Teh thread awww shit, son

[kris46and2]

yeah i want a post haven

so how about it .... post ...




we gotta deal. ..

[bdf]

Teh thread, YAYZ0RZ!!! :smoke:

[chilifoot]

give in to the post demon

[bdf]

Mwahahahahahahahaha!! :twisted:

[chilifoot]

there is no escape....

[bdf]

Peril awaits all ye who enter here...

Or something. :loon:

[EvAn]

:guitarist

[bdf]

:drums: :guitarist :cool:

[kris46and2]

some day i will walk away and say you dissapoint me

maybe you're better of this way


w0rd

[Hailo]

Post whoring at your service

[bdf]

Post whoring at your service

Joo got it.

Hiiiiii, Hailo! :xmas:

[kris46and2]

hey hey hey


... u cant get many replies on a page nowadays

[bdf]

hey hey hey


... u cant get many replies on a page nowadays

Go to your User Control Panel and then go to Edit Options--the posts per page is about 1/2 down.

buuuuuuuung :xmas:

[kris46and2]

thats better :cheers:

[bdf]

Coooool. :shades2:

[jims]

awwwww shit son, i gotta shit

[bdf]

awwwww shit son, i gotta shit

Well, you ARE on teh toliet seat.... :shit:

[kris46and2]

wash your hands

[bdf]

Definitely.

[jims]

cool like sheep in the oven

[Hailo]

Joo got it.

Hiiiiii, Hailo! :xmas:

Hey, Biatches, hows you doing?

[paygee]

Hey, Biatches, hows you doing?
:happy:

[toolgemini]

:devil:

[JTMoney]

ummm k peeps

[DeadOhioSky]

hello again hello

[chilifoot]

i'm not even here right now.......

[Parabola7001]

i'm not even here right now.......
no? then where are you?

[toolgemini]

no? then where are you?
there

look yonder para

[bdf]

:ninja:

[jims]

awwww motherfuck it all, ok

[Hailo]

awwww motherfuck it all, ok
kay

[jims]

cool

[Hailo]

floatin

[jims]

drowning

[Hailo]

drowning


Saving Jimbo

[bdf]

Noooooo, save Jimbooooo... :frown:

[jims]

holding on

[Hailo]

holding on


Giving Jims mouth to mouth resusitation..

[bdf]

holding on

:smile:

[jims]

*coughs and spits up water*

[bdf]

*gives you CPR* :red:

[jims]

*dies, due to being alive and breathing whilst having cpr performed, floats up above it all and says...* "thanks" :confused3

[bdf]

D'oh!!! :loon:

[Hailo]

*dies, due to being alive and breathing whilst having cpr performed, floats up above it all and says...* "thanks" :confused3
oops, Sorry jims, We love you

[bdf]

oops, Sorry jims, We love you

:nod: :inlove:

[jims]

stitch up my emptyness

[bdf]

*hug*

[Hailo]

:kiss:

[JTMoney]

can i join
jk

[Parabola7001]

i touch myself at night

[bdf]

can i join
jk

:insecure:

[jims]

:eek:

[Hailo]

i touch myself at night

I scratched my ass last night

[jims]

i follow you around in the office

[Hailo]

i follow you around in the office

ok your scaring me


*slowly turns to make sure still alone*

[jims]

*hug Attack!!!*

[Hailo]

*hug Attack!!!*

HEHE!HEHE!

:rolling:

[jims]

:halo:
*tickle attack!!!*

[Hailo]

:halo:
*tickle attack!!!*


NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!:rolling: :haha:

[EtchedInCold]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!:rolling: :haha:
just play dead, he'll either give up or take advantage...

[Hailo]

:haha: :haha:

[chilifoot]

oh my dear shit!

[Hailo]

:insecure:

[chilifoot]

just keeping you on your toes.......

[Hailo]

:blink:

[bdf]

*hug Attack!!!*

Raaaaaaaaaaaaar!!! :inlove:

[jims]

something is missing here. dont know what it is.

[bdf]

something is missing here. dont know what it is.

Hmmm.....you and Hailo atm.... :(

[jims]

there is an emptyness....a hole....some sort of gap

[chilifoot]

there is an emptyness....a hole....some sort of gap
do you have your head between your legs again?

[jims]

nah,not this time

[chilifoot]

nah,not this time
rrrrrrrrrrright

[jims]

lllllllllleft

[Col]

inbetweeeeeeen

[jims]

so tired.
gotta do xmas shopping on xmas eve :rolleyes2

[adamfool]

hehe good old xmas shopping, i only finished today :greenwink

[Ellen Degenerate]

i finished shopping days ago :capt:

[adamfool]

grr at you organised person :nod:

[bdf]

I might have to pick up some things later on today myself. Oy, the craziness. :rolleyes2 :who:

[jims]

hehe good old xmas shopping, i only finished today :greenwink

all done!!woooo. so i bought myself two presents,which i wrapped up. i got fight club and snatch on dvd. they were both 9.99..usually they are 22. and got all sorts for my aunt,uncle,cousin and me mam :happy:
now i sit back....relax...eat some fish and chips later...and wait for it.
i love seeing thier faces when they see what i got them :happy: priceless

[Ryan]

snatch on dvd

best. movie. ever.

http://members.liwest.at/dvd/oliver/bricktop.jpg

[jims]

yes :capt:

[Ryan]

goodie gumdrops.

[pappa roach]

do you have your head between your legs again?........................LMAO

eggcellent Chilli......... :lol:

[jims]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww its xmas :monkey:

[kris46and2]

aww shit son

[adamfool]

best. movie. ever.

http://members.liwest.at/dvd/oliver/bricktop.jpg
my next door neighbour looks EXACTLY the same as him..... he doesn't have any pigs though...

[Nostawen]

Hmm, it would be pretty scary to have a neighbor that looks like fuckin Bricktop

[adamfool]

Hmm, it would be pretty scary to have a neighbor that looks like fuckin Bricktop
it would be ...if he wasnt such a funny funny guy :lol:

[Nostawen]

Well, Bricktop was funny too, in his own kind of way!

[adamfool]

true, but he's not funny in the murderous way..

[kris46and2]

i must keep reminding myself of this

[Ryan]

be le patient.

[Ellen Degenerate]

yay the patient :capt:

[Ryan]

tool bores me.

[Ellen Degenerate]

:what:

[Ryan]

however, considering the current state of www.toolband.com it seems likely that i will be less bored with them in a few weeks time. it looks like they're updating the website with (crossing our fingers) new album details and a hot new look. it has to happen sooner or later, why not now?

[jims]

touched your hand on a sunday morning
wasnt quite the same as saturday.
it felt so cold.
show me what this can me
i'll run, i'll run
somewhere away from here.
woke up beside you on a monday
got up and got washed
but you stayed in bed.
i'll run, i'll run
far away from this mistake

[jims]

it sucks when she has to go

[adamfool]

mm bop, da ba doo bop :shit:

[jims]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeyes of a fallen angel

[adamfool]

asss of a monkey?

[jims]

the press liek to refer to me as metal moses

[adamfool]

the press liek to refer to me as metal moses
i think you'll find that, unless your name is Mark Hunter..you're lying :lol:

[jims]

i think you'll find that, unless your name is Mark Hunter..you're lying :lol:

0o0o0o..someone knows ;) :up:

[adamfool]

0o0o0o..someone knows ;) :up:
:nod: they're playing tomorrow :drool:

[jims]

dont remind me :(

[adamfool]

*intentionally doesnt mention the ticket he has upstairs*
:smile:

[jims]

you fuck :mad:

[adamfool]

what you talking about..i never mentioned anything :lol:



sorry

[bdf]

Is this a test? It has to be.

[phi]

Otherwise I can't go ooooonnn...

[bdf]

:nod:

[jims]

what you talking about..i never mentioned anything :lol:



sorry

hope you enjoy it :cheers:

[kris46and2]

butt plug

[paygee]

butt plug
sorry, i forgot you wanted that for xmas, im such a horrible friend!

[chilifoot]

oh my shit!

[paygee]

oh my shit!
o my damnnnnn



whaaa-hhaappenddd

[chilifoot]

i don't wanna do my work....

[jims]

its good when that happens :hmm:

[B]

chilislip?

[paygee]

i don't wanna do my work....
i gotta weal wed wagon

[chilifoot]

i don't think so!!!!

[kris46and2]

sorry, i forgot you wanted that for xmas, im such a horrible friend!
its comin through the post right?

[jims]

kris....sirk!!!! i got confused...man...i did

[paygee]

its comin through the post right?
fo shizzle

[kris46and2]

yay000rzzz

[bdf]

moop

[jims]

i touched..... i toooouched....i.......touched......yours

[Col]

I touch myself.
*touches his elbow*
*touches his knee*
I touch myself.

[jims]

self improvement is masturbation

[Hailo]

workin out all the glitches

[jims]

as always :jerk2:

[Hailo]

:jerk:

[jims]

:jerk:
yeah, did that few mins ago...anyways, i depart,stay frosty :blink:

[Hailo]

No, where you going?

[Col]

I scream for ice cream

[Hailo]

:blink:

[Col]

make love, not war.

[B]

dont forget the lube.

[adamfool]

i never knew you needed lube to make war.... :tongue2:

[B]

just filling up my share of the quota. :up:

[Col]

i never knew you needed lube to make war.... :tongue2:
and laxative!

[adamfool]

and laxative!
and 14 inch monster dildos?



i saw chimaira again last night...mark hunter has no dreads!!!!! :eek:

[B]

:shit:

[Col]

bastard shaved his dreads? idiot.

14 inch monster black dildos!

and rubber balloons in the shape of johnnys

[B]

and fleshlights.

[adamfool]

bastard shaved his dreads? idiot.

14 inch monster black dildos!

and rubber balloons in the shape of johnnys

yep, he's bald :lol:

[B]

baldness is heriditary.

[Col]

I Am The Clit Master!

[B]

I dont be ticklin' or nothin.

[kris46and2]

buuuung

[B]

ooh, snap.

[jims]

No, where you going?
i showered, had some food, and watched a bit of tv :capt:

[B]

throw away your television.

[kris46and2]

I just watched man utd we won, yo

[jims]

I just watched man utd we won, yo

boro won 2 - 0 :biggrin:

still 5th!

[kris46and2]

we be third now

[jims]

middlesbrough vs manchester united
boxing day
:nod:

[B]

lame fanboys.

[kris46and2]

lame fanboys.
you can both pipe down

[jims]

lame fanboys.

shu the fuck up cunt. nothign wrong with liking something

[B]

especially when you have no influence :lick:

[jims]

you what?

[B]

huh, whaaa?

[jims]

i know

[B]

you intrigue me.

[jims]

right

[B]

left is better.

[bdf]

you can both pipe down

:hand: :ha:

[jims]

:hand: :ha:

teh poot, ya :wine:

[B]

:cheers:

[bdf]

teh poot, ya :wine:

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung

[jims]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung

chuuuuuuuuuung like a motherfucker chuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnng

[bdf]

:cheeky:

[jims]

*slips and falls*

[bdf]

Careful there, Jimbo-san. :loon:

[jims]

aaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :eek:

[bdf]

:lol:

[jims]

shall i watch snatch or pulp fiction today.....

[bdf]

shall i watch snatch or pulp fiction today.....

Pulp Fiction. :nod:

[jims]

choice good...now if only i can get some "alone time" !!!

[bdf]

choice good...now if only i can get some "alone time" !!!

OooooooO0o0o0o0o0o0.....I'll distract your mam and aunt so youse can watch teh movie. :loon:

[jims]

fucking nice one

[bdf]

fucking nice one

Ok.......wait for it......and......

NOW!!!!

*distraction*

O0o0o0o0o0o, look at the pretty things in that window across the street..... :haha:

[jims]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! dont do that!!!

[bdf]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! dont do that!!!

But but but......I was only trying to help..... :frown:

[jims]

aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww




well...anyways...im off like the queen, stay frosty kidda :monkey:

[bdf]

aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww




well...anyways...im off like the queen, stay frosty kidda :monkey:

Stay gold, Jimbo boy! :cool:

[Ryan]

ciao jimmah! <3

[B]

happy trails. :wave:

[jims]

ruuuuuuuuuby

[bdf]

moop

[jims]

we will ride the tulip till the end

[B]

http://floater.ai-servers.com/images/smiles/gaytard.gif

[jims]

armpits all around me

[Hailo]

watch out for BO

It's a killer!

[jims]

:dead: yucky

[Hailo]

:nod:

[B]

:huh:

[jims]

:nod:

:capt:

[jims]

Happy New Year! says:
oh man me sis and i watched like 3 episodes of the osbournes
Happy New Year! says:
my sis is addicted to it now
in my nothing says:
shes too young to watch that
in my nothing says:
be fucking responsible
Happy New Year! says:
hahahahaha
Happy New Year! says:
why?
in my nothing says:
shes like, young

[Col]

the osbournes....pooey

[adamfool]

:lmao: poop scooper

[kris46and2]

happy new year everybodddy

[adamfool]

and you kris

[kris46and2]

i went as darth vadar to nyes party last night :cheers:http://photobucket.com/albums/v286/whoshelen/?action=view&current=darthvadakris.jpg

[Col]

and you Kris. ...not you adam. fuck you with a barge pole. :nod: yah i said it!

[adamfool]

you have a lightsaber shaped penis from the looks of that picture... :confused3

[kris46and2]

what of it ...

haha

errr darth vadar doesnt have to answer that

[adamfool]

and you Kris. ...not you adam. fuck you with a barge pole. :nod: yah i said it!
:shocked: but i don't want to be fucked with a barge pole..that lightsaber looks far more appealing.... of course i'd much rather a simple happy new year :lol:

[kris46and2]

your too far in now

[adamfool]

damn nabbit

[Col]

crappy new year

[adamfool]

crappy new year
literally :shocked:

[Col]

you know so
mojo jojo

[adamfool]

icky! :lmao:

[Col]

licky my dicky

[adamfool]

not now col, i'm busy dammit! you always interupt my private time :frog:

[Col]

you have no private time. you have licking time and you have dicking time. you have NO private time. get out of my sight! :blink:

[adamfool]

haha....if i get out of your sight i cant do licky! gutted!

[Col]

foiled again! DRAT!

[adamfool]

mwah ha! :ninja:

[Col]

It's way past your bedtime Adam, go to sleep! [/Adam's Mommy]

[adamfool]

adam's mommy's already asleep :haha:

[Col]

it's now day 2 of 2005 and I must say...05 sucks. although I was talking with a hot argentinian girl and a fat german tonight.

[adamfool]

at the same time? thats rather interesting...so far in 2005 i haven't got out of my dressing down...i'm a lazy fucker :smoke:

[Col]

yep at the same time. and I had to stop talking to a mexican girl to keep up with the other two.
lazying around in your dressing GOWN is fun! all you're missing is a beer can and a bag of potatoe chips

[adamfool]

oh yes...you spotted my intentional mistake....ahem.....

i have the crisps, but the beer is in the fridge...too far away!

aww, i bet the mexican girl was most upset :lol:

[Col]

nah. I blocked her ass. *thanks Bill Gates for the Blocking button*

[adamfool]

haha ibet she was upset..crying into her keyboard....

[Col]

I hope not. she'd probably get electricuted!

[adamfool]

her painful death..all your fault col!

[Col]

all because I wanted to flirt with an Argentinian. sheesh I'm sooo insensitive. :twisted:

[adamfool]

definately :lol: heartless bitch!

[Col]

and on that cracker of a note. I'm retreating to my bedroom to fall asleep while watching my new Pearl Jam - Live At The Garden dvd

[adamfool]

g'night old man :cake:

[jims]

“I don’t look upon this like it’s the end, I look upon it like it’s moving on you know. It’s almost like my work here’s done. I can’t imagine Jesus going ‘Oh, I’ve told a few people in Bethlehem I’m the son of God, can I just stay here with Mum and Dad now?’ No. You gotta move on. You gotta spread the word. You gotta go to Nazareth, please. And that’s, very much like...me. My world does not end within these four walls, Slough’s a big place. And when I’ve finished with Slough, there’s Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know I’ve got to-Didcott, Yately. You know. My-Winersh, Taplow. Because I am my own boss, I can-Burfield. I can wake up one morning and go ‘Ooh, I don’t feel like working today, can I just stay in bed?’ ‘Ooh, don’t know, better ask the boss.’ ‘David can I stay in bed all day?’ ‘Yes you can David.’ Both me, that’s not me in bed with another bloke called David.”

[bdf]

reeeeeeeeee :hat:

[adamfool]

the world famous dildo hat :bang:

[bdf]

Only teh best for teh thread. :capt:

[adamfool]

this is true, wouldnt want it to be given substandard sexual items...such as a dildo finger puppet for example

[bdf]

:ontome:

[adamfool]

exactly :nod:

[bdf]

:insecure:

[adamfool]

:frown:

[bdf]

:twisted:

[adamfool]

:laughing: :ps: eek

[bdf]

:cube: :hand: :frog:

[Col]

:bang: