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dirty clown
January 23rd, 2005, 10:36 PM
Stinky the Grump from Chappelle's Show "Knee-high Park" skit...
I don't believe your pappy
He may be rich, but he ain't happy
He works hard all day- Why?
So you can go out and buy
a bunch of shit you don't need
driven by your punk-ass hopes and greed
That's why
I say
Fuck it
That's right, I said
Fuck it
For the first time I'm finally free
Don't mention (?) to me
I say fuck it
No brand new Humvee
Fuck it
But you'll get no pussy
Fuck it
What you don't understand
Is that I make love to my hand
So I don't need you, honey
I'll beat my dick like it owes me money
Fuck it
bdf
January 23rd, 2005, 10:37 PM
:up: :haha:
iha
January 23rd, 2005, 11:12 PM
ha, that's pretty good.
My favorite Chapelle show skit is in that same episode... the one where they do True Hollywood stories w/ Prince. I have that episode downloaded on my computer :hat:
bdf
January 23rd, 2005, 11:13 PM
Rick James, BIIIIIITCH!!!! :lmao:
iha
January 23rd, 2005, 11:16 PM
Rick James, BIIIIIITCH!!!! :lmao:
Yeah, but I really like the one w/ Prince better. :biggrin:
bdf
January 23rd, 2005, 11:17 PM
Yeah, but I really like the one w/ Prince better. :biggrin:
To be honest, I haven't seen much of the show, but the crackhead is frickon hysterical too. :laughing:
Parabola7001
January 23rd, 2005, 11:20 PM
i have the rick james one on my Pc too.
bdf
January 23rd, 2005, 11:21 PM
:up:
jazz
January 24th, 2005, 08:32 AM
To be honest, I haven't seen much of the show, but the crackhead is frickon hysterical too. :laughing:
aren't they all?
bdf
January 24th, 2005, 12:24 PM
Uhm....yes? :insecure:
EvAn
January 24th, 2005, 01:08 PM
"Darkness! Darkness is spreading!!!!!"
EtchedInCold
January 25th, 2005, 10:57 AM
Yeah, but I really like the one w/ Prince better. :biggrin:
good game...
bitches
iha
March 18th, 2005, 12:34 AM
To be honest, I haven't seen much of the show, but the crackhead is frickon hysterical too. :laughing:
one thing I don't like about the rick james epsiode is how everyone made such a big deal about it.. and repeated it over and over and over and over. people don't realize it's not funny when they do it I guess.
I really didn't think it was that funny to begin with, but that might be because I don't really know who Rick James is.
Keith Moon
March 18th, 2005, 02:58 AM
i have the rick james one on my Pc too.
- I am the only one in the world who has yet to see that full skit...I've only been able to see either small bits of the skit or from previews and then something came up where I had to leave or do something and not get to watch it... :crying:
Capt
March 18th, 2005, 03:03 AM
the basketball one with charlie murphy was the best
paygee
March 18th, 2005, 03:32 AM
"Darkness! Darkness is spreading!!!!!"
:haha:
PatrickBateman
March 18th, 2005, 09:45 AM
Would you like some more pancakes?
EtchedInCold
March 18th, 2005, 10:02 AM
Would you like some more pancakes?
bitches
EtchedInCold
March 18th, 2005, 10:03 AM
- I am the only one in the world who has yet to see that full skit...I've only been able to see either small bits of the skit or from previews and then something came up where I had to leave or do something and not get to watch it... :crying:
http://thetravisty.com/Chapelles_Show.php
try those. it takes a while to load however.
Pudie
March 18th, 2005, 11:17 AM
1 2 3 4 fiiiiif
Parabola7001
March 18th, 2005, 11:23 AM
i also like the small 30 sec clip of them doing a real life grand theft auto. Dave runs like the GTA3 guy did. all fucked up. funny as shit
Pudie
March 18th, 2005, 11:25 AM
lmao .. that was a good one.
Parabola7001
March 18th, 2005, 11:27 AM
lmao .. that was a good one.
for it being so short it was pretty good. I wish they would have done a mission or something more.
Capt
March 18th, 2005, 02:35 PM
Would you like some more pancakes?
game..... blouses
:haha:
Jonesy
March 18th, 2005, 04:40 PM
I like Black Bush and the skit when he is a black blind leader of the KKK.
Pudie
March 18th, 2005, 04:50 PM
Black Bush was fucking HILLARIOUS. I saw that for the first time a few days ago. And Clayton Bigsby is one of the best momemnts in sketch comedy , period.
Keith Moon
March 18th, 2005, 06:32 PM
http://thetravisty.com/Chapelles_Show.php
try those. it takes a while to load however.
- :up:
Tzarina
March 20th, 2005, 10:24 PM
What you don't understand
Is that I make love to my hand
So I don't need you, honey
I'll beat my dick like it owes me money
Fuck it
:roflmao:
I just saw this again... way too funny... Dave Chapelle is hysterical... :rasta:
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