Why do men have nipples?

[jazz]

discuss.

[Ryan]

to lick

[KenKill75]

In case they decide to have a sex change.

[jazz]

jesus, why do you have nipples?

i don't know, that's the way my dad made 'em. LOL

:nanner9:

[MAGO]

it's to let us know how cold a room is :what:

[Bruce]

So I could get 'em pierced and my lady goto town. :shrug: It was her idea.

[jazz]

it's to let us know how cold a room is :what:
well, you have six. you have to feed your litter.

:what:

[Ryan]

jesus, why do you have nipples?

i don't know, that's the way my dad made 'em. LOL

:nanner9:


LAL

[jazz]

:lalala:

[MAGO]

nipples are sexy during the winter :yes:

[KenKill75]

Not as sexy as a girl's sweaty ass in the summer.

[MAGO]

the odor from that sweaty ass is what i enjoy....

[KenKill75]

Its the scent of estrogen. Breathe it in deep. :up:

[MAGO]

well i like to swipe the sweat with my finger and walk around with my finger in my nose, just to get the full effect :up: ...

[KenKill75]

I like to lick it straight out of the crack. :yes:

[MAGO]

nah, you're cheating yourself...trust me....

[KenKill75]

But im getting the best of both worlds. I have my nose right there, so I get a good strong whiff, then I feast on it. Try it. :wink:

[Bruce]

K.

[Keith Moon]

it's to let us know how cold a room is :what:


- .

[Bewara]

You can milk just about anything with nipples.

[Joga]

I have a book called "Why do men have nipples?"

I'll read that section and give you the answer. Although there are some very vivid and creative ones here. :puke:

[MojoFearsSatan]

At one point in evolution, men lactated.

[KenKill75]

At one point, you werent gay.

[MojoFearsSatan]

At one point, neither were you.

[KenKill75]

Now we both are. :muah:

[Joga]

At one point in evolution, men lactated.

I'm pretty sure MAGO still does.

[Keith Moon]

- Which reminds me, I need some milk.

[KenKill75]

1%

[Joga]

Chocolate. :drool:

[Keith Moon]

- I think MAGO's milk is a whopping 30%.

[KenKill75]

:puke:

[MAGO]

I'm pretty sure MAGO still does.


it's not easy being fluffy....

[Joga]

This thread inspired a new user title. Congratulations, Dairy MAGO.

[MAGO]

:innocent:

[Keith Moon]

- I have pretty standard looking nipples...what about you guys?

[KenKill75]

More or less...just lots of hair around them. :wookie:

[Joga]

- I have pretty standard looking nipples...what about you guys?:pics:

[Person]

I'm pretty sure it's because nipples are developed in the womb before the fetus' sex organs begin to grow.

And that's why men have nipples.

Around 85% sure, anyway.

[Keith Moon]

:pics:


- Of course. :muah:

[Joga]

I know why men have nipples:

"According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office, the 18-year-old actor was en route to his home in the L.A. suburb of La Canada-Flintridge at roughly 2:10 a.m. Thursday when his 1995 Saturn--yes, Spielberg's former muse drives an 11-year-old car--jumped the curb, collided with a four-foot brick mailbox pillar and overturned before coming to a stop."


It's all because of Haley Joel Osment.

[Keith Moon]

- :laughing:...:hug5:

[Joga]

Yeah, I'm pretty much the only one on this site who hadn't posted that yet, so I figured I needed to jump on the bandwagon.

[KenKill75]

Jump on me

[Trizzak]

*changes name to "the bandwagon"*

...I'm waiting

[Joga]

*jumps*

:agape:

[KenKill75]

I know you chose him over me :pout:

[Joga]

I'm sorry Ken. It's the whole double dinner thing. You understand.

[KenKill75]

:sad2: :suicide2:

[dionysusolympus]

I'm pretty sure it's because nipples are developed in the womb before the fetus' sex organs begin to grow.

And that's why men have nipples.

Around 85% sure, anyway.

bill nye thinks you're gay.

[Joga]

:hug2:

See? I may have jumped on Tristan/Bandwagon, but I hugged you. Again. You've actually touched me in real life. Tristan/Bandwagon hasn't.

[KenKill75]

You think im fat :crying2:

[dionysusolympus]

bill nye thinks you're gay.

[Trizzak]

:hug2:

See? I may have jumped on Tristan/Bandwagon, but I hugged you. Again. You've actually touched me in real life. Tristan/Bandwagon hasn't.
You know just how to cut to the core of me. :sad2:

[KenKill75]

Dont worry, Trizzie, i'll come up to Cuntada and hug you.

[Joga]

You know just how to cut to the core of me. :sad2:
:tits:

[dionysusolympus]

lol.

[Joga]

lol.
You always have something intelligent to say.

[dionysusolympus]

:clap2:

[iha]

I'm pretty sure it's because nipples are developed in the womb before the fetus' sex organs begin to grow.

And that's why men have nipples.

Around 85% sure, anyway.
that's right

[Trizzak]

Dont worry, Trizzie, i'll come up to Cuntada and hug you.
I'm not sure where Cuntada is, but if you give me directions then I'll meet you there.

[Trizzak]

You know just how to cut to the core of me. :sad2:
:tits:
and exactly how to cheer me up




erection included

[Joga]

:smooch:

[Agent]

i have nipples greg, can you milk me

[jazz]

i recall the line: "he was like a little engine that could."

lawl firm.

[sneakypete]

I got little nipples. :insecure:

[Bruce]

I got bee stings.

[jazz]

i have nipples greg, can you milk me
i just lol'd for reals

..and that was posted in '06 :what:

[Keith Moon]

LAL

LIL.

[Ryan]

ZIL

[Keith Moon]

Nayples.

[sneakypete]

neepals

[Keith Moon]

Nupples.

[Ryan]

Nepal.


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[Bruce]

What?

[Keith Moon]

Pete Townshend!

[jazz]

Nepal.


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