I hate Payton Manning

[EtchedInCold]

Payton Manning is the most over rated player in the league... yeah, he got the TD record but look at most of those touchdowns, the recievers make the play, but Manning gets the credit for it. In the Thanksgiving game alone, Harrison and Stokely made the Detroit DBs miss tackles and broke tackles, but Payton gets all the credit for 4 TDs...
I hate Payton Manning.

[paygee]

hes the dweeb of football

[The Judas Cow]

:ha: You guys rock, me and my friends have this running gag on him.

One of our friends thought he was cute, we pointed out to her the he is about a chromosone away from downs syndrome. Now when ever we see him on TV and she is around we all start acting retarded and saying "I'm Payton duh.... I love you Ali" Yeah, she gets pissed.

[paygee]

:ha: You guys rock, me and my friends have this running gag on him.

One of our friends thought he was cute, we pointed out to her the he is about a chromosone away from downs syndrome. Now when ever we see him on TV and she is around we all start acting retarded and saying "I'm Payton duh.... I love you Ali" Yeah, she gets pissed.
:haha:


hes the farthest thing from cute, ive ever seen in a football player, if he would just wear a sweatervest while he played that would be hilariously fitting.

[EtchedInCold]

a couple of years back, he ran for a touchdown, and a reporter asked him why he ran for it instead of throwing, he said "i just felt like running"... total Forrest Gump moment.

[jazz]

true. now that i think about it, he looks kinda like a tard.

[B]

Its football, its only a game, nothing any "fans" do will influence the outcome. Fanboys piss me off.

[The Judas Cow]

Yeah, our running gag is that when he gets bored on the sidelines he builds log cabins out of popcicle sticks, one of these days he is going to come running on to the field with one stuck to his helmet, you'll see.

[paygee]

Its football, its only a game, nothing any "fans" do will influence the outcome. Fanboys piss me off.
no one in this thread claimed otherwise.

[The Judas Cow]

Its football, its only a game, nothing any "fans" do will influence the outcome. Fanboys piss me off.
Does that mean we are not allowed to hate Payton Manning?

[EtchedInCold]

Does that mean we are not allowed to hate Payton Manning?
apparently my hating Payton is attempting to influence a game...

[The Judas Cow]

No, killng Payton Manning would be though, and dont think I haven't thought of it.

[EtchedInCold]

i don't think he's worth killing, just snap all of his throwing hand fingers, and tear his rotator cuff so he can't play again...



and fuck Eli, too...

[The Judas Cow]

Meh, I was just going to put one of those child saftey locks on his fridge and wait for him to starve to death.

[bleuMadonna]

I can't stand him, either. He comes off as if he's entitled to be the biggest thing in football. Plus, I'm a Patriots fan, and I'm sick of hearing about him this week with all the pregrame crap. And all the announcers totally kiss his ass. I was listening to last week's playoff game on the radio on the way to work, and at the end, one of the commentators said what a shame it would be to waste all of the Colts' offensive accomplishments if they didn't win the Super Bowl. Yeah, nice objectivity there. Offense AND defense win games. I get so sick of all the bowing to this guy. I hope the Pats sack his sorry ass nine times on Sunday.

[Mufumonk]

Everyone hates the guys on top. Hate him or not, he's the best QB in football next to Brady. They are the 2 most cerebral QB's there are. Nobody manages their offenses better than these 2 guys, and you should feel lucky to be able to witness this kind of play because it doesn't happen that often. Remember, we're talking about a guy that not only goes out there and plays, but he runs the offense. He calls every play, not the coaches. How many coaches trust their QB's with that kind of responsibility? That's an enormous amount of pressure to put on a player, and he's still able to go out and dominate.

[bleuMadonna]

Oh, I'm not saying he's not good. He's terrific. It's this deification that's driving me nuts, especially since he hasn't won a Super Bowl yet.

[The Judas Cow]

I have a feeling he is going to break Marino's record there too.

Most MVP seasons without a Super Bowl ring.

[spinnin'dervish]

:blah:

[EtchedInCold]

maybe Ben Roethlisberger is the best QB... he broke a record too...

put any QB with Manning receivers, and theyre going to be successful... those guys make big plays. but what pisses me off is that the credit goes to Manning instead of Marvin Harrison and Brandon Stokely...

[bleuMadonna]

I have a feeling he is going to break Marino's record there too.

Most MVP seasons without a Super Bowl ring.
:rolling:

[Raynoch11]

First off, it's PEYTON. ok...

He does call all his own plays too, and checks off like a madman at the line. Harrison is great and Reggie Wayne is pretty damn good himself, but Peyton deserves a lot of credit.

[Tzarina]

Peyton annoys me, but come on what about Eli? Mister I wanna play in the NFL, but chose the team I am drafted by... :confused3 Not how it's supposed to work spoiled jock boy... :confused2
And for the record I hate Jake Plummer now just as much... :sniper:

*sigh* all that really matters now is My Chiefs suck... :ninja:

[Heath]

Okay damnit, I won't stand for this shit. Being from Tennessee and all, Peyton is right up there on my favorite athlete list, and was without a doubt the MVP of the NFL.

So by god, don't mess with Peyton.

[greg]

when i was at uf, a local radio station called a wal mart in knoxville and asked if they could page a payton manningblows. can't remember if they actually did it though.

[Tzarina]

Go Patriots!

Woohoo, this is a good game so far... And for the record...Tom Brady is fine! :frog:

[Keith Moon]

- The commercial that Manning is in is pretty funny though...I forget what the commercial is for. :shame:

- Sorry, but I'm wanting the Pat's out of the picture.

[Tzarina]

- The commercial that Manning is in is pretty funny though...I forget what the commercial is for. :shame:
It's that Visa commercial... :nod:
Hey go man, you're my favourite accountant...I'm never washing my hand again!
Oh god, I have actually HEARD people say that... :rolleyes2

[Keith Moon]

It's that Visa commercial... :nod:

- Ahh, thank you. :smile:

[Heath]

Peyton will pull this game out, don't worry.


Brady can end his life now for all I care.

[... Scott]

Hmmm not being too "up" on NFL I have just had a look at the guy on skys nfl show and I see why you are all taking the piss, but he can throw though the ball a damn long way.

But he,s not the uglyest man in sports that honour go,s too ...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2003/01/10/seven.gif

Wayne "Shrek" Rooney ...

[Tzarina]

Peyton will pull this game out, don't worry.


Brady can end his life now for all I care.
Oh god, it was funny to be reading that whist watching the New England dude (Corey Dillon) go running down the field... :lmao:
Wow, and pass interferance...
Peyton doesn't do so well in this cold snow eh? You so sure about that? He's a spoiled dome boy now... :nod:
he is an amazing QB... but...hehe...not today ... :sniper:

[Tzarina]

But he,s not the uglyest man in sports that honour go,s too ...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2003/01/10/seven.gif

Wayne "Shrek" Rooney ...

OMFG...what the fuck IS that? :insecure:

[Tzarina]

- Ahh, thank you. :smile:

Way way cool avatar Keith! Ya ghost... :drums:

[The Judas Cow]

I have a feeling he is going to break Marino's record there too.

Most MVP seasons without a Super Bowl ring.


Told ya so.

Go PATS!

[Heath]

Brady can still end his life. :)

[bleuMadonna]

The Pats are Peyton's daddy. GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tzarina]

The Pats are Peyton's daddy. GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:inlove: You are my friend!

[bleuMadonna]

LOL...and this time, I hope they kick the Steelers' ass. They will have Corey Dillon this time. Big difference. He got more than 100 yards today.

[Tzarina]

LOL...and this time, I hope they kick the Steelers' ass. They will have Corey Dillon this time. Big difference. He got more than 100 yards today.
Fucking steelers...I grew up in Columbus, and whenever they do well I have horrid night terror flashbacks of the Terry Bradshaw era...
:bash:

[The Judas Cow]

:ha: Bradshaw

Oh well at least they got rid of Kordell Stewart, I had to deal with that ass clown when he was at CU. I cant belive that someone actually drafted him :shame:

[bleuMadonna]

Oh, man, Stewart is just awful. He was so overrated.

[The Judas Cow]

Yep, he choked in every big game at CU. Choked in every big game in Pitts.

[EtchedInCold]

shameless :bump:
fuck his Gator/Power-ade commercial...
couldnt they have gotten anyone else?

[Bruce]

:nuke: this thread. :neener:

[EtchedInCold]

you're a fan?

i'm sorry.

[Agent]

peyton manning number 1 pick this time around, fantasy football style.

[MAGO]

thank goodness he decided not to leave school when the Jets had the #1 pick...i'd be stuck dealing with watching him choke every year...

[jazz]

OMFG...what the fuck IS that? :insecure:

didn't you know michael myers went on to play soccer? :rolleyes:

[Bruce]

you're a fan?

i'm sorry.

No need to apologize. I too would rather have a team with members that showboat. End up in the news for murder or drugs. In court for rape charges. Have a new endzone dance every week. That get spoken of in the media only when making fools of themselves.

It sucks the Colts are only spoken of based on their performance on the field. Whether it be good, which is usually. Or bad, which is always in the playoffs.

Don't hate Peyton, hate the media. I too got sick of whole Marino record shit. Although, I do hate that fucking sour look he gets on his face when he fucks-up.

[EtchedInCold]

doesn't Harrison want out of Indy? or one of the big names do?

[MAGO]

doesn't Harrison want out of Indy? or one of the big names do?

that's the rb, James wants to play in Miami, but the Dolphins won't trade for him....especially with so many talented rb's in the draft....

[EtchedInCold]

the Edge wants out? cool...

[Bruce]

Edge is franchised now. It wouldn't make me cry to see him go. Prior to this season it hasn't seemed like his heart is in it. Here anyway. Pollard is about the only real name to be released so far.

[MAGO]

the Edge wants out? cool...

yup....but i don't see him going anywhere...they can keep franchising him now that they locked up Manning and Harrison....i think everyone else is replaceable...

[Joga]

I have to go to a conference in a couple of weeks with all of these motivational speakers... and Peyton Manning is one of the speakers... so, if anyone wants to kill him, now's your chance. :no:

[EtchedInCold]

place, date and time...

[Bruce]

I have to go to a conference in a couple of weeks with all of these motivational speakers... and Peyton Manning is one of the speakers... so, if anyone wants to kill him, now's your chance. :no:

I would have liked to seen Lou Holtz.

[Joga]

April 25th, Nashville, TN, 8:00-4:30, Gaylord Entertainment Center...downtown. :up:

[Heath]

You bastards still bashing Manning?

[bleuMadonna]

I have to go to a conference in a couple of weeks with all of these motivational speakers... and Peyton Manning is one of the speakers... so, if anyone wants to kill him, now's your chance. :no:
The Pats have killed him several times over :biggrin:

[jazz]

that's the rb, James wants to play in Miami, but the Dolphins won't trade for him....especially with so many talented rb's in the draft....

plus, he's not the healthiest rb in the nfl right now. he has the benefit of a solid offensive line and an unpredictable offensive strategy with the colts.

so, in a nutshell, the dolphins' offensive line still sucks as of now and james won't do shit here. if they get him, they better start fixing the o-line this year.

[Tzarina]

:lmao: How did I know this thread would make a resurgeance...:hmmm:


:rage:



:roflmao:

[EtchedInCold]

:lmao: How did I know this thread would make a resurgeance...:hmmm:


:rage:



:roflmao:
because i really hate Peyton Manning?

[Bruce]

because i really hate Peyton Manning?


I really think we should discuss your anger issues, Rob.










Tell me about your childhood...

[EtchedInCold]

i really do have some rage issues... yesterday i just barely kept myself from doing a Sam Fisher door bash on this old lady who works in the deli next to me... i hate that bitter old hag... it would have been totally worth it.

[Bruce]

When you were younger, did you take any joy in harming small woodland creatures?

[EtchedInCold]

does playing baseball with frogs count? and magnifying lenses ended many an ant's life. and i made an electricuted metal box and put spiders and other larger bugs in it and fried them.

[MAGO]

does playing baseball with frogs count? and magnifying lenses ended many an ant's life. and i made an electricuted metal box and put spiders and other larger bugs in it and fried them.


let's pray for this man...all together now...KUMBAYA MA LORD...KUMBAYA! :what:

[EtchedInCold]

St. MAGO round 2?

[MAGO]

St. MAGO round 2?

:angel:

[EtchedInCold]

:satanas:

[Joga]

So I went to that conference today. :no:

Peyton Manning was boring. He talked about his brother for half of the time, and for the other half, I couldn't understand what he was saying...which is probably for the best.

[Keith Moon]

So I went to that conference today. :no:

Peyton Manning was boring. He talked about his brother for half of the time, and for the other half, I couldn't understand what he was saying...which is probably for the best.



- What were you expecting to hear?

[Joga]

From him? Nothing. I was, however, expecting Rob to be there to, you know, finish him off.

I went for the other speakers. General Tommy Franks and Rudy Giuliani. Both of whom were very good, but it turned into a big Republican rally, which I don't think is appropriate for a business conference. This is Tennessee, though, so everyone in the audience ate it up.

[Keith Moon]

From him? Nothing. I was, however, expecting Rob to be there to, you know, finish him off.




- Our Rob?

[Joga]

Yep. :nod: :beat:

[EtchedInCold]

:shh:
i missed it? i thought it was NEXT week!

[Bruce]

:shh:
i missed it? i thought it was NEXT week!

Good thing too. :nod:

[Hailo]

I really think we should discuss your anger issues, Rob.










Tell me about your childhood...
:football: :football: :football: :football: :football: :football: :football:

[Tzarina]

i love how this thread never goes away...

oh yea, that's cause peyton ia a giant dousche...

[Heath]

Peyton is a damn nice guy.

[Tzarina]

so? point? lots of people are nice... but we make fun of them anyways :shrug:

[Heath]

And you're all bastages for making fun of him. Every last one of you.

[MAGO]

everytime that the playoffs start i think all the AFC teams pray to god that they face the colts since they know Manning chokes in the playoffs... :lol:

[KenKill75]

I like Peyton. Its sad how people feel the need to insult others just because they're successful.

[Heath]

I love you Ken.

[EtchedInCold]

I like Peyton. Its sad how people feel the need to insult others just because they're successful.
i don't feel that way, i feel the need to insult him because he takes all the credit.
with out the recievers, who would he throw touchdowns to? but no, it's all peyton.

[KenKill75]

Peyton doesnt attempt to take all the credit. He raves about his receivers.

Yet no one says anything about Vick, the most overrated piece of shit in the NFL.

[MAGO]

thank god he stayed in school to avoid being the JETS #1 pick....

[KenKill75]

Yeah, you wouldnt want the Jets to actually have a good QB :sarcasm:

[Heath]

Peyton doesn't take all the credit. It's the announcers and critics that give it to him.

[MAGO]

Yeah, you wouldnt want the Jets to actually have a good QB :sarcasm:


why have a great season and lose at the end....i'm happy with Chad, he can win in the playoffs...

[Mufumonk]

thank god he stayed in school to avoid being the JETS #1 pick....


As opposed to noodle arm Pennington? Have fun watching him throw floaters to Laverneous "The Toe" Coles.

[KenKill75]

Chad cant win in the regular season, much less the playoffs. Please. Lets not make it like Indy lost to a crappy team.

[EtchedInCold]

Peyton doesn't take all the credit. It's the announcers and critics that give it to him.
ive never heard him deny anything.

[MAGO]

As opposed to noodle arm Pennington? Have fun watching him throw floaters to Laverneous "The Toe" Coles.


for someone that had a tear in the shoulder, i think he threw pretty well...this season he should be back to 100% so we'll win the division....easily..

[MAGO]

Chad cant win in the regular season, much less the playoffs. Please. Lets not make it like Indy lost to a crappy team.


chad beat peyton in the playoffs 44-0(something like that)...

[MAGO]

:nanner6:

[KenKill75]

Chad sucks cock for beer money

[Mufumonk]

for someone that had a tear in the shoulder, i think he threw pretty well...this season he should be back to 100% so we'll win the division....easily..


He had a limp arm before he tore his shoulder to bits. And he'll never be 100% again. You don't fully recover from a torn rotator cuff. He will lose some velocity and distance on his passes, that's a given. You're never the same after a torn cuff.

[Heath]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/J-player/Haterade.gif

MAGO and Rob had a little too much this morning.

[MAGO]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/J-player/Haterade.gif

MAGO and Rob had a little too much this morning.

:thehand:

[Tzarina]

Peyton doesnt attempt to take all the credit. He raves about his receivers.

Yet no one says anything about Vick, the most overrated piece of shit in the NFL.
i actually agree... but i make fun of peyton just cause he's a choking dork :shrug:

[MAGO]

He had a limp arm before he tore his shoulder to bits. And he'll never be 100% again. You don't fully recover from a torn rotator cuff. He will lose some velocity and distance on his passes, that's a given. You're never the same after a torn cuff.


well if he's not ready, we have Fiedler! :suicide:

[Tzarina]

Yeah, you wouldnt want the Jets to actually have a good QB :sarcasm:
no... true... i don't want anyone in the AFC, except the Chiefs of course, to have a good QB :biggrin:

[Tzarina]

well if he's not ready, we have Fiedler! :suicide:
:roflmao:


i don't think it's that he's not ready... mufus just saying that after those types of injuries one is never 100% again, and it's true :shrug:

[MAGO]

:roflmao:


i don't think it's that he's not ready... mufus just saying that after those types of injuries one is never 100% again, and it's true :shrug:


:lol: ..i know what he meant....i was just saying that if Chad goes down, so does our season..

[KenKill75]

They can always sign you Mags

[MAGO]

They can always sign you Mags


i would look too sexy in tights :what:

[Tzarina]

:lol: ..i know what he meant....i was just saying that if Chad goes down, so does our season..
yep :nod:

:blue:

[Tzarina]

i would look too sexy in tights :what:
:barf:


:lmao:

[KenKill75]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/kenkill13/title.jpg

[EtchedInCold]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/J-player/Haterade.gif

MAGO and Rob had a little too much this morning.
A) i'm not the one who bumped this thread
B) just read my first post, and you'll see what my beef is...

[Heath]

Oh yeah, Tz had more than both of you. Forgot about the bump.

[Mufumonk]

i would look too sexy in tights :what:


I just puked in my mouth.

[KenKill75]

I think we should move on to the topic of Vick being an overrated piece of donkey doo.

[Mufumonk]

I think we should move on to the topic of Vick being an overrated piece of donkey doo.


Blame the system not the player.

[KenKill75]

Down with the system

[bleuMadonna]

I love Peyton Manning...when he plays against the Patriots :twisted:

[MAGO]

I just puked in my mouth.


did you swallow it? :nanner9: ...

[Mufumonk]

Vile

[Ryan]

love me mago

[sneakypete]

Payton Manning is the most over rated player in the league... yeah, he got the TD record but look at most of those touchdowns, the recievers make the play, but Manning gets the credit for it. In the Thanksgiving game alone, Harrison and Stokely made the Detroit DBs miss tackles and broke tackles, but Payton gets all the credit for 4 TDs...
I hate Payton Manning.


lol, lions.

[Da Rafsta]

without a QB, there are no WRs.....without WRs, there are no QBs.

[sneakypete]

very deep raf, very deep.

man who stand on toilet....high on pot.

[Da Rafsta]

:inlove: that's what I call poetry.....


But seriously....why's the guy hating on Peyton. If it weren't for Peyton and his skills....those WRs wouldn't get the numbers they get. I'm just saying that a great WR like Harrison, a HOF WR no doubt........without a QB, he isn't squat! Just like Tom Brady's made some nobodies look fabulous, Peyton's made his corp of guys look great. Clark, Tony Gonzalez, Brandon Stokely......look at Stokely now....without Peyton he isn't heard of as often.

For Stokely, 3rd in the depth chart as a posession receiver to get 10 TDs a couple of seasons ago....I think that says a whole lot cause that same year Harrison and Wayne had 10+ TDs as well. It says that your QB posesses great pocket awareness, so much that even the third WR got 10+ TDs in a year due to the aforementioned and his ability to check down and have great success.

[greg]

i'm rather indifferent towards manning. he never beat florida and i don't really follow the nfl :shrug3:

[breastnorton]

peyton was the name that brought all the good players to tennessee so they could win the next year and be very good the following year

he didnt have the greatest of teams around him

[jazz]

i have nothing against him personally. good qb.

he looks like someone out of deliverance, but he seems ok.

[MojoFearsSatan]

I'd just rather he didn't accompany his audibling with something that looks like a retard mimicking the Thriller dance.

[Da Rafsta]

:roflmao: :clap2:

[Joga]

without a QB, there are no WRs.....without WRs, there are no QBs.

Finkle is Einhorn...Einhorn is Finkle.

[sneakypete]

:calp2:

[Da Rafsta]

Finkle is Einhorn...Einhorn is Finkle.
:idea: