Sarah Jessica Parker

[jazz]

could anyone tell me why this bitch thinks she's hot?

[phi]

:lol:

Can't help you with that. But could you share with us why you don't like her? :blink:

[Ryan]

because she's lame

[Nostawen]

could anyone tell me why this bitch thinks she's hot?

Because stupid sycophant journalists say so

[bdf]

could anyone tell me why this bitch thinks she's hot?

Cause she has more money than we'll ever see? Just a guess.

[spinnin'dervish]

MAYBE

becuase she slept with everybody but apc fans

but personally i think it is her left eye it slightly larger than the eat-west one

[greg]

could anyone tell me why this bitch thinks she's hot?
I can't help ya there. I think she's fugly and annoying.

[bleuMadonna]

She's a shitty actress, too. I don't know how she keeps getting roles.

[iha]

could anyone tell me why this bitch thinks she's hot?

haha

because she was on a show entitled "Sex in the City"

[bdf]

She's a shitty actress, too.

Always has been.

[Parabola7001]

Always has been.
:laughing:

[bdf]

Is it not true? :haha:

[Parabola7001]

yeah its true :wink:

[bdf]

:twisted:

[Parabola7001]

your the devil!

[bdf]

But of course. :twisted:

[kris46and2]

i wouldnt with ryans dick

[Ryan]

you love my dick

[kris46and2]

:greenwink

[Ryan]

:ninja:













































:wink:

[B]

disease ridden.

[jazz]

:lol:

Can't help you with that. But could you share with us why you don't like her? :blink:
i don't like her because she thinks she's hot. i think she's really fugly.

oh yeah, and she does gap commercials.

[greg]

she also thinks she's funny :jerk:

[DeadOhioSky]

shes got no talent. no talent

[Col]

I'd bone her. just so I could say I boned a vampire slayer.

[jazz]

check your pm, col.

[spinnin'dervish]

I'd bone her. just so I could say I boned a vampire slayer.

is she from sex and the city or does that have vampires too

[EtchedInCold]

she looks like dee snyder

[iha]

is she from sex and the city or does that have vampires too

i thought she was just on sex and the city.

[Col]

I'm thinking of Sarah Michelle Geller. fuck it there all the same.

I'd bone Sarah Michelle Geller. I wouldn't fuckin' tough Sarah Jessica Parker.

[DeadOhioSky]

thank god, you had me worried there col

[MatronBaenre]

could anyone tell me why this bitch thinks she's hot?
:lmao: I've been wondering that for a long time.

[jazz]

she looks like dee snyder
exactly! :ha:

[spinnin'dervish]

:owned: :haha: :lol: :drool:



I'm thinking of Sarah Michelle Geller. fuck it there all the same.

I'd bone Sarah Michelle Geller. I wouldn't fuckin' tough Sarah Jessica Parker.

[greg]

hang on.................yep, she's still annoying, fugly, and not funny.

skank

[jazz]

Gap drops SJP

GLAMOROUS Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker is said to be less than impressed after being replaced as the face of Gap.

In the same week SJP's new spring campaign for the label hit TV screens and magazines in the US, teenage singer Joss Stone was named to front the summer collection.
The latest ads show the New York style icon getting ready for a day out on the town while singing Broadway hit Enjoy Being a Girl.

The spring campaign was the third consecutive season SJP appeared for Gap.

"Sarah's spring campaign for Gap has only just started and she felt the announcement of her replacement in the same week that the new ads are appearing is a bit of a snub," one friend said.

"Joss is not only a teenager, she's also a virtual unknown. Had her replacement been a big star, perhaps Sarah wouldn't have minded so much."

Industry reports suggest the replacement is seen as closer to the Gap demographic.

Other celebrities featured in past Gap campaigns include Jada Pinkett Smith, Jessica Alba, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Vartan and Peter Krause.

[KenKill75]

With the schnozz on that chicks face, I just cant help but be repulsed by her.

[bigisy]

errrr who is she?!

[jazz]

some bitch who's out of the job.

oh yeah, and she has a really fucked up nose too.

[greg]

:nelson: skank

[KenKill75]

But I bet she could suck the chrome off a doorknob :bj:

[jazz]

But I bet she could suck the chrome off a doorknob :bj:
well, she is on tv. :shrug2:

[Agent]

personally i think she looked sexy in that gap commercial with the pink shit and what not. sex and the city for life.

[Hailo]

i don't like her because she thinks she's hot. i think she's really fugly.

oh yeah, and she does gap commercials.


I freaking hate the new spring gap commerical!!!!URRRRRRG but she is SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO LLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!:argh:

[jazz]

personally i think she looked sexy in that gap commercial with the pink shit and what not. sex and the city for life.

you know why? she kept moving around and waving her hair around, not giving your eyes (or your :penis:) enough time to formulate an opinion on her.

[Hailo]

:bump:

[MAGO]

have she ever done any nude scenes?

[Hailo]

I don't think they have stick porn do they?

[KenKill75]

I don't think they have stick porn do they?


They have every kind of pron you could possibly imagine...even some you cant imagine :eek2:

[Hailo]

:twisted:


What up bdf?

[paygee]

I freaking hate the new spring gap commerical!!!!URRRRRRG but she is SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO LLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!:argh:
and every other commercial right? commercials :bash:

[Hailo]

:yes:

[paygee]

do your part, kill a celebrity.

[jazz]

and every other commercial right? commercials :bash:

especially radio commercials. they tend to be more obnoxious since they're only heard.

[Hailo]

Thats why I love sirus Sat. Radio

[paygee]

i never listen to the radio.

[Hailo]

do your part, kill a celebrity.


:whistle2: No not me. :ontome:

[jazz]

i sort of have to. i work all day and not having something to listen to would make me pull a nanner.

[paygee]

Thats why I love sirus Sat. Radio
" you can cuss on sirius, no shit because no one will hear me."

[paygee]

i sort of have to. i work all day and not having something listen to would make me pull a nanner.
you cant listen to anything but the radio?

[jazz]

what else is there? the copier on the other side of my cubicle?

[iha]

this is an old thread

[jazz]

this a recent post.

[paygee]

what else is there? the copier on the other side of my cubicle?
i dont know, cd's..

[jazz]

i dont know, cd's..

nah, i hate not being able to blast my music. i leave that for my car or for when i get home. plus, i enjoy talk radio/classic rock, i just hate wading through the commercials in between.

[paygee]

nah, i hate not being able to blast my music. i leave that for my car or for when i get home. plus, i enjoy talk radio/classic rock, i just hate wading through the commercials in between.
hah, i see

[Bruce]

could anyone tell me why this bitch thinks she's hot?

I'd jerk off to a picture of another chick and then shoot my load onto her hair and nose. :byrche:

[MAGO]

she's hott..

[james]

I used to think she was, now err.. wtf?

[Joga]

"Sarah Jessica Parker's famous and she looks like a foot!"

or something like that. I *heart* Family Guy.

[Keith Moon]

- She's a female version of Skeletor.

[MAGO]

i would love to be the sausage in her buns.....




































:clap2: !!

[dionysusolympus]

:rawr:

[jazz]

i'll tell you this about sarah...if we were stranded on an island and she was the only chick available, she'd look realllllllllllllllllllllllly good.

what, that's not a compliment? :huh:

[Pun'KinG']

Jazz is going to fuck a foot.

:jazz::lolook:

[jazz]

better than sticking your dick in a coconut :what:

[Bruce]

That's a tough one. And I hate coconut.

:uhhh:

[jazz]

it's nice and fleshy inside :shrug4:

[HibouxDuFromage]

Rough and hairy on the outside, nice and fleshy inside. If I was stuck on a deserted island with Sarah Jessica Parker, sooner or later I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. I'd fuck the coconut and get it over with.

[jazz]

i'd add a little bit of seaweed just to mix things up every now and then. :MAGO:

[HibouxDuFromage]

mmmm seaweed. I bet Sarah Jessica Parker's coochie smells like salmon. Sushi anyone?

[Joga]

Too far, Hibbie. Too far. :yuck:

[MAGO]

:hungry:

[Agent]

sjp = the bomb.

[KenKill75]

sjp = the bomb.

I guess, if a big schnozz and flapjack titties are your thing..

[dionysusolympus]

:gregmago: :tits: :qmark:

[Agent]

I guess, if a big schnozz and flapjack titties are your thing..
sjp still the bomb. sam, carrie, miranda, charlotte ftw

[KenKill75]

Her pussy probably doubles as a meat grinder.

[Agent]

tha bomb!

[MAGO]

i'm horny :innocent:

[KenKill75]

i'm a horny toad

*Fixodent

[Bruce]

I bet Ferris Bueller pukes in her pussy.

[KenKill75]

I was at my brother's on Sunday and he was flipping through the channels and the dude that played Parker Lewis was in some cheesy movie called Mansquito. lol.

[Bruce]

Parker Lewis did his best work on Stargate.

[dionysusolympus]

Parker Lewis did his best work on Paris Hilton.

-fuxxed.

[HibouxDuFromage]

Too far, Hibbie. Too far. :yuck:

Just because you don't like seafood doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy some raw salmon left in the sun for three days wrapped in feta cheese and seaweed.

[orangeanemone]

Because a lot of women around the world think so.


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[jazz]

Sarah-Jessica voted unsexiest (http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/bpeopleb-sarah-jessica-named-the-worlds-unsexiest-woman/2007/10/25/1192941197370.html) :lmao:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/25/parker_narrowweb__300x457,0.jpg

:cringe:

[paygee]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/sarah1SPL0808_468x640.jpg

[Ryan]

:barf:

[Trizzak]

Sarah-Jessica voted unsexiest (http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/bpeopleb-sarah-jessica-named-the-worlds-unsexiest-woman/2007/10/25/1192941197370.html) :lmao:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/25/parker_narrowweb__300x457,0.jpg

:cringe:


I agree with that entire list

[Ryan]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_1570.jpg

[jazz]

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23401789-10388,00.html

Parker, 43, has had a hard time dealing with the news that men do not find her as attractive as advertisers do, claiming the result of the Maxim poll was "brutal" and also affected her husband, actor Matthew Broderick.

wah.

[Keith Moon]

Good.

[Trizzak]

OMG guys! SJP is an inspiration to all women because...you know...she did that show...and, you know....other things...

Stop being so cruel!

[sneakypete]

I hate that stupid bitch and that piece of shit show she romps around promoting. It is a waste of time and money and promotes negative standards. DIE!

[Bruce]

And she's like really ugly too.

[KenKill75]

THIS JUST IN:

Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly.

[greg]

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23401789-10388,00.html



wah.

:kleenex:

[Bruce]

Even ugly people have feelings, Greg.





:phi:

[Keith Moon]

:horseface:

[Bruce]

Shut up. You're ugly too.

[paygee]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/sarah1SPL0808_468x640.jpg

body builders are gross

[jazz]

I hate that stupid bitch and that piece of shit show she romps around promoting. It is a waste of time and money and promotes negative standards. DIE!
i'm very impressed, sneaky :clap:

body builders are gross
yuckers

[Joga]

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23401789-10388,00.html



wah.

:kleenex:

:waaaaahmbulance:

[jazz]

http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

:spit: