Happy Birthday Byrche!

[Trizzak]

We're starting early! Or late!

Whichever is closer.

:cake:

[Bruce]

It's the 22nd. Week after next actually.


Remember to bump this shit.


:hug2:

[Trizzak]

OMG How old will you be???!??!?

[Bruce]

Like really fucking old. Like "I'm too old for this shit" kinda old. Like 33. :hrmph:

[Trizzak]

God...

I'm just going to call you Oldy O. McOldingnton

(the "O." stands for Old)

[Bruce]

That's clever. And mean. :nanasad:

[Trizzak]

:console:

[jazz]

don't feel too bad, byrche...trizzles will be old before he knows it and start crying. you'll be older and happy he's suffering. :joga2:

[Bruce]

:woo:

[Bruce]

:nanner34:

[Ryan]

:nelson:

[Bruce]

:dance2:

[Ryan]

http://www.toolcollector.net/misc/byrche_penis_bday.jpg

[Bruce]

Did you wrap it yourself?

[james]

Happy Birthday baby!!!

[Bruce]

:blush:

[jazz]

:hug: little wittle byrchey. :hug:

[Joga]

Awww, he's growing up so fast!

:hug2:

Happy birfday, byrchey.

[MAGO]

Feliz! Cumpleaños! Amigo!! :cuddle: ... :what: ..

[Bruce]

I'm special. Love me. :timmy:

[Trizzak]

http://www.toolcollector.net/misc/byrche_penis_bday.jpg

You've raised the bar Ryan...

:laughing:

[Keith Moon]

- Ungawa!! Happy Birthday old friend...may the green whorse lead you into victory.

[anna lee]

aw happy birthday, and i dont think 33 is that old...34 on the other hand...that's pushing it

[Bruce]

:nanner24: I got another year of being :quote:young.:quote:

[Mya]

I suggest you make the most of it then.

Right, now to give Byrche a killer hangover....

[Bruce]

Thanks, Mya. And thanks for Ryan's cock. :phi:

If you're gonna give me a hangover, make sure it's wine or Guinness draught. Please. :what:

[Mya]

As long as you enjoyed it... :sarcasm:

[Ryan]

http://www.gotuploads.com/get/4715.jpg

[bleuMadonna]

Happy belated birthday, Byrche. Hope you had a good one.

[Agent]

Happy belated birthday, Byrche. Hope you had a good one.
x2

[Bruce]

It was a pleasant day. Thank you. Or rather the day before when I actually

:quote:celebrated:quote:. :nanner24:

[bleuMadonna]

:up:

[Agent]

:up:
x2

[bdf]

x 3

[Bruce]

Thanks. :pirate2:

[bdf]

Welcome, matey! :pirate:

[sarah pink fluffy]

hey happy birthday!!!!!!!!!
would sing but you cant hear it...damn

[Bruce]

:nanasad:

[bdf]

:console:

[phi]

Belated happy birthday Byrche !!

[Bruce]

Thanks, phi. :hug:

[sneakypete]

happy birthday and congrats on getting married! I love you, dad.

[Ryan]

hb

[KenKill75]

Happy Birthday, Jason. You're officially married now? If so, a very sincere congratulations on that as well. :hug2:

[dionysusolympus]

hbk

[Pun'KinG']

Happy Birthday, Bruce. That's all I can muster. Thanks for not including us in your life.

[Keith Moon]

hb, faggot.

[Bruce]

Thanks, guys. And, yes. We got married Friday. :nanner24:

[Keith Moon]

:3

[Bruce]

Sorry, faggot.

[sneakypete]

oh my god, you are marriage!

[greg]

babby?

[jazz]

i found out you were married when i dusted off the cobwebs on my fagbook account last night.

congrats on that and have a happy, jasony :smooch:

[Keith Moon]

Buttsecks only?

[jazz]

babby?
no, he just wants in-house pussy. same reason the rest of us got suckered into marriage.

:fuckme:

[sneakypete]

she is pregnant for sure and they are gonna name the baby zombie.


bryce, did you see those zombie wedding pics on gizmodo?

[jazz]

i wonder if their zombie baby will be into turtles :/

[Bruce]

she is pregnant for sure and they are gonna name the baby zombie.


bryce, did you see those zombie wedding pics on gizmodo?

I did not. And thanks, yous guys. :blush:

Maybe later I'll show you a pick of her Zombie Stomper stilettos. They're badass.

[MAGO]

Happy belated Birthday, you sexy Tulip, you...... :hailo:

[Bruce]

I did not. And thanks, yous guys. :blush:

Maybe later I'll show you a pick of her Zombie Stomper stilettos. They're badass.

http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads6/PaleHorseZombieStomper.jpg

Happy belated Birthday, you sexy Tulip, you...... :hailo:

:hug2:

[sneakypete]

haha, those shoes are sweet.

here is the link... http://mlkshk.com/p/69H1

[Bruce]

Nice. Very nice. Have you seen our FB pics yet? We got tired of everyone bugging us, so we uploaded some of the shitiest out takes and put cheesy phrases on them. :byrce:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/316177_10150286880058930_618473929_7593123_4628493 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/223634_10150286880468930_618473929_7593130_7031454 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/303164_10150286880673930_618473929_7593133_8260159 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313668_10150286880333930_618473929_7593128_8122451 _n.jpg

That's just about half of them. People think they're our serious pics. :picard:

[KenKill75]

I like the one of her on her knees. :what: :innocent:

[sneakypete]

:lol:

i haven't seen those

[Bruce]

She had brought her stompers along. along with my Deagle air soft guns. We took some pics. And we considered having me "portray" a zombie which I could shop later.

[greg]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/303164_10150286880673930_618473929_7593133_8260159 _n.jpg


:lmao:

this one kills me. i love the leg :laughing:

[Bruce]

We actually took ours the next day. During the shoot I noticed a couple big salamanders around the porch. This was her trying to pet them. You just can't see them in this frame.

[sneakypete]

i try to get michelle to pet my salamander all the time.

[greg]

hot coffee!

[sneakypete]

:lol:

[Bruce]

:whistle:

[greg]

i can't see those pics on your fb, btw

[Keith Moon]

Where's the sax tape?

[Pun'KinG']

i can't see those pics on your fb, btw

Neither can Ray Charles. :hahano:

[Pun'KinG']

Where's the sax tape?

http://www.sweetiebag.com/product_images/details/sour%20apple%20bubble%20tape.jpg

[Bruce]

i can't see those pics on your fb, btw

But you can see the hotlinks here? I forgot that she posted them and tagged me in them. Her list was limited. Maybe that's why. I'll put the others up in a minute.

[Bruce]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/312025_10150286880863930_618473929_7593135_7997764 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/316350_10150286880768930_618473929_7593134_3819725 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320665_10150286880573930_618473929_7593131_7961004 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/309702_10150286879978930_618473929_7593122_5591792 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300819_10150286879688930_618473929_7593117_3700649 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/318736_10150286879823930_618473929_7593119_5798118 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298244_10150286879888930_618473929_7593120_4598747 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/299083_10150286880243930_618473929_7593126_6243702 _n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/318700_10150286880158930_618473929_7593125_5871272 _n.jpg

[greg]

lmao at box of chocolates and dreamboat sundae

[greg]

and the out of focus-ness gives them that artistic white trash feel

[Pun'KinG']

Your hair is kind of short there, Bruce. Nice outtakes btw. :up:

[sneakypete]

lmao at box of chocolates and dreamboat sundae

and the out of focus-ness gives them that artistic white trash feel

:lmao: I was literally about to type the same thing. box of chocolates lol. also that picture of nikkis elbow looks like a bewb. :naughty:

[Bruce]

It's hysterical to see people comment as if these were the real ones. Nikki is supposed to issue a statement today that we're dicks and they're stupid and we'd be more than happy to take their money shooting in the future if their standards are that low. :lol:

[KenKill75]

Bruce is my dreamboat sundae also.

[Bruce]

and the out of focus-ness gives them that artistic white trash feel

I purposely added blur to a lot of the pics. But it didn't matter. Apparently they're still pretty good.

[Keith Moon]

Where are the big black borders?

[Bruce]

At your family reunion.

[Keith Moon]

:lulz4:

[greg]

At your family reunion.

:blackoh:

[bleuMadonna]

Happy birthday, Byrche :) Hope it was a good 'un. :cake: :cheers:

[Bruce]

Thanks. It was. :bleu:

[greg]

hittin' dem guts

[Pun'KinG']

Hells to the bells!