Lifelong to do list

[Capt]

Someday I am going to go heli-snowboarding

[Ryan]

have sex with capt.

[Capt]

with a little luck, your dreams will be left unfulfilled

[Ryan]

:jerk:

[Capt]

stop smilie-ifying my thread

[Ryan]

no.

[Capt]

at least add a real answer before you continue

[Capt]

i'm going to go skydiving

[greg]

visit somewhere in the south pacific

[The Judas Cow]

Kill them all and let God sort them out.

[Ryan]

i plan on becoming a billionare and donating a million dollars to each member at this forum, except the ones who suck.

[The Judas Cow]

Damn it :plain:

[Ryan]

you get two million.

[greg]

:frown:

[Ryan]

you get three.

[greg]

you get three.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/woot.gif

[Ryan]

:biggrin:

[The Judas Cow]

Be in a band.

[Ryan]

kill an arab.

[Capt]

be on the news

[greg]

be on cops

[Ryan]

be on your penis.

[greg]

*steps out of the way*

[Ryan]

get back hurr!

[greg]

*assumes position in front of ryan*

[Ryan]

:jerk:

[greg]

:capt: :jerk2:

[Capt]

fuck an asian chick

[Ryan]

you missed!!!

[Ryan]

fuck an eskimo.

[greg]

you missed!!!

I know, sorry

[Capt]

:shame:

[Ryan]

:frown:

[Capt]

anyone for tennis?

[Ryan]

sure, serve it through your 2.0 usb ass.

[B]

id push my plug through your hub anyday.

[Ryan]

i know this.

[B]

i need you to feel this.

[Ryan]

more than this.

[B]

now more then ever.

[bdf]

Getting back to the discussion.....

Learn to play more than two chords
Move out of Texas
Go snowboarding
Vacation in Europe (extended, y'know)

And the most important......

To be debt free. Ha, right.

[Ryan]

i want to meet jesus.

[B]

your own, personal, jesus. someone to listen to your prayers, someone who cares.

[Capt]

Getting back to the discussion.....

Learn to play more than two chords
Move out of Texas
Go snowboarding
Vacation in Europe (extended, y'know)

And the most important......

To be debt free. Ha, right.
i can help you do 2 of those things

[bdf]

i can help you do 2 of those things

Lemme guess.......snowboarding for sure on one. Move out of Texas for two? :haha:

[Capt]

move out of texas and learn to play some chords :guitarist

[Capt]

oh, right and snowboarding... that makes 3.......


:loon:

[B]

anyone can play guitar.

[bdf]

move out of texas and learn to play some chords :guitarist

Hahahahahaha, good on ya man! :up:

[Capt]

anyone can play guitar.
not true, i know people who could not play a guitar to save their life

[Ryan]

your own, personal, jesus. someone to listen to your prayers, someone who cares.

someone like you.

[B]

i dont think i would be suitable.

[Ryan]

me either.

[B]

i am a great role model for children though.

[bdf]

i am a great role model for children though.

In which life? :jerk:

[Ryan]

:nod: :jerk:

[bdf]

Get bent.

[Ryan]

still that time of the month?

[bdf]

still that time of the month?

Nice. Really nice.

You two frickon RETARDS have pretty much succeeded in shitting up this forum rather well. You should be really damn proud of yourselves.

Fucktards.

[Ryan]

what a typical gemini.

[bdf]

what a typical gemini.

Great comeback. Really smart, dude. I'm impressed. NOT.

[Ryan]

you aren't seriously offended are you? because i just come here for fun...

[B]

im impressed. hes a big man, hes got a big gun, he has a big ol' dick, and we love to have fun. http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gay.gif

[bdf]

you aren't seriously offended are you?

*DING*

We have a winner.

[Ryan]

im impressed. hes a big man, hes got a big gun, he has a big ol' dick, and we love to have fun. http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gay.gif

http://www.the-shining.net/other/gaytard_emoticon.gif

[Ryan]

*DING*

We have a winner.

what are you offended about?

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

[Ryan]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

^_^

[B]

i am serious, seriously in love.

[bdf]

what are you offended about?

Shall I make a fucking laundry list?

1. thread hijacking in the WRONG forums
2. blatant disregard for what the other members might think about all of this (I'm not the only one, trust me)
3. NOT taking all of the sickening sex stuff to PM (hello? That's what PM is FOR.....)

I could go on, but I'd be giving myself an even bigger headache than I have now. You know, you wanna rule this board so much? Have fucking at it. I'm tired, and I've got better things to do.

[Capt]

this thread reads well with "getting better" - by the beatles playing in the background

[B]

the song on the phillips commercial? i heart that.

[Ryan]

this isn't the bdf i know.

[B]

it makes me sad.

[Ryan]

it makes me horny.

[bdf]

this isn't the bdf i know.

What, just because my opinions don't agree with yours and Ryan with a B's I'm not the "bdf you know"? I've had just about enough self-righteous attitudes and opinions about who I am and what I say to last my whole life.

But think what you want, you know, I could be arsed to really care at this point.

[B]

i have made opinions? On how i take and give anal, perhaps.

[Ryan]

i'm just trying to have a good time after the whole ordeal i had at christmas. sorry if it's rubbing you the wrong way.

[Ryan]

i have made opinions? On how i take and give anal, perhaps.

:cheeky:

[bdf]

i have made opinions? On how i take and give anal, perhaps.

Don't play dumb. And don't patronize me.

[Ryan]

okay, i'll put you on ignore.

[B]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/burningsosobra/smarts.jpg

[bdf]

i'm just trying to have a good time after the whole ordeal i had at christmas. sorry if it's rubbing you the wrong way.

Well, you know, I could understand a few hours, but two to three days?! There's drugs for that kind of shit.

Maybe I didn't have so great of a Christmas either.

[B]

I have had much candy and crack in my system lately. Its ryans fault.

[Ryan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/burningsosobra/smarts.jpg

good point.

[bdf]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/burningsosobra/smarts.jpg

I wasn't talking about THIS FORUM, burnout.

[Capt]

does post at your own risk mean i can defend my thread?

[Ryan]

I have had much candy and crack in my system lately. Its ryans fault.

my apologies. *hug*

[bdf]

does post at your own risk mean i can defend my thread?

Go for it, I'm getting pretty tired of fighting all of this shit over here, dude.

[Capt]

:guitarist

[B]

does post at your own risk mean i can defend my thread?

i will go down with this ship, i wont put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my bow.

[bdf]

:guitarist

:up:

[bdf]

i will go down with this ship, i wont put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my bow.

Drama queen.

[Capt]

we don't need no trouble
what we need is love

[Ryan]

:guitarist

:drums:

[B]

kiss me.

[bdf]

we don't need no trouble
what we need is love

I need to leave.

[B]

Drama queen.

Dido - I Will go Down With This Ship :up: :owned:

[Ryan]

kiss me.

where?

[Capt]

you don't like bob marley?

[B]

where?

I dont want your sloppy kisses. I was talking to capt.

[Ryan]

I dont want your sloppy kisses. I was talking to capt.

you're getting one anyway.

[B]

oh, you didnt say where. In that case, ill take a few dozen.

[Ryan]

a baker's dozen?

[Capt]

thrunch

[B]

ill take a crumpet.

[pappa roach]

:ontome:

[B]

hi pappa roach. Stop making "music", please. Other then that, whazzup?

[Capt]

poppa whats up, i was just about to spark a bowl

[pappa roach]

to do list...i still wanna win the lotto, but only if it's over 100 million..then i'm gonna buy that island we all talked about, and invite all the oiad ppl there for a unlimited time to party. there will be some new ppl from this board invited too since i can't name it OIAD anymore i'll call it JazZ0rland.....lol

spend a week in bed with elizabeth hurley...no...not sleeping

drive kurt busch's car around daytona...wide ass open, for as long as it want.


theres alot of other stuff, i'm just to damn tired to think of it right now.

[Capt]

drive a formula 1 car

[B]

are there formulas 2?

[Ryan]

i have a formula 39.

[B]

i have a formula 69.

:nod:

[Ryan]

:smile:

[Capt]

are there formulas 2?
yes, theres formula 2, theres also formula 3000

use your imagination

[B]

i only have half a brain.

[Capt]

that doesn't surprise anyone

[B]

damn, i thought it would.

[Ryan]

:ha:

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/shiner.gif

[Ryan]

:sarcasm:

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/shiner.gif
Black and blue and broken bones you left me here I’m all alone.

[Ryan]

i'm trying to think of the lyrics to ticks & leeches, but my brain is stuffed with nin & cure. :shame:

[B]

is this what you wanted? cause this is what your getting, and i hope you choke on me. my cock, that is.

[Ryan]

it's too liddle.

[B]

only you can make it bigger.

[Ryan]

does it need a pumpin'?

[B]

a good licking could do the trick.

[Capt]

beep

[Ellen Degenerate]

i want to see a tiger

[Capt]

i want to see jas get eaten by her tiger

[Capt]

i've seen tigers

[bdf]

Nah, the tiger would be eating me.

[Ellen Degenerate]

i want to see jas get eaten by her tiger
don't let them shoot the tiger after

[Capt]

why would it matter to you? you'll be dead

maybe we will eat the tiger afterwards

[bdf]

Noooooooo.... :frown:

[Tzarina]

why would it matter to you? you'll be dead
Noooooooo.... :frown:

:what:

[B]

why would it matter to you? you'll be dead

maybe we will eat the tiger afterwards

tiger actually isnt bad. tastes like chicken.

[Ryan]

carry out my sentence.

[B]

you are to serve a life sentence in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

[Ryan]

in other words, the burningsosobra prison?

[B]

the flaming shits.

[Hailo]

i'm going to go skydiving

Haha, I've already BEEN!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11,500 feet baby :bang:

And I flipped out the airoplane!

Yeah I rock!!!!!:guitarist:

[Hailo]

Jeez,but this fucking funny shit!

[Hailo]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

how gay.

[Hailo]

Gay fight

[Capt]

Haha, I've already BEEN!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11,500 feet baby :bang:

And I flipped out the airoplane!

Yeah I rock!!!!!:guitarist:
i was going to go this summer but none of my friends have balls

[Tzarina]

i was going to go this summer but none of my friends have balls
I'm insane...I'll do anything...

[Capt]

me too

[jims]

god damn :coffee:

[Capt]

beeeeeeeeeeer

[jims]

chiiipps :nanner6:

[B]

chiiipps :nanner6:

crazy nanner there! :wired:

[jims]

crazy nanner there! :wired:
:sorry:

[iha]

this thread sucks

[DeadOhioSky]

urs was so much better

[B]

nanner -> :nanner6:

LOLLZZ!!!!

[iha]

urs was so much better
:agree:

[iha]

nanner -> :nanner6:

LOLLZZ!!!!

http://www.encircling.us/forums/showthread.php?t=79

[Capt]

this thread sucks
two threads of the same thing sucks

edit: plus i like to jump at any opportunity to use this smiley :lock:

[iha]

two threads of the same thing sucks
Liar! :knight:

[Capt]

lies, its all lies

disprove the lies.

[Trizzak]

oooo capt, busting out the mod muscles

[Capt]

might as well do something with them

[Tzarina]

Someday I am going to go heli-snowboarding
:what: you haven't done this yet! Oh now we HAVE to do something about that... heli skiing used to be my favourite pasttime befire the accident, you HAVE to go do it!

have sex with capt.
Oh Ryan you wanna have sex with everyone :sarcasm:
:hump3:

I, on the other hand, am wondering IF I will even HAVE sex again before I die, well with someone besides myself... :crying:

[The Judas Cow]

Life long to do list
------------------------
#1) Make life long to do list

[B]

This thread has "best of" written all over it :nod:

[Joga]

Yeah. I liked the part where Tzarina said she was insane.

[B]

are there formulas 2?yes, theres formula 2, theres also formula 3000

use your imaginationi only have half a brain.that doesn't surprise anyone

damn, i thought it would.

:ha:

:lmao:

[paygee]

I, on the other hand, am wondering IF I will even HAVE sex again before I die, well with someone besides myself... :crying:

wow, desperate much?

[Capt]

fuck an asian chick

finally i can cross this off the list

[sneakypete]

wow, sweet bro. hooker?

[Bruce]

:huh:

[Capt]

shes actually norwegian but both her parents are from thailand

[sneakypete]

Norwegian girls + Asian girls = :drool:

[Keith Moon]

Mega-:lulz:.

[Ryan]

*assumes position in front of ryan*

:lulz2:

Is there any thread that hasn't been bumped?

[Capt]

new things to cross off:
being north of the arctic circle
fooling people into thinking i am not a foreigner because i was speaking norwegian very well

[Capt]

lol i forgot how awesome this thread was

[Capt]

this thread is a good place to say that i will NEVER EVER run a marathon

never run a marathon is on my list

[Keith Moon]

Dating a black girl that I can barely understand and who lives in the projects is still on my list.