The 'Beat Ryan At Snake' Thread

[Ryan]

i'm waiting...

[greg]

left, right, left, left, right, right, left, left, left, left, right, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, left, right, right, left, left, right, right, left, left, left, left, right, right, right, left, left, left, right, left, left, left, right, left, right, right, left, left, left, right, right, left, left, right, right, left, left, left, right, left, left, left, right, right, left, left, right, right, left, left, left, right, right, left, left, left, right, left, left, left, right, left, right, right......doh!

[Ryan]

http://users.cnu.edu/~amclean/loser.gif

[greg]

2208. a little better.

[Ryan]

i just got d'oh-ed so many times i felt like kicking the monitor in.

[Euphonae]

i dont want to beat your snake.

[Capt]

ryan sure knows how to handle the snake

[Euphonae]

hes had alot of practice.

[Ryan]

lolz0rz!

[Euphonae]

fuck you.

[Ryan]

please.

[Euphonae]

no.

[Ryan]

thank heavens!

[Euphonae]

and the stars and the sky.

[Ryan]

and pie.

[Euphonae]

im better at pocket pool than you.

[Ryan]

beat me at snake.

[Euphonae]

i cant.

[Ryan]

attempt.

[Euphonae]

i surrender.

[Ryan]

sweet surrendering.

[Euphonae]

thinking of you.

[Ryan]

*blush*

[Euphonae]

in the blur of serenity.

[Ryan]

where did everything get lost?

[Euphonae]

when i threw you the obvious, just to find there wasn't more behind it.

[Ryan]

i still want someone to beat me.

[Capt]

beat yourself

[Ryan]

you first.

[Capt]

i am only good at tetris... and i lost trying to beat myself... i'll try later

[Euphonae]

dont try to resist or ill beat 'cha.

[Capt]

nobody will beat me at tetris

[Ryan]

i'll give tetris a try.

[Capt]

good luck

[Euphonae]

i hope ryan fails.

[Ryan]

i lost.

[Euphonae]

as so it is written, and so it is done.

[Ryan]

nostradumbass.

[Capt]

your bad

[Ryan]

you're*.

[Ryan]

unless you meant, my bed. ohhh!

[Capt]

:shame:

[Ryan]

good.

[Capt]

you are a failure

[Ryan]

you are from canada. :owned:

[Euphonae]

and you are from australia. :owned:

[Ryan]

and you have george bush as your leader. :owned:

[Euphonae]

Shit you're right. http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/shiner.gif ------> Pwned.

[Ryan]

i'm always right, quite like you.

[Capt]

i liked canada better with jean cretien

when he got a pie thrown in his face he was fighting his way through people to get at the guy who threw the pie himself

[Ryan]

i just topped it again - 3224!

[Ellen Degenerate]

go for 5k

[Ryan]

let me get to 4 first.

[Euphonae]

loser.

[Ryan]

wanker.

[Euphonae]

stfu.

[Ryan]

ufts.

[Euphonae]

std.

[Ryan]

check the nin acoustic thread.

[Euphonae]

quit playing tiddly-winks with my heart.

[Ryan]

no.

[Euphonae]

hurt take 1...he fucked up? And whats track 2?

[Ryan]

the tracklisting is:

Nine Inch Nails - 2000 - The CRC Sessions - 01 - Something I Can Never Have
Nine Inch Nails - 2000 - The CRC Sessions - 02 - The Day The World Went Away
Nine Inch Nails - 2000 - The CRC Sessions - 03 - Hurt (Take 1)
Nine Inch Nails - 2000 - The CRC Sessions - 04 - Even Deeper
Nine Inch Nails - 2000 - The CRC Sessions - 05 - The Big Come Down
Nine Inch Nails - 2000 - The CRC Sessions - 06 - The Fragile
Nine Inch Nails - 2000 - The CRC Sessions - 07 - Hurt (Take 2)

[Euphonae]

coolness. mp3s blow though.
and so does paying 25 bucks and having to wait a month for an import of
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000GPY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Ryan]

you suck doggy dick.

[Euphonae]

only yours.

[Ryan]

:ha:

[Euphonae]

:owned:

[Ryan]

:shame:

[Euphonae]

:nod:

[greg]

fuck

[Capt]

ain't nobody touching my tetris record

boo all of you

[greg]

fuck (again)

[greg]

fuck me

[Capt]

i dont like snake because theres no room for error, one mistake and you lose

[greg]

i dont like snake because theres no room for error, one mistake and you lose
which I just did....many, many, many, many times

(fuck)

[Capt]

i saw that, try tetris :nod:

[greg]

bah, with your score. no thanks. there's no way I'm touching that one.

[Capt]

just because none of the other high scores at tetris aren't anywhere near mine doesnt mean its impossible to beat

[Ryan]

fuck me

:smile:

[greg]

:red:

[Ryan]

i can't even get to 3,000 anymore. :blush:

[greg]

I think I bested my old score by 2 points

[Ryan]

slowly but surely.

[Capt]

i got 200 points at tetris

[iha]

my brother is really good at snake on cellphones. he can go all the way to the end where the snake fills up the whole screen and there is no where for him to go. err and he does it on as fast as it will go.. he got one score he think might be the highest you can get b/c he got every little extra thing you can get and he played until the end. I forgot what he got though it was still in the 2,000's that's all I remember... way into them thouh.

[Ryan]

i get up to a certain point, then i realize i've topped the highest score and start to get sweaty and nervous... and then hit a wall.

[Euphonae]

Doh!

[Ryan]

i hate that noise.

[Euphonae]

makes me jump when concentrating soo hard. all my attempts have been futile.

[Ryan]

try again!

[Ellen Degenerate]

i have to turn my volume off so i don't smash something because of the doh's

[Euphonae]

ditto. DOH!

[Capt]

i beat my tetris record.

[Ryan]

sober?

[Capt]

stoned a bit, i'm more tripped out on insomnia

[Ryan]

now go beat my snake scorre.

[Euphonae]

:monkey:

[Ryan]

just came so close to topping it. i'll try again tomorrow night with a fresh pot of coffee.

[bdf]

now go beat my snake scorre.

*score

[Ryan]

scorre!

[Ryan]

topped my score again - 3542

[Euphonae]

whoopdi doo, bazzle.

[Ryan]

:bird:

[Euphonae]

you just like beating yourself.

[Ryan]

over and over and over and over

[Euphonae]

since im not with you anymore, you have to find creative ways of beating yerself.

[... Scott]

Walnuts in a sock ?

[Ryan]

:greenwink

[spinnin'dervish]

ohh food :drool:

[Euphonae]

nuts :drool:

[Ryan]

sluts :drool:

[Euphonae]

boo.

[EtchedInCold]

i'm waiting...
i WILL do it...

[EtchedInCold]

maybe tomorrow...

what speed/setting do you do it on?

[Ryan]

i use the middle speed while listening to the cure. always does the trick.

[Euphonae]

http://floater.ai-servers.com/images/smiles/gaytard.gif

[EtchedInCold]

i used the middle while listening to zeppelin for my highest so far...

[The Judas Cow]

i'm waiting...
Your wait is over, bitch!

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=5

[Capt]

now do tetris

[The Judas Cow]

I just might el capitan

[Ryan]

:dead:

[The Judas Cow]

Giving up so soon?

[Ryan]

i'll work on it tonight with lots of coffee

[The Judas Cow]

I'm sure you will :biggrin: but you're not going to beat me.

[Capt]

I just might el capitan
good luck

[Ryan]

you aren't the only one fueled by cannabis

[The Judas Cow]

good luck
I'll have to get some cannabis first

[Capt]

I'll have to get some cannabis first
highly reccomended

[bdf]

i'll work on it tonight with lots of coffee

Mmmm, coffee.... :drool:

[Ryan]

you really must hate me to do that to my once beautiful score :frown:

i can't win

[The Judas Cow]

Awwww...

Hug?

[Ryan]

nah

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=5

:wink:

[Capt]

ryan you are so very accomplished

[Ryan]

:bow:

[The Judas Cow]

This isnt over.

[Ryan]

good!

[The Judas Cow]

lets have war

[Ryan]

go on

[Ryan]

*taps foot*

[Ryan]

http://www.neave.com/games/snake/

look at the high scores there.. dear jesus

[Ryan]

http://www.neave.com/games/snake/

look at the high scores there.. dear jesus

i just played it in full screen at that website and almost got 4,000 :ninja:

[Ryan]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=5

4,060 :cool:

[mjk870621345]

http://www.neave.com/games/snake/

look at the high scores there.. dear jesus

1st place is 600000 ????


thats fucking impossible

[Ryan]

i doubt its authentic

[SatyriasisUNC]

When throwing the obvious one should take care to notice whether or not the reciever of the obvious is naked and oblivious, if they are naked and concious of it then they are probably expecting the obvious, if not it is sure to blindside them, at which point we can see nothing behind their eyes because we have knocked them unconscious.

[Ryan]

:up:

[Ryan]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=48

:cool:

[Capt]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=48

:cool:


http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=4

[Ryan]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=5

4561 :up:

[mjk870621345]

I'm 3rd place at snake... wooop

[Ryan]

just played again then and scored 4841

getting closer to the big 5,000 :up:

[Mech]

where is this so called snake game you speak of?

[Ryan]

where is this so called snake game you speak of?

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=play&gameid=5

[iha]

do you play on slug, worm, or python?

[Ryan]

wormizzle

[Trizzak]

Connect 4

[Ryan]

Snake

[Capt]

tetris.

[Ryan]

snake

[greg]

tubgirl

[Ryan]

goatse

[greg]

pain4

[Ryan]

o
|\_o
/> \

[greg]

ouch

[Ryan]

:laughing:

your signature :shame:

[greg]

my sig > this (http://n00bz.net/pics/pain4.jpg)

[Ryan]

thats.. not cool

[Ryan]

you just made me lose my boner :frown:

[Trizzak]

you just made me lose my boner :frown:
I read this...and yet I still clicked the link.

Why? I'm not sure. Might be cause I'm stupid.

[Trizzak]

Fuck man. I close my eyes and I can still see it.

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
/Airplane

[Ryan]

bad, huh?

[Trizzak]

bad, huh?
I was pretty close to vomiting.

[greg]

yeah, you guys really shouldn't have clicked on it

[Ryan]

*kicks your squar in the noots*

[EtchedInCold]

I was pretty close to vomiting.
i was eating when i clicked on it. :shame:
but then Homesick came on and everything was better.

[mjk870621345]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=5

[Ryan]

you

bloody

cocksucker

[EtchedInCold]

i've just given up on even trying to reach the first page.

[Ryan]

pussy

keep at it

[EtchedInCold]

beat me at pong.

[Ryan]

k

[EtchedInCold]

i got 225 on python...

[Ryan]

i got 4,800 on worm... :cheeky:

[EtchedInCold]

i remember when this first started and i was 2nd place for like a day. you had 2400 and i got my 2091... and then things blew up...

[Ryan]

i remember those days... how inferior i was :shame:

[EtchedInCold]

i can barely break 1500... :shame:
i have no clue how you'd get to 4841.

[Ryan]

i dont know how i do it either

[EtchedInCold]

my best today is 1169... i'm getting angry with it now. my fingers are too fast for the computer to register...

[Ryan]

you can do it!

[EtchedInCold]

i want to make the top 5.

[Ryan]

lemme login to your account and ill do it for ya

[EtchedInCold]

but then it won't be my achievement

[Ryan]

true

[EtchedInCold]

i just got 1645! i'm happy with that... it's a nice foundation to build on...

[Ryan]

i'm gonna go try for 5,000

[Ryan]

just got 3973 :shame:

[EtchedInCold]

i owe it all to you (http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=5&st=5), #7 with my old name...

[mjk870621345]

lemme login to your account and ill do it for ya

:ha:

you fucking snake whore

[mjk870621345]

Snake time !!!!


:ontome:

[Ryan]

:ha:

you fucking snake whore

:monty:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:ha:

you fucking snake whore
yes that is how i got 2600

the best i can do on my own is 2400

[mjk870621345]

yes that is how i got 2600

the best i can do on my own is 2400

so.. all those high scores are Ryan's ??


:shame:

[Ellen Degenerate]

so.. all those high scores are Ryan's ??


:shame:
probably

[mjk870621345]

except mine

[mjk870621345]

getting closer

Snake (http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=5)

[Ryan]

this means war

[Capt]

theres no war on tetris, you all suck

[mjk870621345]

theres no war on tetris, you all suck

:blah:

[Capt]

:shame:

[Ryan]

:blah:

:nod:

[mjk870621345]

:nod:

:hmmm:

[EtchedInCold]

theres no war on tetris, you all suck
if it were Nintendo Tetris, you'd be done. Fuck this keyboard shit.

or Columns. i'd kill all on Columns

[Ryan]

:hmmm:

:nanner:

[mjk870621345]

:nanner:

how long is gonna take me to beat your score ?

[Capt]

if it were Nintendo Tetris, you'd be done. Fuck this keyboard shit.

or Columns. i'd kill all on Columns
bring it on..... nintendo tetris is how i got good at this

and that tetris was the only game i ever had on gameboy

[Ryan]

how long is gonna take me to beat your score ?

a lifetime :blue:

[Capt]

i bet he's going to beat it soon...... he seems pretty determined

[mjk870621345]

i bet he's going to beat it soon...... he seems pretty determined

Of course I'am dude

YEAH, YEAH, SO FUCKING DETERMINED ! :bang:

[Ryan]

no chance

[EtchedInCold]

bring it on..... nintendo tetris is how i got good at this

and that tetris was the only game i ever had on gameboy
we need to set this up then. i don't have a nintendo...

[EtchedInCold]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=48&st=0
Connect 4... a tie for 2nd place.

[mjk870621345]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=48&st=0
Connect 4... a tie for 2nd place.

that game sux :eek2:

[EtchedInCold]

your game sux

[Capt]

we need to set this up then. i don't have a nintendo...
i still have mine

[EtchedInCold]

let's do this then.

[mjk870621345]

your game sux

:crying:

[Capt]

Username Score Time
Capt 132368 9:34pm

oops

[Ryan]

if i dont get to 5,000 soon im going to go nuts

[Capt]

maybe you should play tetris :nod:

[Ryan]

maybe not

[Capt]

snake is too challenging.. i don't have the ninja skills required

[Ryan]

i do

[Capt]

i like tetris because theres a slight chance you can recover from mistakes

[Ryan]

i like snake because you can't

[mjk870621345]

i can't :cry:

[Ryan]

:tard:

[Capt]

i like tetris because i'm good at it


go figure

[Ryan]

no

[Capt]

i would try and beat your snake score... but that game makes me want to axe people

[Ryan]

that sort of attitude will not suffice

[Capt]

:bow3:

[Ryan]

i must've played snake about 200 times this afternoon and i still can't beat my score

[greg]

unstoppable

http://www.boostcruising.com/forums/html/emoticons/ohnoes.gif

[Ryan]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/gaytard.gif indeed

[Ryan]

GODAMNIT!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/fuckingsnake.jpg

[greg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/img3.gif

[Trizzak]

:laughing:

[mjk870621345]

SHIT (http://www.encircling.us/forums/index.php?act=Arcade&do=stats&gameid=5)

[Ryan]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

NO! YOU CANNOT BEAT ME!