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KenKill75
August 26th, 2005, 10:58 AM
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why
they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the
rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 11:02 AM
:nanner9: .....
Bruce
August 26th, 2005, 11:59 AM
I don't get it.

:shrug2:
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 12:01 PM
:nanner9:
EtchedInCold
August 26th, 2005, 12:02 PM
:penanner: (mms://a1503.v108692.c10869.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/1503/10869/v0001/mlb.download.akamai.com/10869/2005/open/topplays/archive08/082405_oakdet_bonderman_injury_350.wmv?ct1=mlb)
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 12:04 PM
:faint:
EtchedInCold
August 26th, 2005, 12:04 PM
click it.
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 12:05 PM
is it work-safe? :what: ..
dionysusolympus
August 26th, 2005, 12:07 PM
:nuke: :maytard: :hotdog: :monkey2: :monkey3: :gaytard:

EDIT: :hahano:
EtchedInCold
August 26th, 2005, 12:11 PM
is it work-safe? :what: ..
it's not wrist safe, but should be work safe.
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 12:14 PM
:jaw: ...glad he's going to be ok...
EtchedInCold
August 26th, 2005, 12:20 PM
yeah... but back to the joke.
can some one explain it?
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 12:21 PM
she's a blonde, so she thought "quaterback" meant that the teams were killing each other for the coin that was used for the "coin toss" :nanner9:
Bruce
August 26th, 2005, 12:23 PM
:lmao:

That's hilarious. Thanks, MAGO.
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 12:23 PM
:laughing:
EtchedInCold
August 26th, 2005, 01:15 PM
why would she think that?
KenKill75
August 26th, 2005, 01:18 PM
:gtfo:
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 01:23 PM
:werd: ...asssessssment is needed here...all in favor say I, I!
KenKill75
August 26th, 2005, 01:27 PM
I
dionysusolympus
August 26th, 2005, 01:29 PM
:monkey3:
MAGO
August 26th, 2005, 01:32 PM
:order:
dionysusolympus
August 26th, 2005, 01:36 PM
:hump:
EtchedInCold
August 26th, 2005, 01:51 PM
i know some pretty smart blondes... and they were hot... that's all I'm saying.
Bruce
August 26th, 2005, 01:52 PM
:jig:
Tzarina
August 27th, 2005, 01:52 AM
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why
they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the
rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!
:roflmao:
iha
August 27th, 2005, 10:56 PM
i've heard a variation of that joke before.
Trizzak
October 14th, 2005, 04:15 AM
Months later this joke still sucks.
KenKill75
October 14th, 2005, 08:26 AM
Months later and you still suck.
bleuMadonna
October 14th, 2005, 04:39 PM
LOL, I missed this first time around :bleu: