The Official Midwest Meet-Up Thread

[Tzarina]

I like how the masturbate option is beating Nashville :lol:
i would think any masturbatory option would beat out country music :smile:

[dionysusolympus]

i would think any masturbatory option would beat out country music :smile:

:hump:

[Bruce]

A bottle of lotion and, "she thinks my tractors sexy." Does it everytime.

[KenKill75]

So, ummm, should I make my arrangements or what?

[Bruce]

If you still plan on going, I'd say so.

[Keith Moon]

- Could we camp outside of Jess' house?

[EtchedInCold]

has MAGO not gotten back to you?

[EtchedInCold]

- Could we camp outside of Jess' house?
of course.
are you for sure, Greg?

[Bruce]

I don't think we can camp. At least not right outside.

[Keith Moon]

of course.
are you for sure, Greg?


- Yeah, I'm for sure. I'm probably going to stay where you guys are staying at...wherever that is.

[EtchedInCold]

the shire, middle earth.

[Keith Moon]

the shire, middle earth.


- I'll Mapquest it...

[EtchedInCold]

NO! Mapquest is evil... use Expedia.

[Bruce]

It's so beautiful that time of year. We might bump into Jas.

[KenKill75]

has MAGO not gotten back to you?


He said he's still waiting to hear about the date of something else, so that I should go ahead and do what I gotta do, and if he ends up able to come, he will book it whenever he finds out.

[EtchedInCold]

i sees

[dionysusolympus]

I might be going. When the friggin' thing again? October something...???

[Bruce]

Bah. Non-reading motherfuckers. :shame:

September 29, 30 - October 2.

Super 8 on Royal.

Be there or be square.

[KenKill75]

I might be going. When the friggin' thing again? October something...???


Might be? You're joking, right? I thought you were a definite.

[dionysusolympus]

Might be? You're joking, right? I thought you were a definite.

i be a definite maybe... :fisher:

[Bruce]

i be a definite maybe... :fisher:


:magodio3:

[KenKill75]

Thank you Jason.

[Bruce]

:five:

[dionysusolympus]

:hump:

[KenKill75]

People keep bullshitting around and we'll never get this thing organized.

[Bruce]

I get where you are coming from, Kenneth. At best, all we can do is say when and where. If people show up, they do. If not, well then. :shrug:

[dionysusolympus]

:hump:

[KenKill75]

I reckon so.

[Tzarina]

I might be going. When the friggin' thing again? October something...???
:wired2:




:pray:

[dionysusolympus]

:wired2:




:pray:

:shrug2:

:hump:

[Tzarina]

A bottle of lotion and, "she thinks my tractors sexy." Does it everytime.
but isn't it usually 'she took my sexy tractor so i need my jim beam:crying:'??

:smile:

[Bruce]

I'm not sure. I've been out of the loop for a long time.

[Tzarina]

it was something like that when i was at the store yesterday... made me giggle :lol:

people look at you weird when they don't know why you're giggling :noid:

[Bruce]

What the hell were you doing in a liquor slash tractor store?

[Tzarina]

:sarcasm:

it was a liquor/gun store... know what's scary? i'm not BSing... it really is a liquor and gun store :laughing: buy your liquor and your guns in one stop...

i could go take a picture of it :hmm:

[Bruce]

I've heard of them.

We don't have any locally. But I usually don't buy a gun unless I'm drunk. And I usually don't "buy" alcohol without my gun.

[Tzarina]

there all over the place here :shrug:



there's one down in scottsdale that has sign out front and it's a teddy bear holding an assault rifle... i asked once 'why not paint a bottle of jack in his lap as well?'

they didn't think it was funny :hmm:

[Bruce]

You should see the look on the clerks face when I pull this out in the Liquor Mart. Priceless.

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/gangsta.jpg

Before I leave, I always tell them I only have one shot and it was not intended for them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/films/images/pirates/jack_sparrow270.jpg

[Joga]

:sarcasm:

it was a liquor/gun store... know what's scary? i'm not BSing... it really is a liquor and gun store :laughing: buy your liquor and your guns in one stop...

i could go take a picture of it :hmm:

The best one is Ruff's Guns and Liquor Store. Not only does it sell both of those things, it has a drive-thru. Ahhh, I love Flagstaff.

[Bruce]

I hope you don't mind, I came down early Jess. I've been staying at your place. I've cleaned up a little. but I do have to apologize about the fridge.

