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Stoner Si
December 13th, 2005, 11:45 AM
or was it just me?

Bruce
December 13th, 2005, 11:52 AM
You.






































and everyone else.

Danny's host is teh dumb. :magodio3:

KenKill75
December 13th, 2005, 11:53 AM
Byrche broke the board

dionysusolympus
December 13th, 2005, 11:56 AM
:yes:

damn glory holes.

:what:

Pudie
December 13th, 2005, 11:57 AM
I just went down on the board

Bruce
December 13th, 2005, 11:58 AM
I had to actually go and do work and shit. :argh:

KenKill75
December 13th, 2005, 11:58 AM
I just went down on the board


Thats not surprising.

Keith Moon
December 13th, 2005, 11:59 AM
- I blame it on Teh Max.

Bruce
December 13th, 2005, 11:59 AM
My last post in the gamer anon thread isn't showing up on the first page either.

Trizzak
December 13th, 2005, 12:01 PM
I just assumed I was being punished.


I don't know what for...I'm never supposed to ask Master jazz unless told to ask...

jazz
December 13th, 2005, 12:25 PM
http://www.encircling.us/forums/showpost.php?p=240949&postcount=7

:jazzall:

Bruce
December 13th, 2005, 12:28 PM
http://www.cafebongo.com/hamstertales/hamster_wheel1.jpg

KenKill75
December 13th, 2005, 12:29 PM
Dont squeeze him too hard, Lenny

jazz
December 13th, 2005, 12:29 PM
thank god i wasn't here when it went out.

:nelson:

Stoner Si
December 13th, 2005, 12:34 PM
ahhh..... i thought it might b adiff issue

KenKill75
December 13th, 2005, 12:37 PM
Its all the weed you were smokin.

Stoner Si
December 13th, 2005, 12:48 PM
hey im at work..... mind u..... i am a little stoned......... just a little tho.....

Trizzak
December 13th, 2005, 12:52 PM
I think someone should type "......." into an imaging program, make it into a picture then send it to jazz

:si:

Stoner Si
December 13th, 2005, 12:54 PM
sounds like a plan to me..... i want my own smiley....... i feel left out......

dionysusolympus
December 13th, 2005, 12:57 PM
ask :rytard: or :rob: ...

something like:

:redx:

with the white dots (periods) like in the style :jihadlol: replacing the three red-x's...and remove the background or change it into something pyschedelic...

Stoner Si
December 13th, 2005, 01:06 PM
i still like the idea some1 had bout the smiley with flesh tunnels.....

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 12:30 PM
The fuck is up with the site again lately?

Open link in new tab for threads, "untitled."

Refresh. Not refeshing.

Slow. Slow. Slow.

Is it me?

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 12:33 PM
No offense to Danny, cause its not his fault, but his webhost sucks bally balls.

Person
December 28th, 2005, 12:59 PM
It's not just you, Byrche....

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 01:06 PM
:grouphug:

Keith Moon
December 28th, 2005, 01:23 PM
- I'm getting problems here as well.

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 01:28 PM
Nobody asked you, Greg. :jazzgreg:

Keith Moon
December 28th, 2005, 01:34 PM
- :nanasad:

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 01:52 PM
Dont be sad, cutie pie

greg
December 28th, 2005, 02:01 PM
there's nothing wrong with the board. you guys are just all fucking retarded.

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 02:03 PM
Greg, go make some chicken soup and :stfu: The board is all kinds of fucked up.

greg
December 28th, 2005, 02:04 PM
k :boo:

Keith Moon
December 28th, 2005, 02:04 PM
- I get the 'The page cannot be displayed' error every other 5 minutes.. :shrug:

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 02:04 PM
:sarcasm:

Must be Firefox.

greg
December 28th, 2005, 02:04 PM
:greg:

greg
December 28th, 2005, 02:05 PM
i'm using firefox at work and i haven't had any problems

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 02:05 PM
Im not using Firefox and the site is being a cunt rag.

Keith Moon
December 28th, 2005, 02:06 PM
:sarcasm:

Must be Firefox.


- Nope, I can only use IE here at work.

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 02:08 PM
Fuck this. I say we walk out. Someone could get hurt if this forum is not brought up to code. I'm sure Daniel doesn't want a liability suit.

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 02:09 PM
when i get home from work, i'm gonna list a set of instructions and i'm gonna need as many of you to follow them. i'll show the results to my webhost. if they don't tell me what's wrong (or don't fix it), i'm switching.

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 02:09 PM
Poor Danny. He tries so hard.

Keith Moon
December 28th, 2005, 02:10 PM
- vBulleting strike?

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 02:11 PM
when i get home from work, i'm gonna list a set of instructions and i'm gonna need as many of you to follow them. i'll show the results to my webhost. if they don't tell me what's wrong (or don't fix it), i'm switching.

:hug2:

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 02:26 PM
Poor Danny. He tries so hard.
:sorry:

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 02:31 PM
I've switched webhosts. It can be a pain. But you gotta do what ya gotta do if one doesn't live up to expectations.

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 02:43 PM
It can be a pain.
like your genital warts, right? :what:

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 02:47 PM
I still wake up screaming.

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 02:52 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO!

/vader

?

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 02:52 PM
:captslap::jazzjazz:

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 02:54 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO!

/vader

?


Yes. But a little gayer.

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 02:54 PM
As gay as :dio:?

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 02:59 PM
:captslap::jazzjazz:
wow. we have quite the paradox here. why would you need capt to slap me if i'm already doing it to myself? also, how and why am i hitting and telling myself to gtfo?

deeeeeeeeeeeeeep. :what:

KenKill75
December 28th, 2005, 03:00 PM
Since it was you hitting yourself, I felt the need to have someone else hitting you as well. An outside party is required for full effect...bitch. And since you dont feel you can tell yourself to gtfo, allow me to do the honors. Daniel, pretty please, with sugar on top, :gtfo:

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 03:01 PM
wow.

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 03:02 PM
Since it was you hitting yourself, I felt the need to have someone else hitting you as well. An outside party is required for full effect...bitch. And since you dont feel you can tell yourself to gtfo, allow me to do the honors. Daniel, pretty please, with sugar on top, :gtfo:
no. even with pretty please with sugar on top.

:badmago:

Trizzak
December 28th, 2005, 04:44 PM
The fuck is up with the site again lately?

Open link in new tab for threads, "untitled."

Refresh. Not refeshing.

Slow. Slow. Slow.

Is it me?
I'm getting the dreaded white screen. It usually happens after I post something, then I'm not allowed back into the subforum for awhile.

goodbye Announcements, Member Introductions, & SPAM :sad:

bleuMadonna
December 28th, 2005, 05:32 PM
^^^ I got that a lot today. I thought it was internet connection because I didn't have a very good signal.

Pun'KinG'
December 28th, 2005, 05:49 PM
Yeah, it's been dying on me a lot more consistently as of late. And the load times are borderline pathetic most of the time. But I thought it was due to my lackluster equipment's performance.

Oh, and on a side note; the writing in my margin is quite legible.

But you still get a D- on your history paper. :what:

http://www.artie.com/20040719/arg-grade-d-minus.gif

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 05:52 PM
ok, do me a favor guys...please, i need a bunch of these so the customer rep could see what the hell the problem is...

if you're using windows, go to start, run, type cmd, then OK. once the box pops up and you get a prompt, type in traceroute encircling.us. if that doesn't work, type in tracert encircling.us (for XP users).

hit enter and let your computer run the process (when it's done, it should say something like "Trace Complete"). then do a print screen, open up paint or another program, paste it in there, save to a JPG, then email me the attachment (mailto:daniel@encircling.us).

normally i would just ask you guys to post it in this thread, but it does contain your i.p. address info.

thanks.

Keith Moon
December 28th, 2005, 05:57 PM
- ...and then we get a virus? :innocent:

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 06:00 PM
- ...and then we get a virus? :innocent:
:pray:

Keith Moon
December 28th, 2005, 06:02 PM
ok, do me a favor guys...please, i need a bunch of these so the customer rep could see what the hell the problem is...

if you're using windows, go to start, run, type cmd, then OK. once the box pops up and you get a prompt, type in traceroute encircling.us. if that doesn't work, type in tracert encircling.us (for XP users).

hit enter and let your computer run the process (when it's done, it should say something like "Trace Complete"). then do a print screen, open up paint or another program, paste it in there, save to a JPG, then email me the attachment (daniel@encircling.us).

normally i would just ask you guys to post it in this thread, but it does contain your i.p. address info.

thanks.



- :bump:

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 06:08 PM
:smooch:

bleuMadonna
December 28th, 2005, 06:17 PM
ok, do me a favor guys...please, i need a bunch of these so the customer rep could see what the hell the problem is...

if you're using windows, go to start, run, type cmd, then OK. once the box pops up and you get a prompt, type in traceroute encircling.us. if that doesn't work, type in tracert encircling.us (for XP users).

hit enter and let your computer run the process (when it's done, it should say something like "Trace Complete"). then do a print screen, open up paint or another program, paste it in there, save to a JPG, then email me the attachment (mailto:daniel@encircling.us).

normally i would just ask you guys to post it in this thread, but it does contain your i.p. address info.

thanks.

