The Bored @ Work Thread

[Stoner Si]

ok i thought id start this so i can go on random rants while i am bored at work............. and im sure there r other people who want 2 bitch sein as i kno a fair few of us come online at work......... im serioulsy bored.......... andn ive started this thread for when i feel a rant brewing............... .........

[Stoner Si]

:bash: right....... my 1st rant.......... rude people...... they piss me off....... they ring me up........ yell in my ear because they want me 2 do something for them......... and all i wanna do is tell em 2 fuck off.......... fuck them and their credit cards................. they call me up and want 2 order something and all tehy say is order...... as if they are on the lowest rung of the evolution ladder........... and 2 b honest if one more rings me up and just says order..... im gonna order them aq pizza to there house........ and then mayb a taxi............ maybe some stuff online........... i dont know....... its just really pissin me off........ big style..........

[kris46and2]

ok is it my fault, that we dont have a specific laptop in stock, fuck off we dont have it in ............

[Stoner Si]

exactly..... thats the way it shud be done......... ....... but all the customers im gettin seem 2 b pissed off with the world........probably the fact that they r sat indoors watchin tv shopping at 6:30 in the eve when they could b out gettin wasted/having fun...... but fuck em.......

[jims]

took you two to notice! when i couldnt be found. i think you found me here and there. but either way just doesnt hold me right. so when i talked to your mother, she told me stories that made me shiver. i came to you, and held your hand, and told you it will all be ok :hat:

[Stoner Si]

:confused:

[jims]

stay up late.
talk on the net.
find a girl.
talk dirty to her.
jerk off.
cum.
and go to bed.

[Stoner Si]

:frown: i cant i is at work.........

[jims]

:(
im sad now

[Stoner Si]

all i know is i'd rather b @ home

[jims]

awwwww

read this...


tip toe to your room says:
would people with no nails just paint their skin?
*~*~Emma :: You'll have lots of special people in your life, some stay, some go and some break your heart~*~* says:
lmao no idea
tip toe to your room says:
hmmm i wonder
*~*~Emma :: You'll have lots of special people in your life, some stay, some go and some break your heart~*~* says:
i have no nail on my little toe
tip toe to your room says:
where did it go?
*~*~Emma :: You'll have lots of special people in your life, some stay, some go and some break your heart~*~* says:
ive just never had ne on both
tip toe to your room says:
oo i see...they left you at birth

[Col]

:blink:
*goes back to his ranting thread "ranting Col rants"*

[Stoner Si]

ok...... really confuzzeld............ but nothing new there............. she has no little toe nails???????

[jims]

shut up col!


and yes,no little toe nails

[Stoner Si]

:blink:
*goes back to his ranting thread "ranting Col rants"*

oops..... i didnt know bout that one....... & anyways..... my name aint col....... :loon:

[Stoner Si]

shut up col!


and yes,no little toe nails

very odd............ what happened to them??????

[jims]

oops..... i didnt know bout that one....... & anyways..... my name aint col....... :loon:

ignore col, hes a KUL!

[Col]

ok aint Col.

[jims]

very odd............ what happened to them??????

born without them i guess

[Col]

ignore col, hes a KUL!
:inlove:

[Stoner Si]

born iwthout little toe nails?????????? fairy snuff.......

[jims]

born iwthout little toe nails?????????? fairy snuff.......

hairy puff :greenwink

[Col]

you're such a Starfucker Jim.

[Stoner Si]

right...... its 7:05...... i need a ciggi and i have an hour and 1 half left untill i get another break...... its pissing me off.......

[jims]

right...... its 7:05...... i need a ciggi and i have an hour and 1 half left untill i get another break...... its pissing me off.......

hmmmm..its 7:08 here :lick:
oh and i went off msn cuz it pisses me off these days

[Stoner Si]

ok.... fair call........... its now 19:10.... but i gotta stop clock watchin its makin me want a ciggi sooner........ i could really do with a joint....... mmmmm need to go home..... i might feign of ill go home and get stoned........ i think i have a cunning plan......

[jims]

0o0o0 naughty si :ninja:
do you ever get the feeling that no one listens to you and is just waiting for their turn to speak?

[Col]

0o0o0 naughty si :ninja:
do you ever get the feeling that no one listens to you and is just waiting for their turn to speak?
all the time

EDIT: but then again you're ignoring me. :lick:

[Stoner Si]

same here.......... but i do realyl need a joint........ and im still spun out by the fact that girl has no little toe nails......

[jims]

:haha:
some people are just handicapped

[Stoner Si]

:greenwink

[jims]

me!you!nin tour!2005 :greenwink :up:

[Stoner Si]

yep....... even tho i aint that big a nin fan...... but hey...... its still a gig......

[jims]

its an experience :up: they put on a great show

[Stoner Si]

exactly...... and 2 b honest..... i usually enjoy a gig even if i dont like the band

[jims]

nice, it will be fun!

[Stoner Si]

this is tru.....

[jims]

kris will come!! YOU SEE THIS POST KRIS!!....YOU COME

[kris46and2]

i dunno much by them but lets see.


but i bet they are at download festy, then we all go to that

[Stoner Si]

download sounds good next year either way..........

[kris46and2]

lets all go to download... .thats the new plan they will be there plus mebbe 36 crazyfists :smoke: :smoke:

[jims]

it would be a lot of fun

[Stoner Si]

i wanna do download anyways.... if nin dont play there i'lll go to both.......

[jims]

when nin are here im going to see them as much as i can

[Stoner Si]

i will go see em..... but probably only once.......

[jims]

:up: ive already started a concert fund for jimbo by jimbo

[Stoner Si]

good call........... but i must warn that im feelin another rant brewing....

[jims]

if its about bored housewives...do it :up:

[Stoner Si]

it very well might b........ considering they r stressing me out at the mo........... they call me up goin i'd like to place an order........... and tehn when i ask em what they wanna order..... theydont fucking kno........ they cant erally want our products that much if they cant even remember the fucking name....... most of what we do is bollocks anyways..........

[Stoner Si]

and i know that probably wasnt quite what u meant but never mind......

[jims]

damn them

[jims]

and i know that probably wasnt quite what u meant but never mind......

true..but its cool

[Stoner Si]

ok.... now not only am i pissed off, bored but im also now having a arguement with the g/f via txt msg........... man can this day get any worse...............

[jims]

awww man, just say "hey...lets do this in person so its more real so you can see the rage and intesity in my eyes and so you an hear me scream violently at you!!!" :bang:

[Tzarina]

ok.... now not only am i pissed off, bored but im also now having a arguement with the g/f via txt msg........... man can this day get any worse...............

Man, I am sorry, but are you fucking serious? A TEXT MESSAGE ARGUMENT? That has got to be the most rediculous waste of words, time, effort, and emotional energy I have ever heard of. Why not just say "this is stupid... Lets talk about this later"?... :hmm:

Then again, I despise arguing in general. :wink:
I'm really sorry your day went so poor. Hope it was better when you went home... :greenwink

[jims]

everything is done by text these days. talking. sex. pics. all sorts..soon we wont have a need to leave the house or be in the same room as another person

[Stoner Si]

it did get better..... i did try and say sort it out when i get home.... but she had work the next day and i dont finish till midnight.......... and she works days....... so we wernt goin 2 c each other,...... she ended up waiting 4 me.....

[jims]

:hand:

[Tzarina]

everything is done by text these days. talking. sex. pics. all sorts..soon we wont have a need to leave the house or be in the same room as another person

Um, okay... all I can really say is 'fuck that' and 'no way' :confused3
That shit just sounds scary... :ontome:

Someone saved my life tonight... You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?... :dude:

[jims]

lifesaver huh :up:

[B]

show me yer tackle.

[Tzarina]

lifesaver huh :up:

~I was actually listening to Elton john... :greenwink

I was kind of thinking of saving myself from that life, you know text messaging and shit. I won't even carry a cell phone anymore, except turned off all the time. We don't need these extreme connections to people in these ways. I'm taking the buddhist approach and taking to mind that attachments lead to suffering...
I'm human, so I'll form attachments and feelings, but not at that level... I can ammuse myself better than that, and if I think of someone I just write them a letter... maybe an email... :hmm:

Oh ... Led Zepplin... Going to California... :smile:
Bye

[jims]

i see :nod:
i got a mobile so if anyone needs me or if i need anyone i can call them or txt them.
i tried the penpal thing..but she never wrote back..but continued to talk to me on msn :lol:
i dont know :insecure:

[iha]

what about bored at school?

[jims]

under aged?

[Joga]

Or bored at home?

[jims]

of legal age?
:rolling:

[... Scott]

I don,t have a mobile phone am I missing out ? (really I don,t ) never have !

[jims]

comes in handy

[adamfool]

i've had a mobile for years...wouldnt be without it now :up:

[jims]

nice to send someone a txt saying "hi, i miss you" :red:

[adamfool]

uh huh, exactly. it's instant...but can be saved forever

[jims]

i need a girl again to send such txts too :blink:

[adamfool]

same as jimbo...and no... you cannot use me as a temporary replacement :laughing:

[jims]

dammit!!

[adamfool]

i knew thats all you wanted me for :(

[jims]

i am a bad man with a gun

[adamfool]

sir...you have a gun...you may do anything you want :lol:

[jims]

Then it must mean...
But the sun is cold - the sky is wrong
The stars are black - the night is gone
The world is still - the space is stopped
The time is out - the day is dropped
The house is dark - the room is scarred
The boy is stiff - the bed is hard
The blood is thick - the head is burst
The taste is dry - the kiss is thirst
And it's not the same you

[adamfool]

i am everything, i am nothing

[jims]

:pissleft:

[adamfool]

not that!!! nooooooo

[phi]

lmao !

[adamfool]

naughty jimbo!!! sorry phi...can't take him out in public without him showing us up :lol:

[phi]

I don,t have a mobile phone am I missing out ? (really I don,t ) never have !

I don't have one myself, and I don't think I'll ever get one. Some of my reasons were mentioned by Tzarina ^. Hmmm...sometimes I do think I'm missing out, like when my friends go out, I wouldn't know 'bout it. But, meh, I'm surviving, still alive. And I guess I'm scared of the potential dependence if I ever get a phone :red:

[phi]

naughty jimbo!!! sorry phi...can't take him out in public without him showing us up :lol:

ah well, that's jimbo ! :lol:

[adamfool]

ah well, that's jimbo ! :lol:
:laughing: thats why we love him eh?

[phi]

:nod:

we <3 jimbo

[Joga]

:inlove:

[spinnin'dervish]

:pissleft: :frog: :pissright:

a frog drinking monkey piss this is how bored i am to think of this

[jims]

no autographs please :halo:

[Tzarina]

same as jimbo...and no... you cannot use me as a temporary replacement :laughing:

But I miss you, and i'm a girl... :wink2:

[greg]

i get on here waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too much at work.
:insecure:

[jims]

nothing can stop you now :greenwink

[Tzarina]

i get on here waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too much at work.
:insecure:

It's good for you. I don't have to go to work... but I'm supposed to be working... :blah:

[jims]

:ninja:

[Tzarina]

:ninja: :sniper:

Don't know why I felt like shooting your ninja in the head, guess I'm having a bored, violent moment... :halo:

[jims]

i star in this rock and roll fantasy

[B]

:monkey:

[Tzarina]

i star in this rock and roll fantasy

Doing what?

[jims]

pardon?

[Hailo]

:blah:

[jims]

what you doing over there?

[Spark]

I have a new job as a health care support worker in a psychiatric hospital. it is such hard work and I have to get up at 5AM!!!!!!!!!!

[jims]

you should see the harm that they can do to you

[Stoner Si]

ok guess what..... im still bored @ woprk...... and im even in a different job now.... man does this suck

[jazz]

tell me about it. :coffee:

[Stoner Si]

i bought a coffee machine and brought it into the office.... havin a fresh pot of coffee on my desk at all times is the only thing that keeps me alive.

[phi]

i bought a coffee machine and brought it into the office.... havin a fresh pot of coffee on my desk at all times is the only thing that keeps me alive.

Hell yeah, that's the way to go. :dude:

[Tzarina]

mmm, maybe we need a bored at home, :toker: on a sucky Monday night thread... :sheep:

[Keith Moon]

- This thread is old school... :grandpa:

[Tzarina]

k :bunny:

[bdf]

i bought a coffee machine and brought it into the office.... havin a fresh pot of coffee on my desk at all times is the only thing that keeps me alive.

Caffiene injections. :up:

[Stoner Si]

if i could get caffiene thru a drip then i would........

[bdf]

if i could get caffiene thru a drip then i would........

I'll get back to you on that.

[Stoner Si]

cool........... it sounds like a good idea.............i'm havin to suck down 2 cokes at the mo to get my caffiene hit as someone is using my plug socket.................................

[bdf]

Heh, I'll let you know when I got the patent. :biggrin:

[Stoner Si]

:dance:

[bdf]

I just gotta get off my lazy arse first though. :blush:

[Stoner Si]

well get workin on it..... could be a multi million pound business venture.............. theres enuff caffine addicts in the world...........

[bdf]

No shit, right? Heh....I ought to call my brother in on this one. He's the brains of the outfit. :biggrin:

[Stoner Si]

good...... we just need it done...... it shall b the best invention since the wheel

[B]

whats.......with....a.l....l.....t..h.e...... dots....?

[bdf]

good...... we just need it done...... it shall b the best invention since the wheel

You fuckin KNOW it, man. :shades:

[Stoner Si]

whats.......with....a.l....l.....t..h.e...... dots....?

hmmmmm.......... obviously u dont know me......... lol........ its just the way i type......... i put dots.... when im thinking..............

[Stoner Si]

You fuckin KNOW it, man. :shades:

:nod:

[B]

hmmmmm.......... obviously u dont know me......... lol........ its just the way i type......... i put dots.... when im thinking..............

you one of them obsessive compulsives then? FREAK!

[bdf]

hmmmmm.......... obviously u dont know me......... lol........ its just the way i type......... i put dots.... when im thinking..............

The dots come in quite handy for our Si. :lol:

[bdf]

you one of them obsessive compulsives then? FREAK!

/Captain Obvious :lol:

[Stoner Si]

its not exactly...... i only really do it here...... mainly cause i dont really go 2 any other boards............. i juts find it easier........

[jims]

:wave:

[Stoner Si]

how u doin mate?

[Hailo]

good thanks for asking

[Stoner Si]

err...... no probs............ :hmm:

[Hailo]

http://www-5.chrysler.com/vehsuite/vimg/eal/eal_images/37/CC06_LXCS48_2DT_PB8_APA_XXX_XXX.jpg

I want this car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stoner Si]

why.......

[Hailo]

Cause it's badass, It has a hemi

[Tzarina]

http://www-5.chrysler.com/vehsuite/vimg/eal/eal_images/37/CC06_LXCS48_2DT_PB8_APA_XXX_XXX.jpg

I want this car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh nice dodge :nod:

I actually want a new Magnum, with the hemi... too sweet...:drool:

[paygee]

that car is ugly...imo ;)

[Hailo]

that car is ugly...imo ;)

quite trying to make me cry paygee! :cry:












HAha :lmao: cool. I like it though.

[paygee]

well it is, it looks like a car trying to be a truck, someone needs to tell that car "hey man be yourself"


oo mitch hedberg, you were the best

[Pun'KinG']

well it is, it looks like a car trying to be a truck, someone needs to tell that car "hey man be yourself"


oo mitch hedberg, you were the best

So sad indeed :frown:

:rip: Mitch. You will be sorely missed.

[paygee]

So sad indeed :frown:

:rip: Mitch. You will be sorely missed.
indeed

[dionysusolympus]

:gregryan:

damn, it's boring at work today...luckily it's TGIF...

[Stoner Si]

:gregryan:

damn, it's boring at work today...luckily it's TGIF...

yep.... a little longer and its friday again..... and guess what..... im bored as hell....... my big boss from the other office is down and probably watchin me from over my shoulder...... oh well.........

[jazz]

encircling.us is better than employment. :what:

[Stoner Si]

encircling.us is better than employment. :what:


:nod:

no contest........ although i do like my job.......just sometimes a little boring........

[jims]

:wave:

[Stoner Si]

howdy mate..... ows it goin?

[jims]

yeah not bad, you?

[Stoner Si]

cool cool...... u on that msg thingy 2day?

[jims]

yes, it wasnt working before though..some error crap. always happens doesnt it :down:

[Stoner Si]

yep..... but never mind

[jims]

indeed dude..indeedily doo. im gonna take a power nap..im fucked.

speak to ya later

[Stoner Si]

oops.... ijust sent u a pm.......

[MAGO]

i have so much work, it's making my day go by fast!! :MAGO2:

[Stoner Si]

i've sold a bit of wine today.... its just real slow....... probably cause im spending most of my time online rather than ringing people..... oh well..... :lol:

[Heath]

I'm not at work

:dance:

[Stoner Si]

I'm not at work

:dance:


yeah ok...... dont rub it in! :lol:

[MAGO]

:lol:

[Heath]

yeah ok...... dont rub it in! :lol:
Never.

[Stoner Si]

hhmmmmm.....

[Tzarina]

:bump:

what this thread says...


i'm going to go play with some horses for a bit :wired2:

[toodef]

:MAGO2: