The Official NFL Thread..

[Da Rafsta]

Gawddamn those Steelers!! :rant: They brought their A game though. Total domination and what a nasty game. I liked it though. :smile2:

[Pun'KinG']

Kurt Warner: Super Bowl XLIII MVP. :cross:

[sneakypete]

:pray: please please please!

[Bruce]

Go Cards!

[Da Rafsta]

Yes....GO CARDS!!

[Pun'KinG']

:grouphug:

[Bruce]

I wanna see The Edge get a ring.

[sneakypete]

:grouphug::taz:

[Pun'KinG']

What now bebe Kyle?

[Keith Moon]

I'm for the Cards as well, just as long as Kurt doesn't thank baby jesus again.

[Da Rafsta]

I just want to see the Steelers lose...:monty:

[Da Rafsta]

I'm for the Cards as well, just as long as Kurt doesn't thank baby jesus again.
:lol:

[dionysusolympus]

yace, da iggles suck cuz mcnabb is an idiot. but i'm going to be rooting for dj's steelers although i think da cards are better than dem, but who knows in da realm of mortals?

[MojoFearsSatan]

jason, Edge does have a ring, I would have thought you'd know that. He got an honorary one from the Indy office.

I reckon Fitz is MVP.

[Da Rafsta]

yace, da iggles suck cuz mcnabb is an idiot. but i'm going to be rooting for dj's steelers although i think da cards are better than dem, but who knows in da realm of mortals?
Yeah he sucks cause as soon as he's gone whoever fills his shoes will be real NFL material and unquestionably better than the shit McNabb has become.


:annoyed:

[Bruce]

jason, Edge does have a ring, I would have thought you'd know that. He got an honorary one from the Indy office.

I reckon Fitz is MVP.

Honorary? Pfft. That's like Alba giving me some honorary pussy when I masturbate to her visage.

[dionysusolympus]

Yeah he sucks cause as soon as he's gone whoever fills his shoes will be real NFL material and unquestionably better than the shit McNabb has become.


:annoyed:

indoobitably. jeff garcia filled his shoes when mcnabb was hurt n did quite well for himself until mcnabb had to cry to mama bear to get his job back.

[Da Rafsta]

indubidably....which is why Garcia didn't return to Philly, cause he was god. Also...since he is god, he got the Buccs to the NFC Championship. :sarcasm:

[dionysusolympus]

n da iggles to da playoffs... :nod: he fit Reid's system pretty well...n mcnabb thinks he's god, not jeff garcia...

[Keith Moon]

Have the Eagles ever won a SB tit?

[Bruce]

Yes. 17 of them.

[dionysusolympus]

Have the Eagles ever won a SB tit?

:no:

in any case, da Iggles are still betta than da Texans...n mcnabb or garcia is betta den schaub.

[Keith Moon]

The Bills have never won one either, right?

[dionysusolympus]

:shrug2:

ask snacky pete.

[Modus Ponens]

:no:

in any case, da Iggles are still betta than da Texans...n mcnabb or garcia is betta den schaub.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g152/BigDFan5/EagleTrophy-1.jpg

[Keith Moon]

Where's the brotherly <3 ?

[dionysusolympus]

wid da mexicans n bill richardson. :what:

[Keith Moon]

:lulz2:

[jazz]

i'm definitely cheering for the cards, lord knows those fans have suffered long enough.

then again, i would have cheered for any nfc team (except for dallas, of course). :smile2:

[Da Rafsta]

:five: F Dallas too!

[jazz]

although i will admit that i cheered for dallas when they beat the bills and i will cheer for them should they ever play an afc east team other than the dolphins. it makes it harder when they have t.o. on the team and jerry jones as the owner, but :shrug:

[Pun'KinG']

...then again, i would have cheered for any nfc team (except for dallas, of course). :smile2:

:grandpa: You should root fer da team dat dern beat ya...and then every successor that beats that team until the Super Bowl.

[dionysusolympus]

like...brady quinn n derek anderson shuld have bebes. wid each other. in da gay prison sex way, not internet sex kind of way.

[Pun'KinG']

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/krispy_kreme.png

[dionysusolympus]

she's a woman. derek anderson & brady quinn aren't into dem...unless they're trannies. :what:

[sneakypete]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/salevelas/krispy_kreme.png

:what4:

[jazz]

:grandpa: You should root fer da team dat dern beat ya...and then every successor that beats that team until the Super Bowl.
while walking uphill in a snowstorm? :what:

like...brady quinn n derek anderson shuld have bebes. wid each other. in da gay prison sex way, not internet sex kind of way.
noes. in da MAGO/dio prison sex way.

:captslap:

[KenKill75]

Fuck the Cardinals and fuck Kurt Warner. They have no business in the Super Bowl.

[Da Rafsta]

Hater! They're legit................too legit to quit!

[dionysusolympus]

:MAGO2:

[KenKill75]

Legit? They were 9-7. That's not a Super Bowl caliber team. They just happened to squeeze their way into the playoffs and caught fire at the right time.

[sneakypete]

that is kinda the beauty of it though and why college football is retarded. It is fun to watch someone get hot and take out the big dogs that have dominated all season.

[dionysusolympus]

:sneakyp2: :heart: big dogs n long ones.

[Da Rafsta]

Legit? They were 9-7. That's not a Super Bowl caliber team. They just happened to squeeze their way into the playoffs and caught fire at the right time.
I agree, more times than not on that logic. Considering who they played this year, the NFC East and AFC East, and throw in also the noteworthy stat of western teams flying to the east on the road...........and you have to say they did what they should have done, won their weak division, and lost when traveling east when they should have also.

Again, considering those two divisions they played....I think they did what I would have expected them to do. The Giants had a better record than the Cards and the Eagles, yet the more "legit" team in your eyes couldn't even get past a wild card team. The Eagles beat them in convincing fashion, IMO. I don't think the outcome would be any different had the Giants faced the Cards. They deserve this. :cents:

[KenKill75]

Yeah, I mean they did get there, so I can't take that away from them. I just never really liked Warner much for some reason. Not even sure why. I guess he seems like an ok guy. Fine, go Cards.

[Da Rafsta]

:grouphug: Cards!! :pirate2:


It's very odd though. I think I'm still not done accepting it yet. The Cards? You sure? :hmmm:

[Pun'KinG']

Fuck the Cardinals and fuck Kurt Warner. They have no business in the Super Bowl.

True. So very true. But they're playing against the Steelers so......uh yeah.

GO CARDS!!!

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/go_20cards_small.jpg

And shit all over those......those...uhhh..Tigers. Yeah! :nanner5:

[KenKill75]

That doesn't look like a steeler. :hmmm:

[Keith Moon]

Stick behind the underdog, Kan.

[MojoFearsSatan]

but Rusty, doesn't EVERYONE shit on the Bengals?

And who the hell do you support when the Ravens play the Steelers? That's got to be a tough one.

[jazz]

but Rusty, doesn't EVERYONE shit on the Bengals?

And who the hell do you support when the Ravens play the Steelers? That's got to be a tough one.
i guess he cheers against the team that has the most to lose during the regular season, but yeah, when it's the playoffs that's a tough one to call.

i'd cheer against the team i have the most history against.

[sneakypete]

R.I.P. Dante Levelli

He played football for my highschool. He pretty much is like jesus to us.


If you don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante_Lavelli

[dionysusolympus]

ninja jesus, yace?

[sneakypete]

touchdown jesus.

[dionysusolympus]

u shuld make him zombie touchdown jesus, fo reals.

[Pun'KinG']

but Rusty, doesn't EVERYONE shit on the Bengals?

And who the hell do you support when the Ravens play the Steelers? That's got to be a tough one.

:jazz: has answered on my behalf. :eek2:

[sneakypete]

Everyone in Dayton are Bengals fans and are so dirty and chew tobacco.

[jazz]

:jazz: has answered on my behalf. :eek2:
:nod:

Everyone in Dayton are Bengals fans and are so dirty and chew tobacco.
the bengals are a joke of a franchise.

[MojoFearsSatan]

:jazz: has answered on my behalf. :eek2:

but, Jazz says you'd cheer against the team you have the most history against - and which is that? I mean, the Steelers naturally have been the enemy for LONGER, but the Ravens have been the enemy for 100% of their existence, and rather than just being a rivalry à la Stillers - Dawgs, they're actually actively pooping in the face of Browns fans just by existing.

[Keith Moon]

I wanna go to Daytona right now and soak in the sun.

[jazz]

but, Jazz says you'd cheer against the team you have the most history against - and which is that? I mean, the Steelers naturally have been the enemy for LONGER, but the Ravens have been the enemy for 100% of their existence, and rather than just being a rivalry à la Stillers - Dawgs, they're actually actively pooping in the face of Browns fans just by existing.
oooooooooooooof












































































we need the drama :shrug:

[jazz]

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://cbs2.com/watercooler/Dallas.Cowboys.training.2.915171.html

The first time Michael Irvin watched "American Idol," he loved the concept of giving undiscovered singers the chance to become stars. Now Irvin is doing the same for NFL wannabes.

The Hall of Fame receiver is launching a reality TV show in which 12 "football neophytes" will compete for an impressive grand prize: a spot on the Dallas Cowboys' training camp roster.

"I don't know if you can walk upon any group of guys that wouldn't say they dreamed of playing in the NFL when they were playing in their front yard," Irvin told The Associated Press on Thursday. "So we're going to take a group of guys from their front yard, dwindle them to one and give that guy the opportunity of a lifetime."

The Cowboys confirmed that one of their 80 roster spots will go to the show's winner. The NFL did not immediately return a call.

this is the last thing the cowboys need, but i admit it would make for an interesting tv show.

[Keith Moon]

Besides kids, who the hell plays football in their front yard?

[jazz]

black peoples? :shrug:

[bleuMadonna]

Yeah, I mean they did get there, so I can't take that away from them. I just never really liked Warner much for some reason. Not even sure why. I guess he seems like an ok guy. Fine, go Cards.

I don't like Warner, either. Part of it is his bringing God into all things football. I don't think God has anything to do with his football success and I just hate it that he mentions Jesus or God at every turn. He's not the only one who does it, but I just hate the whole thing. He comes off smug sometimes, too. Not overtly, but there is just something about his attitude or body language that irritates me. Anyway, I don't like either team, so I don't care who wins.

[jazz]

most of these football players invoke god after winning a game or whatever. it's lame.

[Pun'KinG']

but, Jazz says you'd cheer against the team you have the most history against - and which is that? I mean, the Steelers naturally have been the enemy for LONGER, but the Ravens have been the enemy for 100% of their existence, and rather than just being a rivalry à la Stillers - Dawgs, they're actually actively pooping in the face of Browns fans just by existing.

The Ravens are the Browns reincarnate. We share half of their success, but only a quarter of their defeats. :what:

[MAGO]

Rex will take the Jets to the promise land!!..i've had a vision!

[Da Rafsta]

the Jets signed Rex?



















edit: nevermind....you mean the coach.

[MAGO]

i :wii: lly hope you didn't think i meant Grossman....the Jets front office is bad, but not that bad :what:

[Da Rafsta]

:teehee:

[jazz]

i :wii: lly hope you didn't think i meant Grossman....the Jets front office is bad, but not that bad :what:
hey, i wouldn't put it past the jetsth

[MAGO]

:shame:

[jazz]

SATIFY ME LOL :maytard:

[sneakypete]

damn, last quarter was nuts. fuck the :pissleft:steelers:piss:, bunch of n words, if you ask me.

[MojoFearsSatan]

That was one hell of a game at the end. To tell the truth, I immediately called no TD on Santonio, but think it probably was. The fumble at the end I thought was definitely an incompletion, but didn't even get the chance to see a replay on our feed before Steelers took a knee. To tell the truth I kind of wanted to see Arizona get one last chance to Hail Mary it. Surely that must set a record for number of flags flying in a superbowl game.

[jazz]

that last call should have at least been reviewed. i mean, it's only the super bowl. anyways, the game turned out to be more exciting than i thought it would be.

hey mojo, now that the steelers have won 6 super bowl trophies, are you going to start cheering for an underdog?

[MojoFearsSatan]

hey, look buddy, I support Norwich City FC, Harlequins RUFC (ok, they're on a roll this year, but it happens like, once every 30 years for them), the England football side, Leicestershire CCC, Caisse d'Epargne cycling team, Sébastien Bourdais and the Toro Rosso F1 team... I need to support SOMEBODY who has a chance of winning SOMETHING. Otherwise watching sport becomes depressing.

[jazz]

yeah, yeah, yeah...

lol

[MojoFearsSatan]

still, when Fitz took that one to the house, I thought it was a case of the Hollywoods again (the plucky underdogs vs. the unstoppable force at SB XLII, and the incredibly cheesy movie ending of SB XL), with Warner leading his team to the improbable fightback. I wouldn't have begrudged them it, I mean Arizona are like, the eternal underdogs (unless they faced the Lions in the championship game of course).

[jazz]

the steelers were hardly unstoppable like we all thought they would be.

the cardinals, particularly their retarded left tackle, continually shot themselves in the foot all game long (and i mean ALL GAME LONG). the steelers didn't even cover the spread.

i wonder if kurt warner has turned to satanism after this loss :lol:

[Keith Moon]

What was with Harrison (I believe) punching the Cards player on the back while on the ground?

[jazz]

idk his name, but that motherfucker should get his ass kicked.

[bleuMadonna]

There were some dumbass penalties in this game fo sure. Still, an entertaining game, though.

[MojoFearsSatan]

the steelers were hardly unstoppable like we all thought they would be.