[Joga]

That's fine, byrche. Remember to pick me up at the airport next Wednesday, okay? Please feed the cat, too, and pick up the mail. Thanks.

[Bruce]

No problem. :hug2:

[Tzarina]

The best one is Ruff's Guns and Liquor Store. Not only does it sell both of those things, it has a drive-thru. Ahhh, I love Flagstaff.
it went out of business

[KenKill75]

Jess would also like to request that you please do not masturbate on her bed.

[Bruce]

Jess would also like to request that you please do not masturbate on her bed.


It wasn't her bed. I was making love to a sandwich in her fridge. I lost my balance and accidentally pulled the door off. It still runs. But I have yet to put the door back on.

[KenKill75]

What kind of sandwich was it? :what:

[Tzarina]

bologna

[KenKill75]

:faint:

[Tzarina]

so, how are people going to communicate for this? i have family near nashville, so i'm not sure how much i'll be around. how will i know when to meet people?

[KenKill75]

Cell phone?

[Bruce]

I'm going to take my Vonage box. Supposedly I can use it anywhere as if I were at home. All my calls within America and Canada are unlimited. The hotel is suppose to have broadband connections. I'll have my cell too.

What kind of sandwich was it? :what:

Actually it was Manwich.

[Tzarina]

whatever is fine, just asking since i don't take or use a computer on vacation :shrug:

[EtchedInCold]

smoke signal.

[Keith Moon]

so, how are people going to communicate for this? i have family near nashville, so i'm not sure how much i'll be around. how will i know when to meet people?



- I'll be communcating in morse code, obviously: ..-...--.--...-....-....-.-....---.-..

[Tzarina]

:sigh: i'm serious. not like i'll be reading email in the ozarks or at valley forge.

[KenKill75]

What is a Vonage box? :uhhh:

[Joga]

Well, when it gets closer, I can PM people my cell number...I just don't really want to broadcast it for everyone to have. You never know what phi and jas may do with information like that.

[Tzarina]

i don't have the slightest idea :shrug:

[Tzarina]

Well, when it gets closer, I can PM people my cell number...I just don't really want to broadcast it for everyone to have. You never know what phi and jas may do with information like that.
it's already in my phone.

[EtchedInCold]

What is a Vonage box? :uhhh:
similar to the old fashioned cups and string...

[Bruce]

What is a Vonage box? :uhhh:


I have phone service over my cable connection. My Vonage box is the interface between my pc and my cable modem. My phone plugs into it. I can take the thing anywhere in the US and Canada, provided a high-speed connection is available, and make calls as if I were at home. $27 and change for unlimited calls in the US and canada. Best investment I've ever made.

http://www.vonage.com/

If I refer anyone, I get 2 months free! :smile:

[Tzarina]

does anyone know how far chicago and nashville are from each other?

[EtchedInCold]

> 5

[Tzarina]

does anyone have a mapquest link? i can't find mine and i don't feel like searching :frown:

[KenKill75]

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&ct=NA&rsres=1&1ahXX=&1y=US&1a=&1c=nashville&1s=tn&1z=&2ahXX=&2y=US&2a=&2c=chicago&2s=il&2z=


7 hours 41 minutes
469 miles

[Tzarina]

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&ct=NA&rsres=1&1ahXX=&1y=US&1a=&1c=nashville&1s=tn&1z=&2ahXX=&2y=US&2a=&2c=chicago&2s=il&2z=


7 hours 41 minutes
469 miles
hmm, dammit... okay thanks ken :)

[EtchedInCold]

469 > 5... i told you.

[Tzarina]

i just wated to go to http://www.nhra.com/apcm/templates/preview.asp?articleid=2445&zoneid=90&navsource=21
for a day :shrug:

[EtchedInCold]

*cough*ghey*cough*

"We love car accidents. That's why you watch auto racing. No one watches auto racing going, 'Oh, look at the way they just continually go!' " - Dane Cook

[KenKill75]

*cough*ghey*cough*

"We love car accidents. That's why you watch auto racing. No one watches auto racing going, 'Oh, look at the way they just continually go!' " - Dane Cook


:lmao:

[Tzarina]

:rolleyes2

drag racers don't 'continually go' each race is about 7 seconds, max...

i may just head home early and go sunday...

[KenKill75]

I guess we're just not important enough for you :nanner9:

[Tzarina]

:sigh: i could type something nasty like 'well, i couldn't have been important to people anyways, or they wouldn't have chosen nashville" :shrug:

:sorry: not much is as important to me as hanging out and watching 8000 horsepower vehicles head down a quarter mile at 330mph... :shrug:

and football... :ontome:

[KenKill75]

oh yeah, like Nashville is around the corner from my house.

:thehand: :gtfo:

[Tzarina]

:shrug: okay... not coming at all could be another solution :bye:

[KenKill75]

Your call. But I still dont see what all the fuss is about.

[Tzarina]

i'm trying to make sure if i am going to drive someplace that it takes 24 hours to get to, i get in everything i can... thusly, drag racing as well. it's a long damn way to drive with metal rods attactched to ones vertebrae...

[KenKill75]

Why cant ya just take a plane?

[Keith Moon]

i'm trying to make sure if i am going to drive someplace that it takes 24 hours to get to, i get in everything i can...




- :brows:

[Tzarina]

Why cant ya just take a plane?
because i live in arizona, only had 7 weeks max advance notice and no flights are under $600 round trip... that is why.

[KenKill75]

Yes, I see, you're right. They all seem to be at least $500 from Flagstaff. Could you get to the Phoenix airport instead? Flights to Nashville are more reasonable from there. Just tryin' to help come up with alternatives. :shrug2:

[Tzarina]

no, to leave ones car for over a week is another $200... second, all of that is WAY too much money to spend for a weekend... also i have a dog with cancer and every surgery has been over $1500... with a couple more to come...

my biggest issue right now is that this wasn't enough forenotice for the distance involved (FOR ME), i think that the fact no one even nearly as far as i is going to try this is a HUGE indication that nashville is a bad choice for alot of us :shrug: and i checked on flights out of phoenix, book for those days, over $600 round trip.

[KenKill75]

I checked out of phoenix for those dates and round trip was in the low to mid $200's. But dont get upset at me, I didnt do nuffin. :sorry:

[Keith Moon]

- Muffin?! Where?!! :lurk:

[KenKill75]

Actually, I had half of an awesome cranberry muffin this morning :yummy:

[Keith Moon]

- Num-num. :hungry:

[EtchedInCold]

****DISCLAIMER: JOKE AHEAD****

why are you even coming? it's the Midwest Meet-Up, not the Southwest Meet-Up... :hmmm:

[KenKill75]

:eek2: Incoming!!! Hit the deck!! She's gonna blow!:ontome:

[Tzarina]

I checked out of phoenix for those dates and round trip was in the low to mid $200's. But dont get upset at me, I didnt do nuffin. :sorry:
they quoted me $280 initially... but i went to book and they said because it's such short notice there are more fees, it came to over 600 :shrug:

not to mention paying for a rental car...



and no worries rob, i can just avoid the entire thing and keep to the southwest, no problem at all.

[KenKill75]

I thought your original plan was to stay with Jess longer, so that you didnt make the long drive only to stay for a short time.

[Tzarina]

I thought your original plan was to stay with Jess longer, so that you didnt make the long drive only to stay for a short time.
mmm, i have family there, no need for added stress on jess... i may arrive weds so i can help her, but once people get there it will be chaotic, and just better not to have me depending on her for rides and such and adding stress.

i also need to get a friend here in AZ to Birmingham, drive down to Atlanta to see Paige, i hope :cross:, i have family right outside nashville, and i want to photograph valley forge in the fall, so i need a car to be able to go where i am planning :)

It's why i am taking alot longer to get there than to come home.

[KenKill75]

Ok, so then its settled :what:

[Tzarina]

:confused:


i thought all that wasn't settled with myself is deciding whether to leave early to see drag racing :uhhh:

[Tzarina]

:sigh: i hate humans...


i may not have to go to Birmingham :rasta:

[Bruce]

:sigh: i hate humans...

:snacks:

[EtchedInCold]

I want to do the second official headcount.

Who is serious about attending this meet-up? Say, 'Aye.'

/Byrche

[Bruce]

Aye.

I've been wanting to do this again.

[Keith Moon]

- Ayeee' :pirate:

[dionysusolympus]

:hump:

[Bruce]

Quit humping and answer the question!

http://www.burningissues.com/images/shout.gif

[Keith Moon]

Quit humping and answer the question!

http://www.burningissues.com/images/shout.gif



- Once he starts, you can't stop him.

[Hailo]

:hump:

[KenKill75]

Im all in

[Tzarina]

:snacks:
snacks... humans...:idea:



:69:





:hump:

[Bruce]

- Once he starts, you can't stop him.

Then my work is done here. :crying3:

[Hailo]

:nanner25: :spunk2: :hump:

[Bruce]

Hailo mocks my pain. :barney:

[EtchedInCold]

Aye, god dammit...
will people quit dicking around, for 5 minutes so we can get an idea of how this will turn out?

[Hailo]

Hailo mocks my pain. :barney:
what do you mean?

:hump:

[KenKill75]

Jason - Definite
Rob - Definite
Jess - Definite
Greg - Definite (I think)
Kenneth Salvatore Killian - Definite

Dion - Who the fuck knows when he's kidding or not
Mago - Possible Bachelor Party issues
Lisha - I cant keep up with her story
Bleu - I dont know if she is confirmed or not

[Hailo]

Hey I said i might come. Fuckers can't I get a comment by my name?

[EtchedInCold]

any word on Heath? And Alex is out for sure now.

[Keith Moon]

- What about danny? Has he mentioned anything?

[Hailo]

Ok, I see just ignore me.

[Keith Moon]

Ok, I see just ignore me.



- :hug: :hump3:

[Tzarina]

Hey I said i might come. Fuckers can't I get a comment by my name?
hey baby, you come... we'll hook up :wink:






:roflmao:

[KenKill75]

Revised

Jason - Definite
Rob - Definite
Jess - Definite
Greg - Definite (I think)
Kenneth Salvatore Killian - Definite

Dion - Who the fuck knows when he's kidding or not
Mago - Possible Bachelor Party issues
Lisha - I cant keep up with her story
Bleu - I dont know if she is confirmed or not
Hailo - Maybe

Heath I think is out. Danny never said anything, so I assume is not planning on coming.

[Hailo]

Sweet, Yeah I'm a mabe.

[Tzarina]

Dion - Who the fuck knows when he's kidding or not
Mago - Possible Bachelor Party issues
Lisha - I cant keep up with her story
Bleu - I dont know if she is confirmed or not
myself and bleu are pretty much definate... :shrug:


AND CRIS IS A MAYBE!

[Hailo]

Yesss, Lisha knows I'm a mabe.

[KenKill75]

See, this is the problem...TOO MANY MAYBES. Get your acts together!

[EtchedInCold]

okay... had missed that...

[Tzarina]

i run a small business centered around animals... a definate until i am there is impossible :shrug:

[Bruce]

- What about danny? Has he mentioned anything?


Our Daniel? Jazz, Daniel? :uhh:

[Tzarina]

Yesss, Lisha knows I'm a mabe.
:hump:

[Keith Moon]

Our Daniel? Jazz, Daniel? :uhh:


- :yes:

[Hailo]

Well I have weekends off, I'm in school, so I could make it on a sat mabe if I drove all night on friday(10 hour trip), but I have no ideal whos staying where and so forth. Info please?

[Hailo]

:hump:
:hump: you too.

[Tzarina]

Well I have weekends off, I'm in school, so I could make it on a sat mabe if I drove all night on friday(10 hour trip), but I have no ideal whos staying where and so forth. Info please?
i'll probably know whic hotel about a week before i leave, i want to do some other traveling and may spend nights other places, and if i do have to drive by myself, i'll take longer to arrive than i had originally planned. :sorry:

[Tzarina]

:hump: you too.
holy crap... or if my friend does flake, as it appears, i could just pick you up on the way :wired:

[KenKill75]

Most of us plan on staying at a Super 8 near the airport & Jess' house.

[Bruce]

- :yes:


Danny told us to take pics...

Has he said something about attending now?

[KenKill75]

The warden doesnt usually attend the prisoner get togethers. :teehee:

[Hailo]

holy crap... or if my friend does flake, as it appears, i could just pick you up on the way :wired:
Cool, :wired: or i caoul meet you halfway or something.

[Keith Moon]

Danny told us to take pics...

Has he said something about attending now?



- Not that I have seen.

[Hailo]

Most of us plan on staying at a Super 8 near the airport & Jess' house.
Cool, so how many at the super 8, cost of the rooms? Anyone know, I'm lazy don't want to google hotel rates at the moment.

[Tzarina]

Cool, :wired: or i caoul meet you halfway or something.
:yes:!!!!!!
Danny told us to take pics...

Has he said something about attending now?
:no:


:crying:

[KenKill75]

Cool, so how many at the super 8, cost of the rooms? Anyone know, I'm lazy don't want to google hotel rates at the moment.


Not too sure. So far, seems like Jason, Rob, myself, and maybe Greg will be staying there. I dont know the rates cause im booking mine as a package with the airfare.

[Bruce]

Around 48-55 a night at the Super 8. Through Orbitz.

But they have a jacuzzi and complimentary shenanigans. :wired:

[Hailo]

Awsome, do they have a bar? or onme near there?

[KenKill75]

Dont forget the continental tomfoolery :wookie:

[Hailo]

haha, funny.

[Bruce]

Not sure about the bars. It's near the airport, so...pilots love getting drunk.

[dionysusolympus]

Most of us plan on staying at a Super 8 near the airport & Jess' house.

the airport is jess' house... :what:

[KenKill75]

:gtfo:

[Tzarina]

aren't a few people going too young for the bar??? :hmm:



maybe we could have the drinking age in tenn changed before we arrive... :yes:

[Bruce]

the airport is jess' house... :what:


In that case, I'll be getting plenty of frequent flyer miles. :rimshot2:

[Tzarina]

:sarcasm:




i want to stay someplace that i can have a little kitchen... :smile:

[Bruce]

:sarcasm:


:sarcasm:


http://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/boscovs/images/store/product/images/43294814165510.jpg

[Tzarina]

:sarcasm2:


that could so never produce enough food to feed me... :spooge:

[Bruce]

:bj: ?

[Tzarina]

that has yet to be determined :bite:

[Bruce]

:nanner9:

[Tzarina]

:lol:



there are alot of hotels in nashville :confused:


:spin:

[EtchedInCold]

aren't a few people going too young for the bar??? :hmm:



maybe we could have the drinking age in tenn changed before we arrive... :yes:
well until you and Cris got involved, this wasn't a "lets go drinking trip". so you two can go get plastered on your own time, but from the beginning it was an all ages affair.

[Tzarina]

well until you and Cris got involved, this wasn't a "lets go drinking trip". so you two can go get plastered on your own time, but from the beginning it was an all ages affair.
um... i never mentioned caring... i was asking in response to someone else ... jesus H man...

:shame:

[Joga]

In that case, I'll be getting plenty of frequent flyer miles. :rimshot2:

:brows: :muah:

How YOU doin'?


By the way, I don't think I can make this little shindig. Nashville is just too far for me to drive.

[Tzarina]

i know i'm having second thoughts :shrug:

[EtchedInCold]

um... i never mentioned caring... i was asking in response to someone else ... jesus H man...

:shame:
jesus h indeed. because you've never flown off the handle over stupid shit...

[Tzarina]

i am thinking you may not pay attention much, because no, me flying off the handle is rare, not to fucking mention that i brought up ages because I would PERSONALLY find it RUDE for people to plan events at bars when there are people that it is already known can't go...

why don't you just try NOT flying off ANY handles at all...

[EtchedInCold]

:spit:

:shame:

[Tzarina]

ugh, you know because you sit behind a screen and assume things about someone, doesn't make your assumptions correct... you assume what you'd like about me, but i am quite sure no one that knows me would ever describe me as going off the handle... with you, it's a far too regular occurance.

i'm done with this bullshit...

[EtchedInCold]

i could find many MANY times it's happened with you. but i'm going to be the bigger person and drop this.
(by the way, as of that post, your handle is flown off of)

[Keith Moon]

By the way, I don't think I can make this little shindig. Nashville is just too far for me to drive.



- :hmm: .................. :hug2:

[Bruce]

:brows: :muah:

How YOU doin'?


By the way, I don't think I can make this little shindig. Nashville is just too far for me to drive.


:shocked:

:chucks:

[Joga]

:inlove: KMoony and BWrizzle....

So...nobody is staying at my house then? Maybe I'll stay in a hotel too...lol. :cry:

[Keith Moon]

:inlove: KMoony and BWrizzle....

So...nobody is staying at my house then? Maybe I'll stay in a hotel too...lol. :cry:



- I feel like the situation might be confusing for you...you know, with there being 2 Gregs in your house at the same time.

