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jazz
October 3rd, 2005, 07:11 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0614_1.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0619_1.jpg
What? Jess was right...
there we go...

EtchedInCold
October 3rd, 2005, 07:13 PM
that last one was a fucking sniper shot behind the back, so fucking ninja it's incredible.

jazz
October 3rd, 2005, 07:14 PM
i had this chick lined up, but i felt someone looking over my shoulder, so i cancelled.

:ninja2:

EtchedInCold
October 3rd, 2005, 07:18 PM
i still have to develop that thing you guys call a "con-shins"
or something like that.

jazz
October 3rd, 2005, 07:26 PM
i had this chick lined up, but i felt someone looking over my shoulder, so i cancelled.

:ninja2:
i've had to do that several times. so many missed opportunities. :sigh:

Bruce
October 3rd, 2005, 07:33 PM
Same girls Rob got.

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/blueandred.jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/parkinglot3.jpg

EtchedInCold
October 3rd, 2005, 07:37 PM
you win.

Capt
October 3rd, 2005, 08:49 PM
Same girls Rob got.

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/blueandred.jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/parkinglot3.jpg
nice... where's the 3rd angle?

EtchedInCold
October 3rd, 2005, 08:53 PM
in my head.

and it's the best angle there is.

Joga
October 3rd, 2005, 09:15 PM
Good...I was afraid I was going to end up in this thread... That's funny that you guys took a picture of that girl at Radnor Lake.

EtchedInCold
October 3rd, 2005, 09:20 PM
what's even funnier is you didn't even notice when it happened.

we're so fucking ninja, it's not even funny.

jazz
October 3rd, 2005, 09:22 PM
Same girls Rob got.



http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/parkinglot3.jpg
the one on the left seems to know what's going on. :twitch:

EtchedInCold
October 3rd, 2005, 09:24 PM
she hadn't a clue.

jazz
October 3rd, 2005, 09:25 PM
*seems

Capt
October 3rd, 2005, 09:25 PM
the one in the middle is pointing at something, probably some other perverts trying to take her picture

jazz
October 3rd, 2005, 09:33 PM
the one in the middle is pointing at something, probably some other perverts trying to take her picture
or probably summoning a way out. :eek3:

Bruce
October 3rd, 2005, 10:12 PM
That's funny that you guys took a picture of that girl at Radnor Lake.


It was her fault for being so fucking cute. It was the best part of the whole water snake conspiracy.

Joga
October 3rd, 2005, 10:43 PM
:sigh: I'm jealous.

Bruce
October 3rd, 2005, 10:52 PM
:hug2:

I was thinking about you the whole time I was looking at her.

:cuddle:

Joga
October 3rd, 2005, 11:14 PM
Lies! I saw you checking out Ken's ass the entire trip.

deloresdelrio
October 4th, 2005, 01:49 AM
you people are sick

it's very hot

Bruce
October 4th, 2005, 08:32 AM
:shh:

EtchedInCold
October 4th, 2005, 10:30 AM
you people are sick

it's very hot
you're hot.

and it's making me sick.

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 08:23 AM
psst, ken, jazz...

KenKill75
October 6th, 2005, 08:26 AM
:lurk:

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 08:27 AM
:lurk:

this girl i met in line at nin who is coming to see me... she... she showed me her ass this afternoon.

*edit*


i couldn't be happier. :crying2:

KenKill75
October 6th, 2005, 08:28 AM
:hyper: I was hoping it would be bare

Ellen Degenerate
October 6th, 2005, 08:28 AM
psst, ken, jazz...
and no jas? :crying3:

:sarcasm:

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 08:29 AM
:hyper: I was hoping it would be bare

lol, she sent me a .mov recording of it bare. :hyper:

KenKill75
October 6th, 2005, 08:31 AM
:hitit6: :wired:

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 08:31 AM
:yes: :monkey: :jerk2: :wired2:

:gregryan:

jazz
October 6th, 2005, 08:38 AM
nice. i'd hit it and i haven't even seen her face.

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 08:39 AM
now back to me hosting the anal piercings.

jazz
October 6th, 2005, 08:42 AM
:yes:

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 08:42 AM
:lmao:

we're :krazy:

EtchedInCold
October 6th, 2005, 11:12 AM
what the fuck, Ryan? Why post something and then take it down?