Idunno, I know the Steelers, and they like to make things hard for themselves. It's like, the only way they can guarantee Big Ben will play well is to make him have to. I'll admit there were some dumb penalties (both teams giving up holding on receivers, and Adrian Wilson running into the holder on the FG attempt). I just had the feeling as soon as the Cards started moving the ball on that 88 yard no-huddle drive, they were going to win; it was just how the com team kept saying Fitzgerald hadn't been a factor, and how Warner was the NFL's man of the year, it just felt inevitable.

[MojoFearsSatan]

idk his name, but that motherfucker should get his ass kicked.

Aaron Francisco was the guy. I dunno why Harrison was on him, presumably he said something or did something Harrison didn't like while the play was still alive, but no excuses, that was ridiculous on Harrison's part. We later got a sporting vengeance anyway as it was his slipping over that allowed Santeria to run down to the 5 yard line.

[Bruce]

I hope the Cards win. I can't wait to watch this super game on my new tv tonight. It's gonna be awesome. :yay:

[Da Rafsta]

:lol: So you're getting your TV today?



It was a good game. Damn....really thought the Cards would edge it out.

[Bruce]

Yeah. I've got about 30 people coming over later. I gotta get home and get it unwrapped and calibrated before I start making the buffalo wings. It's gonna be cwazy. GO CARDS!

[Da Rafsta]

little baby cardinal fan in your avatar? She's got cardinal hair. :what:

[Bruce]

That's Don Ginger. Head of the Ginger organized crime family.

[Da Rafsta]

http://www.worldiki.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/babysen_rope.jpg

[dionysusolympus]

n dat's ninja monkey ginger, da enforcer.

[Pun'KinG']

that last call should have at least been reviewed. i mean, it's only the super bowl.

I think Michaels said that it had been reviewed by the officials. :shrug:
I guess it was pretty much an obvious call because they took hardly no time at all to make a decision.

[sneakypete]

Comcast Tucson Airs Graphic Porn During Super Bowl


Tucson, Arizona was probably not the best place to watch the game last night. Partly because of the disappointing result, but mostly because of the huge, flapping penis.

With under three minutes left and just after Larry Fitzgerald's heroic comeback(ish) touchdown for the Cardinals, the video feed abruptly switched to a scene from stablemate channel Club Jenna, treating viewers to the sight of seemingly omnipresent porn guy Evan Stone swinging his junk around like a maniac. This interlude lasted about 30 seconds.

Comcast told the Arizona Daily Star that engineers have been "working throughout the night" to figure out what happened, but haven't yet come up with an explanation. It could have been a simple case of human error, but given just how wrong it all went, I'd put my money on a disgruntled outgoing employee. Video of the event below, obviously NSFW. [AZStar, image from Getty. —Thanks, Jason and Nic!]

click for video (http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/comcast-tucson-airs-graphic-porn-during-super-bowl-nsfw)



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:scoop:

[Bruce]

I don't get it. Was this a pre-game show?The super bowl is tonight. :uhh:

[Pun'KinG']

Not one of my favorite porn stars either. Reminds me of Fabio. :lol:

[Pun'KinG']

I don't get it. Was this a pre-game show?The super bowl is tonight. :uhh:

Get your Chunky Soup ready.

Jsaon, do you have your 3-D glasses? They're supposed to air something at end of the 2nd quarter. It's supposed to be killer. :up:

[Bruce]

Do you have favorite male porn stars? :huh:

edit: So I need 3-D glasses for the porn?

[Pun'KinG']

Do you have favorite male porn stars? :huh:

:ontome:

But seriously, all joking aside...yes. Well, more so in relation to their cocks would be more accurate I guess. No one wants to see some beefy balloon or hirsute 50-some-year-old tappin' some barely legal cutie. Unless you're into that shit of course. But that's a whole nother thread.

edit: So I need 3-D glasses for the porn?

No, I think your hand alone would suffice.

[Da Rafsta]

broke that down nicely there Pun. :what4:

[Bruce]

:ontome:

[dionysusolympus]

:lulz3:

[Keith Moon]

:C

[dionysusolympus]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4509.jpg

[Da Rafsta]

:lol:

[sneakypete]

:rafdio:

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2874/handcuffedescapedd7.gif

[bleuMadonna]

Reid and McNabb should take lessons from the Cards and Stillers on the two-minute offense.

[dionysusolympus]

Reid and McNabb should take lessons from the Cards and Stillers on the two-minute offense.

agreed.

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4509.jpg

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[greg]

What was with Harrison (I believe) punching the Cards player on the back while on the ground?

http://i42.tinypic.com/2mor38p.jpg

you stay classy pittsburgh

[dionysusolympus]

Harrison was friggin insane in da game. I agree wid madden that he should've been thrown out of the game for da kind of stoopid shit.

[sneakypete]

:facepalm:

[dionysusolympus]

:picard:
:byrche2:

[sneakypete]

Comcast Tucson Airs Graphic Porn During Super Bowl


Tucson, Arizona was probably not the best place to watch the game last night. Partly because of the disappointing result, but mostly because of the huge, flapping penis.

With under three minutes left and just after Larry Fitzgerald's heroic comeback(ish) touchdown for the Cardinals, the video feed abruptly switched to a scene from stablemate channel Club Jenna, treating viewers to the sight of seemingly omnipresent porn guy Evan Stone swinging his junk around like a maniac. This interlude lasted about 30 seconds.

Comcast told the Arizona Daily Star that engineers have been "working throughout the night" to figure out what happened, but haven't yet come up with an explanation. It could have been a simple case of human error, but given just how wrong it all went, I'd put my money on a disgruntled outgoing employee. Video of the event below, obviously NSFW. [AZStar, image from Getty. —Thanks, Jason and Nic!]




click for video (http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/comcast-tucson-airs-graphic-porn-during-super-bowl-nsfw)



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:scoop:



FOLLOW UP:

Everybody has a price, even to let their kids watch a waggling penis during the Superbowl (http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/prank-of-the-year-comcast-tucson-airs-graphic-porn-during-super-bowl-nsfw). But I think that price is more than $5, Comcast.

According to an unconfirmed bit of information from the Consumerist, Comcast is giving their subscribers in Tuscon, AZ, a one-time $5 discount apiece in apologies for the pornography mixup during the Superbowl. On one hand, that's a completely absurd amount of money to offer any family who had to explain what was going on to a scarred four-year-old girl. On the other, could Comcast make this right with any sort of compensation?

Well, there's only one way to find out. Offer us more, Comcast. Do something better.



:picard:

[Keith Moon]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2mor38p.jpg

you stay classy pittsburgh

I mean...

[dionysusolympus]

I mean...

:slapchop:, yace?

[sneakypete]

:teehee:

[MojoFearsSatan]

that gif = :kenlisha: (she was a Crads fan if I remember rightly)? :mojoryan:?

[Keith Moon]

Do it.

[greg]

lol crads

[MojoFearsSatan]

yea, the American pundit on the UK broadcasts (we used the US feed for the commentary and live pictures, but cos you go to advert breaks and we don't, we had another punditry team) referred to the cards as the Crads for 2005-6 on the basis that they're "half crap, half crud, all card". We also have several other unfunny injokes, like calling Sidney Rice "Condoleezza's little boy", explaining that the Steelers named Heinz Field after Hines Ward, Jay "Touchy" Feely, and calling Tony Scheffler "The Chef" and making all manner of terrible culinary puns from it.

[Da Rafsta]

:facepalm:

[MojoFearsSatan]

hey, I SAID they were unfunny.

[greg]

yea, the American pundit on the UK broadcasts (we used the US feed for the commentary and live pictures, but cos you go to advert breaks and we don't, we had another punditry team) referred to the cards as the Crads for 2005-6 on the basis that they're "half crap, half crud, all card". We also have several other unfunny injokes, like calling Sidney Rice "Condoleezza's little boy", explaining that the Steelers named Heinz Field after Hines Ward, Jay "Touchy" Feely, and calling Tony Scheffler "The Chef" and making all manner of terrible culinary puns from it.

wow and i thought chris berman was bad

[Da Rafsta]

hey, I SAID they were unfunny.
it was more directed toward the You're-Uh-Peein' :monkey: broadcasters

[MojoFearsSatan]

Well, it's the American guy who starts all these, then the dumb British guy can't bring himself to tell him he's not funny, and in the end starts repeating these jokes and you're like, "shut up, let it die! Let's get back to the game, please!?!?!?"

As luck would have it, on the Monday afternoon replays of the game they cut all that crap out as they just go straight from drive to drive without any of the pauses, so it's much better.

[jazz]

hey guys look...mojo likes a team that's won a bunch of championships

:mojo: :lolook:
























































































































just busting your balls :wink:

[KenKill75]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090209/sp_nm/us_football_ufl_3

:picard:

[sneakypete]

the dramatic shift in wealth?

[jazz]

if you're planning to open a new football league, why would you do it in october while ncaa and nfl football are in season?

[KenKill75]

The obvious pending floppage?

[sneakypete]

The obvious pending floppage?


http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3748/791fu4.gif....?

[KenKill75]

The one like that with the lulz face on it would be precisely what i'm talking about.

[Keith Moon]

No u.

[jazz]

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txjetsfavre&prov=st&type=lgns

this'll last what? about a month or two tops?

[MojoFearsSatan]

ever heard of the boy who cried wolf, brettany?

[bleuMadonna]

I won't believe it until the season starts and he's not in uniform.

[jazz]

well, he could always play in the AARP football league. :shrug:

[bleuMadonna]

:ha: He should just stay home and go fishing in Mississippi, or wherever it is he lives.

[MAGO]

F! Favre!

[Da Rafsta]

Favre should be banned from the NFL, even though he's techically a nilla from New Orleans. :what:

[MAGO]

that bum-ass nilla better stay retired this time.... :yell:

[KenKill75]

Testaverde is coming back to QB for the Jets. :up:

[MAGO]

:suicide2:

[dionysusolympus]

fyi, :MAGO4:, :sneakyp2: wants to fight you.

[MAGO]

i'm not a fighter, i'm a lover :hailo:

[KenKill75]

Maybe you guys can spring Vick from prison for next season. :idea:

[sneakypete]

:smooch: 4 MAGO & http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4558.jpg 4 DIO

[KenKill75]

What 4 me?

[sneakypete]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4543.jpg

[KenKill75]

Don't smoke pot, asshole.

[sneakypete]

I DONT!

[KenKill75]

Save the drama for your mama.

[sneakypete]

whatever you say, my love star.

[KenKill75]

:blink:

[jazz]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4543.jpg

Don't smoke pot, asshole.

I DONT!
:lol:

[Bruce]

whatever you say, my love star.

:lol:

[jazz]

:lol:
:lol:

[Da Rafsta]

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

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:what:

[jazz]

..we didn't see that one coming.

[KenKill75]

I considered it, then realized it would be too cheesy. Naturally, Raf took the bait. :lolook:

[Bruce]

I don't get it.

[jazz]

what don't you get?

now git :jazzbyrc:

(i know you missed that)

[Bruce]

I did.

[Da Rafsta]

....forgot the






































:what:

[KenKill75]

Raf, you dumb Bud drinking Mexican gardener. :slapchop:

[KenKill75]

...forgot the





































:hug2:

[Da Rafsta]

I considered it, then realized it would be too cheesy. Naturally, Raf took the bait. :lolook:
it's not easy being cheesy..... :chester:






You had to see that one coming too... :nanner9:

[KenKill75]

Cease this faggotry. :quiterly:

[Da Rafsta]

Raf, you dumb Bud drinking Mexican gardener. :slapchop:
:teehee:

[jazz]

lol, i read that cowboys were going to release t.o.

what team will be stupid enough to give this cancer a chance? my guess: either the bengals or raiders.

[dionysusolympus]

lol, i read that cowboys were going to release t.o.

what team will be stupid enough to give this cancer a chance? my guess: either the bengals or raiders.

or da jethsths since they are lacking brett favre. dey need a replacement.

[sneakypete]

or the wolverines. :doitfag:

[jazz]

or da jethsths since they are lacking brett favre. dey need a replacement.
i would loooooooooove for him to go to the jets and destroy their locker room. :monty:

or the wolverines. :doitfag:
:hmmm:

[sneakypete]

:mystery:

[jazz]

i'll also go out on a limb and say the patriots...they did it with moss and they'll probably take a risk, but i don't think belichick likes him.

[bleuMadonna]

i'll also go out on a limb and say the patriots...they did it with moss and they'll probably take a risk, but i don't think belichick likes him.

Oi, that might be too much ego in one locker room. I don't think T.O. can be rehabilitated. Hmmm, Gints may need him depending on what happens with Plaxico...

[greg]

the raiders

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w303/IllIllII3/Animated%20Gifs/2193481061_057ed7c831_o.gif

[MAGO]

F! TO....Jets are taking the championship next year :nanner24: !!

[jazz]

they're pointing out the glaringly obvious, but it's nice to have confirmation.

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/football/story/935410.html

[MojoFearsSatan]

It's saturday. Go back to bed.

[Da Rafsta]

Mojo speaks da truth jazz. :captslap:

[jazz]

It's saturday. Go back to bed.
http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4599.jpg

[Da Rafsta]

:lol:

[greg]

lolwut buffalo

[jazz]

lolwut indeed

http://static.keebali.com/finheaven.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic19061_10.gif

[jazz]

a bills fans posted this over on the dolphins forum (and i don't blame him):

The Bills make me seriously consider hard drugs

lol

[MojoFearsSatan]

Trent Edwards was the real fuckin' deal and a third-round steal. Then he got his face knocked off, and remembered he was quarterbacking the Bills, so behaved accordingly, that is to say, with mindblowing mediocrity.

[dionysusolympus]

:lol:

[jazz]

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/sports/090312_TMZ_Plaxico_Gets_4_Tickets_in_1_Day

New York Giants star Plaxico Burress scored -- four tickets from police, according to TMZ.com .
Florida cops pulled over Burress on March 1 and ticketed him for: speeding, changing lanes improperly, improper display of tags and tinted windows that were too dark.
how hard is it to stay out of trouble? :shame:

[MAGO]

F!-ing idiot!.....i blame Madoff!

[jazz]

hey MAGO, i can't wait until the dallas dolphins play the baltimore jets again :what:

[MAGO]

:lol: ..

[bleuMadonna]

The Bills make me seriously consider hard drugs
:lol:

Dio, what do you think about the Iggles' moves so far? Are you pissed about B-Dawk? I'm bummed that he's gone. He had a good year, too, so it sucks that they wouldn't give him the money.

[dionysusolympus]

Dio, what do you think about the Iggles' moves so far? Are you pissed about B-Dawk? I'm bummed that he's gone. He had a good year, too, so it sucks that they wouldn't give him the money.

I am bummed about B-Dawk going away. Now it's ALL on McNabb...which means if the team goes south, he will take on all of the heat that comes with it. Big John Runyan won't have his back either. I think da Iggles will be in last place in the NFC East this coming season, followed by the Giants, Cowboys and Redskins fighting for first place. The Cowboys may get first place since they had an ego cleanse this season, which will make them a better team than previous with Tank, TO, etc.

[bleuMadonna]

I am bummed about B-Dawk going away. Now it's ALL on McNabb...which means if the team goes south, he will take on all of the heat that comes with it. Big John Runyan won't have his back either. I think da Iggles will be in last place in the NFC East this coming season, followed by the Giants, Cowboys and Redskins fighting for first place. The Cowboys may get first place since they had an ego cleanse this season, which will make them a better team than previous with Tank, TO, etc.

Agreed about McNabb, but I don't hold out much hope. He's not one for accepting blame. I love Runyan, too. He's awesome in interviews because he actually answers questions sometimes :bleu: I don't think the Iggles will do all that well, either. Too many veterans gone and some of the replacements are meh. It seems they got Stacy Andrews just to try to help his brother get his head on straight. We'll see.

[MAGO]

if by some miracle the Jets get Cutler, i'll faint :imgay:

[Da Rafsta]

He's just a younger Brett Favre. Mistake prone than a mutha...

[MAGO]

can't be any worse than what they currently have :what:

[Da Rafsta]

I guess you're into having a QB go into the HOF with a record for the most INTs.....:what2:

[dionysusolympus]

da Jetsths need Rex Grossman. :what:

[MAGO]

and one superbowl :up:

[dionysusolympus]

mo like zero zuperbowl.

[sneakypete]

more like 2 cereal bowls

[MAGO]

:thehand: all of youz!

[Keith Moon]

Never pass up cereal.

[Da Rafsta]

Pooper Bowl > Super Bowl > Cereal Bowl

[sneakypete]

Never pass up cereal.


see

[jazz]

like MAGO, i'm hoping the jets get cutler too. :teehee2:

[Da Rafsta]

see

....for COOKIE?






:cookie3:

[Da Rafsta]

like MAGO, i'm hoping the jets get cutler too. :teehee2:
fill me in as to why...



:snacks2:

[jazz]

fill me in as to why...



:snacks2:
because he has fail and choke written all over him and he'll be playing in new york, on center stage.

and he's been known around the league as a whiny little bitch. :byrche:

[Da Rafsta]

tt...


I see him as that also.

[jazz]

it's a shame too cause he has the arm ability, but not there mentally.

so he's the perfect fit for the jets, you see? :nod:

[MojoFearsSatan]

I have a lot of time for Jay Cutler as a quarterback, he did fine considering that apart from Peyton Hillis nobody made yards on the ground for Denver last year. If he'd stop throwing temper tantrums he'd be fine.

[KenKill75]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090326/sp_nm/us_nfl_schedule_1

:no:

[MojoFearsSatan]

It makes sense; that way you can play your division teams twice and three other divisions in full...

[dionysusolympus]

It makes sense; that way you can play your division teams twice and three other divisions in full...

i agree wid da :mojo:. n da games abroad need to be less gay.

[KenKill75]

No, you limp dicks.

[dionysusolympus]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4650.jpg

[KenKill75]

Penalty. Overuse of picture. 10 yards. 4th down.

[Keith Moon]

Stop it.

[dionysusolympus]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4688.jpg

[Da Rafsta]

Quit hatin' KenSquid!

[Da Rafsta]

this is good from the standpoint that Vick doesn't get hurt considerably during meaningless games. Like this...he'd get his hass handed to him during more meaningful ones...

[jazz]

i wish they would make the regular season 20 games, but i understand why the preseason games are important for evaluative purposes (necessary evil :sarcasm:). in that case, i'm all for shortening the preseason to two games and stretching the regular out to 18 games.

It makes sense; that way you can play your division teams twice and three other divisions in full...

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_4778.jpg

[MojoFearsSatan]

No, you limp dicks.

We're the limp dicks for thinking players should man up and play more meaningful games? They're not extending the season, just saying they can play two more.

I think it's so there can be a team that goes 1-17 or 0-18 so Detroit can celebrate not being the worst team ever.

[bleuMadonna]

i wish they would make the regular season 20 games, but i understand why the preseason games are important for evaluative purposes (necessary evil :sarcasm:). in that case, i'm all for shortening the preseason to two games and stretching the regular out to 18 games.


This.

[jazz]

This.
although being a selfish bastard, i would keep the preseason as it is and just have a 20-game regular season :joga2:

[sneakypete]

2 Immigrants Murdered Execution-Style at Condo of Former New York Jets Player


NEW YORK — Investigators suspect two African immigrants slain at a Long Island condo owned by an NFL player may have been killed in retaliation for a fake money scam, police said Tuesday.

Sekou Sakor and Ansu Keita were each shot in the head last week at a vacant condominium in Woodbury, N.Y., owned by Jonathan Vilma. There were no arrests.

The New Orleans Saints linebacker and former New York Jets player was not there at the time and "there's no indication that he was involved," Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said.

A lawyer for Vilma said his client "was as shocked as anyone" by news of the killings.

"Of course, he has absolutely nothing to do with this crime and will do everything possible to help the police solve it," said attorney Michael Tein.

Vilma moved out of the home, which is up for sale, in November 2007, the lawyer said.

Police officials said investigators believe the victims may have been mixed up in a so-called "black money" scheme.

Victims are sent e-mails saying that they could receive $100 bills smuggled from overseas — stained black to avoid detection — if they purchase a special chemical to wash it off; what they end up getting is a pile of worthless paper.

It was unclear how Sakor, 31, and Keita, 32, both originally from Liberia, ended up at Vilma's home, where neighbors reported shots fired on Thursday night. Sakor's body was found Friday dumped in Queens; Keita's body was found in Brooklyn.

Kelly said investigators had recovered blood at the Long Island home and evidence of the possible money scam at the Bronx apartment the victims shared.

Police also were seeking to question a relative of Vilma who had access to the condominium, located in a luxury gated development about 13 miles from the Jets' former training camp at Hofstra University.

Nassau County police, who also were investigating, declined comment.

Vilma, who played college football at Miami, joined the Saints last season after four years with the Jets. He was the NFL's Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2004.



:words:

[Pun'KinG']

The rest of the world doesn't collectively give a rat's ass about our version of football. Stop butting in and building stages just so your greasy greedy asses can climb onto them and take up the center portion. :rant:

[MAGO]

Bears gave up too much imo...they'll continue to suck so it won't make a difference

[dionysusolympus]

the Jets can relate.

[MAGO]

:lol: ...... :smack: !.... :what: ...

[jazz]

Bears gave up too much imo...they'll continue to suck so it won't make a difference
but MAGO's not bitter or anything..

[MAGO]

i :wii: lly wanted him!!!!!!!!! :crying: !!!!!!!!

[Da Rafsta]

:hurryup: I got to Cockatoo!

[MAGO]

Raf, call the Texans and tell them to send Schaub to the Jets :up:

[jazz]

i :wii: lly wanted him!!!!!!!!! :crying: !!!!!!!!
i bet you did.

i.e. :couch:

[Da Rafsta]

Raf, call the Texans and tell them to send Schaub to the Jets :up:
2 1st rounders, a 4th and Trent Edwards and you get Schaub and Orlovsky or no deal...:shake:

[jazz]

it's a deal, MAGO. take it.

:what:

[MAGO]

:hmmm: ...Edwards is on the Bills nilla....you need some ESPN in yo life! :what:

[Da Rafsta]

:doitfag:

[MAGO]

how bout we send you an autographed jersey of Ken O'brien for Schaub? :innocent:

[Da Rafsta]

3 way deal...and an autographed jersey from Unitas...from his glory days in N.Y. :krazy:

[MAGO]

i'll get back to you....

[Da Rafsta]

time is money...

[MAGO]

mucho trabajo poco dinero :MAGO4:

[Da Rafsta]

Muchas putas, pocitos pesos... :mexican:

[sneakypete]

stop it, the both of you.