oh hello i am new

[deloresdelrio]

i hope you guys are nice

:gap:

[Pudie]

I am. Godless is a total souche though. Watch out.

[Pun'KinG']

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/mo/freddykreuger_bb_150x200.jpg

"How sweet. Fresh meat."

:jk:

Scare ya?


I'm probably not the best choice for this forum's spokesperson. :hmm:

[Keith Moon]

- :nanner22:

[Pun'KinG']

i hope you guys are nice

:gap:

Oh, and whatever you do, under NO circumstance should you accept a balloon from ANYONE. Even if they appear to be friendly.

:hand2: :sarcasm:

[Keith Moon]

- :shh:

[Pun'KinG']

We already scared her away.

It's an encircling record!! :woo:

Put 'er there. :five:

[Keith Moon]

- :tank:

[deloresdelrio]

Oh, and whatever you do, under NO circumstance should you accept a balloon from ANYONE. Even if they appear to be friendly.

:hand2: :sarcasm:

i don't accept offerings from strangers.
thanks for the warning, though.

[Keith Moon]

i don't accept offerings from strangers.
thanks for the warning, though.


- ...but this isn't just any ordinary offering. :monty:

[deloresdelrio]

i don't even know if your sperm is clean, man.

[Pun'KinG']

:nanner26:

:shake:

:dammit: I should have called shotgun. :nanasad:

[Pun'KinG']

i don't even know if your sperm is clean, man.

I don't even think it's his sperm... No, in fact I'm pretty sure it's not.

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.comicstripelpaso.com/albums/beenhere/jimcarrey.jpg

"Einhorn is Finkle!

Finkle is Einhorn!"

[deloresdelrio]

you're ruining the thread i made to welcome myself

:crying2:

[bleuMadonna]

Hi, delores, and welcome.

[Trizzak]

I am. Godless is a total souche though. Watch out.
Souche or not, I'm sure he can spell correctly.

[deloresdelrio]

thank you, bleumadonna!

trizzak, that's pretty funny because i thought about asking if he meant douche but then i thought oh hey people might think you're an asshole if you go around correcting spelling the day you join a board.

[Trizzak]

Don't hold back. Let out your true inner spellchecker.

[jazz]

you're ruining the thread i made to welcome myself

:crying2:
welcome to the board, delores. how did you hear about the site?

[Ellen Degenerate]

:wave:

I'm one of the nice ones. I swear.

[deloresdelrio]

actually i googled encircling one day and found the news of the weird stuff on the main site. don't ask me why i googled encircling, i just like to google random words... (easily amused).

[MojoFearsSatan]

they say little things amuse little mi...

I'll stop there. I am Mojo, resident muso, pretentious asshole, pompous bastard and general miserable angry git. If I throw a strop at you or bitch at you, it's probably not your fault, it's me being a kid :up:

That said, you probably won't come across me much outside of the 'For Those About To Rock' forum.

[jazz]

actually i googled encircling one day and found the news of the weird stuff on the main site. don't ask me why i googled encircling, i just like to google random words... (easily amused).
:hmmm:

[deloresdelrio]

you should try it sometime, start with "sexy god"

i promise what you find is neither sexy, nor god

[Ryan]

you should try it sometime, start with "sexy god"

i promise what you find is neither sexy, nor god

:laughing:

welcome to our homosexual forum.

[deloresdelrio]

your banana is smoking

[Ryan]

my banana does many things. :gregryan:

[deloresdelrio]

ask me if i'm an orange

[Ryan]

are you an orange?

[deloresdelrio]

no

[MojoFearsSatan]

A guy is walking down the street and sees a guy with an orange for a head. He says 'I hope you don't mind me asking but why do you have an orange for a head?'. The guy says 'I got granted three wishes by a genie. I asked to be rich and now my money flow will never end. I asked to be more attractive to girls and now I have a supermodel wife and have to beat off the girls with a stick. Then I wished I could have an orange for a head'.

Got nothing.

[jazz]

:hahano:

[Trizzak]

That was kinda funny.

[Ryan]

no

fuck you then.

[Joga]

fuck you then.

:sarcasm:

See, delores, you think Ryan's being mean there, but he's not. He literally wants to fuck you. I'm not kidding. Ask him.

By the way, I'm Joga. You can also call me Jess. Or you don't have to call me anything. I use this smiley a lot :lmao:

[deloresdelrio]

oh, so ryan's a perv?

awesome.

[Ryan]

:hump2:

[deloresdelrio]

that guy in your avatar makes me want to smoke

[Ryan]

how can you say "that guy," you fucking old fart? he's a legend.

[deloresdelrio]

yeah, sorry, i don't know who that is

[Ryan]

humphrey bogart, dink.

[Trizzak]

how can you say "that guy," you fucking old fart? he's a legend.
who is it?

[deloresdelrio]

oh ok, yeah, i knew that

sometimes i play dumb for no reason

[Ryan]

let's have sex.

[deloresdelrio]

wow, you don't waste any time

you never even asked me my name

[Ryan]

oh, sorry.

your name, miss?

[deloresdelrio]

delores del rio

[Ryan]

may i squeeze your breast?

[deloresdelrio]

what color do you think i should make my sig?

this green is not working for me. what do you think about purple?

[Ryan]

i'll tell you if you let me squeeze your breast.

[Trizzak]

may i squeeze your breast?
Ryan! Where are your manners?!?




Say "please"

[deloresdelrio]

just answer the question, claire

[Ryan]

just answer the question, claire

i asked first.

[deloresdelrio]

i am not comfortable answering your question

[Ryan]

i am not comfortable answering your question

make our affairs public you pussy.

[Trizzak]

what color do you think i should make my sig?

this green is not working for me. what do you think about purple?
It will depend on what skin you plan on using (when we get them back anyways (fucking vbulletin update)) so I'd go purple for this skin, but something lighter if you go to Firmament or the other darker skins.

[Ryan]

It will depend on what skin you plan on using (when we get them back anyways (fucking vbulletin update)) so I'd go purple for this skin, but something lighter if you go to Firmament or the other darker skins.

:stfu:

[deloresdelrio]

ryan, as far as i know, you are underage. i'm no perv and i'm not old enough to be a cougar.

trizz, i don't like this font at all.
do you think i should go with something else?

[Joga]

:stfu:

:rolleyes:

[Ryan]

ryan, as far as i know, you are underage. i'm no perv and i'm not old enough to be a cougar.

in iceland, maybe. stop avoiding the tit squeezing.

[deloresdelrio]

have some class and call it a tata

[Ryan]

let me fondle your tata.

[deloresdelrio]

that sounds more like a demand than a request

[Ryan]

it is. :tits: :monkey:

[deloresdelrio]

nice

[Ryan]

your lack of enthusiasm has made me flaccid.

gg

[deloresdelrio]

flaccid is such a gross word

[Ryan]

so is tata.

[deloresdelrio]

heh

i know, it's fucking awesome

oh, wait..

[Ryan]

the lack of post count here makes me sad.

[Trizzak]

trizz, i don't like this font at all.
do you think i should go with something else?
You'd have to change to your chosen font every time. I don't think you can set a personal default font.

And the only person who does that is Pun'King'

So if you think it's worth it...

[phi]

Welcome delores. :wave:
(Awesome. :wink2:)

I see you've met some of the gang already. You should feel honoured.

:dotus:

[deloresdelrio]

yeah, trizz, that sounds like a lot of effort

in the end, i destroyed the sig altogether to avoid anymore
font stress

the welcomes are so delightful

[iha]

Welcome to the site! That's quite strange that you would register at forums you found by random googles.

What kind of music do you like? :smile:

[deloresdelrio]

ha

oh wow
i forgot i said that that was why i registered here

hahaha

that's awesome

i like music that is good, and yourself?

[mjk870621345]

ha

oh wow
i forgot i said that that was why i registered here

hahaha

that's awesome

i like music that is good, and yourself?

you like QOTSA, dont you ?

:up:


btw, welcome

[deloresdelrio]

you like QOTSA, dont you ?

:up:


btw, welcome

yep.

i certainly do.

i like to call them kwatsa. fyi.

[iha]

SPECIFIC BANDS NOW

[deloresdelrio]

yeah, i guess you can see them when i post in the what are you listening to thread

[iha]

i dont like you

go sit with ryan

[deloresdelrio]

i would be glad to

[Capt]

welcome

[deloresdelrio]

thanks, hippie

[Ryan]

i would be glad to

eff off.

[deloresdelrio]

i'm putting you on ignore

[Ryan]

lies.

[Godless]

Damn...I was wondering why people knew your name...then I read your screen name. I'm such a genius. Don't mind Pudie.....he's just Pudie.....the name says it all. fuck ryan.

[Trizzak]

Wow, this thread really took a turn for the worse.

Let's try this again. Hi delores, my name is Tristan. How are you today?

[Ryan]

fuck ryan.

:yummy:

[Nostawen]

Welcome, Delores. I´m Natalia. And I like QOTSA too. Take this sweet Josh Homme pic as a welcome gift

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/natallica/JoshHomme4.jpg

[deloresdelrio]

thanks. i'm going to have his babies, fyi.

[Jonesy]

Hi, I'm nice. Welcome. :biggrin:

[WideAwake]

Rilo Kiley = :up: :smile:

[deloresdelrio]

oh wow, someone knows

let's be friends

[Nostawen]

thanks. i'm going to have his babies, fyi.

Great! I´m gonna have Mark Lanegan´s babies. We can take our kids to the park together, and have mommy talks while we see them play.

[deloresdelrio]

ha, yeah.. and then we can plan their futures and wow, mark lanegan, eh?
never knew people found him attractive...

[WideAwake]

oh wow, someone knows

let's be friends

deal

[deloresdelrio]

do you have boobs?

[WideAwake]

no :sad:

[deloresdelrio]

don't be sad

i will like you more if you don't

[Pun'KinG']

You'd have to change to your chosen font every time. I don't think you can set a personal default font.

And the only person who does that is Pun'King'

So if you think it's worth it...

:sarcasm:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/punking/a055.gif

:hug2:

[Nostawen]

ha, yeah.. and then we can plan their futures and wow, mark lanegan, eh?
never knew people found him attractive...

Well, I really don´t think many people actually find Mark attractive (though my gal Phi here shares my love for him).

[WideAwake]

don't be sad

i will like you more if you don't

:shocked: :smile:

[jazz]

don't be sad

i will like you more if you don't
quite the opposite for me. this place is a wienerfest.

[deloresdelrio]

heh

you said.. weiner

[MojoFearsSatan]

:beavisandbutthead:

[iha]

delores, are you from atlanta?

[paygee]

delores, are you from atlanta?
no dingus shes from texas

[jazz]

:no:

[james]

i hope you guys are nice

:gap:

Nice? Nice has nothing to do with it. Do you have huge balls of fortitude? You better do.

[KenKill75]

actually i googled encircling one day and found the news of the weird stuff on the main site. don't ask me why i googled encircling, i just like to google random words... (easily amused).


Thats the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard in my life. Even if I was born yesterday, it would still be obvious that you are a lying sack. But welcome anyway. :hattip:

[Bruce]

:lurk:





:ontome:

[DeadOhioSky]

jello

[pappa roach]

welcom DD.......good to have you onboard...

[Capt]

pornk

[jazz]

Yeah, you do that. Run along and hide. :bye:
behave, kenneth.

[KenKill75]

All I did was tell her she was full of shit, which she already confirmed when she said she was banned from the last board. Then I welcomed her graciously. Im behaving perfectly fine. Shall we count how many profane names she has called me?

[jazz]

no, cause i don't care. squash it and move on.

:badmago:

[KenKill75]

I moved on right after posting it last night.

[jazz]

k then.

[Ryan]

ken has muscles.

[Bruce]

:nod:

I touched them.

:phi:

[Ryan]

:nod:

I touched them.

:phi:


:nelson: :gay3:

























































:crying2: :sigh:

[Bruce]

I made a mold.

I'll put in the post for you tomorrow.

It is very realistic.

I used the same material as the Flesh Light.

[Ryan]

a belated birthday gift. :drool:

[deloresdelrio]

ryan get out of my thread with your faggotry
you have the whole rest of the board for that, now scoot

[Ryan]

shut up, thx.

[deloresdelrio]

i want to peel off your skin and slap you with it

[Ryan]

my foreskin?

[deloresdelrio]

gross, you have foreskin?

[Ryan]

my imaginary foreskin.

[deloresdelrio]

who would want an imaginary foreskin?

ew.

[Ryan]

you would.

want to see the tattoo on the head of my penis again?

[deloresdelrio]

that's not funny

:crying2:

[Ryan]

it really is.

:hug:

[deloresdelrio]

you wouldn't say that if he said it to you

and stop listening to that thing

[Ryan]

what thing?

[deloresdelrio]

the thing that you learned about the penis tattoo from

[Ryan]

oh. no. you have a hot voice.

[Bruce]

i hope you guys are nice

:gap:


I challenge you to a Dance Dance Revolution-Off!

You evah been served?

Yo about to be!

[Moni Moni]

hello, nice to meet you!! :rn: my name is Simone.. I am on vacation right now :cookie:

[dionysusolympus]

moni is trying to ban you... :secret:

[Bruce]

:shh:

:secret: dammit, Dio...on the down-low

[PatrickBateman]

A/S/L?

[deloresdelrio]

you should stay out of the barely legal chatrooms, patty
they're invading your messageboard prescence

28/f/texas

[PatrickBateman]

you should stay out of the barely legal chatrooms, patty
they're invading your messageboard prescence

28/f/texas
tori amos still aint got shit on Pearl Jam

[deloresdelrio]

love you

[Agent]

tori amos still aint got shit on Pearl Jam
word homes. word.

fk tori amos.

dax riggs > tori amos.

and that ain't no lie.

[deloresdelrio]

get out of my thread

[greg]

hi della

[Agent]

get out of my thread
ain't no one gonna call the fuzz in this town, cause they know better.

[jazz]

word homes. word.

fk tori amos.

dax riggs > tori amos.

and that ain't no lie.
:lmao:

[Bruce]

The Fuzz.

:lol:

[Agent]

yous know it's true jazz.

[PatrickBateman]

ain't no one gonna call the fuzz in this town, cause they know better.

you shut up! I am sick....and tired of you sticking up for him..you hear me?

[Agent]

you shut up! I am sick....and tired of you sticking up for him..you hear me?
that's why i like you homes. i don't care what everyone else on this board says, yous cool in my book.

[deloresdelrio]

that's why i like you homes. i don't care what everyone else on this board says, yous cool in my book.
people say otherwise?

what's happened here?

[Agent]

people say otherwise?

what's happened here?
no es por nada pero apestas a fundio

[deloresdelrio]

yes, i would like you to buy me shiny things
thanks for the offer

[Agent]

yes, i would like you to buy me shiny things
thanks for the offer
che puta.

[deloresdelrio]

yes, ok, i'm sorry, this is not mexico, speak english or shut it, whore

[Agent]

yes, ok, i'm sorry, this is not mexico, speak english or shut it, whore
pos nimodo te chingastes.

[dionysusolympus]

pos nimodo te chingastes.

ch-ch-ch-chilis....

:werd:

http://bob-okiraku-life.blogzine.jp/ippon/images/chilis.JPG

[PatrickBateman]

that's why i like you homes. i don't care what everyone else on this board says, yous cool in my book.
that makes two of us

[Agent]

that makes two of us
stay gold.

[PatrickBateman]

stay gold.
I got a good chance of being let off easy.
I ain't got no record with the fuzz and you just said it yourself, was self defense and Cherry and Pony can testify to that.

[Bruce]

Soda Pop told me different.

:ontome:

[PatrickBateman]

Soda Pop told me different.

:ontome:

Fuck Soda pop...he was a bitch anyway

[RhinoWarrior]

is this the f/l/h section???

[Agent]

Fuck Soda pop...he was a bitch anyway
i thought we lost you like we did mom and dad.

[Moni Moni]

actually i googled encircling one day and found the news of the weird stuff on the main site. don't ask me why i googled encircling, i just like to google random words... (easily amused).
wait a minute...your saying i didnt have to sleep with 2 people to get excepted?? :uhh:

[KenKill75]

wait a minute...your saying i didnt have to sleep with 2 people to get excepted?? :uhh:

:rage:

[Moni Moni]

moni is trying to ban you... :secret:
watch out for dio...hes trouble- never trust anything he says..ok :eek:

[deloresdelrio]

i have no idea what you're talking about.. say it slower

[Moni Moni]

me? :uhh:

[deloresdelrio]

ha.. yeah, you

i forgot to quote because i suck

[Moni Moni]

well i want to warn u about dio ( dionysusolympus ) he is a bully :eek:
anyway, nice to meet you-im Simone :rn: please keep away from KEN tho-i am trying to marry him :pray:
:laughing:

[KenKill75]

Not to worry, Simone, she already hates me :nanner9:

[Bruce]

Dio isn't a bully.

I am. :bat:

Now, hand over the lunch money.

[deloresdelrio]

well i want to warn u about dio ( dionysusolympus ) he is a bully :eek:
anyway, nice to meet you-im Simone :rn: please keep away from KEN tho-i am trying to marry him :pray:
:laughing:
bullies don't scare me, and you certainly don't have to worry about me stealing your man, you can very much keep him.

[deloresdelrio]

Dio isn't a bully.

I am. :bat:

Now, hand over the lunch money.
and you.. you have never been scary

[Agent]

s
h
i
b
b
y

[Bruce]

and you.. you have never been scary


:crying2:

:hide:

[Ryan]

well i want to warn u about dio ( dionysusolympus ) he is a bully :eek:
anyway, nice to meet you-im Simone :rn: please keep away from KEN tho-i am trying to marry him :pray:
:laughing:

i think it's time you backed off my kennykins.

[deloresdelrio]

this is the best thread ever

i make myself laugh over and over

[Ryan]

i think it's time you backed off my kennykins.


srsly

[deloresdelrio]

gross, ryan

[Ryan]

says the lady who just :spooge:'d me over msn

[Trizzak]

she spooged you?

or ejaculated on your face while you were sleeping?

neither really makes sense

[Ryan]

i meant :bj:

[deloresdelrio]

i did nothing of the sort

[Ryan]

:lies:

[deloresdelrio]

:lies:

:tard:

[Ryan]

:tard:

:hug:

[Ryan]

delores del dildo

[Joga]

:clap2: