The Amazing Kim Jong-il

[Heath]

Wow, propaganda at it's finest :haha:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050802/od_nm/korea_memory_dc;_ylt=AoKzOONvnT8UhKkBobLKmE6s0NUE; _ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

SEOUL (Reuters) -
North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.

"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."

Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.

On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

"All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying

[Joga]

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

:lmao: Priceless.

[Heath]

Every time I see something like this, it makes me grateful that at least we aren't fed that much bullshit.

[Joga]

Careful what you say, heath...he knows your phone number and address by heart, you know...he'll come get you and force you to play a round of golf with him...

[Heath]

But he'd kick my ass, by setting a new record with 18 holes in one :ohnoes:

[Joga]

And then he'd write an opera about his victory!!!

[Heath]

For his final accomplishment, he will win the Tour de France 8 times, breaking Lance's record.

[Joga]

Yes, of course. I also understand that he's a professional astronaut?

[Heath]

Yes, of course. I also understand that he's a professional astronaut?
Plans to make him the first man on Mars are in the works.

[Joga]

Well, that's really convenient, seeing as how he created Mars with his bare hands and all.

[phi]

:rimshot:

[Joga]

:laughing: :joga2: :heart: :phi:

[phi]

:teehee:

:hug2::joga2:



Isn't it weird. Sometimes people feel frustrated, they want to do and be so many things...be every thing....to be perfect. It is amazing, but at a certain view, it's...boring. Hmmm. /random thought

[paygee]

i would say we are fed more bullshit than that..

[Heath]

i would say we are fed more bullshit than that..
Well yeah, you could be right, since we wouldn't know about it.

[paygee]

we are fed far more bs that we will ever know about, thats what so fucked up everyone is so clueless.

[jazz]

hey...but i'm lovin' it!

:suicide:

[Bruce]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/team_america__world_police/trey_parker/trey_parker1.jpg

[dionysusolympus]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/team_america__world_police/trey_parker/trey_parker1.jpg

life-size Kim Jong Il... :rimshot:

[Bruce]

And we see who is pulling the strings...

[Tzarina]

http://www.lafm.com/TEAM%20AMERICA.jpg

[RhinoWarrior]

Great movie I laughed my ass off.

[Capt]

Every time I see something like this, it makes me grateful that at least we aren't fed that much bullshit.


might want to put some salt on your foot before you cram it into your mouth
Poison Cocaine
WASHINGTON — Usama bin Laden tried to buy a massive amount of cocaine, spike it with poison and sell it in the United States, hoping to kill thousands of Americans one year after the Sept. 11 attacks, The Post has learned.

The evil plot failed when the Colombian drug lords bin Laden approached decided it would be bad for their business — and, possibly, for their own health, according to law-enforcement sources familiar with the Drug Enforcement Administration's (search) probe of the aborted transaction.

The feds were told of the scheme earlier this year, but its existence had never been made public. The Post has reviewed a document detailing the DEA's findings in the matter, in addition to interviewing sources familiar with the case.

Sources said the feds were told that bin Laden personally met with leaders of a Colombian drug cartel to in 2002 to negotiate the purchase of tons of cocaine, saying that he was willing to spend tens of millions of dollars to finance the deal.

It was not clear where the meeting took place.

Bin Laden hoped that large numbers of Americans dying from poisoned coke would lead to widespread terror.

"They wanted to kill thousands of people — more than the World Trade Center," said a source.

Although the drug lords would have reaped millions of dollars in profits by selling the cocaine to bin Laden, they knew that if his plan succeeded it might effectively destroy the market for their coke in America for years, sources said.

But that was only one reason they declined bin Laden's offer.

The other was their fear of retaliation from the U.S. government once its citizens started to die from the drugs, according to sources.

Despite bin Laden's plan being thwarted, the DEA believes that al Qaeda continues to this day to traffic in drugs to fund a variety of its operations — including training, traveling and terror attacks.

In 2002, then-DEA Director Asa Hutchinson (search) said, "The DEA [has] received multi-source information that Usama bin Laden himself has been involved in the financing and facilitation of heroin-trafficking activities."

"It is important we recognize that when money goes from the pocket of an American to buy drugs, it may contribute to the financing of unspeakable crimes of violence around the world," Hutchinson told Congress that year when he detailed the narcotics trade connection to al Qaeda and other terror groups.

In April of this year, Afghan tribal leader Hajji Bashir Noorzai (search), who was one of the most wanted drug dealers in the world and previously had been identified as bin Laden's major heroin supplier, was busted in New York City on federal criminal charges.

do they really think that anyone is stupid enough to believe shit like that?
are we that stupid?

[Heath]

might want to put some salt on your foot before you cram it into your mouth


do they really think that anyone is stupid enough to believe shit like that?
are we that stupid?
*Salts foot*

And the North Korean people are forced to believe it.

[Capt]

"i would like to buy several tons of your finest cocaine"
"ok, how many tons will that b-"
"..so that i can poison it and kill americans in the name of jihad"
"oh... well in that case i do not want your millions of dollars"

[Tzarina]

http://www.lafm.com/TEAM%20AMERICA.jpg
that is the only picture that comes into my head when i think of this idiot :lmao:


thank you trey and matt :bow:

[Mufumonk]

we are fed far more bs that we will ever know about, thats what so fucked up everyone is so clueless.


The difference is, we are allowed to disagree with the bullshit we are fed and have the resources available to us to find the truth. In NK, they are executed. That is if they haven't already starved to death.

[Bruce]

I've been invited to join. :shame:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=22891411&Mytoken=20050807162714

[Tzarina]

:agape:

me too :hmmm:


:laughing:

[Hailo]

i would say we are fed more bullshit than that..
I would have to agree with paygee. what aboput the patroit act? If thats not bullshit i don't know what is. :shame:

[paygee]

I would have to agree with paygee. what aboput the patroit act? If thats not bullshit i don't know what is. :shame:
one word:

TELEVISION

[Tzarina]

you forgot ignorance :hmm:

[Pun'KinG']

dot dot dot

[paygee]

etc

[ketchup fingers]

http://www.keele.ac.uk/socs/ks35/kim_jong_il.jpg
Kim Jong-il yo....

[Tzarina]

http://www.keele.ac.uk/socs/ks35/kim_jong_il.jpg
Kim Jong-il yo....
god :dammit: wtf? i see that puppet, i laugh...

:loon:

[paygee]

why wouldnt you?

dont fight it

[Pun'KinG']

I just saw Team America for the first time tonight and eventhough I fell asleep a half-hour or so before the end, I can admit that the Kim Jong Il parts were funny as fuck.
:lol:

Dammit. Hopefully I'll get my hands on some :weed: by next weekend. :frown:

[Trizzak]

Wow, propaganda at it's finest :haha:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050802/od_nm/korea_memory_dc;_ylt=AoKzOONvnT8UhKkBobLKmE6s0NUE; _ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

SEOUL (Reuters) -
North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.

"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."

Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.

On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

"All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying
my goodness... I had no idea he was so impressive!

Kim Jong-il is my new hero.

[paygee]

I just saw Team America for the first time tonight and eventhough I fell asleep a half-hour or so before the end, I can admit that the Kim Jong Il parts were funny as fuck.
:lol:

Dammit. Hopefully I'll get my hands on some :weed: by next weekend. :frown:
that would help make the entire movie hilarious

[ketchup fingers]

that would help make the entire movie hilarious

No help is required.

[paygee]

No help is required.
well i only say that, since he didnt find the whole movie hilarious and or slept through it

and smoking always helps ;)

[Pun'KinG']

well i only say that, since he didnt find the whole movie hilarious and or slept through it

and smoking always helps ;)

:nod:

When would it ever hurt?

NEVAH! :sly:

[paygee]

exactly

[ketchup fingers]

Solid point. Get me some ganj. :weed: