I'm currently without power

[jazz]

right now i'm using what's left of my laptop's battery and my dialup to let you guys know that i'm alright, but that i will not be on for a while. if you have any questions, please refer them to capt and joga until i get back.

for those of you wondering, my house is ok, save for that outdoor roof covering (i forget what it's called now) that got yanked out and thrown over my roof. yes, the storm literally took the whole thing out and threw it on my roof, then it landed on the front and left side of my home. luckily the sliding glass held up and didn't break, although i do plan on replacing it and buying shutters for next year. if that thing broke, god knows what would have happened to my house, so i feel lucky after all.

anyways, i just wanted to let you guys know that my wife and i (and my family) are OK, and that i might be without power for either a few more days, a week, or even two weeks. i'm not sure when i'm going back to work either, so i guess whenever i do, i'll be able to get online and talk to you guys. this really sucks.

take care.

[Ryan]

:console:

we'll be thinking of you.

[greg]

good to hear everyone's alright :hug:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/hj.gif

[phi]

jaaaaazzzzz000000rsssssssss :hug:

It's great to hear you and your family are OK. Hopefully you get everything fixed in a matter of time, til then we'll try our best to behave.

Take care jazz.

[greg]

its a good thing the storm moved through as fast as it did too.

:peace:, jazz0r

[Heath]

:hug2:

Glad everything is ok, now get your ass back on here. Pronto.

[jazz]

thanks guys, that storm was pretty fucking scary. i was there holding the sliding glass door from 7am 'til like 10:30 or so. i was exhausted and i don't know how i did it, but the whole time i was thinking about that thing breaking the door and making shit worse.

and nice gif, greg. lol

bye guys

p.s. ryan, please help dio create MAGO's new avie tomorrow. he asked me, but you know the whole story.

:bye:

[Yates]

good luck jazz0r........ be safe, and see you soon

[Capt]

good to hear you're ok

[EtchedInCold]

:console:

we'll be thinking of you.
Thinking of you, thinking of you, thinking...
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Thinking of you, thinking of you...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/RobsPhotos/100_0504_1.jpg

[greg]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/953/sweetbrannigan24yo.jpg

http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/r/revelation.jpg

[bleuMadonna]

JAZZ!!! Glad to hear you are OK!!!! :hug:

That sucks about the roof thing, but like you said, at least the house is still there. I hope the power comes back ASAP.

[EtchedInCold]

Greg and I have made you a pretty little collage to come back to, jazz0r.

[EtchedInCold]

if you have any questions, please refer them to capt and joga until i get back.

CAPT: where do babies come from?

JOGA: why is the sky blue?

[Keith Moon]

- Glad everything is a-okay Danny... :hug2:

[jazz]

well, holy fucking shit. i woke up in the middle of the night (well, i had woken up a few times, cause i can't sleep unless it's really cold), and the power came back on like at 3:30am. i hope this isn't temporary and shuts off again, but it's a good sign that they're working on my area.

shit, i'm so giddy, i can't even go back to sleep.

[Ryan]

:jazzry2:

[jazz]

:nod:

:jazzry2:

[Ryan]

i love the expression on my face

:jazzry2: :gregryan:

im so... enthused

[jazz]

enthused? more like just another day at the office, go ahead.

:smile:

[Ryan]

:lmao:






















































:frown:

[jazz]

i gotta change those pink limbs on me. :insecure:

[Ryan]

the pink covers the semen stains :insecure:

[jazz]

:twitch:
:twitch::twitch:
:twitch::twitch::twitch:
:twitch::twitch:
:twitch:

[Ryan]

:twitch:
:twitch::twitch:
:twitch::jazzry2::twitch:
:twitch::twitch:
:twitch:

[jazz]

wipe that drool off your chin, ryan. :insecure:

[phi]

well, holy fucking shit. i woke up in the middle of the night (well, i had woken up a few times, cause i can't sleep unless it's really cold), and the power came back on like at 3:30am. i hope this isn't temporary and shuts off again, but it's a good sign that they're working on my area.

shit, i'm so giddy, i can't even go back to sleep.
Go back to sleep...go back to sleep...


Yay for you jazz! :woo:

[Ryan]

how about you lick it off. :badmago:

[jazz]

Go back to sleep...go back to sleep...


Yay for you jazz! :woo:
hehe.

:hug2:

[Ellen Degenerate]

Jazz!!!. i'm so glad nothing too bad happened to you :hug:

[Trizzak]

Good to have you back jazz!

Can you believe some asshole wanted to start a mutiny? :shame:




*cough*




:insecure:




:ontome:

[jazz]

Jazz!!!. i'm so glad nothing too bad happened to you
:smooch:

[jazz]

Good to have you back jazz!

Can you believe some asshole wanted to start a mutiny? :shame:




*cough*




:insecure:




:ontome:
is it true the nashville predators are 8-0-0?

:suicide2:

[Trizzak]

is it true the nashville predators are 8-0-0?

:suicide2:
Hard to believe but true. They are a team built for the new NHL, but their success won't last much longer. They'll be a playoff team, but I don't see them going far.

Also, that team is wasted on Nashville. :shame: When hockey is a secondary sport to monster truck rallies, you know there is a problem.

[Trizzak]

Oh, and congrats to the Panthers for playing spoiler to the Penguins, who are still winless.

[Bruce]

:woo:Danny:woo:

[dionysusolympus]

:jazz:, it's great nothing too bad happened down in FL. Take care of youself, old man...

We'll be on the lookout for you and keep :rytard: on a short leash...

[Bruce]

Move inland. All you have to worry about are tornadoes. :nod:

[bleuMadonna]

well, holy fucking shit. i woke up in the middle of the night (well, i had woken up a few times, cause i can't sleep unless it's really cold), and the power came back on like at 3:30am. i hope this isn't temporary and shuts off again, but it's a good sign that they're working on my area.

shit, i'm so giddy, i can't even go back to sleep.
:woo: :woo:
:woo: :woo:
:woo: :woo:
:woo:

[jazz]

Oh, and congrats to the Panthers for playing spoiler to the Penguins, who are still winless.
i heard the game on the radio last night. i can't believe i missed the monday night jets/falcons game and this panthers game. :shame:

hey byrche, dio, bleu...

:hug:

[EvAn]

Good to hear you're alright bud....

[jazz]

Good to hear you're alright bud....
:five:

[EtchedInCold]

that's cool, Greg and I will just slit our wrists and die knowing at least we appreciated our work.

[jims]

right now i'm using what's left of my laptop's battery and my dialup to let you guys know that i'm alright, but that i will not be on for a while. if you have any questions, please refer them to capt and joga until i get back.

for those of you wondering, my house is ok, save for that outdoor roof covering (i forget what it's called now) that got yanked out and thrown over my roof. yes, the storm literally took the whole thing out and threw it on my roof, then it landed on the front and left side of my home. luckily the sliding glass held up and didn't break, although i do plan on replacing it and buying shutters for next year. if that thing broke, god knows what would have happened to my house, so i feel lucky after all.

anyways, i just wanted to let you guys know that my wife and i (and my family) are OK, and that i might be without power for either a few more days, a week, or even two weeks. i'm not sure when i'm going back to work either, so i guess whenever i do, i'll be able to get online and talk to you guys. this really sucks.

take care.


good :smile: take care jazz

[greg]

:suicide2:

[paygee]

glad everything is ok jazzor :up:

[jazz]

:smooch:

[dionysusolympus]

For :jazz: , JDM and Moni...

here's all the power you need...

Something like this...
http://radio.disney.go.com/assets/mystation/losangeles/2004_images/events/easter_eggsplosion/event_photos/11_power_rangers.jpg

only gheyer.

[EtchedInCold]

:suicide2:
x2

[Capt]

JOGA: why is the sky blue?
i'm going to answer this one for joga, being a physics major

human eyes are trichromatic, meaning they have three sets of rods & cones for detecting visible light. becuase there is only 3, they can detect overlap and therefore a very large number of colours (yellow + blue = green and so on). the light in the sky is light from the sun, every colour in the spectrum is included. the atmosphere of the earth deflects the light of the sun at such an angle that only high energy visible light (indigo & violet) make it to you during the daytime. your eyes, being trichromatic (or dichromatic if you are colour blind to any colour) cannot detect the difference between the particular wavelength of light that is violet and blue + white.
its no doubt that animals (whom are mostly dichromatic) see the sky as a different colour. Honeybees and some birds can also see ultraviolet wavelengths of light, which i think is interesting but has nothing to do with you.

ok? joga want to take the babies one?

[Capt]

ps. the reason for sunsets being coloured is that at dusk the sun is at a lower angle (with respect to the horizontal) which makes the light waves have to travel through even more atmosphere & experience more deflection. this results in lower wavelengths of visible light (ie: orange, red, yellow, etc) reaching your eyes and changes the colour of the sky that you see.

[EtchedInCold]

You get an A+

[paygee]

human eyes are trichromatic, meaning they have three sets of rods & cones for detecting visible light. becuase there is only 3, they can detect overlap and therefore a very large number of colours (yellow + blue = green and so on). the light in the sky is light from the sun, every colour in the spectrum is included. the atmosphere of the earth deflects the light of the sun at such an angle that only high energy visible light (indigo & violet) make it to you during the daytime. your eyes, being trichromatic (or dichromatic if you are colour blind to any colour) cannot detect the difference between the particular wavelength of light that is violet and blue + white.
its no doubt that animals (whom are mostly dichromatic) see the sky as a different colour. Honeybees and some birds can also see ultraviolet wavelengths of light, which i think is interesting but has nothing to do with you.



that was indeed very interesting.

[Capt]

You get an A+
:hattip:

[EtchedInCold]

... however... i checked through some of your work and suspect plagarism.

[jazz]

nothing a little google search can't answer.

[toodef]

Tropical storm Beta..... goddamn you guys are having a shitty season.... or good, if you were a hurricane lover.

[Bruce]

I just heard about the new depression this morning. Jesus on a pogo stick. :shame:

[KenKill75]

Its the end of the fucking world. Good fucking riddens to this sack of shit planet.

[Bruce]

:bye:

[KenKill75]

Peace out homie

[Keith Moon]

- I'm moving to Saturn. And no dio, not the car manufacturer.

[greg]

i am currently without flour

[jazz]

riddens
:uhh:

[Pun'KinG']

:uhh:

Ken is just trying to blend in with the rest of us ignoramuses.

He's the flour in our cake mixing bowl. :nod:


i am currently without flour

:erm:

[greg]

omg ken haz teh bad spellring

[Bruce]

omggreguraight!

[KenKill75]

All of you can suck a...sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

[Pun'KinG']

- I'm moving to Saturn. And no dio, not the car manufacturer.

It sure beats Uranus. :badmago:

:hahano:

[Bruce]

All of you can suck a...sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.


It sure beats Uranus. :badmago:

:hahano:

:that:

[Joga]

joga want to take the babies one?

Sure.

CAPT: where do babies come from?

Well, see, after a guy and a girl hook up, and realize that the condom broke, the chick usually ends up knocked up. So, she carries around this kid for nine months that she bitches about because the guy wants nothing to do with her, won't return her calls, and doesn't understand why she wants to get married. So, she moves to her parents' house in Ohio and gets ready to have the child. Once the process starts, her water breaks. She is in an extreme amount of pain. Her dad rushes her to the hospital, where she proceeds to have contractions. She's screaming, sweating, and generally bitchy. The baby slides out of the uterus, past the cervix, through the vaginal canal, and finally out. From there, the baby is ugly, blue, and covered in amniotic fluid. The nurse washes it off, slaps it on the ass, and puts eye drops in the baby's eyes to assure that it won't catch gonarrhea from the mother, who is a whore. Then, the mother's new "friend," who happens to be the washed-up mechanic she dated in high school, takes mom and baby home in his 1985 Trans-Am, and they live, in a double-wide, happily ever after.

[Bruce]

Sure.



Well, see, after a guy and a girl hook up, and realize that the condom broke, the chick usually ends up knocked up. So, she carries around this kid for nine months that she bitches about because the guy wants nothing to do with her, won't return her calls, and doesn't understand why she wants to get married. So, she moves to her parents' house in Ohio and gets ready to have the child. Once the process starts, her water breaks. She is an extreme amount of pain. Her dad rushes her to the hospital, where she proceeds to have contractions. She's screaming, sweating, and generally bitchy. The baby slides out of the uterus, past the cervix, through the vaginal canal, and finally out. From there, the baby is ugly, blue, and covered in amniotic fluid. The nurse washes it off, slaps it on the ass, and puts eye drops in the baby's eyes to assure that it won't catch gonarrhea from the mother, who is a whore. Then, the mother's new "friend," who happens to be the washed-up mechanic she dated in high school, takes mom and baby home in his 1985 Trans-Am, and they live, in a double-wide, happily ever after.


L'il Carl never had it so good. :crying2:

[Joga]

L'il Carl never had it so good. :crying2:

That's because Ryan spends too much money on Tool shit, and not enough money on diapers and formula for Lil Carl. He's a bastard. No pun intended.

[Bruce]

I had to resort to using newspaper for diapers. :shame:

[KenKill75]

What on earth would make you think they used a condom?

[Joga]

What on earth would make you think they used a condom?

:laughing: He was afraid he might catch scabies.

[KenKill75]

No, he actually wanted scabies. He was looking for a new pet anyway.

[Joga]

:puke: :rolling:

[KenKill75]

How do I know all this? I am that guy :eek2:

[Pun'KinG']

No pun intended.

:who:



:frown:

[dionysusolympus]

:who:



:frown:

:dio:

[EtchedInCold]

I swear. A monkey could take a shit in it's hand, throw it at a keyboard, and make better posts. :shame:

[KenKill75]

I actually post like that sometimes. :what:

[dionysusolympus]

I swear. A monkey could take a shit in it's hand, throw it at a keyboard, and make better posts. :shame:

:pacman2:

[Pun'KinG']

I swear. A monkey could take a shit in it's hand, throw it at a keyboard, and make better posts. :shame:

:bird: Well, I don't have much to work with here...

..except my overabundance of primate feces and my innate urge to hurl it at technological devices, thus exhibiting my utter disdain for such things. :erm:

:monkey2:

[Bruce]

:shit:

[Pun'KinG']

I actually post like that sometimes. :what:

:stfu: and :gtfo:

:jazzkentardbunny:

:what:

[KenKill75]

Its bunnykentard you dyslexic ball sucker.

[Pun'KinG']

:shit:

http://dc.underclocked.com/crap/clown.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

Its bunnykentard you dyslexic ball sucker.

Who you callin' a lysdexic stall bucker??

[KenKill75]

I'll touch your penis

[Pun'KinG']

:blush:



:penanner:



:blink:

[Joga]

:who:



:frown:

Awww, punkin'. I wasn't meaning you. Of course I *heart* you. You're not a bastard. :smooch:

[dionysusolympus]

Awww, punkin'. I wasn't meaning you. Of course I *heart* you. You're not a bastard. :smooch:

no, :punking:, you're a bastage.

[Capt]

... however... i checked through some of your work and suspect plagarism.
straight from memory

i'd assume error before plagarism

[Joga]

i am currently without flour

lol.

[Agent]

Did the black people steal your light?

[Joga]

:blackoh:

[Pun'KinG']

no, :punking:, you're a bastage.

:yay:

[Da Rafsta]

jazz...is everything okay now? :kmoony:

[Pun'KinG']

You'll have to hold on a second, Raf. He's at the gas station getting fuel for his generator.

[Da Rafsta]

:2cents: there ya go bud....there's plenty more where that came from.

[jazz]

:crying2: