Okay, kiddos. Gather 'round Auntie Joga.

[Joga]

It's storytime.

Once upon a time, on August 5th, in a faraway land, called Middle Tennessee, I had a friend. I'll call him Red. Red was having a houseparty that night, and decided to be a nice guy and help his friends get some rolls. Rolls, for you lil' ones who may not know, are ecstasy.

Ecstasy dealers are shady people. They are not nice. But Red really wanted some cool drugs, so he called his friend, Slim. Slim hooked Red up with a good buddy of his, who shall be known as Douchebag. Douchebag agreed to meet my friend Red at a party so that they could make "the exchange."

"The Exchange" was supposed to go down the way I imagine they usually do. Red hands Douchebag the money, Douchebag hands Red the little pills. Now, please keep in mind that Red is not an idiot when it comes to this stuff. He's pretty experienced, which is AWESOME. Anyway, Red handed Douchebag $135, and Douchebag reached for the pills. He then said "oh shit- I must have left them in my car. I'll be right back." Red wasn't really thinking, and said that would be okay. Douchebag got into his car, drove off, and Red never saw Douchebag again.

So, Red called Slim and said "hey- I need to come over to your house really quick." Red arrived, and Slim was standing outside his car with the trunk open. After Red told him that he had just been robbed of $135, Slim said "that sucks man. He's always been cool with me. I don't know what to tell you." Red said, "tell me that you're going to give me $135, because I'm not going home empty-handed." After much hesitation, Red finally reached into Slim's trunk, grabbed a brand-new, $500 wakeboard out of it, and said "you have one week to get my $135 back, or this is going on ebay." Red still hasn't heard from Slim.

Moral of the story, kids? Don't do drugs.

The End.

[KenKill75]

:shocked:

[Agent]

this isn't as good as the explorer story.

[Joga]

I know, Agent, but my life can't be exciting all the time.

[KenKill75]

I actually like this story better.

[Joga]

:hug2:

[MAGO]

i don't get it :nanner9: ...

[KenKill75]

thats because no one had gas.

[MAGO]

ahh...ok...nevermind then....

[Agent]

every story you tell should include an explorer in reverse.

[Joga]

Okay, how about this. Douchebag got into his Ford Explorer, and sped away from the party in reverse.

[dionysusolympus]

and some Madden commentary.

[Heath]

Well I have pot dealer friends, and cocaine dealer friends, but no ecstacsy dealer friends.

Poor guy.

[Keith Moon]

Well I have friends, and poker dealer friends, but no lol friends.

Lmao guy.


- Fixed.

[Agent]

Okay, how about this. Douchebag got into his Ford Explorer, and sped away from the party in reverse.
you just forced that out. that doesn't count...

quick question...how old is the guy who is buying the pills?

[Joga]

The one buying the pills is 21.

[bleuMadonna]

:joga: tells good stories.

[Joga]

:inlove:

[bleuMadonna]

:nod: :bleu:

[Bruce]

I'm concerned with the people Jessica associates with. :sonic2:

[Joga]

Nah, he's a good guy other than that. He never involves any of his friends with his "habits," thus the always going to other peoples' houses instead of letting them come over to his house.

[jazz]

i'd hate to insult your friend red, but you gotta admit that he's just as much of a douche for trusting a guy (a drugdealer, hello?) he met for the first time.

i would have at least followed him outside with the money in my hand. :shrug: if the guy got all offended, i would have told him that i've had bad experiences before and that i meant no offense. if he doesn't understand, well, that's just too fucking bad.

[MAGO]

anyone ever watch the Cops episode where the crackhead pulled a cop over to tell him a drug dealer took his money and didn't give him the rocks?.. :lol: ..some funny shit...

[greg]

rolls? more like LOLLS

[jazz]

anyone ever watch the Cops episode where the crackhead pulled a cop over to tell him a drug dealer took his money and didn't give him the rocks?.. :lol: ..some funny shit...
i post stories like that all the time on the site. but you wouldn't know. :thehand:

[KenKill75]

:owned:

[Joga]

i post stories like that all the time on the site. but you wouldn't know. :thehand:

Do you post stories like this? (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate;_ylt=A0SOwlMv7ddE8hQAfAKs0NUE; _ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-)

LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/ AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Saturday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.

"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."

Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.

The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.

Police had also given it their approval.

Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $25,000 (13,000 pounds) for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention. If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.


We should do this for next year's encircling meet-up.

[bleuMadonna]

^^^:lmao: Best post o' the day!

[Bruce]

We should do this for next year's encircling meet-up.

:grouphug:

[Joga]

^^^:lmao: Best post o' the day!

:five:

[Trizzak]

It's storytime.

Once upon a time, on August 5th, in a faraway land, called Middle Tennessee, I had a friend. I'll call him Red. Red was having a houseparty that night, and decided to be a nice guy and help his friends get some rolls. Rolls, for you lil' ones who may not know, are ecstasy.

Ecstasy dealers are shady people. They are not nice. But Red really wanted some cool drugs, so he called his friend, Slim. Slim hooked Red up with a good buddy of his, who shall be known as Douchebag. Douchebag agreed to meet my friend Red at a party so that they could make "the exchange."

"The Exchange" was supposed to go down the way I imagine they usually do. Red hands Douchebag the money, Douchebag hands Red the little pills. Now, please keep in mind that Red is not an idiot when it comes to this stuff. He's pretty experienced, which is AWESOME. Anyway, Red handed Douchebag $135, and Douchebag reached for the pills. He then said "oh shit- I must have left them in my car. I'll be right back." Red wasn't really thinking, and said that would be okay. Douchebag got into his car, drove off, and Red never saw Douchebag again.

So, Red called Slim and said "hey- I need to come over to your house really quick." Red arrived, and Slim was standing outside his car with the trunk open. After Red told him that he had just been robbed of $135, Slim said "that sucks man. He's always been cool with me. I don't know what to tell you." Red said, "tell me that you're going to give me $135, because I'm not going home empty-handed." After much hesitation, Red finally reached into Slim's trunk, grabbed a brand-new, $500 wakeboard out of it, and said "you have one week to get my $135 back, or this is going on ebay." Red still hasn't heard from Slim.

Moral of the story, kids? Don't do drugs.

The End.
Now again, but this time with director's commentary

[Joga]

I'll give you some commentary. :ninja:

[Keith Moon]

- :agape:

[Joga]

:lmao:

[Trizzak]

I hope this is the commentary that cuddles afterwards

[Joga]

You'll have to ask iha about that. Apparently he's the cuddler.

[Ryan]

rolls? more like LOLLS


LOL!!!

[Keith Moon]

LOL!!!


- :hug5:

[Ryan]

:nanner8:

[bleuMadonna]

Now again, but this time with director's commentary
:teehee:

[MAGO]

i post stories like that all the time on the site. but you wouldn't know. :thehand:


i can't read :shrug:

[jazz]

you read my post.

:jazzryan: