The Official NFL Thread..

[bleuMadonna]

:faint:
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[MAGO]

haters! :thehand: ..

[DJSteel]

you're hoping britney makes her comeback and plays the superbowl this year. :pout:

maybe we should have a bet on who gets to the SB first.. Britney Spears or the Jets..

[bleuMadonna]

I'm going to a Steelers game this year. My friend invited me along for a football weekend out there. The guys are doing all the cooking, too. It's going to rock.

[MAGO]

maybe we should have a bet on who gets to the SB first.. Britney Spears or the Jets..


7 days of asssesssessssment should be given for a post of this magnitude :shame: ...

[DJSteel]

I'm going to a Steelers game this year. My friend invited me along for a football weekend out there. The guys are doing all the cooking, too. It's going to rock.

which one are you going too??

[bleuMadonna]

which one are you going too??
Dec. 3 against the Buccaneers. I'm a Pats fan and he's an Eagles fan, but his best friend is a big Steelers fan, and they had an extra ticket, so I got to go.

[MAGO]

wear your Pats jersey to the game :whistle: ...

[Modus Ponens]

Holy fucking SHITS!!!! The Arizona Cardinals have sold out for the ENTIRE season... scalpers are selling PRESEASON $25 seats for $250 a piece... I really despise these fairweather Phoenix people... The Cardinals never sell out... unless it's all Dallas fans...

Grrr... I'm not paying some scalper $500 to see my Chiefs in Oct... LAME!!!!!!!!!

Arizona is Fed Ex West...........you should see all the Skins fans there when we play them.

[jazz]

the dolphins start the season off in a shitty way...playing on a thursday night against the steelers OVER THERE.

:shame:

[Modus Ponens]

the only time a dome is needed in Arizona is maybe 3 weeks..in Detroit or Minnesota it's need 7-9 weeks

Football was never meant to be played under a roof.

[MAGO]

the dolphins start the season off in a shitty way...playing on a thursday night against the steelers OVER THERE.

:shame:


:hmmm: ..are you sure?...i thought it was the Giants/Colts.....

[bleuMadonna]

wear your Pats jersey to the game :whistle: ...
Hahahaha...Actually, I would love to wear my I hate Peyton Manning and Eli sucks too shirt, but no one will get to see it because it will be too cold :bleu: I'll have to wear a Pats Super Bowl sweatshirt :gap:

[DJSteel]

Dec. 3 against the Buccaneers. I'm a Pats fan and he's an Eagles fan, but his best friend is a big Steelers fan, and they had an extra ticket, so I got to go.

enjoy...Heinz field is a great stadium..and the fans are nuts..

[bleuMadonna]

enjoy...Heinz field is a great stadium..and the fans are nuts..
Thanks! My friend tells me it's an awesome stadium. I haven't been to a football game in a couple of years. Ever since Lincoln Financial Field opened you can't get tickets.

[DJSteel]

Hahahaha...Actually, I would love to wear my I hate Peyton Manning and Eli sucks too shirt, but no one will get to see it because it will be too cold :bleu: I'll have to wear a Pats Super Bowl sweatshirt :gap:

there is less hatred for the Pats here because we finally won one...

[bleuMadonna]

there is less hatred for the Pats here because we finally won one...
Yeah, it's all good. I actually don't hate the Steelers as much as the Jets, Fins and Bills, division rivalries being what they are :bleu:

[dionysusolympus]

The Steelers may have a good coach and team, but boy, they are boring as hell to watch though. I'd rather poke my eyes out...like :rob: .

[bleuMadonna]

LOL...football in person is a blast, though.

[Keith Moon]

LOL, I do no such thing, unless the Pats are in the game. I have all three Super Bowl wins on tape, but I seriously fastforward through that half-time shit.



- Would you happen to have the Rams vs. Titans Superbowl on tape?...cause I can't find mine. :hrmph:

[bleuMadonna]

- Would you happen to have the Rams vs. Titans Superbowl on tape?...cause I can't find mine. :hrmph:
Awwww, I don't have that one :(

[DJSteel]

The Steelers may have a good coach and team, but boy, they are boring as hell to watch though. I'd rather poke my eyes out...like :rob: .

they are great to watch... Big Ben is amazing... I can't wait for the season to start..

[dionysusolympus]

they are great to watch... Big Ben is amazing... I can't wait for the season to start..

:captno:

[Tzarina]

it's not 110 there in december...
It is in the stadium though... I went to a game at 95 once, Cardinals vs. Chiefs, and it was 120 where we were sitting, and 123 on the field, it was brutal. The new stadium is nice, but who the hell ARE these people that only buy tickets for FOOTBALL games to see a new stadium...

HELLL - Fucking --- OOOOO That's fucking stooooooopid! They are sold out because it's the cool place to be at the moment, and these lame assed Phoenix people are all about what is cool at the moment... They sold out Diamondbacks and Suns games, but only when they win, or the arenas/stadiums were new... now it's easy to get those tickets...

Just watch, if the Cardinals have their 'typical' season, the games will be sold out but half the stands will be empty by November, except for the opponents fans that buy the scalpers/unwanted tickets... those people in the valley just SUCK!!!!!!!!!

[Keith Moon]

- :fieldgoal:

[MAGO]

is Portis really out for the year? :hmmm: ...

[DJSteel]

i didn't hear about that.. where did you??

[KenKill75]

Last I heard they were hoping he'd be ready to go for the beginning of the regular season. :shrug2:

[DJSteel]

Mago had a wet dream that Portis was injured for the year??!?!

[MAGO]

i didn't hear about that.. where did you??


my co-worker who's in my fantasy league was telling me that he checked out the injury report on espn and he saw that news there....that mofo is probably trying to fake me out :what: ..

[DJSteel]

he is wrong..

[Modus Ponens]

is Portis really out for the year? :hmmm: ...

No. He has already started to rehab the shoulder and the doctors are going to increase his workload next week. It was a shoulder sublaxation, not a dislocation. They only take about 3 weeks to come back from (Days 3-5 hurt like a motherfucker). Rehab mainly involves strengthening the muscles around the socket to tighten up any looseness that might be there as a result of the separation. I had the same injury in college during a collision at the plate and it's not nearly as bad as the media is making it out to be. He's officially listed as "Out Indefinitely" but that's because you can't put an exact time table on this kind of injury. Gibbs has already said that team physicians expect him to be ready to go for the season opener. It would have been much worse if there was damage done to the rotator cuff and the labrum but both MRI's came back negative. In other words...........HTTR!!

[MAGO]

:up: ..cool, then i can still add him to my league....

[Modus Ponens]

:up: ..cool, then i can still add him to my league....


We also traded for T.J. Duckett yesterday as an insurance policy and be the short yardage back.

[MAGO]

good trade!..that's who i wanted the Jets to get, now we're stuck with Barlow :shame: ...

[dionysusolympus]

The Jets can win the Little League Super Bowl.


on a good day.


:five:.

[MAGO]

The Jets can win the Little League Super Bowl.


on a good day.


:five:.


not if Pennington get's injured :what:

[dionysusolympus]

T.O. + Cowboys = :dio: * :dio:

[Keith Moon]

- More like D.O. + Eagles = :dio2: * :dio2:

[KenKill75]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Penington breaks his eyebrow. Out for the season.

[Keith Moon]

- What about Spielberg?

[dionysusolympus]

Questions:

Which network is broadcasting the playoffs?

Which network is broadcasting the Super Bowl?

[jazz]

phins/steelers tonight.

tonight?!?!?1

[bleuMadonna]

I know. I'll never get used to the Thursday opener, but WTH, it's FOOTBALL SEASON, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! A new year, a new pool :bleu:

[dionysusolympus]

will you be nekkid?


if so, :pics: plz.

[bleuMadonna]

Lol, no, I won't be nekkid :bleu:

[MAGO]

phins/steelers tonight.

tonight?!?!?1


STEELERS! STEELERS! :whistle: ...

[jazz]

STEELERS! STEELERS! :whistle: ...
we're in the same division, so i won't kill you this time. i fully understand. :innocent:

[jazz]

:nanner9:

[MAGO]

:shame: ...i would like to thank your dolphins for getting my office pool off to a great start... :rage: !

[bleuMadonna]

I picked Pittsburgh :bleu:

[MAGO]

:nanner9: ..

[dionysusolympus]

:magohi:

[MAGO]

:MAGO2: ..

[dionysusolympus]

did you watch the game last night?

[MAGO]

yes sir, it was a pretty solid game...i can't wait til Sunday's game is played, i'm so F!-ing tired of hearing about the Manning brothers! :suicide: ..

[dionysusolympus]

agreed. that should be an interesting game, although i expect a blowout in the second half.

[MAGO]

maybe not, it's a big game, Peyton can't win big games... :shrug: ..

[dionysusolympus]

but the Colts Cover-2 can.

[MAGO]

true...we shall see what happens....i hope both get injured on their first drives! :lol: ..

[Bruce]

maybe not, it's a big game, Peyton can't win big games... :shrug: ..



Don't be talking shit about my Indianapolis Chokes, MAGO. :uhuh:

[MAGO]

:hide:

[dionysusolympus]

:dio:

(but that would be hilarious as hell though...referring to your second part).

[Bruce]

:chucks:

[bleuMadonna]

It's not big a big enough game for Peyton to choke :bleu:

[jazz]

at least we got our first loss out of the way. :what:

seriously, deep down i knew it would be close, but that we wouldn't be able to pull it off. they're coming off of a superbowl win, they have all the confidence, they're playing at home so they don't want to be embarassed and they're all pumped up.

daunte needs to develop a little more chemistry with the receiving core. although he and welker were hooking up in the first half pretty nicely.

[bleuMadonna]

Those are pretty much the reasons I picked the Steelers, even though Big Ben was on the sideline. If this game were in Miami, I might have picked the Fins.

[bleuMadonna]

Pats had to squeak by with a safety to beat Buffalo, but considering how the game started, I'm happy.

[jazz]

someone had to lose and i'm glad it was buffablow. at least their confidence won't be too high heading into the game against the phins next sunday.

[Keith Moon]

- Rams are already Super Bowl bound!!!1

[bleuMadonna]

someone had to lose and i'm glad it was buffablow. at least their confidence won't be too high heading into the game against the phins next sunday.

Haha, buffablow :bleu:

I have friends from Buffalo and they were crowing about how the Bill were going to keep the Pats scoreless...:ha:

[MAGO]

Chad? :hmmm: ..where did that come from? :what:

[jazz]

i actually saw that entire game.

the jets caught a lot of breaks and the titans looked like they hadn't played football in over a year. :what:

[Bruce]

I wanted to watch all of the Manning Bowl but, I got sweepy. :yawn:

[MAGO]

yeah well after 300 manning commercials and clips of their home videos, i'd get sweepy too :what: ..

[jazz]

here are all the games i watched during the weekend:

pitt vs. notre dame
ohio state vs. texas
jets vs. titans
a little bit of the cowboys vs. jaguars game, but i fell asleep
colts vs. giants

i'm all footballed out. :faint:

[MAGO]

:clap: ...football pwns!

[jazz]

we play the billsth next sunday. :pink:

[MAGO]

we play the Pats :gaynoes:

[jazz]

i really can't go for either. both you guys have to lose.

:boo:

[MAGO]

:thehand: ..guess i'll wear my OJ throwback and root for the Bills! :pout:

[dionysusolympus]

what i watched:

both Fox games (both were great games)
the Manning Bowl (had to turn off TV after second half for sleepiness)
Penn State's destruction by Notre Dame

and the Jets actually won???

And I can't wait until Stallworth meets T.O. Hell, I can't wait until TO gets into Philly...

[dionysusolympus]

additionally, the SNF song sucks and the woman who sings it is kind of ugly, like :kenkill3:.

[Bruce]

She didn't do all that great a rendition.

[jazz]

:thehand: ..guess i'll wear my OJ throwback and root for the Bills! :pout:
you were going for the steelers. :pout:

:thehand:

[MAGO]

:crying: ...i don't want to fight anymore....

[jazz]

:hump3:

[MAGO]

:nanner24: .. :muah:

[jazz]

:pink::blue:

[bleuMadonna]

:teehee:

I watched the Eagles/Texans game. That's about all I got to watch, but it was still good to get my first dose of football. I miss MNF on free tv :sigh:

[MAGO]

Jets will beat the Pats...you heard it here first....

[bleuMadonna]

:yell: I sure hope not. Sorry, MAGO :bleu: We keep dropping receivers like flies. No more Branch.

[MAGO]

that's why i think they'll get upset this weekend...the team is pretty down due to the fact that a popular team mate is no longer there :MAGO2: ....

[jazz]

i'm glad the pats stuck to their guns and traded him when they felt they got something back.

[jazz]

hey, at least the dolphins didn't get shutout.

:suicide3:

[Bruce]

Colts. :paygee2:

[KenKill75]

What a comeback win by the Giants in OT over the Eagles. But that Eli fag takes 8 sacks. :shame:

[Keith Moon]

But that Eli fag takes 8 sacks. :shame:


- Well, then, there ya go.

[KenKill75]

Where? :huh:

[Fhilly]

good game but the giants still look pretty bleh

[jazz]

i've been saying this for a few years now...you could put the best qb back there, but until we upgrade our retarded o-line, we'll never win these types of games. i think daunte got sacked 7 fucking times and was pressured on about 98% of his passing plays. :shame:

[bleuMadonna]

hey, at least the dolphins didn't get shutout.

:suicide3:

So, I picked the Dolphins in our family pool this week, partly because it's my sister's b'day today and she's a huge Dolphins fan. It's the only game I've lost so far :yell:

Meanwhile, the Eagles sacked Eli Manning EIGHT times and they still lost. They did a major choke job in the fourth quarter. Unreal game.

And the Pats held off MAGO's J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets :yay: :pink: :woo: I miss Adam, though :sigh:

[jazz]

sorry, bleu. we were supposed to win that one.

but i forgot we were the dolphins. :sarcasm:

[bleuMadonna]

:console: My sis was not pleased. On the positive side, I could go 15-1 this week if Pittsburgh wins :bleu:

[jazz]

i hope you do, but i'm also hoping pitt loses.

[dionysusolympus]

I just want to start off on somethings here.

first, Howard Cosell (I think that's his name) should definitely not be a color commentator on football.

next, the guy that replaced James Brown on Fox is gayer than James Brown. He is too stiff and really doesn't know shit about football.

third, all the pregame shows have officially become as gay as ken and their striving to become as gay as ryan + james. it's like WTF...

and on a side, I know Kearse is gone and Westbrook might possibly be on IR. But go Eagles...and Pennington has been lucky.

[KenKill75]

Thats like the first time in a year that you've typed my name instead of using one of my smileys. :thud:

[bleuMadonna]

third, all the pregame shows have officially become as gay as ken and their striving to become as gay as ryan + james. it's like WTF...
I never watch the pregame shows for precisely that reason.

and on a side, I know Kearse is gone and Westbrook might possibly be on IR. But go Eagles...and Pennington has been lucky.
Westbrook was questionable for Sunday, wasn't he? Did that change?

[dionysusolympus]

I never watch the pregame shows for precisely that reason.


Westbrook was questionable for Sunday, wasn't he? Did that change?

No, Westbrook still remains questionable, but I think he might be the first Eagle to go to IR though. And he's on my fantasy football roster...soooo.................................... .

[bleuMadonna]

No, Westbrook still remains questionable, but I think he might be the first Eagle to go to IR though. And he's on my fantasy football roster...soooo.................................... .

Oooo, not good. People have been saying for years that the Eagles need a big power back to take the pressure of Westbrook. He does seem a tad injury prone. That sucked about Kearse. It looked as if he'd be getting a sack a game.

[Bruce]

Howard Cosell is dead. :hmmm:

:rip:

[KenKill75]

:lol:

:dio2: = :owned:

[dionysusolympus]

Howard Cosell is dead. :hmmm:

:rip:


then the other white meat.


:what:

[KenKill75]

Pork is broadcasting football?

[dionysusolympus]

yes.

and his name is John Madden.

[Bruce]

then the other white meat.


:what:

He died like a decade ago. What exactly are you watching? Vintage ESPN?

[dionysusolympus]

He died like a decade ago. What exactly are you watching? Vintage ESPN?

The dude that used to be on the NBC Morning Show...Howard something-or-other....

He shouldn't be broadcasting football.

[Bruce]

Howie Long?

[dionysusolympus]

no.

[KenKill75]

Howard the Duck?

[Bruce]

Chris Collinsworth?

[Keith Moon]

- Ron Howard?

[dionysusolympus]

How the hell should I know?

He's so bad he should become a Jetsth DB.

[KenKill75]

Dan Rather?

[Bruce]

How the hell should I know?

Terry Bradshaw and the Steel Curtain?

[MAGO]

and on a side, I know Kearse is gone and Westbrook might possibly be on IR. But go Eagles...and Pennington has been lucky.


:dio:

[bleuMadonna]

yes.

and his name is John Madden.

:lol:

[jazz]

if the opposing team breaks a run and makes it all the way downfield past the endzone, he scores a touchdown. which is six points.

:what:

[MAGO]

:orly:

[bleuMadonna]

The Pats are getting pwned by the Broncos :what: I fucking hate it that we don't have Deion Branch and David Givens anymore :sigh:

[MAGO]

J!E!T!S! - JETS! JETS! JETS!

[Keith Moon]

- ...touchdown?

[MAGO]

si señor :MAGO4: ..

[dionysusolympus]

Da Eagles > The Jets.

I do admit though the Jets have been doing good as of late. And Pennington is on my fantasy roster now as a backup QB (although I don't like the Jetsth too much).

[MAGO]

how well are you doing in your fantasy league??...i'm ranked #1 in mine

[dionysusolympus]

I'm tied for 1st right now.

[MAGO]

:up: ...i'll be running into trouble on week 7, most of my players have a bye :ohnoes: ..

[dionysusolympus]

don't you have any reserves, :MAGO5:?

[MAGO]

yeah, but i have two receivers on the same team that will be off and another receiver that will also be off, i'll have two starters and be one short, so i have to come up with something...

[dionysusolympus]

put them in a pink tutu? :shrug2:

[MAGO]

that should work :what:

[dionysusolympus]

So who's on your lineup, :MAGO4:?

[MAGO]

So who's on your lineup, :MAGO4:?


QB's - Palmer and Brees
WR's - Chris Henry, Larry Fitzgerald, Steve Smith, Keyshawn Johnson and Eric Moulds
RB's - Julius Jones, Warrick Dunn and Ahman Green
TE's - Tony Gonzalez and D. Clark(Indy)
Def's - Baltimore and Chicago
Kicker - Vinateri

you??

[Modus Ponens]

Shawn Alexander out indefinitely with a broken foot..................the curse lives on.

[Fhilly]

glad to see the jets look not bad- in jets language- even though the Gs are crappin up once again.. :shrug:

[bleuMadonna]

How about Jeremy Shockey saying the Giants were outcoached? Coughlin must have loved that :bleu:

[jazz]

did the falcons choke or what? damn! :faint:

[MAGO]

:shame:

[jazz]

the saints were on crack last night! :wired:

[MAGO]

for real, i think it was fixed....it's a conspiracy!

[jazz]

the falcons receivers smeared butter on their hands, vick developed atrophy in his legs so he ran like he was stuck in mud, and the offensive line were given laxatives.

:what:

[MAGO]

oh well, at least it was an inspirational victory :eek2: ..

[jazz]

yay! we won!!!!

ok, back to our FEMA trailers. :nanner9:

very inspirational

[MAGO]

:lol: ...that's what Spike Lee said when he was interviewed, the MNF crew asked him if he thought the opening of the dome was a good thing, he said "yeah, for about 4 hours, then when they get back to their FEMA trailer, it's back to reality"....

[jazz]

:lol:

[Bruce]

Fight The Power! :theman:

[jazz]

atlanta coach: alright, guys...gather 'round and form a huddle

ok, we're going to go out there and we're gonna lay down. alright? got it?!

the coaching staff and i will do our best to call the most retarded plays...

now let's go out there and show 'em how shitty we could play!