I'll try this when I get home, jazz.

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 06:17 PM
I'll try this when I get home, jazz. :hump3:

bleuMadonna
December 28th, 2005, 06:21 PM
:bleu: :beat:

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 06:23 PM
:cuddle:

Trizzak
December 28th, 2005, 07:04 PM
emailing...

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 07:32 PM
...sent

Bruce
December 28th, 2005, 07:46 PM
Might be better to do it when the board is acting up though. :shrug:

My ping wasn't too bad.

jazz
December 28th, 2005, 09:42 PM
My ping wasn't too bad.
that's what he/she said. :trannies:

thanks, byrche and trizzles.

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 03:26 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/gregryansex.jpg

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 07:02 AM
That's terrible. :emo:

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 07:14 AM
:yes:

worse than :monkee:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 08:24 AM
Danny, sent

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 08:30 AM
Thanks for the IP address, Ryan. :monty:

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 08:32 AM
whoops, i erased the top one. forgot to erase the bottom one.

fixed.

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 08:42 AM
My plan is almost complete. :phi:

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 09:00 AM
:paygee2:

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 09:09 AM
kickass, i got around five of them so far. thank ya.

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 09:19 AM
jazz :cuddle:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 10:15 AM
Did the board just go down? :what:

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 10:17 AM
It's being a fucktard again.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 10:33 AM
Did the board just go down? :what:
i don't know, but the webhost's gonna have to go down on me for me to stay with them.

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 10:35 AM
i don't know, but the webhost's gonna have to go down on me for me to stay with them.


psst :brows:

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 10:38 AM
psst :brows:
i have you penciled in for next wednesday. :wink:

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 10:39 AM
:paygee:

i wish i could go to sleep

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 10:44 AM
drink warm milk.

insert homosexual reference here

seriously, it contains tryptophane which will make you sleepy.

just don't drink too much and get the runs. :lol:

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 10:45 AM
drink warm milk.

insert homosexual reference here

seriously, it contains tryptophane which will make you sleepy.

just don't drink too much and get the runs. :lol:


guy at the spiral:


You should warm up your milk in a microwave for a little while...

Warming milk releases activates a chemical called tryptophan. Tryptophan is known for helping to induce sleep.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 10:46 AM
go for it.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 10:46 AM
or eat turkey. it contains the same chemical.

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 10:47 AM
that would require walking out to the kitchen :cringe:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 10:48 AM
Or, stfu, get in your bed, close your eyes, and quit being a pussy

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 10:48 AM
as long as you have :MAGO: cupping your balls, you should be fine.

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 10:49 AM
i think it's that hoff av keeping me awake.

can't sleep. hoff'll eat me...

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 10:54 AM
i think it's that hoff av keeping me awake.

can't sleep. hoff'll eat me...
turn off avs or get :MAGO: to cup your balls! :yell:

Ryan
December 29th, 2005, 10:55 AM
:sarcasm:

i'm going to attempt sleep for a third time now :bye2:

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 10:55 AM
Eat some turkey and peanutbutter too.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 10:58 AM
:sarcasm:

i'm going to attempt sleep for a third time now :bye2:
:bye:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 10:59 AM
shouldnt eat before bed, dont listen to these fuckers.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 11:02 AM
shouldnt eat before bed, dont listen to these fuckers.
i'm advocating the drinking of the milk. byrche is the one suggesting baked alaska and shit... :what:

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 11:05 AM
I eat all the time before I go to bed. :shrug:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 11:06 AM
DDFF

bleuMadonna
December 29th, 2005, 11:11 AM
Mine is sent, jazz. :bleu:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 11:12 AM
Send me something, Bleuuuuuuu.

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 11:15 AM
DDFF


:uhh:

bleuMadonna
December 29th, 2005, 11:15 AM
It was pretty tricky. I think I did it right :bleu: One screenshot is enough for one day :wink:

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 11:17 AM
Mine is sent, jazz. :bleu:
i just checked and i got it.

:smooch:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 11:17 AM
bleu, sleep with me. Plzkthx.

bleuMadonna
December 29th, 2005, 11:18 AM
bleu, sleep with me. Plzkthx.
:bsecks: :hug:

bleuMadonna
December 29th, 2005, 11:20 AM
i just checked and i got it.

:smooch:
:yay:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 01:03 PM
Server Error
The following error occurred:
[code=SERVER_RESPONSE_CLOSE] The server closed the connection while reading the response. Contact your system administrator.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please contact the administrator

:rage:

james
December 29th, 2005, 01:39 PM
:yell:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 01:40 PM
For real, yo.

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 01:43 PM
Dag, yo.

Keith Moon
December 29th, 2005, 01:52 PM
- :innocent:

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 01:56 PM
:yell:
i need two of you for a hit on the liquidweb offices.

volunteers?

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 01:58 PM
:dual:

Keith Moon
December 29th, 2005, 02:00 PM
- :insecure:

greg
December 29th, 2005, 02:01 PM
liquidweb is gayer than you...again

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 02:16 PM
I heard they have dicks flopping all over the place.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 02:20 PM
i heard that to power their computers, the customer reps need to sit on one of these:

http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/511/image_09.gif

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 02:21 PM
Interesting.They fuck themselves? :uhh:

Pun'KinG'
December 29th, 2005, 02:47 PM
i'm advocating the drinking of the milk. byrche is the one suggesting baked alaska and shit... :what:

:laughing:



Oh...and I sent the TPS cmd report. Sorry about the absence of a cover sheet, but I didn't get your memo in time.

james
December 29th, 2005, 02:55 PM
hasweb is where it's at.

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 02:59 PM
nice fuckin hairdo :shame:

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 03:00 PM
:sarcasm:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 03:01 PM
:hand::sarcasm:

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 03:02 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/173/3313/400/Natalie-Portman-Shaved.jpg

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 03:04 PM
You red X'd me, bitch? :bat:

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 03:06 PM
http://nyquil.org/uploads/natalie-portman-bald-1.jpg

:lmao:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 03:06 PM
WTF??

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 03:13 PM
kekekek

Pun'KinG'
December 29th, 2005, 03:15 PM
WTF??

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/g050.gifKenneth. JSAON.



http://nyquil.org/uploads/natalie-portman-bald-1.jpg

:lmao:

:uhh: :insecure: :lol: :hmm:


Where is the "WTF" picture thread? I thought we had one? Because I have a plethora of abnormal pics and befuddlements that I've been hankerin' to hotlink.

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Rust :hi:

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 03:17 PM
Rutsy. :hattip:

james
December 29th, 2005, 03:20 PM
Leave Natalie and Batman ALONE! :yell:

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 03:21 PM
That was a hotlink result I ran across. What people do when ya steal their bandwidth. The real picture was normal. I love Nat. Both of them. :sorry:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 03:21 PM
Natalie is a filthy whore, and Batman takes it up his bat cave...accept the facts

james
December 29th, 2005, 03:25 PM
That does it.










*breathes in*














:yell:

KenKill75
December 29th, 2005, 03:25 PM
Left wing pussy

james
December 29th, 2005, 03:27 PM
I'm not a left wing pussy. I hate fucking hippies who believe in nothing. Fuckers.

Bruce
December 29th, 2005, 03:29 PM
We believe zin nutzing, Lebowski.

james
December 29th, 2005, 03:30 PM
I believe we should kill everyone, and start over.

greg
December 29th, 2005, 04:46 PM
http://nyquil.org/uploads/natalie-portman-bald-1.jpg

:lmao:
:lmao:

Pun'KinG'
December 29th, 2005, 05:31 PM
:yell: Damn WebHOSER!

Hey, Liquidweb, here's a memo (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=AjaKd.qUgniXVqLbryjoFu5XNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTB0NDh jNDBuBGNvbG8DZQRzZWMDbm9yZXMEdnRpZANGNTYzXzg5/SIG=11nh0kl1c/EXP=1135981730/**http%3a//www.liquidwebsucksbawls.com/) for ya. Please read. It's extremely urgent.

:jerk:

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 06:40 PM
ok, i just about have all the trace routes i'll need to show these assfucks. does anyone know the EXACT location of bleu and phi? i wanted to name them all 'traceroute_user's location', to facilitate the person looking at the trouble ticket (and speed the process along).

bleuMadonna
December 29th, 2005, 06:59 PM
Hey, jazz, I'm in Philadelphia.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 07:16 PM
Hey, jazz, I'm in Philadelphia.
ok, just double-checking. thanks.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 07:16 PM
anyhow,

Hello,

I had previously opened up a ticket entitled "Server Issues." I believe Evan C. was the person I was conversing with.

The problem was with the server acting up and not moving as quickly as it should. I suggested having the site switched over to a faster server, then Evan C. suggested I run a traceroute on my computer. I ran one, took a screenshot, and submitted it. He told me that the site was fine. The ticket was closed.

Ever since I had received the notification of the power failure, my site has been getting slower and slower each and every day. The past couple of days have been dreadful and I wanted to know what was going on. I asked everyone on my message board to run a traceroute and submit their screenshots to me along with their location. I plan to submit these to the Customer Representative that helps me on this ticket, so please advise me on when and where to send them.

Now, I will admit that your company has been loyal to me and has never shut down the site because of a late payment. In fact, the Customer Service has been responsive and quick, and the company has shown me loyalty so I will be patient and stick by your company before I would even consider moving my site.

In closing, I had another issue regarding my email. I've never experienced problems with my email since signing up with your company, but lately I haven't been able to send email through SMTP. I have not changed any passwords, so I was wondering what the exact problem was.

Thank you for your attention on this matter,

Daniel P. Borbolla

let's see what they say. :sarcasm:

bleuMadonna
December 29th, 2005, 07:58 PM
Good letter, jazz. I hope they do something. Today was especially nasty with the white screen and all. I gave up for a few hours because it kept happening.

phi
December 29th, 2005, 11:27 PM
ok, i just about have all the trace routes i'll need to show these assfucks. does anyone know the EXACT location of bleu and phi? i wanted to name them all 'traceroute_user's location', to facilitate the person looking at the trouble ticket (and speed the process along).
I'm in Manila.

Thanks jazz.

jazz
December 29th, 2005, 11:48 PM
thank you too.

by the way, the person who responded to my ticket speaks, or types, in broken english.

:sarcasm:

phi
December 30th, 2005, 12:08 AM
Sure thing.

And och :doh: That could be a major hindrance.

:cross:

jazz
December 30th, 2005, 12:09 AM
i mean, not to sound like a dick, but i don't want some guy from india answering my trouble ticket and shit. sorry.

jazz
December 30th, 2005, 12:07 PM
some back-and-forth shit...



dipshit customer service rep (the one who failed at teh engrish)

Hello,

Just as previous ticket I am not able to duplicate the slowness you are experienceing either, at this workstation or my home computer which is on a residential cable modem provider.

I looked at the traceroute that you submitted in your last ticket. The traceroute was only 14 hops and the longest taking 13ms (milliseconds).

The only traceroutes we would need would be the one's that you could see problems with. What I mean by that, are traceroutes that either die or take an extreme about of time between "hops". Why the traceroutes are helpful to us is that it gives the exact route that you are taking from a specific location on the internet to a specific ip address on the internet. Each "hop" is a router that you are going though to get to that Ip.


Now on to the second issue. Obviously you have checked all you SMTP settings. An error message could be helpful. But uf you are just having trouble sending mail thier is 2 things you should probably try.

1)(even though it has worked fine in the past) if you have a software firewall or antivirus software running on the computer, try disabling it temporarly.

2) Try changing the SMTP server to that of you ISP (internet service provider). Some ISP (especially the larger residential ones) block other domain server from sending on thier network, and only their smtp to send on thier network. They do this to stop and reduce the amount of spam and virus activity on thier network.

As always we are more than willing to work with you to try and troubleshoot any issue you are having. Being able to duplicate an issue, gives us a direction to troubleshoot in and assure that the problem is resolved.

Let me know if you have any further questions or comments.


Regards,

--------------------

Carl
System Admin.
Liquid Web Inc.

support@liquidweb.com
www.liquidweb.com


dipshit customer service rep (again)

Hello,

correction ... last traceroute was 14 hops .. with the longest being 68ms.(still normal parameters)

teh jazz0rtr0n

I understand, but sometimes the connection is fine, and sometimes it is not. I mentioned that I had people run traceroutes and submit their results to me. Would this be helpful in determining the problem?

Thank you


thank god the original csr took over the ticket at this point


dipshit customer service rep

Hello,

Any traceroutes you have that show this kind of problem are going to be very helpful. The ips and isps that you use to connect could also give us a clue as to where this is happening or what could possibly be blocked.

If you have any other questions or comments, please dont hesitate to ask. Thank you very much for your time,

Evan C.


---
Evan C.
Systems Administrator

Liquidweb Inc.
www.liquidweb.com
support@liquidweb.com

teh jazz0rtr0n

I'm going to attach all the trace routes that my members submitted to me. I have included the person's location (sometimes exact) in the file name to assist you.

attached 9 attachments (you guys fucking rule)


dipshit customer service rep

Hello,

Ive looked through all of the traceroutes and the are stopped for a number of different reason. A couple of them point to problems with routing through eastern-telecoms and at&t. Some of the other ones are blocked leaving their local networks, the rest complete fine except one that looks like it might have stalled at our distro core, but not for more than 150ms, which isnt too bad but could have been caused by a dos attack or something similar. I dont see anything consistant unfortunately.

teh jazz0rtr0n

Hello Evan,

You told me that you did not see anything consistent and I'll take you on your word (this is the second time now). However, I'm only willing to wait so long before I decide to move the site. It will be a major hassle for me, but I'm willing to do it for site performance and happy community members.

As far as being able to send email, I still cannot and I'm using Mozilla Thunderbird. Could you please help?

Thank you.

:captslap:dipshit customer service rep

Bruce
December 30th, 2005, 12:15 PM
Might be better to do it when the board is acting up though.:shrug:


:that:

jazz
December 30th, 2005, 12:19 PM
:that:
some people submitted some pretty shitty results. some didn't (i.e. you). i just hate how these people always shift the blame on you and act like it's not a problem on their end. If they keep this shit up, I'm gonna start looking for a new host. I pay $25/month for this shit.

Bruce
December 30th, 2005, 12:26 PM
25? :faint:


What are the package details?

jazz
December 30th, 2005, 12:28 PM
25? :faint:


What are the package details? yes. the sacrifices i make for you fags. :hmm:

http://www.liquidweb.com/shared/plan3.htm

jazz
December 30th, 2005, 12:31 PM
100% Uptime Guarantee

:sarcasm:

btw, no hosting company can claim to be up 100% of the time.

Bruce
December 30th, 2005, 12:35 PM
Damn. That's weak.

My host. (http://www.bluehost.com/)

jazz
December 30th, 2005, 12:38 PM
Damn. That's weak.

My host. (http://www.bluehost.com/)
nice.

does anyone know of anything better out there?

Bruce
December 30th, 2005, 12:46 PM
I forget which thread it was that everyone was throwing out suggestions for a host.

Pun'KinG'
December 30th, 2005, 02:16 PM
I forget which thread it was that everyone was throwing out suggestions for a host.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/trebek.jpg

I should've known Trebek had a hand in this. :shame:





http://www.letsmakeadeal.com/images/lmad-curtain.GIF

You can lease Monty Hall's hosting abilities for the low, low price of 14.95 per month...

OR you can take what's inside the box.

http://www.tannens.com/cart/images/mysterybox.jpg

jazz
December 30th, 2005, 02:17 PM
box. :what:

Pun'KinG'
December 30th, 2005, 02:35 PM
http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2003/08/05/images/2003080500380201.jpg
Are you sure?

You can have what's inside the box. It's yours. Open it and walk away.
OR you could trade it for what's behind door number 2.

http://www.apprendre-en-ligne.net/random/monty/closed-2.gif

Bruce
December 30th, 2005, 03:14 PM
Take the door! Take the door!

Keith Moon
December 30th, 2005, 04:39 PM
- :jazzall:

jazz
December 30th, 2005, 05:48 PM
http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2003/08/05/images/2003080500380201.jpg
Are you sure?

You can have what's inside the box. It's yours. Open it and walk away.
OR you could trade it for what's behind door number 2.

http://www.apprendre-en-ligne.net/random/monty/closed-2.gif
nah, i'll go for the box.

:captslap:

Pun'KinG'
January 2nd, 2006, 05:45 PM
Damn this board is slow. I was almost in disbelief and tried to play it off by laying the blame on my shitty PC or the ISP I use. But after I noticed that the movie I was downloading finished before the "Random Thought Thread" loaded, I began to muster an unclouded awareness for the peculiar happenings surrounding me.

Yates
January 2nd, 2006, 05:56 PM
i saw an ad for a hosting service for like $5.95..........i dont know anything about hosting services, so its probably shitty.....

this isnt the same one, but its cheap: http://www.bluehost.com/

Bruce
January 2nd, 2006, 07:58 PM
I use Blue Host. It's not shitty. :blink:

I've had little trouble with them.

jazz
January 2nd, 2006, 09:05 PM
i'm interested in your host, byrche, but i was having doubts as to its performance (considering how cheap the hosting rates were). i don't know, it just seems like its too good to be true.

Bruce
January 3rd, 2006, 07:26 AM
I've had a couple minor issues from time to time. :shrug:

Bruce
January 3rd, 2006, 09:48 AM
Okay. I wouldn't recommend them. But for what you're paying, Daniel, I'd expect more.

jazz
January 3rd, 2006, 10:20 AM
Okay. I wouldn't recommend them. But for what you're paying, Daniel, I'd expect more.
yeah, me too. but i want to take my time and make the right decision before i jump again...cause it's a lot to move.

Keith Moon
January 3rd, 2006, 02:15 PM
- The board, over the weekend and up until today, has been running great for me thus far. *knock on :penis:*

jazz
January 3rd, 2006, 02:52 PM
the board hasn't gone down on me in a while too, but i haven't taken out said board to dinner in a while, so naturally...

Keith Moon
January 3rd, 2006, 03:08 PM
- Where's my dinner?

KenKill75
January 3rd, 2006, 03:34 PM
You'll get it right before the ass fucking.

Keith Moon
January 3rd, 2006, 03:38 PM
- Don't forget to bring the mayo.

KenKill75
January 3rd, 2006, 04:06 PM
No mayo, but :jerk2:

Pun'KinG'
January 3rd, 2006, 04:14 PM
- Where's my dinner?

http://www.hccsucks.com/images/articles/20040419193551302_1.jpg

jazz
January 3rd, 2006, 04:38 PM
You'll get it right before the ass fucking.
:that:

Keith Moon
January 3rd, 2006, 07:21 PM
- ...be gentle.

KenKill75
January 3rd, 2006, 09:38 PM
Dont worry, the hemorrhaging is perfectly normal.

Bruce
January 4th, 2006, 08:01 AM
:shame:

greg
January 4th, 2006, 08:12 AM
:suicide2:

KenKill75
January 4th, 2006, 08:13 AM
Suicide is not the answer

Keith Moon
January 4th, 2006, 11:17 AM
- What if it's su-su-suicide?

KenKill75
January 4th, 2006, 12:17 PM
Wine is fine, but whisky's quicker.

Bruce
January 5th, 2006, 10:10 AM
:shame:

KenKill75
January 5th, 2006, 10:17 AM
Problem, Jay Z?

Bruce
January 5th, 2006, 10:21 AM
This retarded server.

KenKill75
January 5th, 2006, 10:21 AM
Put out a hit on it.

Stoner Si
January 14th, 2006, 08:29 PM
wow.... one of my threads got stickied..... i'd only just noticed that........ yay 4 me... i think thats a 1st.....

jazz
January 14th, 2006, 09:44 PM
btw, after a few more back and forth email messages between myself and the person helping me, they finally came up with the brilliant idea of moving my site to a different server. wait a minute, didn't i suggest that the first time the site started having trouble months ago?

:hmm:

fucking idiots.

KenKill75
January 16th, 2006, 12:35 PM
Did the board just go down? :teehee:

jazz
January 16th, 2006, 01:04 PM
ok, so for those of you who are just logging on for the first time today, here's what happened...when i signed on this morning (i woke up late since i have the day off from work), everyone was complaining how the board had reverted back to (and "lost") all the posts and new users during this past week. this was happening to my entire site, not just the message board.

in any case, i contacted support and the guy managed to fix it. let me know if the site being on this new server helps anything. if it doesn't, i'm considering moving my site elsewhere. this is their last chance.

bleuMadonna
January 16th, 2006, 01:12 PM
That was bizarre. I missed all of that, but I'm glad it's fixed now.

KenKill75
January 16th, 2006, 01:12 PM
I thought id never see you again, sweetie pie

bleuMadonna
January 16th, 2006, 01:13 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :hug2:

KenKill75
January 16th, 2006, 01:15 PM
You just grabbed my cock! :what: ...Do it again...

bleuMadonna
January 16th, 2006, 01:16 PM
:lmao:

:hug2: :wink: :bleu:

Joga
January 16th, 2006, 02:04 PM
It's weird...now when I go to this site, the liquidweb logo comes up for a second before it directs me to encircling.

KenKill75
January 16th, 2006, 02:05 PM
it owns you

Keith Moon
January 16th, 2006, 02:06 PM
it loves you


- Fixed.

greg
January 16th, 2006, 02:06 PM
the board went down and it felt great

KenKill75
January 16th, 2006, 02:10 PM
- Faxed.

Fixed

Joga
January 16th, 2006, 02:10 PM
- Fixed.

Awwww...:muah:

Keith Moon
January 16th, 2006, 02:10 PM
- :inlove:

Joga
January 16th, 2006, 02:12 PM
:beat: :drool2:

KenKill75
January 16th, 2006, 02:14 PM
By the way, they switched us to a different server, but it still sucks.

Keith Moon
January 16th, 2006, 02:18 PM
By the way, they switched us to a different server, but it still sucks.


- Well, get out of :kenkill:mode and get into :kenkill2: mode and do something about it.

KenKill75
January 16th, 2006, 02:19 PM
No, im in nice mode now. :smooch:

Trizzak
January 16th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Any chance of getting back all the posts and threads made during The Encircling Zone? Or are they lost for good?

jazz
January 16th, 2006, 03:27 PM
Any chance of getting back all the posts and threads made during The Encircling Zone? Or are they lost for good?
now you're pushing it.

KenKill75
January 16th, 2006, 03:28 PM
He likes to push it :monkey2:

greg
January 24th, 2006, 05:17 PM
encircling.us is better than norton internet security

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/8859/wtf5cl.jpg

Ryan
January 24th, 2006, 05:18 PM
collosalol

jazz
January 24th, 2006, 06:12 PM
encircling.us is better than norton internet security

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/8859/wtf5cl.jpg
i have hotlinks disabled, dude. sowwy. :shrug:

greg
January 24th, 2006, 07:57 PM
i never had any problems before a couple of days ago.

now half the smilies don't show up and the gifs to the left of the forum titles (forum_old and forum_new.gif) don't work unless i disable norton's.

and that picture happened when i turned it back on. :sad:

Ryan
January 24th, 2006, 07:58 PM
greg = owned by internet

jazz
January 25th, 2006, 11:29 PM
encircling.us is better than norton internet security

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/8859/wtf5cl.jpg
hey greg, you shouldn't have that problem anymore now. try whatever you were doing again.

greg
January 26th, 2006, 06:24 AM
its working fine now, thanks

what was the problem?

jazz
January 26th, 2006, 02:18 PM
nah, i just removed the no hotlinking command. i didn't like how it interfered with my customized google search page (the logo wasn't showing up).

Trizzak
February 21st, 2006, 01:18 AM
Board is teh slow again. I'll click on a link, it won't do anything, I'll visit another website with another open window and it will load fine, I come back to encircling.....it eventually decides to react.

But it could just be me.

bleuMadonna
February 21st, 2006, 01:20 AM
I had that problem with ezboard shit tonight. It wouldn't load for shit. Encircling seemed fine so far.

Keith Moon
February 21st, 2006, 02:57 AM
Board is teh slow again. I'll click on a link, it won't do anything, I'll visit another website with another open window and it will load fine, I come back to encircling.....it eventually decides to react.

But it could just be me.


- :nsyour56Kpowaa!:

Trizzak
February 21st, 2006, 11:56 AM
:ncanhavemy56kpowaa!:

dionysusolympus
February 21st, 2006, 01:44 PM
board.
is.
as.
:imslow:.
as.
:darkenelise: + :greg2: .

Keith Moon
February 21st, 2006, 01:46 PM
- :orry:

dionysusolympus
February 21st, 2006, 01:49 PM
:quiterly:

bleuMadonna
February 21st, 2006, 01:52 PM
It was acting weird a while ago..verrrrry slooooooow

Keith Moon
February 21st, 2006, 01:56 PM
It was acting weird a while ago..verrrrry slooooooow


- Yep, about 10 minutes ago.

KenKill75
February 21st, 2006, 03:14 PM
board.
is.
as.
:imslow:.
as.
:darkenelise: + :greg2: .


:yes: It was

Keith Moon
February 21st, 2006, 03:17 PM
- :timmy:

KenKill75
May 2nd, 2006, 03:11 PM
:sonic2:

EtchedInCold
May 2nd, 2006, 03:16 PM
:nod:

Bruce
May 6th, 2006, 03:09 PM
I'm digging the time-outs.

jazz
May 6th, 2006, 06:18 PM
jesus, not again.

Bruce
May 6th, 2006, 06:25 PM
It was a little slow at times yesterday. Today it was all kinds of goofy. Then it seemed to actually be down for a few. I "test" my connection when this happens with other sites by opening another tab and connecting. If it's fast, I assume something is wrong with your server. I usually try MySpace since it's such crap and doesn't work half the time. I had no issue connecting to it today. :shrug:

jazz
May 6th, 2006, 06:29 PM
yeah, the myspace servers are terrible.

bleuMadonna
May 6th, 2006, 07:01 PM
It was really slow for me earlier, but then after a while, it seemed fine.

jazz
May 6th, 2006, 08:33 PM
We are attempting to isolate the cause of the problems that you have been
experiencing. As of right now the team which is working on this has not been
able to isolate a specific cause of the problem. We are doing our best to
resolve this as quickly as we possibly can.

:sarcasm:

Bruce
May 6th, 2006, 08:35 PM
That means they're on their coffee break.

jazz
May 8th, 2006, 10:17 AM
it means they're too busy 69ing each other too attend to their servers. not to mention cleaning up the bukkake with my money.

Bruce
May 8th, 2006, 10:38 AM
You ever jerk into a girls hair while she's sleeping?

jazz
May 8th, 2006, 10:42 AM
no...

:ontome2: