ryan & burningsosobra.

[B]

keep it here, shithead.

[Ryan]

my thread is better than yours.

[B]

yeah, but mine has bigger balls.

[Ryan]

mine has a pussy.

[B]

better be shaved.

[Ryan]

half of it is.

[B]

the better to eat you [out] with.

[Ryan]

don't be vulgar.

[B]

im sorry. i wuv you.

[Ryan]

:wub:

[Parabola7001]

this is a great convo

[B]

who invited you? Ryan?

[Parabola7001]

yes

[B]

well then welcome, in the corner of the room is a box full of condoms, and spread out on the carpet in front of you, is ryan.

[Parabola7001]

well then welcome, in the corner of the room is a box full of condoms, and spread out on the carpet in front of you, is ryan.
how much for a face fuck?

[B]

ryan works for cheap, maybe hed be up for some clothing, but youll have to inquire.

[Ryan]

:lol:

[Parabola7001]

:lol:
what the fuck are smiling are. your my bitch now! :twisted:

[Ryan]

what the fuck are smiling are. your my bitch now! :twisted:

*acts displeased* :plain:

[B]

i dont deserve to be in your sig. you are too good for me and my massive member.

[Ryan]

shut up and accept it.

[Parabola7001]

shut up and accept it.
up the ass

[B]

its the only way.

[Parabola7001]

has anyone ever jekred off while taking a shit

[Ryan]

yes.

[Parabola7001]

yes.
me too

[B]

it makes it more pleasurable, due to arousal points around the anal sphincter.
*star flies across the screen* "The More You Know"

[Parabola7001]

it makes it more pleasurable, due to arousal points around the anal sphincter.
*star flies across the screen* "The More You Know"
:lmao:

[B]

its become a hackneyed statment ive overused, but its still a hoot.

[Parabola7001]

its become a hackneyed statment ive overused, but its still a hoot.
yes it is

[Ryan]

http://www.spunkysheets.com/galleries/bfgallery/images/PDVD_002.jpg

[B]

I'm a big man, and ive got a big gun.

[Ryan]

you like to have fun?

[B]

never be enough to fill me up.

[Ryan]

i've been waiting for the lies to end.

[B]

ill be there for you, as long as it works for me.

[Parabola7001]

nice pic

[Ryan]

thanks, that's me.

[B]

i dont have pics on, but its a bunch of naked asians.

[Parabola7001]

thanks, that's me.
which one?

[Ryan]

which one?

the mattress.

[B]

lucky bastard. pull up your thread, im getting lonely.

[Ryan]

done.

[B]

ah, together at last. :happy:

[Ryan]

like the final two tic tacs.

[B]

:frog: :monkey:

[Ryan]

nassy.

[B]

ecstacy.

[Ryan]

sassy.

[B]

stupenderfious.

[Ryan]

supercalifragalisticexpealidocious.

[B]

you win. what else do you ask of me?

[Ryan]

your cock'n'balls.

[B]

sorry, out of order.

[Ryan]

what a shame.

[Ryan]

*kicks the machine*

[B]

ouch.

[B]

*inflates*

back in business.

[Ryan]

give me a box of condoms.

[B]

blow me, first.

[Ryan]

blow me, first.

http://www.braget.dk/smiley/blowjob1.gif

[B]

which kind would you like?

[Ryan]

strawberry.

[B]

will cherry suffice?

[Ryan]

no.

[B]

youll have to go mouth fishing for it then.

[Ryan]

promise?

[B]

as long as you are clean.

[Ryan]

always.

[B]

you can be my precious lamb and martyr.

[Ryan]

you can be my hoe.

[B]

you've got hoes, in different area codes.

[B]

http://www.huatki.com/topsite/members/photob1/Hoe.jpg

[Ryan]

that's a hot hoe.

[B]

yeah i spooged all over the screen.

[Ryan]

i'm about to.

[B]

you're one step closer to the edge, and you're about to break?

[Ryan]

from the edge of the deep green sea.

[B]

i want to swim in it until my morals drown.

[Ryan]

i don't.

[B]

this bog is thick and easy to get lost in, when your a stupid, belligerant fucker.

[Ryan]

you're*.

[B]

i hope it sucks you down, fucker.

[Ryan]

thank you.

[B]

im honored.

[Ryan]

i'm not.

[B]

you should be ashamed.

[Ryan]

i am.

[B]

danke.

[Ryan]

ja.

[B]

i feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[Ryan]

that's my pet squirrel in your butt.

[B]

howd he end up there?

[Ryan]

secret.

[B]

china?

[Ryan]

determination.

[B]

you drugged me again, mr. slippyfists.

[Ryan]

no way, jose.

[B]

you are the perfect drug. you make me hard, when im all soft inside.

[Ryan]

take me with you.

[B]

without you, its not as much fun to pick up the pieces.

[Ryan]

be a little independent.

[B]

we're in this together now.

[Ryan]

and forever.

[B]

forever isnt long enough.

[Ryan]

the world is not enough.

[B]

to fit inside your ass.

[Ryan]

yes it is.

[B]

pics?

[Ryan]

no.

[B]

you fucking disappoint me.

[Ryan]

do not.

[B]

maybe we're better off this way.

[Ryan]

i doubt it.

[B]

ass.

[Ryan]

holio.

[B]

bunghole.

[Ryan]

bleedthrough.

[B]

dingleberry. with teeth.

[Ryan]

:loon:

[B]

without teeth.

[Ryan]

with anal.

[B]

anal is always good, as long as you have lube.

[Ryan]

plenty of that.

[B]

and a bunch of bananas.

[Ryan]

ripe ones.

[B]

just make sure they are long.

[Ryan]

and squishy.

[B]

then theyd get stuck. :rolleyes2

[Ryan]

all the better.

[B]

you like flaccid things.

[Ryan]

depends on my mood.

[B]

you thousand poster fucktard, you!

[Ryan]

i pwn you all.

[B]

at whoring.

[Ryan]

:sniper:

[B]

im unimpressed.

[Ryan]

i'm happy.

[B]

damn you.

[B]

this threads fucked up.

[Ryan]

just a tad.

[B]

I :owned: the red eye lounge.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/burningsosobra/pwned.jpg

[Ryan]

yeah but your postcount is a lot lower than mine, so i still pwn you.

[B]

just because i let you. i still am better.

[Ryan]

:ha:

my ass.

[Ryan]

way to stretch the forum, btw.

[B]

has and will continue to be, pounded into submission.

[B]

:gaytard:

[Ryan]

word

[B]

:nod:

I was such a horny bastard.

[Ryan]

was?

[B]

ive fecked and been secked so many times, its really a bore. :shrug:

[Ryan]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/promo_5.jpg


=


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/trent_cock.jpg

[B]

This aint the NIN thread...and i dont like THTF. It sucks, but trenty makes it bonerrific live.

[Ryan]

let's talk about the new tool album

i was thinking about it today... some explosive opening track would be awesome, like somewhat damaged by nin played in reverse

[B]

*goes to play somewhat damaged in reverse*

[Ryan]

:sarcasm:

it would be a nice change. every other tool album we get a silent opener or some strange noise. maynard blasting in with his vocals as soon as the album begins would be quite excellent

[B]

What about salival? :neener:

[Ryan]

apart from salival smartass

[B]

None, but why not start the next album with Adam dropping a fat fart at the beginning?

[Ryan]

because that would be silly

[B]

It might be silly, but its my dream, and that offended me.

[Ryan]

:gaytard:

[B]

maynard should start the album with his singing though. good changeup.

[Ryan]

and the title must be a single word

[B]

Spermacide

[Ryan]

Demonsperm

[B]

Urethra Cleaner

[Ryan]

Overtow

[B]

Underflow

[Ryan]

Interflection

[B]

Sweatshop Sex

[Ryan]

:gaytard:

[B]

:cunni:

[EtchedInCold]

BurningSosobra 84
Ryan 79
Parabola7001 11

way to keep it exclusive...

[B]

:wookie:

[Ryan]

http://worldofhonda.com/nsx/pics/funsx01m.jpg

[B]

booya!

[Ryan]

HOHOHOHOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[B]

bonerrific cowboy!

[Ryan]

UNH!

[B]

AHOOOOYAH

[Ryan]

gristle

[B]

PIKACHU!!!

[Ryan]

GAY!!!!!!!

[B]

NARD!!! CAPS!

[Ryan]

w3rd

[B]

lowercase pwns caps for coolness r0xx0rz

[Ryan]

85


>=

[B]

69 lol!

[Ryan]

http://www.vijaygill.com/lol/roofletrain.gif

[B]

:gaytard:

[Ryan]

http://www.vijaygill.com/lol/stfu.gif

[B]

This is what you are doing :jerk:

This is what you want to do :jerk2:

[Ryan]

i did about 1/2 hour ago :frown:

[B]

exactly, so :stfu: and :gtfo:

[Ryan]

nuh

[Ryan]

flux

[Trizzak]

capacitor

[Ryan]

holy moly

[B]

this thread needs to lose weight

[Ryan]

your face needs to lose weight

[B]

:cry:

[Ryan]

:nelson:

[B]

:cunni:

[Ryan]

LOL~!

[B]

O------->~

[Ryan]

http://www.artpool.hu/cserny/design/sperm.GIF

[Trizzak]

Bump

:sarcasm:

[Ryan]

thx

[B]

:bump: :bump: :bump:

[B]

:bump: :bump: :bump:

:bump:

[Ryan]

:agape:

[B]

I like bumping things

[Ryan]

i know

[B]

i like :ryan:

[Ryan]

good

[B]

fuck no

[Ryan]

shibby shibby shibby

[Ryan]

blibby mcflibby

[Ryan]

kentucky mcfliggie

[Ryan]

nine inch piggy

[Ryan]

niggie wiggie

[Ryan]

bing flung figgy :rain:

[B]

rob smith is a cunt

[Ryan]

potato salad

[B]

just like you

[Ryan]

gastropod

http://jrscience.wcp.muohio.edu/Photos/Gastropod.jpeg

[Ryan]

strange little man

http://blipart.com/b3ta/poshdance.gif

[Ryan]

asterisk

*

[Ryan]

banana in a cunt

http://www.real-uk-amateurs.com/kat/wanking_with_banana.jpg

[Ryan]

pepper

:pepper:

[Ryan]

ryan humping

:ryan: :hump3:

[Ryan]

coffee beans

http://www.victorialodging.com/hightea/images/coffee-beans-roasted.jpg

[Ryan]

homosexual

http://www.visi.com/~reuteler/vinci/self.jpg

[Ryan]

cactus

http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/7147/m_f-cactus.jpg

[Ryan]

alien

http://d21c.com/AnnesPlace/Fant/Alien.gif

[Ryan]

some crap

http://www.infiniteworld.org/sirena/images/2001%2008-05%20-%20Sirena%20-%20Mud%20detail%20-%20%5B014%5D.jpg

[Ryan]

cotton

http://165.234.175.12/photos/Angiosperms/cottonwood%20cotton.jpg

[Ryan]

so yeah, cotton.

[Ryan]

ballz

[Ryan]

homosexual

http://www.visi.com/~reuteler/vinci/self.jpg

++

[B]

:bump:

[Ryan]

pork

[bittersweetzero]

big floppy donkey dick.
________
List of Ford engines specifications (http://www.ford-wiki.com/wiki/List_of_Ford_engines)

[Ryan]

hot

[bittersweetzero]

i knew you'd love that.
________
BMW 7 Series (http://www.bmw-tech.org/wiki/BMW_7_Series)

[Ryan]

of course

[B]

ryans so predictable.

[Ryan]

pre dick table