BREAK!

:what:

[Bruce]

I was looking for a gif of the dirty bird and I found this...:what:

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/6248/DirtyBird.gif NSFW

[jazz]

oh fuck yeah

[Bruce]

Is that why the Falcons lost?

[jazz]

see my post above for the answer to your question

[Bruce]

Gotcha. :wink:

[dionysusolympus]

QB's - Palmer and Brees
WR's - Chris Henry, Larry Fitzgerald, Steve Smith, Keyshawn Johnson and Eric Moulds
RB's - Julius Jones, Warrick Dunn and Ahman Green
TE's - Tony Gonzalez and D. Clark(Indy)
Def's - Baltimore and Chicago
Kicker - Vinateri

you??

QB - Hasselback and Pennington
WR - Marvin Harrison ($$$), Mark Clayton, Joey Galloway, Rod Smith
RB - Brian Westbrook ($$$), Michael Turner, Reuben Droughns
TE - Dallas Clark (Indy) and Randy McMichael
K - David Akers
DST - Seahawks and Falcons

However, Rod Smith is being traded for Reggie Brown of the Iggles.

EDIT: and Galloway is pending in particular. If he doesn't connect with the new QB, he's being traded for TO (even though I despise him), if I can get him.

EDIT 2.0: and this is my first time EVER playing Fantasy Football mind you. And I'm ranked #1 in the Power Rankings into Week 4.

[MAGO]

i just proposed a trade, i'm offering Brees for Houzyomama.. :what: ..i hope he accepts...

[MAGO]

didn't accept :sad2:

[KenKill75]

:lol:

[MAGO]

:thehand: ..

[KenKill75]

Im not laughing cause it was rejected. Im laughing at Houzyomama.

[MAGO]

:doh: ... :cuddle: ..

[KenKill75]

Who does that guy have as QB?

[Keith Moon]

- Warren Moon.

[Bruce]

He's been having a great year with the Oilers.

[KenKill75]

He was the man. A class act. We need more guys like that in sports.

[Keith Moon]

He's been having a great year with the Oilers.



- I heard on ESPN Radio that he signed a 12 year extension.

[Bruce]

Wow. Good for him. Jeri Curl has gone up in price.

[Keith Moon]

- ...you've gone up in price. :sarcasm3:

[Bruce]

I'm Limited Edition. :wink:

[Keith Moon]

- :woo:

[jazz]

all i have to say is FUCK the miami dolphins. they SUCK.

[Bruce]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

How about that Colts-Jets game, MAGO? How about that last fucking play by the Jets? Lateral. Lateral. Lateral. Lateral. Infinity. :blink:

[Bruce]

all i have to say is FUCK the miami dolphins. they SUCK.


:console:

[bleuMadonna]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

How about that Colts-Jets game, MAGO? How about that last fucking play by the Jets? Lateral. Lateral. Lateral. Lateral. Infinity. :blink:

:lol: That game was crazy-fun to watch. I had to leave for work right after the Colts went up 24-21 or something and the next thing I know, it's 28-24 J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS! :what: I listened to the last bit of it on the radio. Whew! Meanwhile, I picked the Pats to lose and they won. I should pick them to lose every week :bleu:

And jazz, I'm done picking the Dolphins to win. :mad:

[Keith Moon]

How about that last fucking play by the Jets? Lateralus. Lateralus. Lateralus. Lateralus. Infinity. :blink:



- Fixxxed. :maytard2: That was a pretty exciting play and game, though.

[Bruce]

I give the Indianapolis Chokes one more game before people start really talking undefeated season again.
:jerk:

I could care less though. Just seeing them win a playoff game would be nice. :hrmph:

[MAGO]

so close!!!...and everyone criticizing Mangini for going for the TD on fourth can get the F! bomb!...bout time we get a coach with some balls in this city!

[KenKill75]

That was the funniest play. I was lolling the whole time. For a second there I thought they were actually going to pull it off and score.

[MAGO]

:shrug: ...Mangini's earned my respect :up: ...the players are playing their asses off for him, that's a positive sign....

[KenKill75]

I think the game was too close to go for it on that 4th down. They needed to put points on the board at that point in the game, so the field goal really would have been the better call, but yeah, I guess you can give him credit for having the balls. And, of course, if they would have scored the TD, everyone would be calling him a genius.

[Bruce]

Either way. It was a good game. It was a battle. :shake:

[MAGO]

nah, going for it was a smart move imo, the Jet offense can't keep up with the Colts, so you have to try to take advantage when you have the chance to take the momentum....

[MAGO]

Either way. It was a good game. It was a battle. :shake:

:agree: ... :five: ...

[jazz]

That was the funniest play. I was lolling the whole time. For a second there I thought they were actually going to pull it off and score.
i actually started laughing because that was longest play ever and they just kept finding a way to keep it going. good try by the jets.

the dolphins could still suck my balls. :hmm:

[JDMCivicHatch96]

how about that nice rapage by the Bears against the Seahawks. Talk about getting worked hardcore! Especially that pass by Grossman to Berrian, soooo sweeeet.

It was billed as a battle for NFC supremacy, but Sunday night’s nationally televised game at Soldier Field between unbeaten division leaders turned into a clinic.

The Bears dominated on both sides of the ball, crushing the defending conference champion Seattle Seahawks 37-6 behind an offense that generated four touchdowns and a defense that produced two takeaways and five sacks and didn’t allow a TD for the third time in four games.

Thats right bitches! lol

[jazz]

the bears did pwn the seahawks, but i really hate watching those lopsided games.

[Bruce]

If it were the Dolphins getting defeats like that you'd be whistling a different tune. :whistle:

[JDMCivicHatch96]

the bears did pwn the seahawks, but i really hate watching those lopsided games.

My whole family was expecting it to be a game similiar to the Vikings game last week. It opened up like that with the hawks taking a 3-0 lead... but damn did that change in a hurry. I was really impressed with how Grossman played. And 5 sacks on Hasselbeck, thats just awesome lol

[jazz]

If it were the Dolphins getting defeats like that you'd be whistling a different tune. :whistle:
i meant games where i couldn't care less who wins. of course, i wouldn't mind dolphin wins like that. no-doy.

[MAGO]

F! the Dolphins!...that's the last time i pick them to win!!

[Bruce]

How the fuck do you get beat by Houston anyway? :shrug2:

[MAGO]

fo wiill....unfuckingbewiivable! :shame:

[KenKill75]

Here's how you do it: You have to suck, really, really badly. Then make bad plays on top of that.

[MAGO]

Here's how you do it: You have to suck, really, really badly. Then make bad plays on top of that.

how can you make bad plays if you already suck? :hmmm:

[KenKill75]

Its possible :what:

[MAGO]

:doh: !.. :hmmm:

[Keith Moon]

- :nannerheisman:

[greg]

click-clack :what:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/football/nfl/10/01/bc.fbn.titans.haynesworth.ap/T1_1001_stomp.jpg

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/10/01/bc.fbn.titans.haynesworth.ap/index.html

[dionysusolympus]

this season has been fairly crazy so far.

[Keith Moon]

dio has been fairly lazy so far.


- :fixed:

[Modus Ponens]

Hail to the Redskins
Hail Vic-tor-y
Braves on the Warpath
Fight for old D.C.

Run or pass and score -- we want a lot more!
Beat 'em, Swamp 'em,
Touchdown! -- Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

Hail to the Redskins
Hail Vic-tor-y
Braves on the Warpath
Fight for old D.C.


I would just like to thank Laverneous Coles for demanding a trade out of D.C. and giving us the opportunity to get Santana Moss in return. J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!!

[jazz]

Here's how you do it: You have to suck, really, really badly. Then make bad plays on top of that.
so true.

[Modus Ponens]

so true.

Your O-Line is dreadful. Can't believe how bad they have been so far.

[jazz]

yep. i've been saying that for the past few years already. we'll never get ANYWHERE with the o-line we have now.

[Heath]

Hail to the Redskins
Hail Vic-tor-y
Braves on the Warpath
Fight for old D.C.

Run or pass and score -- we want a lot more!
Beat 'em, Swamp 'em,
Touchdown! -- Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

Hail to the Redskins
Hail Vic-tor-y
Braves on the Warpath
Fight for old D.C.


I would just like to thank Laverneous Coles for demanding a trade out of D.C. and giving us the opportunity to get Santana Moss in return. J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!!
:bow3:

[jazz]

the dolphins are gonna have a bigger asshole after this game with the patriots. :no:

then we face the jets at home.

fuhget about this season.

[KenKill75]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061002/sp_nm/nfl_suspension_dc_1

[MAGO]

:lol: ..

[KenKill75]

What exactly is funny?

[MAGO]

the whole story...

[KenKill75]

I guess our senses of humor differ. A dumb nigger acting like a ghetto thug piece of shit just doesnt tickle my funny bone.

[MAGO]

:orly:

[KenKill75]

:yes:

[jazz]

i don't disagree with the punishment they gave this guy, but what's amazing is that other players involved in serious crimes, wife beatings, etc, get sent to a rehabilitation program and don't miss a paycheck.

the priorities in the nfl are screwed up.

[Modus Ponens]

i don't disagree with the punishment they gave this guy, but what's amazing is that other players involved in serious crimes, wife beatings, etc, get sent to a rehabilitation program and don't miss a paycheck.

the priorities in the nfl are screwed up.


I think they are basing their fine and suspension on what could have happened. A 320lb. lineman stomping on a guys head......this could have ended much differently. An inch or two away and he's stomping on the guy's temple and possibly kills him. If you ask me, he should have been suspended without pay for the rest of the season.

[KenKill75]

I'd ban his animal ass from the NFL for life.

[jazz]

I think they are basing their fine and suspension on what could have happened. A 320lb. lineman stomping on a guys head......this could have ended much differently. An inch or two away and he's stomping on the guy's temple and possibly kills him. If you ask me, he should have been suspended without pay for the rest of the season.
i never said the fine was too excessive or too lenient, i think he got what he deserved and was lucky that it wasn't worse...my point is that other things players do only get a light slap on the wrist, whether it involves stomping on people's heads or not.

[greg]

i know its a physical sport and all, but if any of us did that at our jobs we'd be fired.

[jazz]

if we even comment about doing that to someone we'd be fired. :jerk:

[KenKill75]

Ive commented on that a few times at work :whistle:

[jazz]

:lalala:

[MAGO]

he should be given the offensive player of the week award!!

[KenKill75]

I think the victim should be allowed to stomp his head in return.

[greg]

they should put him in an under armor commercial

click-clack :what:

[MAGO]

no, that would be wrong.....

[Keith Moon]

- He should have received the game ball. :yes:

[KenKill75]

Yeah, up his ass.

[Keith Moon]

- That'll work.

[jazz]

nah, he'd enjoy it too much.

[KenKill75]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Akat6H0Yltpa0lhDDk9SPC9DubYF?slug=ap-titans-haynesworthsuspended&prov=ap&type=lgns

Possible criminal charges.

[MAGO]

:thehand: ...they should give him a humanitarian award....it's not like he killed the guy! :shame: ...jeeez!..peeps are so sensitive!

[jazz]

plus it was a cowboy, c'mon.

that would make for a good statement in his defense lol:secret:

[Joga]

I think he should be fired from the NFL. Seriously. How immature is he?

And it sends a horrible message to any little kid who may have looked up to him. I'm sick of professional athletes who are paid millions of dollars to act like idiots.

[jazz]

stomping people in the head with cleats is a good message. i don't see what the problem is.

[MAGO]

thanks to him, i now know the technique on stomping peeps on their head..

[KenKill75]

I know you guys are only joking, but really, this was an assault. Being on a football field does not change the laws.

[MAGO]

homo

[KenKill75]

Go ahead, defend the nigger.

[MAGO]

gay-homo...

[jazz]

not to sound redundant or anything... :what:

[KenKill75]

Reminds me of Willem Defoe in Boondock Saints when he calls the guy he's in bed with a fag. lol

[dionysusolympus]

TO goes to Dallas.
TO is going to get burned.