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 11:13 AM
cause i'm a little aussie bitch and it was a ken + jazz exclusive. :quote:

EtchedInCold
October 6th, 2005, 11:18 AM
:quote:PMs:quote:

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 11:20 AM
:quote:stfu:quote:

EtchedInCold
October 6th, 2005, 11:29 AM
:quote:http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Die.gif:quote:

jazz
October 6th, 2005, 11:58 AM
:quote: :lol: :quote:

EtchedInCold
October 6th, 2005, 12:39 PM
:quote: upload that? :quote:

:quote:jazz (http://www.encircling.us/forums/member.php?u=1) 108:quote:
:quote:Ryan (http://www.encircling.us/forums/member.php?u=27) 77:quote:
:quote:Rob83 (http://www.encircling.us/forums/member.php?u=54) 51:quote:

jazz
October 6th, 2005, 12:41 PM
i didn't save it. :shrug: i saw it, masturbated here in my cube, and moved on. :what:

EtchedInCold
October 6th, 2005, 12:44 PM
no, i meant my smiley.

jazz
October 6th, 2005, 12:46 PM
:insecure:

oh. well...when i get home.

:insecure:

EtchedInCold
October 6th, 2005, 12:47 PM
But I want it NOW, Danny, I want it NOW!

jazz
October 6th, 2005, 12:48 PM
the smilie shooting the two pistols?

deloresdelrio
October 6th, 2005, 12:50 PM
i didn't save it. :shrug: i saw it, masturbated here in my cube, and moved on. :what:
did you get pics of that?

i'm just wondering if now is the right time to ask...

Bruce
October 6th, 2005, 01:07 PM
I did.

Remote access rocks.

New wallpaper.

deloresdelrio
October 6th, 2005, 01:09 PM
you should send it to me

:insecure:

Bruce
October 6th, 2005, 01:19 PM
:nod:

jazz
October 6th, 2005, 02:44 PM
hey! :eric:

deloresdelrio
October 6th, 2005, 03:07 PM
oh, give it up, you dirty bitch

post pics

jazz
October 6th, 2005, 03:08 PM
never! :argh:

deloresdelrio
October 6th, 2005, 03:10 PM
you spelled "i would love to" wrong

greg
October 6th, 2005, 04:09 PM
:yes: :monkey: :jerk2: :wired2:

:gregryan:
:sarcasm:

put it back up, slut

Joga
October 6th, 2005, 04:13 PM
:sarcasm:

put it back up, slut

Don't you have a copy of the picture? It is your ass, after all, isn't it?

greg
October 6th, 2005, 04:18 PM
:insecure:

where'd you hear that?

Joga
October 6th, 2005, 04:22 PM
Ryan and I talk ALL the time. Don't worry. I saw the picture. You have nothing to be ashamed of. :cuddle:

greg
October 6th, 2005, 04:28 PM
:blush:

gawrsh

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 07:18 PM
:sarcasm:

put it back up, slut


lol (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/102_1927.jpg)

Bruce
October 6th, 2005, 08:37 PM
I like the 1997 calendar.

Ryan
October 6th, 2005, 08:50 PM
i like the ass.

paygee
October 7th, 2005, 12:24 AM
i like it in the ass.
ryan!

use a little restraint.. for the love of god.

Ryan
October 7th, 2005, 12:42 AM
ryan!

use a little restraint.. for the love of god.

can i give it to you in the ass instead? :quote:

paygee
October 7th, 2005, 12:48 AM
:umno:

Ryan
October 7th, 2005, 12:48 AM
k. :bye:

Keith Moon
October 7th, 2005, 02:07 AM
- :goatse:

Ryan
October 7th, 2005, 02:24 AM
- :tv: :snacks:

Keith Moon
October 7th, 2005, 02:30 AM
- :yes:...and I'm going to bed now so I'll :jazzryan:

Ryan
October 7th, 2005, 02:36 AM
:no:


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/jazzgreg.gif

EtchedInCold
October 7th, 2005, 10:23 AM
the smilie shooting the two pistols?
well, i was talking about the PLZ DIE one, but yes, I also want my dual pistol smiley, too.

Pun'KinG'
October 7th, 2005, 11:12 AM
Which one was it?

I found these two:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/g030.gifThat one's pretty stagnant. We need some motion, baby.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/a1062.gifThis one is not lively enough. Especially for a :quote:hyperactive:quote: Robber.

KenKill75
October 7th, 2005, 11:33 AM
Apricot juice calms him down...after the burning subsides :what:

EtchedInCold
October 7th, 2005, 11:52 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/2guns.gif

KenKill75
October 7th, 2005, 11:53 AM
:up: sweet

Pun'KinG'
October 7th, 2005, 12:15 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/2guns.gif

Unlike Ryan, your right gun is shooting blanks.

EtchedInCold
October 7th, 2005, 12:19 PM
yeah, i've noticed.

Pun'KinG'
October 7th, 2005, 12:21 PM
yeah, i've noticed.

You're pretty perceptive for a dead fella. :hattip: Congrats.

EtchedInCold
October 7th, 2005, 12:33 PM
ever see a dead guy fix a smiley?
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Rob2guns.gif

EtchedInCold
October 7th, 2005, 12:40 PM
Say hello to my little friend, and his little friend, and his little friend.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/98f510d4.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/0d26d29f.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/a6c3d812.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/342cd182.gif
Run, motherfuckers, run.

KenKill75
October 7th, 2005, 12:41 PM
:thud:

EtchedInCold
October 7th, 2005, 12:46 PM
ever see a dead guy fix a smiley?
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Rob2guns.gif


Bt seriously, I fixed an animation! I'm so proud.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Rob2guns.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Rob2guns.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Rob2guns.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Rob2guns.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Rob2guns.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Rob2guns.gif

KenKill75
October 7th, 2005, 12:47 PM
Make me a DDFF smiley :eek2:

jazz
October 7th, 2005, 12:49 PM
Make me a DDFF smiley :eek2:
:eric:

KenKill75
October 7th, 2005, 12:51 PM
I would never wear a hat like that

EtchedInCold
October 7th, 2005, 12:51 PM
:eric:
there you go.

KenKill75
October 7th, 2005, 12:52 PM
:insecure: I just remembered that dreadful pic of the fat guy with my head pasted on...or maybe it wasnt pasted :woo:

Pun'KinG'
October 7th, 2005, 12:52 PM
http://www.indelibleinc.com/kubrick/films/strangelove/images/cockpit.jpg
"Rob's victims look like ants from up here.""Those are ants. We haven't left the ground yet."

greg
October 7th, 2005, 06:30 PM
lol (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/102_1927.jpg)

lmao (http://photobucket.com/tags/?error=404)

:sarcasm:

mjk870621345
October 16th, 2005, 01:46 AM
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5823/pic000016qr.jpg

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2964/pic000022pg.jpg

Keith Moon
October 16th, 2005, 08:51 PM
- Oooooh, latinas...muy bien.

Pun'KinG'
October 17th, 2005, 02:48 PM
Latinas are cum-diddly scrumptious. :yummy:

KenKill75
October 17th, 2005, 02:49 PM
Im a Latina :muah:

Pun'KinG'
October 17th, 2005, 03:04 PM
:hungry: I'll take firsts and seconds please...

That is if james left anything. :frown:

mjk870621345
October 21st, 2005, 08:33 PM
:bump:

the quality is shit, but there you go...


http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/651/drool6cv.jpg

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/5625/imagen01144aa.jpg

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/7576/imagen01259fl.jpg

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/4418/imagen01332ht.jpg

Ryan
October 21st, 2005, 08:58 PM
#2 :clap2:

mjk870621345
October 21st, 2005, 09:01 PM
:cuddle:

Ryan
October 21st, 2005, 09:06 PM
:brows:

mjk870621345
October 21st, 2005, 09:17 PM
:wired:

i got what i wanted...to be in your sig :blush:

Ryan
October 21st, 2005, 09:25 PM
:wired2:

Pun'KinG'
October 21st, 2005, 09:45 PM
:bump:

the quality is shit, but there you go...
http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/5625/imagen01144aa.jpg

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/7576/imagen01259fl.jpg


:shocked:

:smile:

:hmm: I've really got to get on the ball. There's a lot of nice ass around here; especially at work. And where's my camera?


In the display counter at the store... :nanner9:

KenKill75
October 21st, 2005, 10:04 PM
You actually work? :faint:

Godless
October 21st, 2005, 10:06 PM
You know...I DO like asses. I've tried to get ass shots while I was at work...but they got away. :sad:

KenKill75
October 21st, 2005, 10:07 PM
Rookie

Godless
October 21st, 2005, 10:08 PM
Rookie
<<young grasshoppa

Pun'KinG'
October 21st, 2005, 10:14 PM
You actually work? :faint:

:erm:


:shh: If Ryan hears about this he'll evict me from his spa...
That was one of the few prerequisites that I had to meet to live there...
Well that and knowing how to efficiently operate an official factory sealed, five button, reversible jack hammer didjeridoo.

Modus Ponens
October 28th, 2005, 10:59 AM
Unfortunately I didn't realize you could zoom in with this damn phone till AFTER the game. She was pretty hot for a Niners fan.

http://home.comcast.net/~modusponens/images/102305_14371.JPG
http://home.comcast.net/~modusponens/images/102305_1437a1.JPG

Bruce
October 28th, 2005, 11:02 AM
49ers fan? Poor, poor girl. I can fix that.

Pun'KinG'
October 28th, 2005, 11:02 AM
She's cute. I like her hat....


"It'd look even better on my floor in the morning." :yummy:

KenKill75
October 28th, 2005, 11:03 AM
She doesnt want you :gtfo:

Pun'KinG'
October 28th, 2005, 11:14 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/tehdrool.jpg

EtchedInCold
October 28th, 2005, 11:15 AM
A) you took that?
B) with a cell phone?


YOU
ARE
MY
GOD

jazz
October 28th, 2005, 11:15 AM
:hump2:

Bruce
October 28th, 2005, 11:18 AM
That bathing suit looks oddly familiar. :uhh:

I don't think I like her though. She's looks repulsive. I wouldn't let her lick the pre-cum off my self- induced erction. :shame:


Nasty bitch.














































:nelson:

jazz
October 28th, 2005, 11:20 AM
i know it's airbrushed to hell, but i loves me some alba...

http://zeus.polsl.gliwice.pl/~tapetyyy/kobiety/1024-768/Jessica_Alba.jpg

EtchedInCold
October 28th, 2005, 11:23 AM
This has been touched up, too, jazz, but i think you'll like it.

Sandy Krotch (http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/jazzry2.gif)

jazz
October 28th, 2005, 11:23 AM
This has been touched up, too, jazz, but i think you'll like it.

Sandy Krotch (http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/jazzry2.gif)
i love you. :yay:

Bruce
October 28th, 2005, 11:24 AM
i know it's airbrushed to hell, but i loves me some alba...

http://zeus.polsl.gliwice.pl/~tapetyyy/kobiety/1024-768/Jessica_Alba.jpg


That much ruins it.

Pun'KinG'
October 28th, 2005, 11:24 AM
A) you took that?
B) with a cell phone?


YOU
ARE
MY
GOD

Yeah, you can tell by how grainy and out of focus it is. :shame:

What a piece of shit phone. But at least I get roll-over minutes. :jig2:

jazz
October 28th, 2005, 11:27 AM
That much ruins it.
:boo:

EtchedInCold
October 28th, 2005, 11:27 AM
i love you. :yay:
but not in a http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/jazzry2.gif kind of way, right?

Bruce
October 28th, 2005, 11:27 AM
Yeah, you can tell by how grainy and out of focus it is. :shame:

What a piece of shit phone. But at least I get roll-over minutes. :jig2:

My phones gots like 36 X Optical. Pfft

And Midi ringtones. Boo-YA!

jazz
October 28th, 2005, 11:28 AM
but not in a http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/jazzry2.gif kind of way, right?
not into the incest, man.

but in another lifetime, yes.

Modus Ponens
October 28th, 2005, 11:31 AM
not into the incest, man.

but in another lifetime, yes.

If you can't keep it in the pants.......keep it in the genes.

jazz
October 28th, 2005, 11:32 AM
If you can't keep it in the pants.......keep it in the genes. jots down

jazz
November 2nd, 2005, 06:22 PM
too bad i wasn't close enough to her. i had to zoom in 2X.

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice04.jpg

EtchedInCold
November 2nd, 2005, 08:29 PM
http://photobucket.com/albums/v233/sentinal1/
:bow:

jazz
November 2nd, 2005, 10:11 PM
http://photobucket.com/albums/v233/sentinal1/
:bow:
that's borderline stalker, bro. :twitch:

EtchedInCold
November 2nd, 2005, 11:24 PM
i know... but that's dedication.

jazz
November 3rd, 2005, 08:03 AM
i know... but that's dedication.
right-o. :pip:

Ryan
November 5th, 2005, 03:23 AM
why are his eyes black?

Bruce
November 5th, 2005, 10:43 AM
Cause he's English. And the English get beat up a lot here in America.

jazz
November 5th, 2005, 10:52 AM
why are his eyes black?
:shrug: it's disturbing, isn't it?

james
November 5th, 2005, 10:53 AM
http://photobucket.com/albums/v233/sentinal1/
:bow:

:what:

Pun'KinG'
November 5th, 2005, 01:54 PM
that's borderline stalker, bro. :twitch:

I'm glad I've never done that. :sly:


:ontome:

Ryan
November 5th, 2005, 05:49 PM
:shrug: it's disturbing, isn't it?

:yes: :pip:

Godless
November 5th, 2005, 07:38 PM
wtf is going on in here?

Ryan
November 5th, 2005, 07:43 PM
your uncle

Godless
November 5th, 2005, 08:04 PM
wow can I join?

Ryan
November 5th, 2005, 08:13 PM
:nono:

Godless
November 5th, 2005, 08:15 PM
you're as gay as you smell

Agent
November 5th, 2005, 10:46 PM
so where the ass shots

Bruce
November 5th, 2005, 10:47 PM
http://www.israellycool.com/ass%20donkey.jpg

Agent
November 5th, 2005, 10:48 PM
too black.

Godless
November 5th, 2005, 10:57 PM
ouch

Bruce
November 5th, 2005, 11:01 PM
too black.


Black as your heart, Baraba Streisand.


http://www.ninepointdesign.com/images/royals/mecha_streisand.jpg

Agent
November 5th, 2005, 11:02 PM
no pic.

jazz
November 13th, 2005, 12:11 PM
:yes: :pip:
didn't see this. thanks, ry.

:jazzry2:

Modus Ponens
November 21st, 2005, 02:02 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~troyoconnor/images/112005_1450.jpg

Bruce
November 21st, 2005, 02:04 PM
Is this your camera phone?


http://www.oaktreeent.com/web_photos/Telephones/US-West_Old-School_Cell_Phone_Vert_Tan_web.jpg

jazz
November 30th, 2005, 02:41 PM
took this one today at quiznos.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/encircli/quiznos.jpg

Agent
November 30th, 2005, 02:50 PM
quiznos got the bitches

jazz
November 30th, 2005, 02:59 PM
well, that's shitty. i didn't know photobucket automatically shrunk images for you. that picture is actually way bigger, i just can't access my server from here.

hope is on the way. :trizzles:

jazz
November 30th, 2005, 05:35 PM
here's the non-shrunken photo:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice06.jpg

Agent
November 30th, 2005, 06:35 PM
not bad.

jazz
November 30th, 2005, 06:36 PM
it was much better than that, but she was at a bad angle (and i had people in front of me :sarcasm:).

Pun'KinG'
December 2nd, 2005, 02:26 PM
it was much better than that, but she was at a bad angle (and i had peepers in front of me :sarcasm:).

:agape:

Mmm Mmm Toasty.

Ryan
December 4th, 2005, 01:22 AM
didn't see this. thanks, ry.

:jazzry2:


you need to stop using me for random sex acts like that

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 08:04 AM
took this one yesterday afternoon:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice07.jpg

Ryan
December 28th, 2005, 08:13 AM
:captslap: ( | )

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 08:14 AM
Looks nice. Black pants can tough subjects for definition though.

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 08:16 AM
Looks nice. Black pants can tough subjects for definition though.
i know, but her ass was practically begging to be photographed. i had to scratch that itch, nahwhati'msayin'?

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 10:29 AM
:nod:

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 10:30 AM
i would've taken a full body shot, but again, public places are tricky.

jazz
August 11th, 2006, 03:50 PM
i hadn't shot one of these in a while, but the subways i've been going to lately have all been packed.

the stupid bitch to the right turned her head right when i was shooting, thus the blurriness. :sarcasm:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/subway04.jpg

and good thing i didn't make another attempt as her boyfriend entered the subway, unbeknownst to me. :what:

Bruce
August 11th, 2006, 04:59 PM
Eat fresh. :nod:

Keith Moon
August 12th, 2006, 12:29 AM
:captslap: ( | )



- LORL!!!

Ryan
August 12th, 2006, 02:49 AM
LUL

bleuMadonna
August 12th, 2006, 04:15 AM
and good thing i didn't make another attempt as her boyfriend entered the subway, unbeknownst to me. :what:
Whew!

Trizzak
August 12th, 2006, 04:17 AM
and good thing i didn't make another attempt as her boyfriend entered the subway, unbeknownst to me. :what:
I'm sure that once you explained you were going to put the picture on a website for others to enjoy, he would have been very understanding.

jazz
August 12th, 2006, 05:57 PM
I'm sure that once you explained you were going to put the picture on a website for others to enjoy, he would have been very understanding.
he would've asked for the url and everything.

jazz
September 28th, 2006, 04:39 PM
there's a google spider looking at this thread now

perv lol

Bruce
September 28th, 2006, 04:41 PM
Spiders gotta masturbate too.

jazz
September 28th, 2006, 04:45 PM
just ask :kenkill:

:nsmyken:

Pun'KinG'
November 2nd, 2007, 01:02 PM
There were a couple of fine asses at the post office today. I wish I would have taken my camera with me. :plain:

I apologize for the disappointment. :wink:

Pun'KinG'
November 2nd, 2007, 02:32 PM
:erm:

Well, actually it also doesn't belong in this thread because I don't have a cell phone; let alone a cell phone capable of taking a picture. But I digest.
Boy that was a good http://stantonia.com/img/subway_logo.gif sandwich. http://cbox.ws/smilies/1/aghast.gif

paygee
November 2nd, 2007, 02:36 PM
even i have a cell phone with a camera, and ive only had one for a year


oh and subway, gross


ps, i said camera, you do have one of those

Pun'KinG'
November 2nd, 2007, 02:44 PM
even i have a cell phone with a camera, and ive only had one for a year

I used to have a phone. It was stolen. But it had no camera on it. It was basic and old. Basically old....basically. I figure it's about time to get another one. I suppose it would prove helpful on those times when the tread on my tire peels off on the turnpike at 11:00 at night. :up:


oh and subway, gross I knew you were going to say that. :wink: You're a Jason's Deli kinda girl.


ps, i said camera, you do have one of those

Yes, but I was just pointing out another reason why I shouldn't have even bothered to post in this thread. Semantics. But don't get me wrong. I only bash Jews after 5:00.

:secret: And it's always after 5:00...:sly:

jazz
November 2nd, 2007, 04:15 PM
There were a couple of fine asses at the post office today. I wish I would have taken my camera with me. :plain:

I apologize for the disappointment. :wink:
actually, i'm not attempting this again. i read an article about this :walmart: employee who took an ass shot and was arrested :gaynoes:

jazz
November 2nd, 2007, 04:17 PM
here, i found the article:

Wal-Mart employee charged with taking woman's picture with cell phone (http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/10/25/1025photog.html)

look at this guy :lol:

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/05/61/95/image_5995615.jpg

even al qaeda is taking ass shots :what:

dionysusolympus
November 2nd, 2007, 04:18 PM
http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_2581.jpg

jazz
November 2nd, 2007, 04:19 PM
know

B
November 2nd, 2007, 06:23 PM
lol i just got my first cellphone camera - it takes pretty good pictures for what it is. I'll try to get some nice ass shots :woot:

Pun'KinG'
November 4th, 2007, 09:51 AM
actually, i'm not attempting this again. i read an article about this :walmart: employee who took an ass shot and was arrested :gaynoes:

That's :bs:. If you're in charge of taking store inventory you can't possibly be asking herds of happy discount consumers to get out of your way from recording pivotal data. You have deadlines to meet; breaks to go on; and other tasks to perform. A few shots of people are bound to get in there. It's inevitable. :rolleyes2

This guys was a pervert and a retard. To the gallows with him. :pirate2: :suicide4:

He should have stuck to public places where his phone usage rights were currently protected under the laws that we have implemented. Or at least took a covert course in common sense media perversion.

Capt
November 4th, 2007, 04:07 PM
i got a cell phoen camera too now

i will return to this thread

Ryan
November 10th, 2007, 08:33 AM
I'd laugh if this thread made it on the news as some exemplar for the decline of our moral standards via technology. Putting your initial post in this thread, jazz, with your avatar, is enough to make any poor old lady in their rocking chair watching the 6 o'clock news have a heart attack.

bleuMadonna
November 10th, 2007, 01:43 PM
I suppose it would prove helpful on those times when the tread on my tire peels off on the turnpike at 11:00 at night. :up:




:nod: That was one of the main reasons I got a cell phone. I drive a lot at night...plus, I discovered it's a much cheaper long-distance option.

Pun'KinG'
November 11th, 2007, 10:37 AM
here, i found the article:

Wal-Mart employee charged with taking woman's picture with cell phone (http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/10/25/1025photog.html)

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/11/sodomy!.jpg

I'd laugh if this thread made it on the news as some exemplar for the decline of our moral standards via technology. Putting your initial post in this thread, jazz, with your avatar, is enough to make any poor old lady in their rocking chair watching the 6 o'clock news have a heart attack.

http://images.heaven666.org/images/fat-old-lady-sucks-young-strong-cock.jpg

Trizzak
November 11th, 2007, 10:03 PM
why does this thread keep getting bumped without new cell phone ass shots?

jazz man, you've been a stalwart presence for this thread. Deliver.

Keith Moon
November 12th, 2007, 01:31 AM
LTmF0_7T7Yw

Bruce
November 12th, 2007, 07:49 AM
:goatse:

Pun'KinG'
November 12th, 2007, 08:46 AM
http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/graphics/icon_smile_banana.gif

jazz
February 27th, 2008, 12:00 AM
http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.local6.com/spotlight/15406942/detail.html

"There is somebody who is videotaping women's rear-ends," UCF police Officer Jeannette Emert said.
:who:

Ryan
February 27th, 2008, 03:26 AM
http://images.heaven666.org/images/fat-old-lady-sucks-young-strong-cock.jpg



:what: :what: :what:

Bruce
May 7th, 2008, 11:19 AM
Grandma? :what:

... Scott
May 7th, 2008, 05:21 PM
...:lol:...

Pun'KinG'
May 7th, 2008, 11:07 PM
:neutral:

Ryan
July 19th, 2008, 08:41 AM
Needs moar asses.

... Scott
July 19th, 2008, 01:29 PM
I will try to oblige, but I have never taken yet as I am always to worried that the lady in question will spot me and call in a S.W.A.T. team !

... Scott
July 20th, 2008, 01:35 PM
Two for one at the Farnborough air show today, and it is my first ass shot ever !

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5293/dsc02871dc2.jpg


Note there are no very large boyfriends anywhere to be seen !

Ryan
July 20th, 2008, 08:58 PM
:clap2:

jazz
July 20th, 2008, 10:50 PM
not bad for a first try, scoop.

keep 'em coming

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_3587.jpg

sneakypete
July 20th, 2008, 11:13 PM
:loon:

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9496/320iq9.gif

Ryan
September 5th, 2008, 08:26 AM
I just found this one on my phone that I took the other day on the train, forgot I had it:

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3212/image061za6.jpg

KenKill75
September 5th, 2008, 08:28 AM
Someone needs to get a cell phone nude shot.

Ryan
September 5th, 2008, 08:42 AM
Strip. :pics:

Pun'KinG'
September 5th, 2008, 01:40 PM
Just so you know...there will be a roaming charge. :what:

jazz
September 22nd, 2008, 12:00 AM
careful out there, guys (http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/09/19/6816456-ap.html) :eek3:

Bruce
September 22nd, 2008, 06:15 AM
So stap it, guys.

Ryan
September 22nd, 2008, 06:39 AM
Nein.

Ryan
April 15th, 2009, 10:21 AM
I just found this one on my phone that I took the other day on the train, forgot I had it:

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3212/image061za6.jpg


Wonder where she went? :crying2:

jazz
April 15th, 2009, 10:22 AM
i obviously didn't take these, but enjoy:

http://img.techpowerup.org/090415/1239731967585.jpg

http://img.techpowerup.org/090415/1239729899007.jpg

jazz
April 15th, 2009, 10:22 AM
holy fuck, what are the odds we both searched for this thread and posted?

:what:

Ryan
April 15th, 2009, 10:23 AM
I was watching you searching so I posted before you did. :teehee2:

Bruce
April 15th, 2009, 10:24 AM
YOUS GAIZ MUS B SOULM8S!

jazz
April 15th, 2009, 10:24 AM
oh, you were stalking as usual...ok.

:no:

Ryan
April 15th, 2009, 10:25 AM
YOUS GAIZ MUS B SOULM8S!


we r

Pun'KinG'
April 15th, 2009, 10:49 AM
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/49472715.jpg

jazz
April 15th, 2009, 11:01 AM
:laughing:

Ryan
August 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM
ass at work yesterday

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/2998/asse.jpg

Keith Moon
August 26th, 2010, 11:43 PM
:clap2:


I forgot I had taken two a while ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/keith_moon/a301c173.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/keith_moon/ccd316e6.jpg

Bruce
August 27th, 2010, 05:56 AM
Hello.

sneakypete
August 27th, 2010, 07:38 AM
niiiiice

KenKill75
August 27th, 2010, 08:28 AM
:drool:

Pun'KinG'
August 27th, 2010, 01:18 PM
What a bunch of pervs. :lol:



More. :what:

Bruce
August 27th, 2010, 02:45 PM
And what is the name of this establishment?

Keith Moon
August 27th, 2010, 02:56 PM
Brickhouse. It's where we go for happy hour.

KenKill75
August 27th, 2010, 02:59 PM
We need a "My first cell phone cum shot" thread. :what:

dionysusolympus
August 27th, 2010, 03:02 PM
very happy hour, yace? :high:

Bruce
August 27th, 2010, 03:03 PM
Brickhouse. It's where we go for happy hour.

Is that hour in fact, happy?

Keith Moon
August 27th, 2010, 03:10 PM
Yice.

Ryan
August 28th, 2010, 08:12 AM
My new phone is much better quality, but the camera sounds can't be turned off like on the old one. :ffffuuuu:

unless I install an application :coolface:

Capt
September 1st, 2010, 08:05 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/5lnfrd.jpg

not a cellphone.. but a magnificent picture of my friends ass

Capt
September 1st, 2010, 08:05 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/5lnfrd.jpg

not a cellphone.. but a magnificent picture of my friends ass

Bruce
September 2nd, 2010, 05:55 AM
So nice. You gotta post it twice. :lulz:

Keith Moon
September 2nd, 2010, 12:10 PM
Sweet shoes.

sneakypete
September 2nd, 2010, 03:04 PM
:hitit:

sneakypete
April 4th, 2011, 01:26 PM
i need something to remind myself to snap the asses.

Bruce
April 4th, 2011, 01:53 PM
There's an app for that.

Pun'KinG'
April 11th, 2011, 10:42 AM
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/SMILIES/Smilies%20GRANDE/0411110456233x750.jpg


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/SMILIES/Smilies%20GRANDE/45654767.jpg

sneakypete
April 11th, 2011, 10:44 AM
does her shirt say, we put the stud in studded crotch?! :what:

Pun'KinG'
April 11th, 2011, 10:50 AM
Yeah...Or it might say student council...I have yet to read that shirt.

sneakypete
April 11th, 2011, 10:59 AM
:agape: