I'm bored

[Tzarina]

I am so bored...doesn't anyone want to talk to me? :cry:

[The Judas Cow]

Hello.

[Ryan]

talk to me baby.

[Tzarina]

talk to me baby.

Hmm, what going on? How's the weather? Baby? :loon:

[Ryan]

it's cloudy and warm. quite pleasant today.

[The Judas Cow]

Its a little cold and cloudy, but I nice and warm and high in my basement, watching Futurama, playing my bass, and talking with you peeps.

[Tzarina]

it's cloudy and warm. quite pleasant today.

But it says you're cold? :shocked:

I am feeling a bit under the weather, that's why I'm bored. And nobody likes me... :sad:

[The Judas Cow]

I like you

[Ryan]

i like the song cold. i also like you. <3

[Tzarina]

I like you

Yippee...that made me smile. :laugh:

I like you too, and I like the new avatar...

[Tzarina]

i like the song cold. i also like you. <3

Cold? Who is that by?
:laugh: Two whole people like me! :haha:

[Ryan]

track 7 on pornography by the cure.

[Tzarina]

track 7 on pornography by the cure.

Oh sweet, I thought you meant that Breaking Benjamin song...I'm glad I asked and didn't assume :laugh:
I love The Cure...

[bleuMadonna]

I'm not bored, but I'm at work. Hi, everyone.

[Ryan]

Oh sweet, I thought you meant that Breaking Benjamin song...I'm glad I asked and didn't assume :laugh:
I love The Cure...

you have taste. :drool:

[Ryan]

I'm not bored, but I'm at work. Hi, everyone.

hey, bm. *waves*

[bleuMadonna]

bm...lol...*waves back*

[Ryan]

what do you prefer to be called?

[Tzarina]

I'm not bored, but I'm at work. Hi, everyone.

HI BlueMadonna...it's awesome to see you! Lets have wine! :wine:

you have taste. :drool:
Thanks, I know... :laugh: So do you...wait you didn't make that death cab for cutie post right? :ass:

[B]

tisk tisk...

[The Judas Cow]

Yippee...that made me smile. :laugh:

I like you too, and I like the new avatar...


Thanks :biggrin:


So... sorry I spaced out there for a bit... I <3 my bass.

[Ryan]

tisk tisk...

hello my love.

[bleuMadonna]

what do you prefer to be called?

No preference, it just made me giggle :)

[Tzarina]

Thanks :biggrin:


So... sorry I spaced out there for a bit... I <3 my bass.

Tis okay, I always understand musical instrument spacing... :laugh:
Too bad I can't hear ... :guitarist

[The Judas Cow]

Tis okay, I always understand musical instrument spacing... :laugh:
Too bad I can't hear ... :guitarist
Thanks, but I wouldn't go that far, I'm not that good.

[Tzarina]

tisk tisk...
oh no, do i want to know? :shame:

[Tzarina]

Thanks, but I wouldn't go that far, I'm not that good.
But playing is how you get better...and I bet you are better than you think you are anyways... :ha:

[B]

just prying in for a sec, and watch out, ryans a relentless whore.

[Tzarina]

No preference, it just made me giggle :)

I put BM at first, but all I kept thinking was bowel movement, so I had to change it... :haha:

[Tzarina]

just prying in for a sec, and watch out, ryans a relentless whore.

:what: whore...don't scare me... :ontome:

[B]

hi ryan.

[bleuMadonna]

HI BlueMadonna...it's awesome to see you! Lets have wine! :wine:



Right on...I could go for some wine about now. I have to wait until I get home from work first, though...I have some nice Aussie cabernet :D

[Tzarina]

Right on...I could go for some wine about now. I have to wait until I get home from work first, though...I have some nice Aussie cabernet :D
Oh nice...I like that Shiraz from Austrailia too...with the kangaroo :nod:

WHen do you get to go home?

[The Judas Cow]

I dont want to go to work tommorow

[Tzarina]

I dont want to go to work tommorow

I'm sorry... :cry: I don't have to work tomorrow, but I have a show and my family is here for it, so busy day... :laugh:

[bleuMadonna]

Oh nice...I like that Shiraz from Austrailia too...with the kangaroo :nod: Yellowtail, I think? I like that, too.

WHen do you get to go home?
Heh, in about two hours.

[Tzarina]

Yellowtail...that's it...you are awesome! :up:

I'm bored...hehe...check this shit out...
http://www.pixpond.com/x/steveme.jpg

[B]

steve tyler :up: , that is, before he sold out.

[Tzarina]

steve tyler :up: , that is, before he sold out.
Yeah, it was a long time ago...

Thanks for gracing me with you presence... :laugh:

[B]

Yeah i noticed by the hair.
Aerosmith still kicks ass live, steve still is awesome, even with all of the Dodge Ram banners lining the stage, and him giving shoutouts to sony every half hour.

So were you a groupie or just a fan?

[Tzarina]

Yeah i noticed by the hair.
Aerosmith still kicks ass live, steve still is awesome, even with all of the Dodge Ram banners lining the stage, and him giving shoutouts to sony every half hour.

So were you a groupie or just a fan?
Not really either, I was 14. I was a fan of their music. I still am a huge fan of old aerosmith. But I was there with friends... He and Joe are very cool guys. Fun.

I just think my hair and way too fucked up face are pretty funny...you know since I am bored and all... and well Steven is always funny to see. Why does any one think he's hot anyways?

And just so you know...Resin...all I have left is resin... :shame:

[bleuMadonna]

Hah, cool pic, Tzarina. Never was a big Aerosmith fan, though.

[Tzarina]

Hah, cool pic, Tzarina. Never was a big Aerosmith fan, though.
Hmm, bummer.
I just forgot what I was going to type! :confused: :frown:

[bleuMadonna]

Lol.

[Ryan]

hi ryan.

http://www.the-shining.net/other/gaytard_emoticon.gif

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

[Ryan]

:rolling:

[B]

i kick ass, this i know.

[Ryan]

you punch ass, this i feel.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!

[B]

how wide can you get?

[Ryan]

laugh, you boring asshole.

[B]

HA OMFG!@$@#!@!@#$! :ha:

[Ryan]

:monkey:

[B]

my minions rarely make me laugh. http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/buttkick.gif

[Tzarina]

Hey what's with all the buttsexing in my thread! You are supposed to be amusing ME dammit. :lmao:

[B]

its ryan and his loose, gaping ass' fault.

[Ryan]

Hey what's with all the buttsexing in my thread! You are supposed to be amusing ME dammit. :lmao:

how would you like to be amused? :lick:

[Tzarina]

its ryan and his loose, gaping ass' fault.

Hmm, You can't resist it can you?

how would you like to be amused? :cheeky:
You are the whore aren't you?

I am easily amused...

[Ryan]

it's all his fault.

[B]

shut up and bend back over.

[Tzarina]

it's all his fault.
So YOU can't resist. :rolling:

Nice avatar... :laugh:

[Ryan]

shut up and bend back over.

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself? http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

[B]

you mean to tzarina.

[Ryan]

i love the edit button.

[bdf]

Hey what's with all the buttsexing in my thread! You are supposed to be amusing ME dammit. :lmao:

:rolleyes:

[Tzarina]

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself? http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

:what:
What did I do now?

[Ryan]

:what:
What did I do now?

nothing. you're wonderful.

[B]

i love the edit button.
i love the quote button.

[Tzarina]

you mean to tzarina.

I didn't start a thread for people to be mean... :hmm:

[bdf]

I love the Ignore function. :nod:

[Tzarina]

nothing. you're wonderful.

K...Thanks :blush:

[B]

he's a liar.

[Ryan]

I love the Ignore function. :nod:

who are you ignoring? :ninja:

[Ryan]

he's a liar.

a beautiful one at that.

[Tzarina]

he's a liar.
K...
I'm going to leave now... :shame:

[B]

cant argue with Ryan.

[Ryan]

K...
I'm going to leave now... :shame:

don't listen to him. he's always trying to make my life miserable. :shame:

[Tzarina]

don't listen to him. he's always trying to make my life miserable. :shame:
How's that?

[B]

mothers gonna keep baby comfy and warm.

[bdf]

who are you ignoring? :ninja:

I'll nevar tell, mwahahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:

[Ryan]

I'll nevar tell, mwahahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:

:hmm:

[bdf]

:hmm:


:greenwink

[B]

hopefully me.

[bdf]

hopefully me.

You wish. :smoke:

[Ryan]

hopefully me.

:scales:

[B]

:halo:

[bdf]

It's neither one of you, though I should with it smelling like ass off in hurr. :shit:

[Tzarina]

:halo:
:laughing:

:devil:

[B]

ryans fault, he decided to not spam no more (thank god) except in his thread. We all appreciate it :up:

[bdf]

ryans fault, he decided to not spam no more (thank god) except in his thread. We all appreciate it :up:

Lord yes. And the angels did sing a joyful song.

[Tzarina]

ryans fault, he decided to not spam no more (thank god) except in his thread. We all appreciate it :up:

? terminology I do not understand... :blush:

[B]

neither do i.

[Tzarina]

neither do i.
But, you said it...? :bash:

:cake:

[B]

i ran out of juice. my apologies.

[Tzarina]

i ran out of juice. my apologies.

You mean you're tired? Or just worn out because of Ryan? :laughing:

[B]

exactly.

[Tzarina]

exactly.
Well, you should rest then...

[Ryan]

:tongue2:

[B]

you need to rest your bottom.

[Tzarina]

:tongue2:

popping in and out... :laughing:

[B]

he likes that feeling.

[Tzarina]

he likes that feeling.

Apparently so... :bash:

That avatar is pretty sexy... :blush:

[B]

i like it.

[Tzarina]

i like it.

i assumed that... :shame: Do you always have to be so sarcastic?

[B]

does that mean i dont like it?

[Tzarina]

does that mean i dont like it?

No, I was just asking a question...

[Ryan]

he's a rude pig.

[B]

nothing can stop me now, cause i dont care anymore.

[Tzarina]

he's a rude pig.

:what: that wasn't nice...
nice signature... :ass:

[bdf]

nothing can stop me now, cause i dont care anymore.

Yeah, and you're acting like a retard in the process.

[Tzarina]

nothing can stop me now, cause i dont care anymore.

You don't care about anything? :confused3

[B]

not at that moment in time. things have changed.

[Ryan]

:what: that wasn't nice...
nice signature... :ass:

stop being on the side of the asshole.

[B]

you want more inside, but im not letting you sweettalk anyone this time, mister.

[Ryan]

fondle me.

[B]

the closer i get, the worse it becomes.

[Tzarina]

not at that moment in time. things have changed.

That's good.

stop being on the side of the asshole.
Not nice again... :bash:

Can't you kiss and make up or something?

:confused:

[Ryan]

we'll do more than kiss.

[B]

it'll feel like a kiss, coming from the inside.

[bdf]

Goddamn.......you guys have TWO THREADS for this :shit:

[Tzarina]

it'll feel like a kiss, coming from the inside.


You two are like an old married couple... :wink:

[Ryan]

it'll feel like a kiss, coming from the inside.

i always thought it was "it feels like a kiss, coming from the inside," until i read the correct lyrics. i felt like a silly tosser.

[B]

i always thought it was too.

[Ryan]

and i thought "i am the silencing machine," was "i am the silence in the street," :what:

[Tzarina]

and i thought "i am the silencing machine," was "i am the silence in the street," :what:

:sleep:

[B]

:bird:

[Ryan]

:ninja:

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/bigfinger.gif

[Ryan]

:spam:

[B]

:spam: :spam:

[Ryan]

spammy.

[B]

flavorful.

[Ryan]

hardly.

[B]

im a steak person.

[Ryan]

i prefer weiners.

[B]

i prefer teens.

[Ryan]

i prefer you.

[B]

i think we should start seeing new people.

[Ryan]

i don't.

[B]

i dont want your genital herpes.

[Ryan]

you have millions of them already.

[B]

contracted from your gaping ass.

[Tzarina]

:bump:


Yea, lets watch my postcount skyrocket today :spin:

[paygee]

you mean watching those two have gay sexual intercourse via posting doesnt cure your bordom?

[Tzarina]

you mean watching those two have gay sexual intercourse via posting doesnt cure your bordom?
OH... I was so trying to avoid even looking up at the herpes convo... Thanks for reminding me :up:

:ha:



:lmao:

[paygee]

anytime :wink::up:

[Tzarina]

:bsecks:

[Ryan]

i dont want your genital herpes.

we didn't have this conversation

[Tzarina]

try to convince yourself of that... :lala:

[Ryan]

:frown:

[Tzarina]

:console:

[Ryan]

:biggrin:

[Tzarina]

:hump3:

[Ryan]

:uhuh:

[Ellen Degenerate]

hello children

[Heath]

Hullo.

[Tzarina]

hello children
hey mam, what's up?

[Ellen Degenerate]

not much. i just went to a lame outdoor market with my parents and it was painfully dull. last time i went to it it was much less boring. then i bought some gummi lollies even though they are full of gelatine and some chocolate biscuits from the supermarket. now i am avoiding homework.

[Heath]

What in the hell is a chocolate biscuit?

[Ellen Degenerate]

Hullo.
:wave:

[Tzarina]

cookie

[Ryan]

What in the hell is a chocolate biscuit?

a cookie, you american. a damn cookie. :plain:

[Heath]

Then it's a cookie, not a chocolate biscuit.

[Ellen Degenerate]

What in the hell is a chocolate biscuit?
http://ayunaka.air-nifty.com/antenna/timtam.jpg
that.

cookies dipped in chocolate really. but we usually call cookies biscuits.

[Ryan]

Then it's a cookie, not a chocolate biscuit.

no.

[Heath]

Oh okay. Gotcha.

[Ellen Degenerate]

:clap:

[bdf]

Then it's a cookie, not a chocolate biscuit.

You poor thing.....haven't had much exposure to people across the pond/International Date Line, have you? :shame:

[Ryan]

i kick ass, this i know.


you punch ass, this i feel.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!



how wide can you get?



laugh, you boring asshole.


HA OMFG!@$@#!@!@#$! :ha:


:monkey:



:clap2:

[... Scott]

Is it boredom this time or writers block ?

[Ryan]

I saw a guest reading this thread and felt compelled to bump it. :nanner12:

[... Scott]

Someone was reading a thread in which the last post was on May 15th, 2005, 07:09 AM. Thats a pretty random thing to do, it does make me wonder just who it was though.

So this means you are not really bored this time then ?

[Pun'KinG']

Flat as a bored and forever nulled.