fuck 2005.......

[pappa roach]

if 2006 ain't go be no better i'm checking the fuck out. as some of you know i spent 2 weeks in jville with cinnamongirl, had a damn good old hi time, she came back with me and spent 2 weeks here, and we had another hi old time. 2 days after she leaves to go back to j-ville, i go out and buy another ride cause my truck went tits up on me. 2 days after that some drunk bitch runs a goddamn red light, totals my ride and damn near kills me. i wake up in the hospital..again for those of you keeping count...thats 4 times this year. only one wreck tho. what do i get out of it....3, yep count'em now 3 broken ribs...and punctured lung, a fractured right arm, and many, many, cuts, bruses...yea i know i can't spell..i'm fucked up on pain pills at the mo. so after that i should be highly pissed off right? not yet peeps. then i ask wheres my dog? he's at the vets because he's got a broken leg..now this really pisses me off. you can fuck with a lot of things..but never,ever fuck wit my dog. so now i think i can't get anymore shittin..the nurse tells me my blood pressure is off the chart...gee i wonder why. then the highway man comes in and tells me the bitch that hit me has no liscese, no insurance and the car she was driving was stolen. btw she was also 3 times over the legal limit for driving in south carolina....but after all that.....i tell the dr that i am going home. i'm sick and fuckin tired of hospitals..he says you could die...i say ...THATS FUCKIN GREAT....SIGN ME OUT......NOW. so after signing all kinds of shit that says they can't be sued if i die i finally get out...only to end up at me mothers house till i heal. ah mother...ya gotta love her. she won't let me smoke pot..she won't make me my special brownies....I'M IN HELL HERE PPL....somebody please come kill me. and on top of everything else...i can't fly for 3 to 5 months because of my fucked up lung...and that kills my xmas trip to go over and see Si and Jimbo. life is a mother fucker sometimes......and when i think about how long it took me to get my goddamn passport. so feel free to write me peeps..or at least post some shit to keep me sane..........oh i feel better already........HEY NURSE...I NEED ANOTHER GALLON OF MORPHINE.........STAT....GODDAMNIT................ ............peace and love

[jazz]

it went from guatemala to guatepeor.

:shame:

[bleuMadonna]

Wow, that sucks ass, pappa roach. :frown:

[Stoner Si]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!11

no xmas trip?????

but mainly r u ok?.... thats some fucked up shit right there........... get on msn some time..... ive changed me email... i added u tho... u'll kno its me................................... we r gonna have to sort some other shit out tho.......................

[Person]

shit mate...

I can't say anything

That's some fucked up shit

[pappa roach]

i've got your new addy added Si......i'm gonna try and catch you on msn tonight and every night after that till i catch ya man. looks like all i'm doing for awhile is staying in and posting on here witch i need to do anyway to make up for a lot of lost time on here. if i don't tighten up on posting JazZ0r's gonna take my players card. btw i'm going to email ya now Si. we have mucho shit to talk aboot.

[paygee]

:hug2:

[Agent]

any nudes? of the chick that is

[pappa roach]

it was a bad day to say the least......

Paygee i hope that was a hug for me...lol i sure could use it...not to tight tho...the ribs ya know. thanks i feel better already.

and Person your right took me a while to figure out what to say to...then when i did start saying it, they told me i could'nt use that kinda gutter mouth in the hospital.......

Agent i'll see what i can do for you.....but first let me give you a mental picture. she hits the hoof at about 400 to 450 lbs. tits that sag to her knees. i'm pretty sure she has the mange cause she had maybe 10 patches of very thin hair on her head. smelled like the shit house in a biker bar i was told. the cop that wrote it up is a friend of my dads, so he came to my room to get my statement. he said she had on a pair of daisy duke shorts that just vanished into a black hole. and she was so drunk she could'nt stand up. later that night i find out that shes comming to my room to tell me how sorry she is. damn right i pretended i was asleep. but i did get a peep. thats the shit nightmares are made of...so you can have all the nude pics of her i can get you....enjoy

[Agent]

it was a bad day to say the least......

Paygee i hope that was a hug for me...lol i sure could use it...not to tight tho...the ribs ya know. thanks i feel better already.

and Person your right took me a while to figure out what to say to...then when i did start saying it, they told me i could'nt use that kinda gutter mouth in the hospital.......

Agent i'll see what i can do for you.....but first let me give you a mental picture. she hits the hoof at about 400 to 450 lbs. tits that sag to her knees. i'm pretty sure she has the mange cause she had maybe 10 patches of very thin hair on her head. smelled like the shit house in a biker bar i was told. the cop that wrote it up is a friend of my dads, so he came to my room to get my statement. he said she had on a pair of daisy duke shorts that just vanished into a black hole. and she was so drunk she could'nt stand up. later that night i find out that shes comming to my room to tell me how sorry she is. damn right i pretended i was asleep. but i did get a peep. thats the shit nightmares are made of...so you can have all the nude pics of her i can get you....enjoy
fk it, let's roll.

that sucks about the accident and what not.

[pappa roach]

ok then Agent..but i had to give you a heads up on this one man. don't get mad at me if your eyes start to bleed when you look at her pics.......lol

[paygee]

Paygee i hope that was a hug for me...lol i sure could use it...not to tight tho...the ribs ya know. thanks i feel better already.



it was, a gentle hug of course

[Pun'KinG']

Agent i'll see what i can do for you.....but first let me give you a mental picture. she hits the hoof at about 400 to 450 lbs. tits that sag to her knees. i'm pretty sure she has the mange cause she had maybe 10 patches of very thin hair on her head. smelled like the shit house in a biker bar i was told. the cop that wrote it up is a friend of my dads, so he came to my room to get my statement. he said she had on a pair of daisy duke shorts that just vanished into a black hole. and she was so drunk she could'nt stand up. later that night i find out that shes comming to my room to tell me how sorry she is. damn right i pretended i was asleep. but i did get a peep. thats the shit nightmares are made of...so you can have all the nude pics of her i can get you....enjoy

:laughing:

[Capt]

it was a bad day to say the least......

Paygee i hope that was a hug for me...lol i sure could use it...not to tight tho...the ribs ya know. thanks i feel better already.

and Person your right took me a while to figure out what to say to...then when i did start saying it, they told me i could'nt use that kinda gutter mouth in the hospital.......

Agent i'll see what i can do for you.....but first let me give you a mental picture. she hits the hoof at about 400 to 450 lbs. tits that sag to her knees. i'm pretty sure she has the mange cause she had maybe 10 patches of very thin hair on her head. smelled like the shit house in a biker bar i was told. the cop that wrote it up is a friend of my dads, so he came to my room to get my statement. he said she had on a pair of daisy duke shorts that just vanished into a black hole. and she was so drunk she could'nt stand up. later that night i find out that shes comming to my room to tell me how sorry she is. damn right i pretended i was asleep. but i did get a peep. thats the shit nightmares are made of...so you can have all the nude pics of her i can get you....enjoy

its good to see the accident has not affected your sense of humour

stay cool mang

[jazz]

if i don't tighten up on posting JazZ0r's gonna take my players card.
never.

:hug2:

[Ellen Degenerate]

oh man pappa. i hope you and your dog get on the mend :console:

and that the fat bitch gets whats comming to her :sniper:

[breastnorton]

do you by chance live in kentucky, alabama or arkansas?

for some reason an episode of COPS is in my mind right now

[deloresdelrio]

remind me to not really bitch about stupid shit for at least a week, ok?

[breastnorton]

remind me to not really bitch about stupid shit for at least a week, ok?none of this is real, the internets are not real honey

[deloresdelrio]

sometimes i forget

[Keith Moon]

- I thought Cinnamon Girl was Neil Young's girl... :confused:

[phi]

Aww pappa I'm sorry to hear about all the shit that's happened. I hope you and your dog (Bones, right?) get better and that things look up soon. :hug:

[pappa roach]

ah yes the bones dog and i are healing nicely...still can't fly tho and that pisses me off. i was really looking forward to going over and getting fucked up with Si for about 2 weeks. well maybe by summer. and i got a real deal on a 1998 town car pimpmobile. no more pickup trucks for me...big pimpin from here on out...lol
thanks to everyone for the well wishes......you guys are great.

[paygee]

hey pappa, hope everything s'ok

[pappa roach]

thanks Paygee, you sweet lady. things are getting better slowly. at least my dogs back up to full speed. don't get old people. once you do you heal slow as shit.
Paygee thanks again for the hug..i need all i can get. and santa better be real nice to you..or you let me know, and i'll kick his fat ass....lol

[bleuMadonna]

Glad to hear you and your dog are doing better, pappa roach.

[jazz]

i got your email, pappy. thanks for keeping me in mind and i really hope you fully recover.

oh yeah, and that you post here more often! :argh:

:hug:

[greg]

:hug|:

:nelson:

[jazz]

whenever i hit : on my keyboard at work, it outputs :| or |:

:shrug:

and :stfu:

[greg]

:pout:

[dionysusolympus]

:pout:

you. :jazzgreg:.

kthx.

:five:

:kentard: :kenbunny: :kentard2:

[pappa roach]

i got your email, pappy. thanks for keeping me in mind and i really hope you fully recover.

oh yeah, and that you post here more often! :argh:

:hug:

thanks JazZ0r.....ands thanks to everybody for the well wishes. bones and i think all you guys are great. JazZ0r..about that posting thing mang, i'm really sorry this year has been so fucked up on my side man. i plan to get just as hardcore about posting here as i was at OIAD.NET. theres a lot of folks here i need to get to know better. gald you got the email man..just wanted you to know we were wishing you and yours all the best. and thanks for not booting me out for being so slack.....lol

[pappa roach]

do you by chance live in kentucky, alabama or arkansas?

for some reason an episode of COPS is in my mind right now


it's worst than that really...try south carolina