Quotes

[iha]

Most presidents have one or two quotes that they are rememberd for i.e....

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
-Abraham Lincoln

Patriotism is easy to understand in America; it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
-Calvin Coolidge

There's still 'nothing to fear but fear itself
-FDR

etc

I wonder what Bush's will be..

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W.Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush


"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

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[jazz]

gwb has the best quotes, hands down. i'm buying that 365-day calendar they sell with all of his retarded quotations.

[dionysusolympus]

:quote: :dio: :quote:

[Pun'KinG']

Granted, he is funny. But a 'dumb and nonpurposive' funny. And although it is highly entertaining, that is one quality that you do not want in a representative.

[jazz]

i'd rather have my chinese fighting fish, mongo, be our president than old bush-whacked.

[KenKill75]

Fuck you all, and suffer painful deaths.

[jazz]

not that i don't want a republican in the office, just not that particular one.

[KenKill75]

Ok, fuck you only half way then, and dont suffer too much :wink:

[Pun'KinG']

It's OK, Ken.
Every party has the one guy wearing the lamp shade. It doesn't mean you have to denounce the entire system because of one flaw. Just kick the bugger out and regroup.

EDIT:

not that i don't want a republican in the office, just not that particular one.

Exactly my point. :nod:

[KenKill75]

Fuck you all the way Rusty, slow deep and hard, until your ass bleeds and vital organs are punctured. :blink:

[Pudie]

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."


:lmao:

[Bruce]

Anyone heard the talks of Hilary and Condi running in 2008? I've heard rumors of Cheney resigning and Condi stepping up to VP. :shrug:

[KenKill75]

Id like to see the source for this material, because I think these quotes are bullshit. And even if they arent, fuck you all anyway. :knight:

[KenKill75]

If Hillary Clinton becomes President, I am joining Al Qaeda.

[greg]

OMG TEH ANGREE REEPBULICANZ!!!!!1

[KenKill75]

:thehand:

[Pun'KinG']

Fuck you all the way Rusty, slow deep and hard, until your ass bleeds and vital organs are punctured. :blink:

:monkey2:
:think:


:yell: HEY! That isn't very slow.

:hmm:




But it IS hard and deep... :crying3:

[jazz]

If Hillary Clinton becomes President, I am joining Al Qaeda.
sniper elite 2: the hilary years :what:

[Pudie]

If Hillary Clinton becomes President, I am joining Al Qaeda.
Reported the the FBI, CIA, Homeland Security,NYPD, and the Jews.

[KenKill75]

Reported the the FBI, CIA, Homeland Security,NYPD, and the Jews.


Im on all their shit lists to begin with, so fawk it

[iha]

Id like to see the source for this material, because I think these quotes are bullshit. And even if they arent, fuck you all anyway. :knight:

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/news/articles/051018/18whwatch.htm?track=rss

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/17/AR2005101701888.html

[KenKill75]

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/news/articles/051018/18whwatch.htm?track=rss

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/17/AR2005101701888.html


Interesting...but I dont see those quotes there. :magodio3:

[Joga]

I really, really, really hope that John McCain runs for president. I usually lean toward democrats, but I would vote for him over any democratic candidate any day, hands down.

[Bruce]

http://www.4president.org/image/1992/rossperot1992.gif

[Joga]

I'm all ears.

[jazz]

http://www.4president.org/image/1992/rossperot1992.gif
wrote a song 'bout it. like to hear it? here it go!

[EtchedInCold]

I really, really, really hope that John McCain runs for president.:nod: or Guliani
If Hillary Clinton becomes President, I am joining Al Qaeda.Count me in.

[Pudie]

I'm all ears.
Lol.

And fuck Guliani. He became another one of Bushs butt boys.

I'd vote McCain though.

[KenKill75]

Anybody who has anything negative to say about Giuliani is downright ignorant.

[Joga]

I got to hear Giuliani speak at a motivational seminar this past spring. I really liked what he had to say. I really doubt he'll run though. And I would still vote for McCain over him...if they split a ticket, that would be cool.

[Pun'KinG']

I'm all ears.

:lol:

Pun-tastic!

[Keith Moon]

Anybody who has anything negative to say about Giuliani is downright ignorant.



- :werd:

[dionysusolympus]

- :werd:

:jazzgreg:

[KenKill75]

:encirclingdio:

[dionysusolympus]

:encirclingdio:

:magodio5:

[KenKill75]

Pffft...Im not wearing any underwear :neener:

[Pun'KinG']

Pffft...Im not wearing any underwear :neener:

http://www.jplfansunited.com/entry8.jpg

:eek2:

/dio

[iha]

Interesting...but I dont see those quotes there. :magodio3:
oh, i thought you were saying you wanted sources for what someone said about cheney.

