jazz... i think i'm just gonna roam with my digital camera, and the flash off, to help lighten your load
yea that wont be obvious at all

[Heath]

It's a crying shame that the picture got blurred.

[EtchedInCold]

yea that wont be obvious at all
i'm not gunning for stealth here...

[EtchedInCold]

It's a crying shame that the picture got blurred.
it really is...

[jazz]

lighten your load

i'm gonna do that in a few... :brows:

[garcia95]

hahaha, the friend that got the picture of the flash was me. it was a nice rack, but it wasnt my phone. i assume he deleted it. and i must say, judging by that ass, it looks fantastic. if the rest of her is remotly close to that ass, she would get a high score with me.

[jazz]

It's a crying shame that the picture got blurred.

believe me, she was outrageous. i don't set aside my hamburger sub for just any piece of ass.

[Tzarina]

how do you got pictures from a cell phone to a computer?

[Godless]

If I had a cell phone I'd know.....I feel like a fuckin' Amish person without one...and I still don't want one.

[phi]

how do you got pictures from a cell phone to a computer?

Via USB ports :) Though I'm not sure if there are other means..

[Trizzak]

i can imagine how nice that one was, i can get the idea of it, jazz... i think i'm just gonna roam with my digital camera, and the flash off, to help lighten your load
i'm gonna do that in a few... :brows:
I saw that one... "coming".

hahahahahahahahahaha........no?..........horrible joke?...yeah you're right. My bad.

[Tzarina]

Via USB ports :) Though I'm not sure if there are other means..
ah, so you have to have a special cord?

[KenKill75]

I would imagine they provide you with the USB cable, no?

[Tzarina]

no they don't, and regular ones don't fit :shrug: then again, i wouldn't even know how to insert it, I was thinking maybe you have to wirelessly do it somehow, or send yourself an email from the phone or something, cause I'm not even seeing where a cable for that could attach to the camera...:uhh:

[KenKill75]

You have a camera phone, Lisha?

[Tzarina]

You have a camera phone, Lisha?
yes, I do :smile:

[KenKill75]

Did you consult your user manual?

[Tzarina]

not yet no :lmao: I'm too busy trying to figure out all the other shit on the phone... :biggrin:

[EtchedInCold]

the manual might be a good approach...

[paygee]

no they don't, and regular ones don't fit :shrug: then again, i wouldn't even know how to insert it, I was thinking maybe you have to wirelessly do it somehow, or send yourself an email from the phone or something, cause I'm not even seeing where a cable for that could attach to the camera...:uhh:
the end that fits into the camera would be very small.

[Pun'KinG']

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/5795.jpg

Not my pic. Nor is it Jazz0r's. (This one's in focus. :shh:)


:lol:

[paygee]

um..they must be experiencing the wedgy of a fucking lifetime

[Godless]

um..they must be experiencing the wedgy of a fucking lifetimeseriously. I don't find it sexy if it looks that fuckin' uncomfortable

[paygee]

who needs condoms with pants like those around?

[Trizzak]

Hot damn! If I saw those two on the street, I probably wouldn't be able to stop myself from grabbing a butt.

I would gladly go to jail in exchange for a handful of that ass, I'm sorry to say.

[Ryan]

those asses dont deliver

[Godless]

skid marks

[paygee]

i bet they have the stinkiest asses on the planet...

rubber pants = stinky asses

[Heath]

Those pants just ruin it.

[Ryan]

http://www.tab.org.uk/fresh/images/tomato-for-web.jpg

[Godless]

i bet they have the stinkiest asses on the planet...

rubber pants = stinky assesI wouldn't want between their legs, that's for sure

[Godless]

http://www.tab.org.uk/fresh/images/tomato-for-web.jpgfuckin' tomato

[paygee]

I wouldn't want between their legs, that's for sure
its probably burning down there, and not from the pants if you know what i mean...

[Trizzak]

Those pants just ruin it.
The pants are barely there, how could they ruin it?

[Ryan]

fuckin' tomatoe

yeah

better off without them tearing our will down

[Ryan]

The pants are barely there, how could they ruin it?

shut it, perv

[paygee]

tomato*

[Godless]

tomato*you're right.....but I typed tomotoe at first....and tomatoe seemed genius in comparison

[Heath]

The pants are barely there, how could they ruin it?

Just look at them. I can only imagine the filth under ther.e

[Trizzak]

shut it, perv
go back to your goatse pics sicko

you fuck cows in retrospect.

[Ryan]

go back to your goatse pics sicko

you fuck cows in retrospect.


eat shit, eh

[paygee]

you're right.....but I typed tomotoe at first....and tomatoe seemed genius in comparison
:ha:

[paygee]

Just look at them. I can only imagine the filth under ther.e
how about YOU imagine whats under there, in privacy and not in this thread. k thanks

[Ryan]

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/subway.jpg


:up:

[Trizzak]

eat shit, eh
This image has been brought to you from Ryan's wet dream...

http://www.extension.umn.edu/yardandgarden/YGLNews/images/sheep.jpg

[Ryan]

This image has been brought to you from Ryan's wet dream...

http://www.extension.umn.edu/yardandgarden/YGLNews/images/sheep.jpg



not cool

[paygee]

thats it, this thread is ruined...

[Trizzak]

not cool
k :frown:

[paygee]

jokes...

[Godless]

"bahhhhh, stick it in, ryan....stick. it. in."

[Ryan]

"bahhhhh, stick it in, ryan....stick. it. in."


ahhhhh fuck it! why not!


http://www.halloween-pics.com/items/419.jpg

[Godless]

:lmao: :lmao:

ahahahahaha

[paygee]

ahhhhh fuck it! why not!


http://www.halloween-pics.com/items/419.jpg
that was a fun halloween party wasnt it?

i...dont remember you looking so asian tho..

[Ryan]

that was a fun halloween party wasnt it?

:shh:

[Trizzak]

that was a fun halloween party wasnt it?
I'm guessing that was Judas on the cross?

[Pun'KinG']

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/7752.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/6695.jpg

[paygee]

I'm guessing that was Judas on the cross?
:lmao:

yes, yes it was

[paygee]

pssst rusty...porn thread..those arent cell phone ASS * shots

[Pun'KinG']

pssst rusty...porn thread..those arent cell phone shots

But pictures of cell phones aren't as interesting... :noid:

[Ryan]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/6695.jpg


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[jazz]

i have been to that wicked weasel site many a time. thanks for reminding me. :drool:

[Tzarina]

the end that fits into the camera would be very small.
yea, i found the port on the phone...:tard:

and I'm thinking that one of the camera transfer cords i already have may just fit... and well the thread is "cell phone ass shots" so i'm thinking i need to find some nice man bum to even this thread out a bit :nod:

[EtchedInCold]

fuck that. no such thing.

[Tzarina]

fuck that. no such thing.
fair is fair :shrug: but i bet being female i can get more bum shots than you pervs... of both male and female... :up: We'll see soon... if i ever go someplace where there are actually people :uhh:

oh yea rob, you should take a pic of your own bum and post it for us :biggrin:

[EtchedInCold]

or not.
do you really want to see my jeans?

[Trizzak]

pssst rusty...porn thread..those arent cell phone ASS * shots
it's not porn either.

[paygee]

:ohnoes:

[Pun'KinG']

I took these last night at the
Texas Motor Speedway.
I was there to watch the
BOMBARDIER LEARJET 500 Indy Car race.


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2304.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2305.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2315.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2316.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2309.jpg
My girlfriend is like, "Are you taking a picture of that girl?"
And I said, "Yeah."
And she replied. "Yeah. She's GREAT :sarcasm:."

Oh well. She actually isn't really that hot, but I couldn't resist NOT taking a picture of that. There's just something about those pants that makes my perverted mind do back flips on a hamster wheel. Hmmmm... :uhhh:

[Heath]

FUCKING RIGHT!

[Trizzak]

She absolutely oozes "skank"


So bless you Pun King. Bless your little heart.

[Ryan]

I took these last night at the
Texas Motor Speedway.
I was there to watch the
BOMBARDIER LEARJET 500 Indy Car race.


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2304.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2305.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2315.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2316.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2309.jpg
My girlfriend is like, "Are you taking a picture of that girl?"
And I said, "Yeah."
And she replied. "Yeah. She's GREAT :sarcasm:."

Oh well. She actually isn't really that hot, but I couldn't resist NOT taking a picture of that. There's just something about those pants that makes my perverted mind do back flips on a hamster wheel. Hmmmm... :uhhh:


:clap: :clap2: :beer: :cheers: :cheers2: :ryan: :ryan2: :punking: :hump2: :hump3:

:drool:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:puke:

[Ryan]

:jerk2:

[Heath]

Bless you Pun King, bless you.

[Ryan]

:nod: