Tennis

[Heath]

Does anyone actually like watching tennis? I never did until about a year ago, but it's actually pretty cool. Especially that Sharapova chick :wink:

And actually getting off my ass and playing isn't too bad either.

[PaperStreet]

I like tennis.

I like watching it.

Watch yourself though, when the chicks are playing, someone might walk in disappointed.

See, cause it sound like porn. lolz

Otherwise, playing tennis is fuckin' hard.

[Heath]

Playing isn't too hard, but I'm not good. Pretty much just do it for fun to dick around with friends.

Sharapova and Williams are playing in two hours I think. :yay:

[Heath]

Mother fucker, already on rain delay :sad:

[MAGO]

i only watch it when Serena has something tight on....oh and Sharapova can get it too... :hungry:

[Heath]

Still on a rain delay. Over an hour now. The Sharapova match is never going to get started at this rate.

[MAGO]

is it the semi's already? or are they still in the early part of the tournament??

[Heath]

Semis.

[MAGO]

Sharapova is a hott chick....when i win the mega millions(lotto) i think i'll invite out for a night at white castle!

[jazz]

i don't like watching it, but i love playing it. i also dig the videogame version (top spin) on the xbox.

[KenKill75]

i only watch it when Serena has something tight on....oh and Sharapova can get it too... :hungry:


The Williams sisters are ugly beasts, especially Venus. She gives me nausea.

[jazz]

The Williams sisters are ugly beasts, especially Venus. She gives me nausea.

put a paper bag over serena's face and i'll go to town on that.

:hump:

[MAGO]

The Williams sisters are ugly beasts, especially Venus. She gives me nausea.

Serena has a real nice body....sitting here imagining the waves on that ass while doggystyle is getting me excited.....

[Heath]

Nobody will ever be as hot as Anna.

[jazz]

Serena has a real nice body....sitting here imagining the waves on that ass while doggystyle is getting me excited.....

i doubt she'll have too many waves considering how in-shape she is, but talk to me again after she's been out of tennis for 5 years or so.

[KenKill75]

Im more of a face guy, but ok, im down with the paper bag idea. But i'll fuck her extra hard, hoping to cause injury since in the back of my mind i'll know I dont like her. :yikes:

[MAGO]

Nobody will ever be as hot as Anna.


Martina was another one that could get 17 seconds of passion from me....

[MAGO]

i doubt she'll have too many waves considering how in-shape she is, but talk to me again after she's been out of tennis for 5 years or so.


your back might have to be up against the wall, she might knock you off the bed with those tidal waves...

[jazz]

your back might have to be up against the wall, she might knock you off the bed with those tidal waves...

i wouldn't mind her hopping on me and trying to break it off. :lick:

[MAGO]

i wouldn't mind her hopping on me and trying to break it off. :lick:


i love the "bronco billy"...for those that don't know it's when you got your girl doggystyle and you say her sisters name.....try to stay on! :lol:

[jazz]

i love the "bronco billy"...for those that don't know it's when you got your girl doggystyle and you say her sisters name.....try to stay on! :lol:

LMAO!!!!

[KenKill75]

i love the "bronco billy"...for those that don't know it's when you got your girl doggystyle and you say her sisters name.....try to stay on! :lol:


:lmao: :roflmao:

[MAGO]

:MAGO2:

[jazz]

go MAGO, do the nanner, Go MAGO, do the nanner, go, go, go, go...

[Pun'KinG']

:insecure:

[Heath]

Match still isn't on. Two fucking hours.

[jazz]

:insecure:
sorry. i was having a wigger moment for a second there.

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/wigger.jpg

:ontome:

[KenKill75]

I love that neat thing you do with your fingers

[jazz]

west side.

even though i live on the eastern coast of the u.s. and the eastern coast of :florida:

[Heath]

You've hijacked my thread :chucks:

[KenKill75]

The US Open is close to where I live

[iha]

i like watching tennis sometimes.. my dad loves watching tennis.

i used to play tennis for a little while, and took lessons.. but i never really knew how to play right.

I like playing ping pong :smile:

[Heath]

Ever seen professional ping-pong? Wow.

[KenKill75]

Ever seen professional ping-pong? Wow.


They look pretty stupid though :teehee:

[Heath]

But they kick ass man. Being like 30 feet away from the table, and still hitting it.

[iha]

yeah i have. really it's not good for them to get that far back from the table, but most of the time they have to. but the idea is to stay close to the table so you can return it faster, but of course it's harder to hit it back too.

[MAGO]

Forrest is the Michael Jordan of ping-pong....

[iha]

Forrest is the Michael Jordan of ping-pong....
i watched forest gump 2 days ago :haha:

[KenKill75]

Michael Jordan is the Forrest of baseball...

[MAGO]

hey...shit happens :what:

[Heath]

yeah i have. really it's not good for them to get that far back from the table, but most of the time they have to. but the idea is to stay close to the table so you can return it faster, but of course it's harder to hit it back too.

I know, but it's more fun seeing them really far back.

[jazz]

The US Open is close to where I live
what main street are you closest to? when i'm at subway, i'd like to know where you live so i have something to look for when i'm looking at their stupid ny subway map.

you too, MAGO. i'm guessing queens in your case. :what:

[KenKill75]

what main street are you closest to? when i'm at subway, i'd like to know where you live so i have something to look for when i'm looking at their stupid ny subway map.

you too, MAGO. i'm guessing queens in your case. :what:


My subway stop is called 71st - Continental Ave. Forest Hills, in Queens

[MAGO]

i have no subway in my neighborhood, but when you look at a subway map, on the back there should a Long Island Rail Road map and my station is called Rosedale...

[jazz]

so, queens and rosedale. cool.

[MAGO]

if you come into my neighborhood be sure to be wearing running shoes if you're going to tell people that you know me :what:

[jazz]

if you come into my neighborhood be sure to be wearing running shoes if you're going to tell people that you know me :what:

do you really think i'd tell people that i know you, MAGO? c'mon, get real.

[MAGO]

:pink: !!

[KenKill75]

My neighborhood is fooled into thinking im a delightful gentleman. :kenkill:

[Heath]

Three hour delay :suicide:

[jazz]

:pink: !!
^ that's why. anything pink in new york (i assume) is dealt with brutality.

[MAGO]

pink is the "in" color now....

[jazz]

pink is the "in" color now....
...amongst people who get their ass kicked on a daily basis.

[MAGO]

...amongst people who get their ass kicked on a daily basis.


:blackeye:

[dionysusolympus]

:blackeye:

:magodio3:

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.tclangacker.ch/images/Martina%20Hingis.jpg *
http://media.hingis.org/photos/martina-and-anna/post_5_22900_Sydney_01_02_l.jpg

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Ozzy says.....

Try again!

[KenKill75]

I love that first tongue shot :drool:

[Pun'KinG']

:nod:





:drool:





:yes:

[jazz]

:magodio3:

again...

http://www.encircling.us/images/gif/poormago01.gif

[jazz]

I love that first tongue shot :drool:

me too, but her forehead sucks.

[Joga]

Nobody will ever be as hot as Anna.

Yeah, but at least the other girls are actually capable of winning tournaments every once in a while...

Anna's a hot girl who plays tennis.

The other girls are tennis players who happen to be hot.

[EtchedInCold]

i think anna and maria should play a nice match of strip tennis.
yes, that would work out nicely.

[MAGO]

i think anna and maria should play a nice match of strip tennis.
yes, that would work out nicely.



:jerk2:

[Pun'KinG']

me too, but her forehead sucks.

:doh: Thanks a lot Jazz0r. Now you made me scroll back up and take a glance at that huge unattractive dome on her. Now I'll never look at that picture the same way again. I won't be able to just concentrate on the tongue without the "afore- D4nny-mentioned" forehead sneaking it's ugly mug into it. Thanks. No, really. Thanks a lot.

*takes 'Star Jones dose' of Prozac and runs into corner*

:punking:

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/158346/maria_sharapova_008.jpg
http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Sharapova/Sharapova_Images/Sharapova_MySay.03.gif
http://www.athomas.com/photos/blog/031805blog2.jpg
40 Love (http://s05.imagehost.org/0637/Maria-Sharapova_thailand1.jpg)

[KenKill75]

Big Forehead = Good Load Target :ontome:

[Heath]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/38/3206/640/anna_kournikova_beach.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/hhoneycutt/anna1.jpg
:drool:

[PaperStreet]

WINNAR!

[Heath]

:jig:

[Pun'KinG']

It's official then. Martina looks much better when you strap a covering over that chrome dome.

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/celeb/H/Previews/Plans-38453.jpg

[jazz]

...and when you don't focus in on the horse teeth.

neeeeeigh

[MAGO]

with those teeth, that's one chick you'd definetly want to avoid having a "head to head" meeting with.... :what:

[Pun'KinG']

:dammit:, you two.

I can never look at Martina Hingis again.

:crying3:

[MAGO]

:dammit:, you two.

I can never look at Martina Hingis again.

:crying3:


that's ok...we can look at Sharapova...

[jazz]

MAGO represent.

[PaperStreet]

Less ugly bitch, more Kournikova.

http://www.celebs-sex-scenes.com/anna-kournikova/anna-kournikova-sexy-006.jpg

She may have wide shoulders for a broad, but that's what you get with a Russian (tennis player, no doubt), so no complaining.

[jazz]

the first girl i think about when the term 'wide shoulders' is mentioned is morgan webb. if they only reduced them to about half the actual size.

[MAGO]

http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/158346/maria_sharapova_008.jpg
http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Sharapova/Sharapova_Images/Sharapova_MySay.03.gif
http://www.athomas.com/photos/blog/031805blog2.jpg
40 Love (http://s05.imagehost.org/0637/Maria-Sharapova_thailand1.jpg)

:homer: ....she can get it.....

[Heath]

the first girl i think about when the term 'wide shoulders' is mentioned is morgan webb. if they only reduced them to about half the actual size.

http://planetraymond.stormhosts.net/forum/uploads/administrator/images/2004-10-13_042648_morgan_webb.jpg

What's wrong with Morgan Webb?

[jazz]

http://planetraymond.stormhosts.net/forum/uploads/administrator/images/2004-10-13_042648_morgan_webb.jpg

What's wrong with Morgan Webb?
oh, i love morgan, it's just the wide shoulders that ruin it (they obviously told her to arch her back).

:hump3:

[bleuMadonna]

:gtfo: of here with that baseball nonsense.
:blush: fixed...I thought I was in the MLB thread :biggrin:...sowwy.

[Heath]

:blush: fixed...I thought I was in the MLB thread :biggrin:...sowwy.

:loser:

[bleuMadonna]

:neener:

[Heath]

Well, Venus Williams won. That's gay.

Andy Roddick and Roger whatever his name is play today. Might watch it. No boobies though.

[Fhilly]

I play tennis, not very great though. It is hard, even when it comes naturally. I watch it as well.

I was dissapointed when Venus won. Lindsay is really good and doesn't need to be a porn star and such to be good at tennis. I missed the mens' match today, however...

[Heath]

Federer won. Roddick had no chance.

[PaperStreet]

woot woot

[KenKill75]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070222/sp_nm/tennis_wimbledon_women_dc_1

Don't the women play less sets than the men? If so, shouldn't they be getting paid less? If they're going to get paid the same now, they should have to play the same amount of sets too.

[Keith Moon]

- Have da' ladyz play nekkid and we'll call it even.

[KenKill75]

Good thinkin', Cruzin' for a bruzin'.

[MAGO]

billy jean king would approve of this decision :clap2:

[KenKill75]

and that other beast of a commentator that sounds and looks like a man.

[MAGO]

Dick Enberg? :what:

[KenKill75]

:lol: No, I forget "her" name.

[MAGO]

yeah i know who you're talking about...don't know her name though...