i just quit my job

[breastnorton]

i am now a proud member of the "porch monkey 4 lyfe" crew

who's with me?

[Pudie]

porch monkeys unite!

[Bruce]

I don't have a porch. :hrmph:

[breastnorton]

well you can just sort of stand on the street too, we're not picky about locations

just bring watermelon and grape drink

[Trizzak]

I don't like grape drinks... will strawberry kiwi suffice?

[Mya]

why?

[MojoFearsSatan]

cos grape drinks don't taste good.

[Trizzak]

cos grape drinks don't taste good.
Truth

[breastnorton]

yeah you can bring some of that, lemonade is good too

do you have chicken, fried chicken?

[Mya]

Was talking to B'norton, but ok...

Dark grape juice is quite tasty tho...

[MojoFearsSatan]

Was talking to B'norton, but ok...

Dark grape juice is quite tasty tho...

I know you were, hun, I just have a really lame sense of humour.

And yes, you guys can quote that and remind me of it whenever I try to act snobby or superior.

[Bruce]

Superb.

[Mya]

You've been sigged.

[breastnorton]

ah cause i hated my job and i feel like being a porch monkey for the next...undetermined amount of time

[Mya]

What kind of job was it (if you dont mind me asking)

[iha]

my mom got a promotion today

[breastnorton]

What kind of job was it (if you dont mind me asking)it was a coporate job where i sat in a room and did nothing all day, bad explanation but that's pretty much it

[jazz]

i would love to just up and quit like that, but i gotta pay the bills, bro. what are you going to do for money now?

[Mya]

i agree. My pay cheque is wayyyyy too important to me....

[jazz]

i could always lend him MAGO if he needs to pimp someone out. :shrug2:

[breastnorton]

i have no idea what i'll do about money

sort of a spur of the moment decision unlike my usual self really

i'll have to cut back on my cocaine consumption, that's for sure

[Mya]

Man, you have balls.

Pretty stupid balls, i must admit, but you do have them.

[Trizzak]

breast, I like your balls. Don't listen to Mya

[iha]

you should spend all your money that you have saved to travel around the world, and then hope that some gum company pays for you to do it again

[breastnorton]

money saved? what is this that you speak of?

[Trizzak]

Fairy tales, breast, fairy tales

[anna lee]

i quit my job once. good times

[Trizzak]

hey anna

how's your vagina?

[breastnorton]

shocked and outraged ^^^^^

[anna lee]

it's good tristan-san, pretty damn good

[Trizzak]

it's good tristan-san, pretty damn good
wonderful

I'm so happy for you

[Godless]

I wish I could be a porch monkey for a month or two. life would be so grand

[anna lee]

wonderful

I'm so happy for you

i'm happy for your face

(sorry, had to)

[breastnorton]

this thread took a turn for the ghey

[anna lee]

http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_054.jpg

[iha]

money saved? what is this that you speak of?
actually, i didn't think you would have saved any. but if you had, that is what you should do.

[bleuMadonna]

Quitting a job with nothing else lined up is scary. I did it once and I raided savings to get by, but I was sure happy to find a job after five months of unemployment. Best thing I ever did, though, because that job was killing me. I hope you find something more fulfilling, breastnorton.

[breastnorton]

my being a porch monkey is more fulfilling at the moment

i woke up at 5:45 this morning, haven't done that in a long time, porch monkeys gots ta start earlys ya dig

[KenKill75]

I think you're lying, Norton. You have a tendency to do that.

[breastnorton]

nah, i'm not lying about this one ken

[KenKill75]

Oh, ok. You have your own apartment?

[breastnorton]

no, rented house with a couple other people right now

[KenKill75]

Are they concerned about your current ability to pay your share?

[breastnorton]

well i havent told them i dont currently have a job yet...

i have two weeks before i'm just hanging around all the time

[KenKill75]

You dont seem too worried.

[Bruce]

Sell crack.

[breastnorton]

You dont seem too worried.eh

[KenKill75]

I can understand that you may have been unhappy with your job. All I can say is that from my past experiences, you should try not to take it for granted. The grass is always greener, but try to be realistic about what you expect from a job. Im not trying to lecture you, just maybe provide a little insight from my point of view.

[breastnorton]

this was kind of a sudden decision but i'm confident in my prospects for the future and my ability to live safely for the next...few months

[KenKill75]

Thats good. Best of luck.

[MAGO]

let's all quit our jobs!! :nanner24:

[Bruce]

:word:

Lets!!!!

[MAGO]

ok, let me know when and where :what: