Oxymorons

[Parabola7001]

what are some

[Ryan]

straight burningsosobra.

[phi]

From a forwarded message I got:

Top 35 Oxymorons

35. Military Intelligence

34. Legally drunk

33. Exact estimate

32. Act naturally

31. Found missing

30. Resident alien

29. Peace Force

28. Airline food

27. Good grief

26. Government organization

25. Sanitary landfill

24. Alone together

23. Small crowd

22. Business ethics

21. Soft rock

20. Butt head

19. Military intelligence

18. Sweet sorrow

17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)

16. "Now, then ..."

15. Passive aggression

14. Clearly misunderstood

13. Peace force

12. Extinct life

11. Plastic glasses

10. Terribly pleased

9. Computer security

8. Political science

7. Tight slacks

6. Definite maybe

5. Pretty ugly

4. Rap music

3. Working vacation

2. Religious tolerance



And the number one Oxymoron....

1. Microsoft Works

[Parabola7001]

straight burningsosobra.
:haha:

[Ryan]

:greenwink

[Parabola7001]

Here is a list
Act naturally

Found missing

Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Airline food

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Government organisation

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

British fashion

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt head

Military intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

New classic

Sweet sorrow

Childproof

"Now, then..."

Synthetic natural gas

Christian scientists

Passive aggression

Recorded live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct life

Temporary tax increase

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice-cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Microsoft works

Well-behaved children

Good boy

College football student athletes

Strangely familiar

Jumbo shrimp

Happy birthday

Always never the same

Inside out

A reasonable degree of certainty

Deeply superficial

Until then

Civil war

Happily married

Postal service

Liquid air

Never say never

Freezer burn

Bottoms up

Non-dairy creamer

Evaporated milk

Deafening silence

Extra time

Unacceptable solution

Sure bet

Fuzzy Logic

'This page intentionally left blank'

Back to the future

Commonsense

Safe sex

True story

Hell's angels

United nations

Wholesome

Detailed summary

Clown

Platonic love affair

Escaped prisoner

Very unique

True lies

The following sentence is false.
The preceeding sentence is true.

Boneless chicken

All generalizations are false... including this one

Compellingly liberating.

Perfect man

Vegetarian food.

Plastic silverware

Conventional wisdom

Bitter sweet

Grown man

Profoundly shallow

Unselfish people

Acceptable Losses

Absolutely not

Content person

Fresh frozen

Ill Health

Creation science

Goddamn

Free sex

Understanding woman

Once again

Self-help group

Oddly normal

Liquid paper

Oversleep

Cold sweat

Techno music

Quantum leap

Dry ice

Marital bliss

Profoundly stupid

Catfish

Scientology

Doing nothing

Weight loss

New and improved

Original copy

Virtual reality

Constant change

See-saw

Los Angeles (City of Angels)

Whole piece

Random order

Innocent bystander

Sunshade

Holy war

Blank expression

Wall Street

Monopoly

Free speech

Sun bathing

Non-alcoholic beer

Unbiased opinion

Cat owner

Political correctness

Water vapour

Mercy killing

Wireless cable

Friendly fire

Will have

Minor disaster

[Pudie]

good limp bizkit

[greg]

emotive pleasing

[B]

hetero-ryan

smartass

taking a shit

openminded

eyes wide shut

[greg]

ice water

[B]

dickhead

[greg]

*reports post*

[B]

pussy cat :owned:

[Ryan]

hetero-ryan

smartass

taking a shit

openminded

eyes wide shut

:jerk2:

[bleuMadonna]

Central Intelligence Agency

[DeadOhioSky]

your an oxi-moron!

[EvAn]

Microsoft Works
:lmao:

[greg]

beaver penis

[DeadOhioSky]

your a beaver-penis!

[greg]

:moped:

[Tzarina]

Lisha Happy

[Jonesy]

awful good

Pretty ugly

big old baby...

[The Judas Cow]

encircling.us morningcrew

[jazz]

ouch. i'm here all the time, so i know that wasn't directed at me. :wink:

here's one i thought of...amy smart. yummy though. :nod:

[Tzarina]

...amy smart.
:lmao:

[Tzarina]

Did no one notice my user title? :hmmm:

Since it is SUPPOSED to be an oxymoron? :monty:

[EtchedInCold]

encircling.us morningcrew :bird: :dotus: :beat:


:ontome:

[dionysusolympus]

:kenkill: is an oxymoron.

[Joga]

Dio is a moron.

[jazz]

iced tea snapple

[KenKill75]

No Jazz

[dionysusolympus]

welcome back, P7!

got any more stories to tell us?

[KenKill75]

only that you're gay :dio2:

[dionysusolympus]

you're gayer than me.

(and p7 is gayer than euphongay).

[KenKill75]

nuh uh!