no.

[Ryan]

http://www.populationpaste.com/blog/mitch/

http://populationpaste.com/blog/2006/05/01/crabbypatty/

[Trizzak]

dude

I don't understand you

[jazz]

is it safe?

[KenKill75]

I doubt it

[Ryan]

no.

[jazz]

good thing i asked.

[KenKill75]

When I see a Ryan thread with links, it's an automatic assumption that it is not safe.

[jazz]

same here, but he sometimes throws a curveball to shake things up.

[KenKill75]

I thought he threw screwballs...or maybe he just screws balls.

[jazz]

close. he plays with balls.

[Bruce]

That's a lot of balls.

[Joga]

Whatever you do, absolutely do not look at the first one. It's the sickest thing ever. Four words. Naked old guy. Poop.

[Keith Moon]

- They would definitely make for some good bedtime stories.

[Mya]

Amazing....

[jazz]

Whatever you do, absolutely do not look at the first one. It's the sickest thing ever. Four words. Naked old guy. Poop.
so we should look at the second one then? :what:

[jazz]

Amazing....
this is your future husband.

marriagelol

[Mya]

I hope our kids take after me and me alone.

[jazz]

:owned:

make sure to clear his internet cache before those kids log on.

[MojoFearsSatan]

one word for you... AID.

I can't wait for the I Love Lucy kinda sitcom of your marital life...

Ryan: "Honey I'm home!!!"
Mya: *hug* "have a good day, honey?"
Ryan: "Not really. Just uploaded a few goatse shots, spammed a few forums, posted pictures of whale penises all over the office, told my boss to "suck my balls LOL" and then roffled everywhere!"
Mya: "Damn, that's hardly anything, usually you'd have got to the midget pr0n at least!"
Ryan: "Yeah"
Mya: "How's the gimp?"
Ryan: "James? He's fine"

seriously, you'll be the first family in existence where the father teaches his kids to speak so the first word they utter is "lol".

[jazz]

everything lol-themed for the baby. i can just see it now.

[Mya]

one word for you... AID.

I can't wait for the I Love Lucy kinda sitcom of your marital life...

Ryan: "Honey I'm home!!!"
Mya: *hug* "have a good day, honey?"
Ryan: "Not really. Just uploaded a few goatse shots, spammed a few forums, posted pictures of whale penises all over the office, told my boss to "suck my balls LOL" and then roffled everywhere!"
Mya: "Damn, that's hardly anything, usually you'd have got to the midget pr0n at least!"
Ryan: "Yeah"
Mya: "How's the gimp?"
Ryan: "James? He's fine"

seriously, you'll be the first family in existence where the father teaches his kids to speak so the first word they utter is "lol".

Well essentially it'll be me coming home from work.... so it'll look more like this:
Mya: "Honey, I'm home!"
Ryan: (Ryan follows Mya around the house) “Have a good day honey? Have a good day honey? Have a good day honey???????”
Mya: “Yeh it was intensive but we have some interesting times ahead. Oh, and I’ll be travelling for work next week”
Ryan: “Can I take care of the kids?”
Mya: “No I think they’ll be safer with Rogue (my cat) and the catsitter”
Ryan: “Then what am I supposed to do when you’re gone?”
Mya: “While I’m gone you can sit on encircling all day and fantasize about being gay with Ken and James”
Ryan: “YAYYY!!”
Mya: “But I expect the house to be immaculate, dinner be ready and you lying in bed with only your leopard print boxers on”
Ryan: *sigh* “Ok then”

[Joga]

Well essentially it'll be me coming home from work.... so it'll look more like this:
Mya: "Honey, I'm home!"
Ryan: (Ryan follows Mya around the house) “Have a good day honey? Have a good day honey? Have a good day honey???????”
Mya: “Yeh it was intensive but we have some interesting times ahead. Oh, and I’ll be travelling for work next week”
Ryan: “Can I take care of the kids?”
Mya: “No I think they’ll be safer with Rogue (my cat) and the catsitter”
Ryan: “Then what am I supposed to do when you’re gone?”
Mya: “While I’m gone you can sit on encircling all day and fantasize about being gay with Ken and James”
Ryan: “YAYYY!!”
Mya: “But I expect the house to be immaculate, dinner be ready and you lying in bed with only your leopard print boxers on”
Ryan: *sigh* “Ok then”


:lmao:

Can you imagine how your family portraits will be? All of you, wearing sunglasses, pictures in black and white, with cameras in front of your faces, nobody smiling, and all with a silver link bracelet strategically placed on your wrist.

[Mya]

Not if i have anything to do with it....

[MojoFearsSatan]

:lmao:

Can you imagine how your family portraits will be? All of you, wearing sunglasses, pictures in black and white, with cameras in front of your faces, nobody smiling, and all with a silver link bracelet strategically placed on your wrist.

you forgot the shirts unbuttoned bit.

[Joga]

Oh yeah. We have to reveal all five chest hairs.

[Joga]

Not if i have anything to do with it....

So have you ever seen Ryan smile or laugh? Like, does he actually have teeth? Because I don't think he has teeth.

[Mya]

So have you ever seen Ryan smile or laugh? Like, does he actually have teeth? Because I don't think he has teeth.

Well let me put things into perspective for you.

Ryan sits here every few nights and posts nothing but bullshit that’s apparently meant to make you laugh.
Taking that into consideration, wouldn’t you automatically assume that he is an animated person in real life?

More times than not, he’s laughing and smiling…..

Well around me anyway….

[Bruce]

I don't believe it.


And, I'm not opening either link. I was raised Catholic.























:roflmao:

[Mya]

I wouldnt dare open it either.
Dont want to risk my job.

[jazz]

More times than not, he’s laughing and smiling…..

in a :gaytard: way?

[Mya]

LOL... I've been sigged.

[jazz]

i recognize an ownage when i see it. :nod:

[Ryan]

lol @ this thread

[Mya]

Was it as fun for you as it was for me?

[Ryan]

it was so fun it made me make this (http://www.encircling.us/forums/showthread.php?t=6115) :pudie: