My first cell phone ass shot

[Bruce]

:pepper3:

[Ryan]

:pepper2:

[james]

:clap2:

[jazz]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2305.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/3rdGrade/IMG_2315.jpg



man, if i had a good camera and was sitting behind something that nice, you best believe you'll see it on here. good job.

back to drooling...

:homer:

[Heath]

fair is fair :shrug: but i bet being female i can get more bum shots than you pervs... of both male and female... :up: We'll see soon... if i ever go someplace where there are actually people :uhh:

oh yea rob, you should take a pic of your own bum and post it for us :biggrin:

You'd be surprised at how hard it really is to take a picture of your own ass.

[jazz]

:ontome:

[Heath]

...what?

[jazz]

:lurk:

:ontome:

[Bruce]

You'd be surprised at how hard it really is to take a picture of your own ass.

Not if your camera has a timer. I could take pictures of my ass all day. And sometimes, I do. :hide:

[KenKill75]

Not if your camera has a timer. I could take pictures of my ass all day. And sometimes, I do. :hide:


If I were gay, I might like to see that. But since i'm not, I dont. :what:

[EtchedInCold]

we can always get a verdict from Ryan.

[Bruce]

I don't show them to Ryan anymore. He always had me using peanut butter in the pics.

[EtchedInCold]

now that's where i'd draw the line, too.


wait- creamy or chunky?

[KenKill75]

I love peanut butter...but now im not so sure :barf:

[Bruce]

Chunky.

But I really don't like to talk about it.

[KenKill75]

I eat a whole jar of peanut butter every week, right out of the jar...Always creamy :what:

[KenKill75]

Not cell phone shots, and nothing particularly great, but its all I got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/kenkill13/2005-06-23001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/kenkill13/2005-06-27004.jpg

[Ryan]

someone take a photo of phi's ass

[Keith Moon]

Not cell phone shots, and nothing particularly great, but its all I got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/kenkill13/2005-06-23001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/kenkill13/2005-06-27004.jpg


- Definitely stalker-worthy shots...:nanner::what:

[KenKill75]

They had no idea :lurk:

[Ryan]

they're kind of spooky, actually

like we're in the minds of a serial killer or something :lurk:

[KenKill75]

:shh:

[Ryan]

:monty:

[KenKill75]

:evil: :ninja:

[jazz]

speaking of serial killers, did you get to watch american :loon: again, kenneth?

and btw, what's the frequency? :what:

[KenKill75]

No, I didnt get to watch it again.

89.5 mhz

[jazz]

oh.

double oh.

[Tzarina]

so... what is the risk if you're driving and shooting pics? :lol:

Study: Drivers on cell phone four times more likely to crash


WASHINGTON (AP) — Using a cell phone — even a hands-free one — while driving quadruples the risk of getting into a crash with serious injuries, a study finds.
Research released Tuesday by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety suggests that using a hands-free device instead of a handheld phone while behind the wheel will not necessarily improve safety.

"You'd think using a hands-free phone would be less distracting, so it wouldn't increase crash risk as much as using a handheld phone. But we found that either phone type increased the risk," said Anne McCartt, one of the study's authors and the institute's vice president for research.

The study found that handheld devices were very slightly riskier than hands-free ones, but the difference was not statistically significant.

The study, published in the British Medical Journal, found no difference in the risk posed to male and female drivers or to drivers older and younger than 30.

More motorists are using cell phones on the road than ever, and lawmakers are grappling for ways to reducing driver distraction.

Talking on handheld cell phones while driving is banned in New York, New Jersey and the District of Columbia. In Connecticut, drivers will have to use hands-free devices beginning Oct. 1. Some cities, such as Chicago, Santa Fe, and Brookline, Mass., require hands-free devices in automobiles.

Eight states — Florida, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nevada, New York, Oklahoma and Oregon — prevent local governments from restricting cell phone use in motor vehicles, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures.

The study found injurious crashes were four times as likely when drivers were using cell phones.

The researchers used cell phone records to compare phone use within 10 minutes before an actual crash with cell use by the same driver during the previous week.

It studied 456 drivers in Perth, Western Australia, who owned or used mobile phones and had been in a crash that put them in a hospital emergency room between April 2002 and July 2004.

Each driver's cell phone usage during a 10-minute interval prior to the accident was compared with use during at least one earlier period when no accident occurred. Each driver, in effect, served as his or her own control group in the study.

The institute had tried to conduct the study in the United States but could not get access to records from phone companies. The phone records were available in Western Australia, where handheld phone use has been banned while driving since 2001.

Weather was not an issue in the crashes, with nearly 75% occurring in clear conditions. About nine out of 10 crashes involved other vehicles and more than half of the injured drivers said their crashes happened within 10 minutes of the start of the trip.

Many studies examining cell phone use in vehicles have been based on police reports, but critics say those records are unreliable because it is difficult to corroborate whether a driver was using a phone.

A survey released earlier this year by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration found that 8% of drivers, or 1.2 million people, were using cell phones during daylight hours last year. It represented a 50% increase since 2002.

Jim Champagne, chairman of the Governors Highway Safety Association, said the study reinforced the need for driver education. His organization urges state lawmakers to refrain from enacting handheld cell phone bans because they "incorrectly send the message to drivers that as long as they are hands-free, they are safe."


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[EtchedInCold]

so... what is the risk if you're driving and shooting pics? :lol:
apparently pretty high.
i was so clearly not driving where i was supposed to go. i was definitely on the left side, not the right.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/000_1160.jpg

[Tzarina]

apparently pretty high.
i was so clearly not driving where i was supposed to go. i was definitely on the left side, not the right.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/000_1160.jpg
:what:


oh fuck :lmao: Rob, you are classic... :bow:

[jazz]

it was zoomed in, so the shots are small. nice though.

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice.jpg

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice01.jpg

[jims]

i forgot all abotut this thread. im so getting a pic!


~~watch this space~~

[EtchedInCold]

i tried the other day. I'm trying again tomorrow.

[jazz]

man, you guys are lucky. i had taken this one about a month ago (http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice02.jpg) and for some reason i thought i had lost it. i was looking through my phone settings today and found out that it's been storing every photo i've ever sent.

i think it's my best one yet.

[james]

Dayum. That's a fat ass.

[jazz]

i likes.

[james]

If I met her, you know what I'd say? I'd say "yo, what's with the ass?"

Then :dotus:

[jazz]

i don't know what she feeds it, but it's healthy.

[greg]

man, you guys are lucky. i had taken this one about a month ago (http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice02.jpg) and for some reason i thought i had lost it. i was looking through my phone settings today and found out that it's been storing every photo i've ever sent.

i think it's my best one yet.
damn, check out that donkey.

[EtchedInCold]

...nice02.jpg ... :haha:

[jazz]

i thought about niiice, but nah, i'll leave it for something REALLY nice. :blink:

[EtchedInCold]

you should see the one i see a lot of the time at work... i'm still working on it... but it is a fucking masterpiece.

[bittersweetzero]

did you ask her if she prefers a six inch or a footlong?

XD.. good one.
her ass is damned nice.
keep 'em coming. i want to see more asses from your area. :monty:

[jazz]

you guys need to pull your own weight. :what:

[Pun'KinG']

you guys need to pull your own weight. :what:

Don't egg me on. I'm trying to convert myself. I don't want to go back down that perverted path of...

Ok. :blink:

[jazz]

:teehee:

[EtchedInCold]

i'm trying... I can't do it really safely in a frickin' grocery store, especially with these cameras. One is too big and one is too poor quality. But I'm trying. Really really trying. Because you should see this one. I mean this thing is good. I want to be friends with it.

[Bruce]

I have faith in you, Rob.

[EtchedInCold]

well, i have all next week off... so nothing for a week.

but it's damn nice.
i give it 2 thumbs up and another thing up.

[toolgemini]

that is a nice ass

[jazz]

i have to take a cell shot of yours, holly. remind me.

[jazz]

i got another one today. i just gotta get home and upload it. stay tuned...

:jig:

[KenKill75]

:nanner24:

[MAGO]

:wired:

[jazz]

actually it was a double...two asses in one.

[KenKill75]

Too bad Mago will have to wait until Monday to see it. :dio:

[jazz]

ah ah ah, i told him and dio to ante up and get the home connection.

[MAGO]

:lol: ...

[Pun'KinG']

actually it was a double...two asses in one.

:wired::jig::nanner6:

[jazz]

stay tuned... around 6pm eastern standard time.

same bat time, same bat website.

[Pun'KinG']

I'll be here

...with balls on. :xmas:


:byrche:

[PatrickBateman]

I am trying to get a picture of this hot interns HUGE jugs...but it's hard to be discreet. Maybe I should just walk up to her, snap a shot and say thanks

[MAGO]

i'll go to the neighborhood library and use the pc there...i'll make sure to have the lotion and kleenex ready :jerk2:

[KenKill75]

I am trying to get a picture of this hot interns HUGE jugs...but it's hard to be discreet. Maybe I should just walk up to her, snap a shot and say thanks


She'll respect your candor...and so will we :nod:

[Keith Moon]

I am trying to get a picture of this hot interns HUGE jugs...but it's hard to be discreet. Maybe I should just walk up to her, snap a shot and say thanks




- :pray:

[Pun'KinG']

I am trying to get a picture of this hot interns HUGE jugs...but it's hard to be discreet. Maybe I should just walk up to her, snap a shot and say thanks


If you do it, make sure to get Double D prints and send one to Jazz so he can put it on his corkboard.

[jazz]

what corkboard? :whistle2:

[Pun'KinG']

:lol:

The one next to your Habitrail. :kenkill:

:whistle:

[jazz]

here you go:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice03.jpg

the one on the left is cuban, the one on the right is mexican.

[Keith Moon]

here you go:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice03.jpg

the one on the left is cuban, the one on the right is mexican.



- :clap:

[jazz]

god i kick ass...

pats self on back

[Trizzak]

here you go:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice03.jpg

the one on the left is cuban, the one on the right is mexican.
You do so much for us jazz

but I require phone numbers and addresses, post haste

[ketchup fingers]

:hitit2:

OHHH!!!!

[jazz]

the encouraging thing is that those two younguns have kids. young milfs!!!

:wired:

[ketchup fingers]

Well they are latino...

Let me guess, the one on the left is 16 and the one on the right is 17.

:insecure:

[jazz]

cubans aren't latino, but ok...

i think the one on the left is like 30 or 31 and the chick on the left is around 23.

[Trizzak]

cubans aren't latino, but ok...

i think the one on the left is like 30 or 31 and the chick on the left is around 23.
but what above the one on the left?

[Bruce]

Two scoops. :yummy:

[Heath]

:drool:

[jazz]

but what above the one on the left?
who?

[ketchup fingers]

cubans aren't latino, but ok...

i think the one on the left is like 30 or 31 and the chick on the left is around 23.

Oh gimme a break... it was a joke.

[jazz]

i knew it was a joke, i just wanted to clarify. chiiiiiiill.

[ketchup fingers]

:smoke:

[jazz]

i'm sorry to mention this again, but you guys need to start pulling your own weight with the ass pics.

:whistle2:

[Bruce]

Do they have to be from my phone?

[EtchedInCold]

here you go:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice03.jpg

the one on the left is cuban, the one on the right is mexican.
i'll take both, thanks.

[EtchedInCold]

i'm sorry to mention this again, but you guys need to start pulling your own weight with the ass pics.

:whistle2:
i'm trying. i really am, but my little spy cam comes up with some horrible blurry shots...

[Trizzak]

who?
*le sigh* v
cubans aren't latino, but ok...

i think the one on the left is like 30 or 31 and the chick on the left is around 23.
but what above the one on the left?
I WAS ALMOST BEING FUNNY!

[Bruce]

*le sigh* v


I WAS ALMOST BEING FUNNY!

:console:

[Trizzak]

Thank you Bryche

[jazz]

hardy har har

[greg]

i laughed

[Hailo]

Wowooooooooooo... listen to the MMMMMMUSSSSSSICCCCCCCCCC.. :nanner18:

[jazz]

i laughed
omg, right align
lol

[Bruce]

This post is dedicated to my brother in arms, Daniel.

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz.jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(1).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(2).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(3).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(4).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(5).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(6).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(7).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(8).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(9).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(10).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(11).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(12).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(13).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(14).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(15).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(16).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(17).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(18).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(19).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(20).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(21).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(22).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(23).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(24).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(25).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(26).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(27).jpg

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/Azz%20(28).jpg

[Pun'KinG']

here you go:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/nice03.jpg

the one on the left is cuban, the one on the right is mexican.

Mmmm. :yummy: I'm HISPANICIZED... :shocked: :spin: The Chicana looks mighty tasty as well. :drool:

You, Sir, are doing a damn fine job while at work. We really appreciate all the extra hours you're pulling in, D4nny. :wink::up:

[paygee]

now im creeped out

[Pun'KinG']

Terre HAWTE, Byrche!! :drool2:

I had no idea you lived in the Ass Cam capital of the world. And to figure that all this time I thought it was located in Australia. :hmm:

BRAVO! :clap2:

[Pun'KinG']

*le sigh*

le sigh...

:crackup:

[Pun'KinG']

now im creeped out

You should be. Do you see what you've done? You've created monsters ...MONSTERS I tell you.
And you'd better look out because we're out there; armed with our zoom lenses, night vision and an insatiable appetite---always on the prowl and only seeking out refuge to recharge our batteries.
Have a fun trip to the market tomorrow. :sly:

:evil: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :satanas:

[Bruce]

now im creeped out

No, this is creepy.

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/RandyNekkid.jpg

But this (http://www.encircling.us/forums/showpost.php?p=179147&postcount=1962) is probably more to your liking. Mine too, really.

[jazz]

that's borderline stalker, byrche. :insecure:

but i do appreciate the post. :bang2:

[james]

Bryche, you GOD. :bow:

[paygee]

No, this is creepy.

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/RandyNekkid.jpg

But this (http://www.encircling.us/forums/showpost.php?p=179147&postcount=1962) is probably more to your liking. Mine too, really.
no...thats still not as creepy as your stalkeresque photoshoot

:ontome:

[Keith Moon]

no...thats still not as creepy as your stalkeresque photoshoot

:ontome:



- Nah, Jason was just practicing his paparazzi skills. :wink:

[Bruce]

I did take 2 to the chest.

Buggers and their fuckin' bb guns. :shame:

[EtchedInCold]

guess what?
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/Img_0002.jpg
yeah, that's what.
kind of a 2-for.
that's the only one that turned out... but there were some nice ones out today.

[Pun'KinG']

Me likey, Mr. Masters. :up:

[jazz]

there you go...

Boy, you're going to carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
Boy, you're going to carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time

[EtchedInCold]

does Jazz approve?

[jazz]

not bad. nooooot bad.

[EtchedInCold]

i'm just sad that the bagger shot didn't come out... that one was a 2-for, too. :drool:

[jazz]

no female ass is safe. :insecure:

[EtchedInCold]

the only thing with my little camera is i have to stop and shoot... i can't do it in passing. and i have co-workers and customers all around. it's really risky. but at least i'm contributing.

[Pun'KinG']

no female ass is safe. :insecure:


Especially someone equipped with a 10x optical zoom Olympus lens who's fueled by a neverending supply of Canadian Smarties. :eek2:

[Pun'KinG']

the only thing with my little camera is i have to stop and shoot... i can't do it in passing. and i have co-workers and customers all around. it's really risky. but at least i'm contributing.

:bow:

:nanner13:

[jazz]

Especially someone equipped with a 10x optical zoom Olympus lens who's fueled by a neverending supply of Canadian Smarties. :eek2:
:sly:

[EtchedInCold]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0251_1.jpghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0252_1.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0209.jpg

that first one looked a little iffy, but definitely legal. '06. she's a senior this year.
that second one is a fucking stroke of luck... i'll upload the uncropped image later. it's pretty impressive how i got that one...
and that last one was balls out... just aim and shoot. an ass too nice to pass.

[EtchedInCold]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0257_1.jpg
found a straggler...

[garcia95]

ahh, what a great day. we saw that girl in the pink like 4 diffrent times in a row we would lose sight of her, then bam, right in frount of us again. sense we were in the D i at least got the urge to take her down a dark allyway, and rape her, opps, what i ment to say was wrap her some presents. yeah thats it. its almost christmas time isnt it?

[EtchedInCold]

yeah...
a blast was had by everyone today... i'm just about to put the pics up somewhere...

but that girl in the pink wanted it...
and so did Melissa...

[paygee]

You should be. Do you see what you've done? You've created monsters ...MONSTERS I tell you.
And you'd better look out because we're out there; armed with our zoom lenses, night vision and an insatiable appetite---always on the prowl and only seeking out refuge to recharge our batteries.
Have a fun trip to the market tomorrow. :sly:

:evil: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :satanas:
what IVE done?! :badmago:

[garcia95]

did you call melissa yet?

[EtchedInCold]

no... i was busy all today... tomorrow afternoon, she's getting a call.

[jazz]

i took two today during lunch. the first one's decent, the second one is meh. the only reason why i even took the meh one was because she had a weird-looking wedgie. :erm:

has to wait 'til i get home tho.

[EtchedInCold]

so, what do you think of my Tigers game outing? i was upset that no one commented.

[jazz]

so, what do you think of my Tigers game outing? i was upset that no one commented.
i remember that i was planning on commenting on it until the power went out. when i got back on i completely forgot.

i like the last one the best (not the straggler one). :nanner:

[EtchedInCold]

yeah. me too. that's why i did what i did. it wasn't hidden or subtle at all. it had to be shared with the world!

[jazz]

there have many a time where i couldn't take a shot because there were people behind me or because i was with the mrs. sometimes you just gotta learn to let go and just commit DAT ASS to memory. you'll see what i mean one day young robert. one day.

exits room, sobbing

[EtchedInCold]

:console: maybe one day, I'll get a conscience or a Mrs. and have the same problem. but until then, i can be your hookup.

[jazz]

hook a nigga up then! :MAGO2:

[jazz]

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/subway02.jpg

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/subway03.jpg

(this one had a really weird wedgie. like if someone had kicked her in the ass with a high heel.)

[Bruce]

...diamond cutter

[Tzarina]

(this one had a really weird wedgie. like if someone had kicked her in the ass with a high heel.)
:roflmao: that is one of the funniest ass descriptions i have ever heard :clap:

:lmao:

this is why underwear is bad... :yes:


:ontome:

[Joga]

That chick looks like she has two butts.

[Bruce]

That's why I wear a thong. No panty lines.

:ontome:

[Tzarina]

do you leave the socks in or out when you go to work?

[Joga]

Are you referring to the socks he wears in the front or the back?

[Tzarina]

oh, the front, i was assuming with a thong the rear socks would be a no go...


... besides, he doesn't need any help in the back :what:


:lmao:

[Bruce]

:lurk:

[jazz]

my wife convinced me to go to walmart :sarcasm:, and i took this one in a bit of a rush. you know how there's always a ton of people walking around you in that goddamn store.

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/walmart.jpg

[Heath]

Good work Daniel.

[jazz]

i try. :blink:

[Capt]

its the thought that counts :up:

[greg]

lol-mart!!!!!1

i just bought this (http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/5140/0,2803,,00.html) (unlocked) on ebay, so expect some participation from me in this thread

:brows:

[Capt]

that looks like a fancy phone

[Ryan]

lol-mart!!!!!1

i just bought this (http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/5140/0,2803,,00.html) (unlocked) on ebay, so expect some participation from me in this thread

:brows:


please tell me you bought it in black.

[greg]

please tell me you bought it in black.
i didn't. its this color (which is standard):

http://www.cacell.co.za/images/nokia5140-large.jpg

i'm thinking of buying a different color cover for it, though.

[Ryan]

you damn well better.

[greg]

i might get this:

http://www.tele55.de/data/produkte/4/3/055026.gif

or just an all black one

[jazz]

as long as it has ass shot capability you should be fine.

[jims]

dammit, i always forget about mobile ass shots

[james]

Oh yeah shit, I got a couple of shots...

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/edmundprorok/ass1.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/edmundprorok/ass2.jpg

Meh.

[jazz]

england needs more junk in its trunk. :what:

[jims]

you should see the trunks where i live :frown:

[mjk870621345]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/568/imagen0053up.jpg

my first contribution to this thread :shrug:

there's a lot of nice ass' at the school, i'll try and bring 'em here

[Keith Moon]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/568/imagen0053up.jpg

my first contribution to this thread :shrug:

there's a lot of nice ass' at the school, i'll try and bring 'em here



- :clap2:

[Capt]

there's not a lot of ass at school???

what the hell...

[jims]

school is loaded with ass

[Capt]

i dont think that i know of a place with a higher concentration of pretty girls

[Ryan]

my dogs were just barking at someone outside, so i ran out and told them to shut up. the person had a nice ass, so i immediately thought, "encircling....thread...omg..!" and grabbed my camera. by the time i got back, she was across the road, but fuck you, i tried my best:















































http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/distant_ass.jpg



:ontome:

[mjk870621345]

:shame:

[Ryan]

:sorry:

[Keith Moon]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/distant_ass.jpg



:ontome:



- Where are the kangaroos? :sad:

[mjk870621345]

:gtfo:

[Ryan]

- Where are the kangaroos? :sad:


in the trunk of that car.

[Ryan]

:gtfo:


:bye:

[Keith Moon]

in the trunk of that car.



- :blink:

[mjk870621345]

- Where are the kangaroos? :sad:

and the koalas ?

[Ryan]

and the koalas ?

you ate them.

[mjk870621345]

you ate them.

:barney:

[Ryan]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/distant_ass.jpg



:ontome:




:bump:

[mjk870621345]

:bump:

take a pic of your ass

[Ryan]

take a pic of your ass


you first.

[mjk870621345]

you first.

k, i will.... soon

[Ryan]

hot.

[Pun'KinG']

lol-mart!!!!!1

i just bought this (http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/5140/0,2803,,00.html) (unlocked) on ebay, so expect some participation from me in this thread

:brows:

Nokia 5140 Phone Features:

Integrated speakerphone
Fitness coach feature includes your own personal trainer
Easy-to-activate flashlight
Splash-proof design and improved protection against dust and bumps (designed to help keep out water; however not intended for immersion in or continuous exposure to water.)
VGA Camera and video recorder

:nod:

[MojoFearsSatan]

the person had a nice ass, so i immediately thought, "encircling....thread...omg..!"

that is perhaps the saddest thing I ever read.

[Ryan]

that is perhaps the saddest thing I ever read.


look who's talking. :console:

[Bruce]

Nokia 5140 Phone Features:

Integrated speakerphone
Fitness coach feature includes your own personal trainer

Easy-to-activate flashlight
:yay:


Splash-proof design and improved protection against dust and bumps (designed to help keep out water; however not intended for immersion in or continuous exposure to water.)
VGA Camera and video recorder

:nod:

Corrected.

[jazz]

:sorry:
the effort was there. that's what we need here.

[Ryan]

:yay: more to come.

[jazz]

:clap:

[Ryan]

i'm cheating, though. not cell phone shots. :sorry:

[jazz]

hmm, well i'll consider it practice for when you do get a phone. :what:

[Ryan]

the last cellphone i had could take photos, but i stopped using it and bought one of the old Nokia 8850s from ebay because i liked the design. :shrug:

[jazz]

the last cellphone i had could take photos, but i stopped using it and bought one of the old Nokia 8850s from ebay because i liked the design. :shrug:
you must stop :greg: from his purchase.

[Ryan]

you must stop :greg: from his purchase.


i'll kill him, too, and steal his big beefy wallet and his phone! :hmm:

[jazz]

i'll kill him, too, and steal his big beefy wallet and his phone! :hmm:
he's older and so is :kenkill: and :byrche:. you'll have two wallets before getting my empty one.

[Ryan]

greg, kenneth and byrche are all older than you?

[greg]

you must stop :greg: from his purchase.
too late. i got it yesterday.

[Ryan]

too late. i got it yesterday.


now go get a new case. :badmago:

[greg]

its on its way too :yay:

[jazz]

greg, kenneth and byrche are all older than you?
oh yeah, and paps. but he's older than anyone on here.

[Ryan]

:yay:

[Ryan]

oh yeah, and paps. but he's older than anyone on here.

he's a year older than my dad. :what:

[jazz]

shit, i forgot. rhinowarrior too. that's why he's so cranky.

well, he works at ticketmaster. that'll get anyone cranky.

[jazz]

he's a year older than my dad. :what:
that's why he's our pappy.

[Ryan]

that's why he's our pappy.

do you still wear that cap?

[jazz]

do you still wear that cap?
once in a blue moon.

[Ryan]

once in a blue moon.


shave your goatee, put on that cap, and take a photo.

[jazz]

shit, i forgot. rhinowarrior too. that's why he's so cranky.

well, he works at ticketmaster. that'll get anyone cranky.
and :bdf:

i feel better already.

[greg]

and tzarina

[Ryan]

and tzarina


and you. lol!

[jazz]

:nanner5:

[Ryan]

:nanner5:


seriously. do it.

[greg]

and you. lol!
and stfu, whippersnapper :grandpa:

[jazz]

seriously. do it.
if i shave, i'll look like :heath:

[Ryan]

and stfu, whippersnapper :grandpa:


i'd still bang you. :cuddle:

[jazz]

and stfu, whippersnapper :grandpa:
thanks for being older. :bow:

[Ryan]

if i shave, i'll look like :heath:


:lmao: awwww, all the more reason to do it. :what:

[jazz]

i'll shave it off when i feel old. i still feel like i'm 16. so does mr. happy. :what:

[Ryan]

i'll shave it off when i feel old. i still feel like i'm 16. so does mr. happy. :what:


how about you shave it off for my birthday?

[greg]

how about you shave it off for my birthday?
shave your balls and post pics

[jazz]

how about this...i'll look for a photo of me with it shaved?

[Ryan]

shave your balls and post pics


i'll shave the balls, you post the pics.

[Ryan]

how about this...i'll look for a photo of me with it shaved?


no, i need to prove that you're my bitch. shave i say!

[jazz]

no, i need to prove that you're my bitch. shave i say!
:umno:

you're the catcher in this relationship.

[Ryan]

:umno:

you're the catcher in this relationship.


no, we traded positions. it was a binding contract. if you refuse, i have the right to chain you down and do it with my teeth.

[Ryan]

no, we traded positions. it was a binding contract. if you refuse, i have the right to chain you down and do it with my teeth.


[AWITHA_TEETHA]

get it, everybody? roffles and pankcakes!

[jazz]

no, you've misunderstood my little ryan. i only changed GTFO positions with you in that one thread, seeing as i'm always shoving you out in that smiley. don't abuse it now. :uhuh:

[greg]

:shame:

[Ryan]

no, you've misunderstood my little ryan. i only changed GTFO positions with you in that one thread, seeing as i'm always shoving you out in that smiley. don't abuse it now. :uhuh:


your chin will be naked by september 29. mark my fucking words, jazzmine.

[jazz]

take control of ryan, greg. he's outta control.

[greg]

giddyap!

:gregryan:

[jazz]

your chin will be naked by september 29. mark my fucking words, jazzmine.
that's it.

:hump3:

[Ryan]

giddyap!

:gregryan:


oh, so now you want my love? first you dump me for kate, now it's back up the poopshoot. i see how you work.

[Ryan]

that's it.

:hump3:


*snip*

:what:

[greg]

oh, so now you want my love? first you dump me for kate, now it's back up the poopshoot. i see how you work.
kate's down with it :shrug:

[jazz]

are you involved with james in any way, ryan?

[jazz]

*snip*

:what:
i'm already circumsized.

:insecure:

[Ryan]

are you involved with james in any way, ryan?


we're having sex, yes.

[Ryan]

i'm already circumsized.

:insecure:


i know. completely.

:what:

[jazz]

we're having sex, yes.
greg, you read that? and then he gets jealous of kate. :shame:

[Ryan]

kate's down with it :shrug:


she is quite :pepper2:

[jazz]

i know. completely.

:what:
you like it.

[Ryan]

you like it.

only because it relates to type o negative.

A long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
Bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up and the wound healed
And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh
With a scar running down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

[jazz]

you got me confused with james. :what:

:jazzryan:

[Ryan]

:jazzryan:


you got me confused with you. :nelson:

[jazz]

you got me confused with you. :nelson:
i wasn't talking about you. :pudie:

but now that you mentioned it...how's it healing?

[Ryan]

:hmm:

i'm going to sleep now. goodnight, strange people. :hug:

[jazz]

bye sweet stuff. :muah:

[Pun'KinG']

:bye:

:smooch:

:tongueroll:

:growl:

[jazz]

:havebadnightmaresofassrapings:

:bye:

[mjk870621345]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7386/empinada6dz.jpg


:eek:

[Ryan]

mexico, here i come!

[mjk870621345]

fuck...






















:ontome:

[Ryan]

:bat:

[Keith Moon]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7386/empinada6dz.jpg




http://www.asiapacbooks.com/kids/kidscorner/Downld_pix/Magnifying%20Glass.jpg

[EtchedInCold]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0614_1.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0619_1.jpg
What? Jess was right...