[dionysusolympus]

oh, i thought you were saying you wanted sources for what someone said about cheney.

:quote: :jazziha: :quote:

:twitch:

:shrug2:

[KenKill75]

You might wanna see a doctor about that twitch, lymp

[Pun'KinG']

You might wanna see a doctor about that twitch, lymp

Take two Things and call me in the morning.


http://www.clock.org/~chris/huh/alpha/s/sathingonesathingtwo.jpg

[KenKill75]

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid

[Pun'KinG']

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid

:up:


Ken Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid

:lol:

:yes:

[KenKill75]

Translation please :blush:

[Pun'KinG']

Ok. But only because you dawn the innocence of MAGO.:blush:

Loosely translated, "Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid" means "No Pity For the Majority".

[KenKill75]

Me likey :yes:

[Pun'KinG']

:jig:

Haha. I was actually expecting a barrage of disgust and disagreement on your part.

I'm so cynical. :MAGO:

[dionysusolympus]

:jig:

Haha. I was actually expecting a barrage of disgust and disagreement on your part.

I'm so cynical. :MAGO:

:jazzpunking:

[jazz]

I'm so cynical. :MAGO:
the day MAGO thinks that way is the day this site closes.

[Pun'KinG']

:jazzpunking:


:quote:get a new gag, that one's fucking old.:quote:

:lol:

[KenKill75]

"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon, this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

:pff:

[Bruce]

"I didn't have sexual relations with that woman."

:jerk2:

[KenKill75]

"We all look forward with great pleasure to four years of wonderful, inspiring speeches, full of wit, poetry, music, love and affection, plus more goddamn nonsense." - News commentator David Brinkley, Election night 1996, speaking about the upcoming second term of the Clinton Administration.

"Bill Clinton does not have the moral fiber to be a mass murderer." -- Nobel Peace Prize recipient Dr. Henry Kissinger, Spring 1997

Don't know about the republicans, democrats or any other lock-step party but for me, I think that if I hire a man to manage a business, I am not paying him to boink the female employees, especially on company property, company time and using company lawyers to cover up for him -- JC Cooper

Hillary Rodham Clinton and Matt Lauer.
LAUER: Let me take you and your husband out of this for a second. Bill and Hillary Clinton aren’t involved in this story. If an American president had an adulterous liaison in the White House and lied to cover it up, should the American people ask for his resignation?
HR CLINTON: Well, they should certainly be concerned about it.
LAUER: Should they ask for his resignation?
HR CLINTON: Well, I think that if all that were proven true, I think that would be a very serious offense.

"Perjury is not excused by an apology compelled by overwhelming evidence and delivered under pressure. The President entered into a morally repugnant relationship, he lied under oath and he almost certainly used government resources and employment opportunities to encourage Monica Lewinsky's silence. This is no longer a question of private morality or political popularity. Certainly, we could spare the country a great deal of pain by abandoning the rule of law. That's too high a price. With great sadness, I have concluded that President Clinton should resign or face impeachment." -- Rep. Paul McHale (D-Pa.), 8/18/98

"No question that an admission of making false statements to government officials and interfering with the FBI is an impeachable offense." -- Bill Clinton, ARKANSAS GAZETTE, August 8, 1974, page 7-A.

"Clinton's own assertions clearly can no longer be believed. The president lied to everyone about the affair. He repeatedly invoked claims of executive and attorney-client privilege, arranged joint-defense agreements, attacked his accusers for exposing the facts, and on and on. All with one goal in mind: to keep himself from ever having to confess the affair, let alone apologize to the nation for it," -- USA Today editorial 9/10/98

Exhibit 1:"The president has pursued a strategy of deceiving the American people and Congress since January 1998, delaying and impeding the criminal investigation for seven months and deceiving the American people and Congress in August 1998."
-- Independent counsel Kenneth W. Starr, in a report to Congress accusing President Clinton of obstruction of justice, witness tampering, abuse of his presidential powers and perjury -- evidence that may constitute grounds for an impeachment.
Exhibit 2:"Impeachment should apply to those offenses which proceed from the misconduct of public men or, in other words, from the abuse or violation of some public trust. They are of a nature which may with peculiar propriety be denominated political, as they relate chiefly to injuries done immediately to society itself."
--Hillary Rodham and the Democratic staff of the House Judiciary Committee, 1974, quoting from Alexander Hamilton in one of the Federalist Papers.

"I ask that all Americans demonstrate in their personal and public lives... the high ethical standards that are essential to good character and to the continued success of our Nation."
President Bill Clinton, October 17, 1997. "National Character Counts Week."

"I wanted to be legal without being particularly helpful," -- William Jefferson Clinton, President of the United States.

"I don't have a good memory now. The memory loss has been increased by the pressure of your four-year investigation." - Bill Clinton, before the Grand Jury.

[Ann Coulter] said Clinton's use of his secretary, Betty Currie, "is so craven and cowardly. It's like a hostage holding a baby in front of him ... He would use taxpayer-funded jobs to pay off his little government-funded brothel."

"We're now at the point that it's beyond whether or not this guy is a horny hick. I really think it's a question of his mental stability. He really could be a lunatic. . . . I think it is a rational question for Americans to ask whether their president is insane." -- Ann Coulter On "Equal Time"

"Only in America can a homeless Veteran sleep in a cardboard box, While a draft-dodger sleeps in the White House."

The Clintons represent the worst in modern American politics: ruthless ambition over a desire to serve; preoccupation with political funding over a fair system; opportunism over principle; betrayal of any cause or policy over taking a stand; and a desperation to gain and keep office over any obligation to honor its responsibilities." -- Christopher Reed, in the Los Angles Times.

"And I thought, you know, when you boil it all down -- if you put it in a centrifuge and boiled it all down --would you want to be in a foxhole with this guy? And the bottom line is, not me." -- Actor and Democrat James Woods on President Bill Clinton while on the CBS "News" This Morning - 1/5/1999

The President of the United States (William J. Clinton) said in sworn testimony before a grand jury that the accuracy of his testimony in another legal proceeding depended-and I quote-"on what the meaning of the word 'is' is." -- Ann Coulter

Hillary and Bill have done a lot for America in the past 6+ years.
The problem is how long will it take to repair what they've done.
-- Don Kennedy (Dexter, Mo.)

[greg]

"lol"

[dionysusolympus]

"lol"

:jazzgreg:

:lol:

[KenKill75]

":magodio3:"

[... Scott]

"Are you just gonna bark little doggie or are you going to bite ?"
http://www.mattbusch.com/Mr.%20Blonde%203.jpg

[KenKill75]

:dog:

[Keith Moon]

- "Whoever gets the ball into the endzone more today is going to win this game" -John Madden

[jazz]

"I didn't have sexual relations with that woman."

:jerk2:
"...that day."

[... Scott]

http://www.internetdj.com/images/articles/djfrankiewildelarge.jpg "Who likes to fuck and party ?"

[jazz]

- "Whoever gets the ball into the endzone more today is going to win this game" -John Madden
madden provides such enlightenment to the sport.

[KenKill75]

He's trying to compete with Yogi. Fucking rookie fatboy.

[jazz]

i remember when i was watching a football game where madden was calling, he said something like: without a good offensive line, the quarterback won't be able to get his passes out on time, or something like that.

:gaytard:

[KenKill75]

Captain Obvious

[greg]

boom, tough actin' tinactin!!!1

[jazz]

boom! shotgun blast to the immediate chest area.

[greg]

oh noez, not the turducken :boo:

[jazz]

this poor hockey player shares the same name:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/2003/playoffs/lines_analysis/images/madden.jpg

[KenKill75]

What team is Satan on now?

[greg]

your mom's

lol

[KenKill75]

No wonder im so fucking evil

[jazz]

What team is Satan on now?
islanders.

[KenKill75]

When I bought NHL 2004, the first thing I did was trade away the black guy that was on the Rangers at the time and get Satan.

[jazz]

When I bought NHL 2004, the first thing I did was trade away the black guy that was on the Rangers at the time and get Satan.
:lol: token, huh?

anyways, i don't think satan is an amazing player, but i only wanted him on the panthers to justify getting a jersey with the word "SATAN" on the back. that would've looked cool.

[KenKill75]

Precisely. Coolest name ever, even though its pronounced differently. He's a pretty good player, I think, though I dont follow hockey that closely.

[jazz]

yep, pronounced "sha-tan."

and he's not a terrible player, he could score goals, but he's a soft euro that doesn't like to mix it up too much.

[KenKill75]

As opposed to the type that cheap shots a guy from behind, ending his career.

[jazz]

As opposed to the type that cheap shots a guy from behind, ending his career.
well, you're talking about an asshole, not someone who just gives an honest effort.

[Keith Moon]

i remember when i was watching a football game where madden was calling, he said something like: without a good offensive line, the quarterback won't be able to get his passes out on time, or something like that.

:gaytard:

Captain Obvious


- :werd:

[greg]

"a pandemic is unlike other natural disasters..." "a pandemic is a lot like a forest fire..."