New Arcade Installation

[jazz]

i found a new arcade hack and installed it, however, i need to find a site that lets me download the games for free. so, please be patient. i'll eventually find something.

there was a problem when i tried adding the arcade link to the scarlet templates, so if you're using scarlet and want to use the arcade, just remove the index.php from the message board address and add arcade.php after forums/. make sure to bookmark the page so you don't have to do the same thing over and over again.

EDIT: i forgot to mention, but under your profile options, it lets you input your skype name, for those of you who use that. also, you could edit your arcade settings under the USER CP.

[Capt]

i hate you so much right now

i have exams to study for i can't play tetris

is there any way to revoke my arcade priviledges?

[dionysusolympus]

i hate you so much right now

i have exams to study for i can't play tetris

is there any way to revoke my arcade priviledges?

yes.

:jazzcapt:

[jazz]

yes.

:jazzcapt:
exactly.

[Keith Moon]

- Good work on teh arcade, jazz. :shake:

[Ryan]

now to get my 6,000 score on snake back

[The Judas Cow]

how do you get your high scores to post? I beat Heath at that fucking chopper game but my high score wont go on the leader board.

[jazz]

i don't know, judas. i haven't tried any games yet and probably won't for a while.

anyways, check out what i put in the first post (edit).

[jazz]

ok, i added all the games i had from the previous arcade (and left out the really bad ones). i'll try to find new ones soon.

[greg]

:woo:

[breastnorton]

where is the minesweeper?

that wasn't one of the bad ones, was it?

[greg]

start menu > all programs > games > minesweeper

[breastnorton]

yeah but then you all can't see my impressive scores

[greg]

ah i see

[Capt]

the minesweeper measured scores backwards, the longer you took to complete it, the higher up the list you'd be

[breastnorton]

i was hoping jazz would have a different version

[Capt]

minesweeper sucks, you can only do it so fast and then its impossible to break your record

[jazz]

i was hoping jazz would have a different version
nah, i remember capt complaining on how bad it sucked, so i didn't include it.

[Person]

I remember that air fighting game... anyway, I easily beat the top score but the game didn't end, so I couldn't load it up :(

Similar things happened to other games as well.

Good luck finding some cool games though.

[jazz]

the retro category pwns all.

[Capt]

qbert, word

and tetris, obviously

[jazz]

battleship and burgertime are pretty kickass too.

[wesdgreat]

ah!!! no more hexagram... i wooped ass in that game... i was so proud of my long standing unbeated score

[Trizzak]

ah!!! no more hexagram... i wooped ass in that game... i was so proud of my long standing unbeated score
I tried to beat that score for so long.

I hate you.

[wesdgreat]

I tried to beat that score for so long.

I hate you.
it took me like 50 tries and luck to get that score.... u just gotta know what the computer will do

[jazz]

i forgot to mention...once you finish playing a game and you are in the high scores section, PLEASE rank the game. i see some of you have already done so. thanks.

and try to cut the games some slack. these are only the flash versions, so they're obviously not going to be as good as the original.

[mjk870621345]

how do you get your high scores to post? I beat Heath at that fucking chopper game but my high score wont go on the leader board.

yeah i played snake and made 2600 points but i dont know why my score wont show up

:shrug:

[jazz]

it has a bias against :mexican:s? :shrug2:

:ontome2:

[The Judas Cow]

Did you just call me mexican?

Cause I will fuck you up.

[Keith Moon]

Did you just call me mexican?

Cause I will fuck you up.


- I'd consider that a compliment.

[mjk870621345]

- I'd consider that a compliment.

:werd:

[Ryan]

someone beat my battleship score

[mjk870621345]

someone beat my battleship score

done

[Ryan]

:crying2:

beat my breakout score then, taco man

[mjk870621345]

k, fag

[Keith Moon]

:werd:


- :five:

[Person]

ahaha... first attempt at A Ski and I smash the previous best. Beat like... 3933 or whatever it is.

[Person]

Oh and yeah, just wondering should it be necessary, how you can send a challenge to someone?

And yeah, to celebrate the new arcade you should make up a tourney or something :p

it'd be fun

[Trizzak]

done
done

[jazz]

could someone do me a favor? go to your user cp, then to your arcade options, then click the box where it says to accept challenges...then save. let me know when you do.

[greg]

:up:

[jazz]

:up:
thanks, but it's not working. i checked the site where i got the arcade from and they mentioned that they were having problems with the challenges (:sarcasm:).

either way, greg, please uncheck that box and save...anyone else who has that "allow challenges" box please make sure it IS NOT checked (it should be unchecked by default anyways). i'll try running a php query when i get home so that it turns it on for everyone at the same time. if you have it checked, it will screw things up for you, so check and see.

if the query doesn't work, i'll have to edit the postbit template for the arcade manually and try that.

damn it, does anything ever work 100%?! :yell:

[Bruce]

This all sounds complicated. I'll stick with my F.E.A.R. tonight.

[jazz]

you'll stick with my C.O.C.K. tonight.

:jazzbyrc:

[Bruce]

Does wheel up/down still alternate between your naughty bits?

[jazz]

don't worry about that, just stick to the t'aint region.

[greg]

:yummy2:

[jazz]

there's a problem with the arcade in case you guys didn't notice. i'll try to fix it this weekend.

[greg]

greg, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

1. Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
2. If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

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:sad2:

[jazz]

:sad2:
:console:

[breastnorton]

i hope it doesn't lose my asteroids score

i don't think anyone can beat that fucking score

[jazz]

i'm not sure if it'll lose the scores, bro. i really hope not.

also, the post counts showing up are also a problem, i didn't put them back intentionally.

[jazz]

someone please check the arcade and tell me if it's working.

[EtchedInCold]

:nod:

and the high scores are safe.

[jazz]

i'm now removing the post counts, *you will still be able to see them when you click on someone's user profile or when you go through the member's list.

*for the few n00bs.

[jazz]

ok, i already resolved the post count problem, the arcade...next up (hopefully) is the who's online feature.

[bdf]

You da man, :jazz:

[jazz]

:five:

[jazz]

:nod:

and the high scores are safe.
yep. it got very close to being lost.

[bdf]

:biggrin:

[EtchedInCold]

next up (hopefully) is the who's online feature.
:qmark:

[jazz]

these vbulletin ASSHOLES don't respond to my service tickets. it seems i have to renew my license so they could help me. :sarcasm: i only went this route cause the admin on the board told me to. dickhead.

[Ryan]

lol, arcade.

[jazz]

not until the next server move, ry. whenever that is. :jazzryan:

[Ryan]

I just want to pwn everyone at Snake again.