Nothing to do with anything... Random thought thread

[The Judas Cow]

Baby three toed sloths are so dumb that sometimes they will mistake thier own arms for tree branches, grab on to them while climbing and fall to thier deaths.

[JTMoney]

i feel crazy

[The Judas Cow]

I feel pretty

[JTMoney]

can i feel
lol

[The Judas Cow]

keep it above the waist

[JTMoney]

awww man

[The Judas Cow]

You havn't even bought me a drink.

[adamfool]

damn rear brake hose retaining clips that are bolted too damn tightly

[The Judas Cow]

My dad owes me $25.

Bastard.

[Hailo]

My dad owes me $25.

Bastard.


Dam, that suxs






I'm hungry

[JTMoney]

i need money i buy to much stuff for christmas :) well it's good to give

[The Judas Cow]

What did you get me?

[JTMoney]

well i'm broke sry

[The Judas Cow]

and you expect me to let you touch me.

[JTMoney]

and you expect me to let you touch me.


:cry: :cry:

i'm so sry

:cry: :cry:

[The Judas Cow]

Did you at least get me something for kwanza?

[JTMoney]

nope

:(

[The Judas Cow]

Always keeping the black man down

[JTMoney]

u r black wow i'm half mexican

[The Judas Cow]

Does that mean you get half minimum wage?

[JTMoney]

how did u no

funny thing is i was never rise as a true mexican i'm like all white

lol

[Trizzak]

I am proud that I currently have more posts than Jas.

Sure she hasn't even joined yet, but I'd like to enjoy this moment while it lasts.

[The Judas Cow]

What's up Trizzak!!!

How you been?

[Trizzak]

What's up Trizzak!!!

How you been?
Good enough. I'm in the caribbean now. It's fun, but the internet costs are killing me. I might have to cut back.

How was Europe?*




*Note: If you have been asked that many times you may direct me to a previous post containing the answer.

[JTMoney]

ummm yo ok

[The Judas Cow]

Good enough. I'm in the caribbean now. It's fun, but the internet costs are killing me. I might have to cut back.

How was Europe?*




*Note: If you have been asked that many times you may direct me to a previous post containing the answer.
Kick ass. :beer:

Hope the carribian is treating you well. :up:

[The Judas Cow]

FUCK!!!


God I hate networking.... more specificly putting RJ-45 jacks on the end of cables.

[Venomous]

Baby three toed sloths are so dumb that sometimes they will mistake thier own arms for tree branches, grab on to them while climbing and fall to thier deaths.

Did you ever see two sloths in a fight?? It's one of the funniest things in the world. They make these tired grunting sounds and go to slap each other but they do it extremely slow. Looks like they are trying to bore each other to death. heehee.

[The Judas Cow]

Post video.

[Venomous]

I wish I could. :lol:

[The Judas Cow]

Have Danny make it the download of the week next week :wink:

[Venomous]

:lmao:

[toolgemini]

oh peeps i got a g3 ibook

it is so cool

[JTMoney]

MAd Cow

[Parabola7001]

MAd Cow
i had that once

[JTMoney]

well maybe Crazy DoG and flip'n flipper

[Parabola7001]

well maybe Crazy DoG and flip'n flipper
flip you

[The Judas Cow]

Anyone here know how to put RJ45 ends on the end of Cat-5?

[toolgemini]

Anyone here know how to put RJ45 ends on the end of Cat-5?
shove it?

[JTMoney]

Nope

[Parabola7001]

shove it?
thats what i was thinking

[JTMoney]

Ok

[JTMoney]

Stop posting P7

[Parabola7001]

Stop posting P7
why?

[JTMoney]

What the hell man i think i'm going to chat on aim because i'm kinda tired but John buddy old pal i will get in first one year i say one year

[Parabola7001]

What the hell man i think i'm going to chat on aim because i'm kinda tired but John buddy old pal i will get in first one year i say one year
just not today

[The Judas Cow]

shove it?
Tried that, no luck

[Parabola7001]

Tried that, no luck
what are you trying to do?

[toolgemini]

thats what i was thinking
nice thought then

[toolgemini]

Tried that, no luck
get some wd40
and try again

[Parabola7001]

get some wd40
and try again
yeah or vasoline :shades2:

[toolgemini]

yeah or vasoline :shades2:
same thing
ky works too

[Parabola7001]

same thing
ky works too
:shocked:

[The Judas Cow]

what are you trying to do?
Network my house.

[Parabola7001]

Network my house.
got ya

[The Judas Cow]

same thing
ky works too
for once lubrication is not the problem.

[Parabola7001]

for once lubrication is not the problem.
:hmm: just give it alittle pump

[The Judas Cow]

Thanks for all the help guys :up:

[toolgemini]

for once lubrication is not the problem.
what then :ninja:

[The Judas Cow]

stripping.

[toolgemini]

stripping.
i am already there

[The Judas Cow]

post pics.

[toolgemini]

post pics.
work safe blast

[The Judas Cow]

you're talking to a guy whose boss gives him beer on the job.

[toolgemini]

you're talking to a guy whose boss gives him beer on the job.
nice boss

[Parabola7001]

you're talking to a guy whose boss gives him beer on the job.
nice booss indeed

[The Judas Cow]

helz yeah.

[toolgemini]

nice booss indeed
even though i odnt like beer i can
appreciate a slacker boss...they are the greatest
i hear so much shit about
tight asses who make your life a living hell
blast them

[The Judas Cow]

even though i odnt like beer i can
appreciate a slacker boss...they are the greatest
i hear so much shit about
tight asses who make your life a living hell
blast them
the company is all of four people. My uncle, his best friend (My boss), me, and a 28 year old stoner named Mike :up:

It's a pretty loose ship

[toolgemini]

the company is all of four people. My uncle, his best friend (My boss), me, and a 28 year old stoner named Mike :up:

It's a pretty loose ship
sounds like a great loose ship
:D

[toolgemini]

what do you do

[The Judas Cow]

fuck it, I give up. I can't do this cable thing for shit.

[The Judas Cow]

what do you do
Install home stereo/theater systems.

We also wire homes for cable/phone/internet.

[toolgemini]

Install home stereo/theater systems.

We also wire homes for cable/phone/internet.
interesting

[The Judas Cow]

Works not too hard, and it pays well.

Plus they work around my school schedual.

[Parabola7001]

i want surround sound in my room

[The Judas Cow]

If you lived in CO I could hook that up.

[toolgemini]

If you lived in CO I could hook that up.
denver eh

[The Judas Cow]

yar... Littleton technically

[toolgemini]

yar... Littleton technically
to bloody far west

[The Judas Cow]

Says you... tap the rockies baby :up:

[JTMoney]

ANyone snowsbourds that looks fun

[ElleJae]

Y'know what I love about late-night programming? How they show the same fucking commercials in every commercial break during a show. It's just grand.

So far I've seen this anti-smoking/anti-junk food/pro-exercise commercial about 8 times during the past 45 minutes.

Anyway, first post. Zippity-fucking-doo-dah.

[toolgemini]

we have been getting perfume ads like 100000000 times today
fuck i hate it

[The Judas Cow]

I hate when daily show goes on vacation. :sad:

[toolgemini]

I hate when daily show goes on vacation. :sad:
yeah i hate when conan has reruns to

[The Judas Cow]

Rat bastards, they should alway be prepared to dance for our amusement.

[Ellen Degenerate]

I am proud that I currently have more posts than Jas.

Sure she hasn't even joined yet, but I'd like to enjoy this moment while it lasts.
hello tristan :shades2:

[bdf]

Random? Meh, I'm smoking a ciggie, big surprise. :smoke:

[Trizzak]

hello tristan :shades2:
*moment is up*

Heya Jas!

[paygee]

Y'know what I love about late-night programming? How they show the same fucking commercials in every commercial break during a show. It's just grand.

So far I've seen this anti-smoking/anti-junk food/pro-exercise commercial about 8 times during the past 45 minutes.

Anyway, first post. Zippity-fucking-doo-dah.
mute the commercials :up:

[bdf]

mute the commercials :up:

Or don't turn the TV on in the first place. :up:

[ElleJae]

I made teh dean's list for the semester. I am teh academic r0xx0r5.

[Hailo]

I made teh dean's list for the semester. I am teh academic r0xx0r5.
Hey elle!

Good job!

[bdf]

I made teh dean's list for the semester. I am teh academic r0xx0r5.

Right on! :up:

[chilifoot]

i'd like to give a random thought but there just isn't enough t....

[Hailo]

:crazy:

[JTMoney]

loopy is the word of the day

[chilifoot]

loopy is the word of the day
i beat your asteroid score :)

[Hailo]

i beat your asteroid score :)


Highest score in burgers

[JTMoney]

i beat u

[toolgemini]

elle congrats :blink:

[JTMoney]

he he

[Parabola7001]

i remember burgers

[The Judas Cow]

I feel like a Kevin Smith movie tonight.

[greg]

mallrats :up:

[The Judas Cow]

:guitarist

[bdf]

i'd like to give a random thought but there just isn't enough t....
:laughing:

[EtchedInCold]

there is no food in my house... i'm starving...

[chilifoot]

i feel like i'm dying.... seriously... i just want to go home and crawl in bed... with my paygee

[Hailo]

I wonder where Jims went...hrmmm....

[bdf]

Heh, I should be in Houston by now, but I'm not.

And I'm cold. :frown:

[adamfool]

what is the point of a tie....why why why the tie?

[bdf]

Damn this cold weather.......had to kick the heat up. :bash:

[adamfool]

Damn this cold weather.......had to kick the heat up. :bash:
they think it's going to snow here xmas weekend...and i'm still riding my motorcycle :laughing: forking cold!

[bdf]

they think it's going to snow here xmas weekend...and i'm still riding my motorcycle :laughing: forking cold!

It's supposed to get down to 20 degrees F at least tonight. Brrrrr.

[JTMoney]

cold

[bdf]

cold

Yeah, too cold.

[adamfool]

It's supposed to get down to 20 degrees F at least tonight. Brrrrr.
a little bit chilly huh? :laughing:

[bdf]

a little bit chilly huh? :laughing:

Yeah, for Texas it is.

[adamfool]

i'm used to the weather here...i'm still walking around outside in a t-shirt...i'll probs get neumonia(sp?) one day :lol:

[bdf]

i'm used to the weather here...i'm still walking around outside in a t-shirt...i'll probs get neumonia(sp?) one day :lol:

Damn, it's WAY too cold and windy to do that here.

[adamfool]

most peope look at me as if i'm insane....they're all in jumpers and big coats etc..it's great :hehe:

[bdf]

I shouldn't be so much of a wimp when it comes to the cold, but when we get the really big cold fronts (we call them Northers) I totally cheese out.

[adamfool]

don't blame you...warm's better than cold! :nod:

[The Judas Cow]

I love my job. We were supposed to do two houses today, and my boss showed up at the first house, told us he called the customer and put off the second job till tommorrow and then took us all out to the bar :beer:

God bless America

[bdf]

don't blame you...warm's better than cold! :nod:

Got that right.

[The Judas Cow]

fuck that, snow rules!

[bdf]

fuck that, snow rules,

That's cause you're used to frickon cold weather. I, on teh other hand, am not.

[The Judas Cow]

That is what you get for living in Texas.


Man, when I was in Africa I pined for cold weather.

[bdf]

That is what you get for living in Texas.

:bird:

[The Judas Cow]

bring it beeotch

[bdf]

bring it beeotch

Heh, you'd like dat wouldn't ya? :sly:

[The Judas Cow]

you'd like it too and you know it.

[bdf]

you'd like it too and you know it.

Oh pits, is is that obvious? :insecure:

[The Judas Cow]

:nod:

[JTMoney]

:)

[bdf]

:nod:

:ontome:

[JTMoney]

lol

[bdf]

Judas/Ryan knows me too well. :insecure:

[The Judas Cow]

I know you well
You are a part of me
I know you better than I know myself

[bdf]

I know you well
You are a part of me
I know you better than I know myself

:drool:

[The Judas Cow]

I <3 Tool

[bdf]

I <3 Tool


:nod:

[The Judas Cow]

Which would you prefer?

My finger on the trigger

or

Me face down, down across your floor

[bdf]

:drool:

[greg]

seems like I've been here before
seems so familiar
seems like I'm slippin'
into a dream within a dream

[The Judas Cow]

Just so long as this things loaded

[bdf]

I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions

[The Judas Cow]

Why am I watching "Pimp My Ride"?

I don't even like cars.

[greg]

get that bob marley wannabe motherfucker outta here

[The Judas Cow]

score, MAD TV, much better

[bdf]

Why am I watching "Pimp My Ride"?

I don't even like cars.

:shame:

[The Judas Cow]

dont you judge me, you're no better.

[bdf]

dont you judge me, you're no better.

What? :frown:

[The Judas Cow]

dont act like you dont know

[bdf]

dont act like you dont know

Yeah....I'm a lamo. :rolleyes2

[JTMoney]

ummm please no hate'n

[The Judas Cow]

508, that's too many fucking posts BDF

[The Judas Cow]

ummm please no hate'n
Fuck you, do something about it!

[JTMoney]

umm well i would if i knew where u lived but i don't so yeah i don't want to fight

[The Judas Cow]

fuck fighting, I used to wrestle in high school, lets take it to the mat beeotch!

[JTMoney]

hey man i do wrestle

no shit'n man i'm happy that u did wrestle

u didn't go to college man sry to here but i'm honor to talk to another wrestler

[The Judas Cow]

I know, you said something about it earlier, that's why I suggested we wrestle.

and I wasn't THAT good, I lettered and made varsity my second year and all but I hated every guy on the team so I quit after 2 years.

Which is a shame cause I lived for those 6 min on the mat.

Wrestlers are hard-core though. Keep on rocking :guitarist

[JTMoney]

dude i don't blame u quite'n because some people are assholes

what my coach said is if u didn't think about quit'n then ur crazy and stupid at lease once u thought about quiting , well my first year i was like fuck this i'm done then i got some repect and now i'm a leader to all the younger guys :) but i'm happy to be there and help if i'm not the best

[Parabola7001]

dude i don't blame u quite'n because some people are assholes

what my coach said is if u didn't think about quit'n then ur crazy and stupid at lease once u thought about quiting , well my first year i was like fuck this i'm done then i got some repect and now i'm a leader to all the younger guys :) but i'm happy to be there and help if i'm not the best
i was going to wrestle but my grades came first

[The Judas Cow]

Just don't be a dick,

My problem with the wrestling team is that everything was a competition to those ass holes; who got more drunk, who fucked the hottest girl, who had the fastest car.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?

Just be yourself for the love of God.

There is no fucking way I was spending 10 hrs every Sat. with these assholes at turnneys.

Sucks, cause now I miss it :sad:

Oh well. there is alway :beer:

[JTMoney]

yeah i no man

[Parabola7001]

yeah i no man
was that to me

[JTMoney]

both

[Parabola7001]

both
oh, well yeah. I really wanted to wrestle but you know my parents and teachers said i should worry about my grades

[JTMoney]

Just don't be a dick,

My problem with the wrestling team is that everything was a competition to those ass holes; who got more drunk, who fucked the hottest girl, who had the fastest car.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?

Just be yourself for the love of God.

There is no fucking way I was spending 10 hrs every Sat. with these assholes at turnneys.

Sucks, cause now I miss it :sad:

Oh well. there is alway :beer:

well man ur wrestling team aint like that because our coach would kill us he a fuck he wrestled in college and he's scary dude he would fucking kill us not shitting u

[JTMoney]

oh, well yeah. I really wanted to wrestle but you know my parents and teachers said i should worry about my grades

yeah man i no this but it would of been good for u

[The Judas Cow]

oh, well yeah. I really wanted to wrestle but you know my parents and teachers said i should worry about my grades
Fuck your parents and your teachers.

HS is a joke.

Your grades mean nothing.

No one else cares, why should you?

[Parabola7001]

yeah man i no this but it would of been good for u
yeah, there is always hope

[The Judas Cow]

well man ur wrestling team aint like that because our coach would kill us he a fuck he wrestled in college and he's scary dude he would fucking kill us not shitting u
Our coach was a really nice guy, I kinda felt like I was betraying him when I left.

He left the year after me though, so I didn't feel that bad :shrug:

[JTMoney]

hope for what man

[Parabola7001]

hope for what man
that i can wrestle later

[The Judas Cow]

do it, damn the man.

[JTMoney]

well u want to do it as a jr

[The Judas Cow]

Men were made for combat.

We're born with it in us.

Wrestling, win or lose, always made me feel alive.

[JTMoney]

yeah i lke to hurt the other dude choke him out

[The Judas Cow]

Ugh, I had this pussy in a totally leagal head and arm and he just kept crying that I was choking untill the ref actually made me let it go.

I fucking hated JV refs.

(I pinned that bitch 20 sec. later with a half nelson BTW :shades2: )

[JTMoney]

yeah i do bare'b wire and cradles

[JTMoney]

i tilt alot and yeah when i tilt thats when i coke them out

[The Judas Cow]

heh, I was always too tall for my weight class, cradles didn't work worth a shit on me

[JTMoney]

i have a tordament on the 30th and ray-pec well that's in missouri so yeah right now i have a wopping 1-0 record and going to be 5-0 and metles all over me

[The Judas Cow]

Good luck, pin one for me :up:

[JTMoney]

yeah i'm going to kick there asses

make them never wrestle me again

[The Judas Cow]

What weight class are you?

[JTMoney]

125 trying to get down to 119 but dude it's so unhealthy

[The Judas Cow]

I wrestled 125s my sophmore year.

I was 6' tall too

That is why there was no cradling me.

[JTMoney]

wow u where thin as hell

[JTMoney]

i'm 5'5 and i'm one hard person to put on there back , yep i just get them tried in the first period

[The Judas Cow]

I had 6-pack abs due to lack of body fat.

I came in at something like 6% body fat when they tested us after christmas break

[JTMoney]

wow

[JTMoney]

how old r u now

[The Judas Cow]

21

[JTMoney]

so it's been 6 years man

[The Judas Cow]

too long :sad: :shame:


but on the other hand i can do this...

*goes and gets a beer*

ahh beer, that makes things better :up:

(Corona with lime BTW)

[JTMoney]

hey man nice talking to u and i need a nap because of pratice tomarrow that would be in 10-11 hours from now it's 11:21 pm here i get there at 8:15 Am so see later to night

[The Judas Cow]

cool bro, It's been nice remebering the past.

[bdf]

508, that's too many fucking posts BDF

Muwahahahahahahaha!!! :twisted:

[The Judas Cow]

Muwahahahahahahaha!!! :twisted:
Do you even know what outside looks like?

[bdf]

Do you even know what outside looks like?

Yup--saw it when I made my caffiene run, and I saw teh rain at 7AM this morning. http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/blbl.gif

[The Judas Cow]

I'm in an angry rant mood.

That Emo thread got me all rialed up for some reason....

*deep breaths*

[bdf]

I'm in an angry rant mood.

That Emo thread got me all rialed up for some reason....

*deep breaths*

Hug?

[The Judas Cow]

*hug*

and a :beer:

[bdf]

*hugs you*

And here's ya :beer:

[The Judas Cow]

Thanks but I've got one, Corona with the lymZor

[bdf]

Thanks but I've got one, Corona with the lymZor

Oopsie. :who:

[The Judas Cow]

I just took a :shit: the size of a small dog, man that feels good.

[Ellen Degenerate]

now let us wait for a small dog to go for a shit the size of you

[The Judas Cow]

cant be done I am unshittable

[bdf]

now let us wait for a small dog to go for a shit the size of you

:ha:

[The Judas Cow]

Hmm... this is what I get for just grabbing whatever food I have around the house

I have tomato soup, cranberry juice, and half my beer still left.

[Ellen Degenerate]

i love cranberry juice

[The Judas Cow]

What song do you sing to your bowling ball?

[Ellen Degenerate]

i don't have a bowling ball

[The Judas Cow]

Maybe thats because you didn't sing to it

[The Judas Cow]

It takes two to lie.

One to lie and one to listen.

but, for now I'm going to lie down by myself

Goodnight

:peace: :inlove: & :guitarist

see you on the other side of :sleep:

[bdf]

What song do you sing to your bowling ball?

Hmmm.....random question? :lol:

[Ellen Degenerate]

good nigt Judy

[bdf]

It takes two to lie.

One to lie and one to listen.

but, for now I'm going to lie down by myself

Goodnight

:peace: :inlove: & :guitarist

see you on the other side of :sleep:

Sleep well, Ryan. :inlove:

[The Judas Cow]

I'm drunk.

[B]

congrats on your achievement.

[The Judas Cow]

It is even better when you consider that my family and my boss paid for it :beer:

[B]

freebies are cool :up:

[The Judas Cow]

damn straight

[The Judas Cow]

I got a $100 christmas bonus after working at my job for a week.

My boss gave it to me after he took all of us (4 person company) to the bar and bought me 2 tall microbrew beers, 1 top shelf vodka shot (can't remeber the brand but it was $8 a shot) and a gin and tonic.

God my job rules.

[The Judas Cow]

I make $20 an hour BTW

:cheers:

(I know I am bragging but hey I'm a little bit drunk so fuck it)

[greg]

whoa

/keanu style

[The Judas Cow]

I know kung fu

[greg]

you tryin' to tell me I can dodge bullets?

[The Judas Cow]

when you're good enough, you wont have to

[bdf]

Mmmm....cheesecake brownies RULE. :drool: :nod:

[MatronBaenre]

Can Muslims eat fish?

[The Judas Cow]

Once agian it is christmas eve, and once again, like a dumbfuck, I still have a lot of shopping to do.

[The Judas Cow]

Off to go christmas shopping, wish me luck. :xmas:

:ontome:

[bleuMadonna]

Yikes! Good luck, Judas Cow. You're going to need it. I was going to go the bank before work, but I don't feel like dealing with shopping traffic. I hope it goes smoothly and quickly for ya.

[Col]

Can Muslims eat fish?
yes. but why would they? fish suck.

[The Judas Cow]

Yikes! Good luck, Judas Cow. You're going to need it. I was going to go the bank before work, but I don't feel like dealing with shopping traffic. I hope it goes smoothly and quickly for ya.
Thanks, it actually wasn't that bad, I had to do most of my shopping at Foley's and my best friends girlfriend works there, so she sped me through.

[bdf]

My laundry is almost done, so I need to jump in the shower so I can go shopping with my best friend, her younger daughter, and my mother.

Cheers, ya'll, and a very Merry Christmas.

Oh.....and it was snowing in Houston earlier--I'm verklempt, I may actually see a "sort of" White Christmas. Good times.

Love you guys!! :xmas: :inlove:

I'm out. :greenwink

[MatronBaenre]

We went to visit my family in Oklahoma and it snowed. IT NEVER SNOWS THERE! It took four hours to go 60 miles. I'm just glad to be back home for Christmas and not be in Oklahoma.

[The Judas Cow]

I think I look good in brown, is this God's way of telling me to work for UPS?

[MatronBaenre]

Heffalump!

[Nostawen]

I think I look good in brown, is this God's way of telling me to work for UPS?

No. That´s God´s way of telling you that shit suits you well :greenwink

[adamfool]

there's kylie on the tv...i am scared....

[Tzarina]

there's kylie on the tv...i am scared....

What's Kylie? :hmm:

[adamfool]

:frog: What's Kylie? :hmm:
kylie minogue....small...australian...female....sings... .