I'm bored someone make me laugh

[Spark]

Got a joke?
anything? I am so bored....... :down:

[EtchedInCold]

Got a joke?
anything? I am so bored....... :down:
okay, so three men walk into a bar




but the fourth one ducks.

[Spark]

LOL

[Tzarina]

LOL
I know that bored feeling... a joke... wait here listen to this (in the media section...) way better than any one joke I could tell
http://www.greggiraldo.com/gregGiraldo_main.html

[Spark]

thanks

[Tzarina]

thanks

:cheeky: anytime, i am just not a funny person... :ass:

[Spark]

hehe

you know what would help me would be some weed so I could get stoned.

[jims]

music is better

[Spark]

yeah I know. I was only joking :)

[jims]

i take everything on the net very very seriously cuz it is the net and that makes it real so there can be no joking. all hail the pixels!

[bdf]

In all their pixilated glory.

[Tzarina]

:lmao:
LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Photo
Reuters Photo



Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
:lmao:

[kris46and2]

From Team America.



Gary: okayy, a limo that can fly now i have seen everything

Spotsword: have you ever seen a man eat his own head

Gary: noo

Spotsword: well you havent seen everything then have you, and neither have we..

[Tzarina]

What the title of this thread say... I'm bored, someone PLEASE make me laugh...

[Tzarina]

GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE MAKE ME LAUGH...NOW!

[Femme]

From an e-mail I got...

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

24. How is it possible to have a civil war?

25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

26. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

27. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

28. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have "S" in it?

30. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

31. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

[bdf]

GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE MAKE ME LAUGH...NOW!

Insistent little bitch, aren'tcha?

[iha]

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Dogs evolved from wolves, and we still have wolves. Part of a species can evolve without all of them evolving... that's usually how evolution works.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? hypothetically speaking?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? no b/c that wouldn't be unpleasurable

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? no

10. Is there another word for synonym? According to dictionary.com, yes. http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=synonym

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" on vacation

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? make it stop


..ok i'd rather be bored

[Neon_Tool]

http://clientes.netvisao.pt/andrfili/thissucks.gif

:insecure:

[ElleJae]

Okay, so a guy goes to the doctor and he says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this."
Doctor says, "Then don't do that."

That's all I've got.

[The Judas Cow]

:drums: *ba dum tish*

[ElleJae]

:drums: *ba dum tish*
I wasn't even going to give it the "tish", to be honest.

[The Judas Cow]

maybe I should have gone for a

*cricket cricket*

[ElleJae]

Hindsight is indeed 20/20.

[Pudie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/michaelquiggle/skanking.jpg

[dionysusolympus]

Hindsight is indeed 20/20.

depends on who's hind you're looking at... :whistle:

[Keith Moon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/michaelquiggle/skanking.jpg



- I like everyone's facial expressions in the background...

[Pudie]

The guy right behind her has the best one.

[Tzarina]

*bump*


:bang:

[jims]

so has spark laughed yet?

[Tzarina]

:brick:

[EtchedInCold]

This thread's like a who's who of long since left posters.

Greg and I are practically the only ones still around anymore...





(I think this is the first time I've randomly bumped a random thread.)

[Keith Moon]

A'nice.

[EtchedInCold]

Did I random bump right?
I'm so nervous, it was my first time. Will I get pregnant? Will I get a disease?

[Keith Moon]

Prolly. :pregnant:

[EtchedInCold]

Fucking figures.
Would you be okay if we abort?

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-08/16/xin_420803160727453188862.jpg