[Joga]

- I feel like the situation might be confusing for you...you know, with there being 2 Gregs in your house at the same time.

...who would be the other Greg?

[Keith Moon]

...who would be the other Greg?



- I thought you currently had a boyfriend named Greg... :nanner9: :blush:

[Joga]

I do, but he doesn't live with me. :wink:

[Keith Moon]

- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... :wink3:

[Joga]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh. :muah:

[Keith Moon]

- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... :hug:

[Joga]

:smooch: :agape:

[Keith Moon]

- :cookie:

[Joga]

:mrt:

[Keith Moon]

- :inlove:

[Joga]

:drool: :beat: :blush:

[Keith Moon]

- Okay, so how close are you to the Super 8 that everyone I think is staying at?

[Joga]

About five minutes...

[Keith Moon]

- :shocked: Wow...that's close.

[Joga]

Yeah...luckily the airport gets away from the ghetto pretty quickly, so my little area is pretty nice...except for the creepy girl who lives next door to me who sings/dances to/recites "Star Wars" at all hours... :rolleyes:

[Keith Moon]

...except for the creepy girl who lives next door to me who sings/dances to/recites "Star Wars" at all hours... :rolleyes:


- Awesome!!!!!1!!11 :yay:

[Joga]

OMG I KNOW!!!!11~~!!!@!!!!

[Tzarina]

...except for the creepy girl who lives next door to me who sings/dances to/recites "Star Wars" at all hours... :rolleyes:
:hmmm:

[Bruce]

the creepy girl who lives next door to me who sings/dances to/recites "Star Wars" at all hours... :rolleyes:

:inlove:


:pics:

[Tzarina]

why WAS i so sure you'd notice that? :uhhh:



:lol:

[Bruce]

I don't miss the sexiness. :wink:

[Tzarina]

it's those crazy women you can't resist isn't it???

:laughing:

[Bruce]

:krazy: = :inlove:

[Pun'KinG']

I finally took the time to read through this entire thread in 1.5 sittings and I don't know why. It was compelling I guess.

Unfortunately I live approximately 660 miles from said meet-up destination; and I just recently spent money which I didn't have on a new home theatre system and tickets to Ohio so I can watch the buckeyes fall this November.

So I guess that means I'm a maybe. :what:

:hump:

/Dio

[Tzarina]

I can watch the buckeyes fall this November.


fall where???


:wired2: you lucky sob... i am SO jealous... i want to go see the bucks... :crying:

[KenKill75]

College sports = :gay2:

[Tzarina]

:gay:

oh and rusty... the bucks have a bye week the sat of the meet :up:

[KenKill75]

Yes, thats what I said, college sports is gay. Oh wait, make that FUCKING GAY. Thanks for your time.

[Bruce]

http://www.seanastin.com/images/0010.jpg

College sports are only worth watching when Hobbits are in the game.

[Tzarina]

:shame:



:spunk:


:spunk2:


:spooge:

[KenKill75]

Let us know when you're done jizzing.

[Pun'KinG']

Uhhh.. It was uncapitalized, so I was actually referring to the nuts themselves. :insecure:

Sorry to disappoint all of you collegiate non-nut fans. :erm:

[Joga]

:lmao:

[Tzarina]

Uhhh.. It was uncapitalized, so I was actually referring to the nuts themselves. :insecure:

Sorry to disappoint all of you collegiate non-nut fans. :erm:
the best is the little chocolate nuts with peanut butter filling that people make to look like buckeye nuts :drool:

Let us know when you're done jizzing.
i'm never done doing THAT, after all i was thinking of :byrche:


:drool2:

[KenKill75]

Yes, we know, you're always thinking of Jason, blah, blah, blah :jerk:

[Pun'KinG']

And soon... berry soon, Byrche's smilie :byrche: will be MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :evil:


Give or take 70 years or so. :noid:

[Bruce]

I have started smoking 7 packs a day, Rusty. I am hoping this will bring you the smilie in a more expedient nature. Patience, Grasshoppa.

http://www.meltzner.net/images/france.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

LIAR! Not at one point during that post did you seem short of breath, prone to spasmatic bursts of hacking or full of phlegm.
:shame:

[Tzarina]

Yes, we know, you're always thinking of Jason, blah, blah, blah :jerk:
well, not ALWAYS :biggrin:


:moped:


:muah:

[Bruce]

well, not ALWAYS :biggrin:

:sarcasm:

[Tzarina]

:biggrin:





:spunk:

[KenKill75]

Again with the friggin jizz :shame:

[Tzarina]

well... this one

:magodio:

isn't appropriate, i don't want to beat him up, well not THAT way :laughing:

[KenKill75]

Somebody start making their arrangements already :yell:

[dionysusolympus]

Somebody start making their arrangements already :yell:

i made this arrangement this morning... :gaytard:

http://www.send-flowers-india.com/gifs/flwarrangements.jpg

I'm working on others now...

[KenKill75]

You arent really coming, are you? *awaits next sarcastic, smart ass remark*

[Keith Moon]

You arent really coming, are you? *awaits next sarcastic, smart ass remark*


- There has to be a way to get on dions' serious side... :uhhh:

[EtchedInCold]

- There has to be a way to get on dions' serious side... :uhhh:
i got nothing.

[KenKill75]

There's only way. It takes a female. :shame:

[EtchedInCold]

too bad we don't have any sane ones around.

[KenKill75]

I dont see any on at the moment at all, sane or insane. Level headed or maniacal.

[EtchedInCold]

:hmmm:

Breña's on... but who knows...

[KenKill75]

Im skeptical :eek4:

[Pun'KinG']

- There has to be a way to get on dions' serious side... :uhhh:

We could hire Terrell Owens to give him a stern talking to.

Afterall, he has plenty of free time aside from the trips to the groin doctor. :what:

[EtchedInCold]

you know, i was thinking about making a TO joke... but you beat me to the punch. and it's a much better punch than i could have mustered.

[Pun'KinG']

you know, i was thinking about making a TO joke... but you beat me to the punch. and it's a much better punch than i could have mustered.

I hardly doubt that.

We're taking up a collection though.

I have three lock washers, a bubblegum wrapper, an unidentified object and no sense.

What do you got?

http://www.moviecitynews.com/static_images/images/2004/200x200/charlie_brown_pumpkin1.jpg

"I got a rock."

[Joga]

too bad we don't have any sane ones around.

:hmmm:

[EtchedInCold]

at the time...

[Joga]

K.

[EtchedInCold]

:noid:


:secret: do you think she bought it, Ken?

[Bruce]

:joga2::console::byrche:


:byrche::secret::rob:

[KenKill75]

She knows she's loved and adored.

[Keith Moon]

She knows she's loved and adored.


- If you excuse me, I have to give my everyday lovin' to Jess: :hug2: :inlove: :hump: :smooch: :faint:

[Joga]

:nanasad: :cry:

[Bruce]

She knows she's loved and adored.


Indeed. Crazy or not. We love her. :inlove:

[Joga]

- If you excuse me, I have to give my everyday lovin' to Jess: :hug2: :inlove: :hump: :smooch: :faint:

:inlove: :inlove: :muah: :cuddle: :hump3: :smooch: :drool: :beat:

[EtchedInCold]

There's a girl named Jess and she wears a pair of jeans...

(everyone together now)


OOOOOOOHH JESS' GOT JEANS!!

[Bruce]

She must have my jeans. :brows:

[KenKill75]

There's a guy named Rob and he's acting like a tard...

Ooooooooooh Rob is a tard!

:wink:

[EtchedInCold]

at least work some alliteration in there...


oooooh Rob's a retard...

[EtchedInCold]

She must have my jeans. :brows:
are you implying that i'm implying that Jess is in your pants?

[KenKill75]

I was gonna, but was too lazy to type out the whole word. I felt tard worked fine too.

[Bruce]

are you implying that i'm implying that Jess is in your pants?


Either works for me.

[dionysusolympus]

:hump:

G'bye for now...

[Bruce]

:bye:

[KenKill75]

Where ya goin?

[Pun'KinG']

Where ya goin?

To a place where he doesn't have to answer any more of your questions. :what:

[KenKill75]

Ok, fine, pun, I see how its gonna be from now on.

[Tzarina]

- There has to be a way to get on dions' serious side... :uhhh:
There's only way. It takes a female. :shame:
:yes:





:secret:

[KenKill75]

ummm, whats the secret?

[Pun'KinG']

Victoria shall never tell!

[KenKill75]

Thats fine. But maybe Lisha will. :neener:

[Tzarina]

:no: