what happens when you die?

[Martta]

this place really hasn't got enough serious topics.

what do you think happens when you die? do you believe in the whole heaven/hell thing? or do you just stop existing? or do you have several lives? or something else?

[jims]

aliens take you to KFC and torture you with their diseased food

[Tzarina]

Wow, deja vu... i swear this thread already existed cause I posted a long story in it... :uhhh:

[jims]

Wow, deja vu... i swear this thread already existed cause I posted a long story in it... :uhhh:

it must have died so it was forgotten. cuz thats what happens.

[... Scott]

it all gos ... black and thats it ...

until you wake up in a hospital bed thinking "shit what happened there ?"



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Tzarina Wow, deja vu... i swear this thread already existed cause I posted a long story in it...

In another reality maybe you posted an even longer one ...

[Tzarina]

it must have died so it was forgotten. cuz thats what happens.
We talk about lots of serious stuff here :uhhh:

I think many of us just also want to giggle... so we come and be silly as well :shrug:

:ha:
http://www.encircling.us/forums/showthread.php?t=640

[jims]

haha owned :owned:

[Person]

Are you telling me you DON'T KNOW!?




...seriously though - you stop thinking, ceasing your existence. Kinda an anti-climax, huh. Nothing will turn black and you won't feel a thing.

[jims]

some bastards will burn your body and others will bury you into the dirt... how mean :onoff:

[Person]

You grow wings and fly to a beatiful city in the clouds...Zeus awaits and says: Congrats! You just died. Welcome to something better than life!

[Tzarina]

you DO need a license and a car! :truck:

[MojoFearsSatan]

you die, people are sad for a bit, then they forget about you and start fighting for your possessions and start trying to hit on your wife.

[toolgemini]

when i die
i am going to rot

[iha]

I believe in the heaven and hell thing. Of course no one knows the real answer.

[iha]

this place really hasn't got enough serious topics.

this is true.

[jazz]

you die, people are sad for a bit, then they forget about you and start fighting for your possessions and start trying to hit on your wife.
:hand2:

[B]

Mormons goto heaven, the rest goto hell.

[MojoFearsSatan]

:hand:

what are you telling me to do, jazz? :shrug2:

[jazz]

what are you telling me to do, jazz? :shrug2:

just pointing out the truth to what you posted. if only greg or judas could rig it so that it points up.

[greg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/hand2.gif

[Ryan]

this place really hasn't got enough serious topics.

what do you think happens when you die? do you believe in the whole heaven/hell thing? or do you just stop existing? or do you have several lives? or something else?

WHERE THE MOTHER F HAVE YOU BEEN?!

[jazz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/hand2.gif

:inlove:

[MojoFearsSatan]

just pointing out the truth to what you posted. if only greg or judas could rig it so that it points up.

I know I made a valid point. I wouldn't have made it if I didn't think it were valid :shades:

Sadly it's the truth though.

[... Scott]

some bastards will burn your body and others will bury you into the dirt... how mean :onoff:

I used to make my living doing that and I,m not mean


Frying tonight muhaaa haaaaa haaa !

[greg]

:inlove:
:spooge:

[jazz]

:spooge:

i'll post the pics i took of you last night in just a sec. :what:

[B]

when you die, your body loses a small amount of weight :jerk2:

[greg]

i'll post the pics i took of you last night in just a sec. :what:
:no:

[jims]

when you die jesus spoons you

[B]

liar.

[jims]

true..actually what happens is.....you^^ sir whine a lot...speaks to you. the dead dude...thats not dead...cuz if you were dead you wouldnt know..or would you...spoon for two

[B]

i love tall tales.

[greg]

your bowels release and you shit yourself

[jims]

i love tall tales.

:lol:

[dirty clown]

Can't say. Sure hope I don't cease to exist, though. Not that I'd know the difference if I did....:shrug: But still, it's nice to think there's something to look forward to. I mean, why not?

[bdf]

When you die you.........die..... :shrug2:

[iha]

just pointing out the truth to what you posted. if only greg or judas could rig it so that it points up.
i can do it, but since you didn't ask me.......... :biggrin:

edit: i see it's been done already :frown: :hand2:

[bdf]

:capt:

[Martta]

gee, thanks for ruining my Serious Thread people. *bangs head against the wall*

[Ryan]

WHERE THE MOTHER F HAVE YOU BEEN?!

:what:

[Martta]

WHERE THE MOTHER F HAVE YOU BEEN?!
who knows. i don't.

[Ryan]

who knows. i don't.

well your title says "life is da suxxors"

your avatar is a dead bird

and you've created a thread about death



is everything okay?

[Jonesy]

No idea where you go. But if you do go somewhere I don't think how you lived your life determines it. I don't believe there is good and evil. :lector:

[paygee]

when you die jesus spoons you
:lmao:

[Trizzak]

gee, thanks for ruining my Serious Thread people. *bangs head against the wall*
You did get some serious answers.

You also got some painfully true answers (Mojo)

[bdf]

gee, thanks for ruining my Serious Thread people. *bangs head against the wall*

I sowee. :frown:

<3?

[Bruce]

You come back as an encirling smilie.

[PatrickBateman]

your bowels release and you shit yourself
something to look forward to :up:

[MojoFearsSatan]

You did get some serious answers.

You also got some painfully true answers (Mojo)

It was a serious answer. No theoretical stuff, I'm a realist. That's what happens when you die.

Anyway Martta, sorry about it if it irritated you :peace::up:

[bdf]

You come back as an encirling smilie.

Who, me?

[Bruce]

Who, me?

Everyone that's been here.

Tibetan priests spend years trying to find spiritual enlightenment. All they have to do is, join encircling. That's why when evil spirits confront me, I throw up the sign. :dotus:

[bdf]

Everyone that's been here.

Tibetan priests spend years trying to find spiritual enlightenment. All they have to do is, join encircling. That's why when evil spirits confront me, I throw up the sign. :dotus:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I gets it. :cheers:

[EtchedInCold]

does that mean that ryan, jims and jazz have alread died?

[Bruce]

Yeah. They must be in limbo. Or as I call them types, Swayzes.

http://1.im.cz/n/photo/02/17/38kknwk-topsirka.jpg

[jazz]

does that mean that ryan, jims and jazz have alread died?

don't forget :captfish:

[EtchedInCold]

well, he's been dead like 124568 times, that one went without saying.

[jazz]

:captnan:

[EtchedInCold]

thank you for nailing my point home.

[jazz]

thank you for nailing my point home.

thanks for letting me nail my point in your home. :dance:

[jazz]

gee, thanks for ruining my Serious Thread people. *bangs head against the wall*

:insecure: we got a smilie for that. :brick:

[Hailo]

gee, thanks for ruining my Serious Thread people. *bangs head against the wall*
:wave:

MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAA A :faint:

Were you been?

[Bruce]

I accept partial responsibility.

[Hailo]

I think when you die a version of what you were stays alive in the heart of the ones that love you. And for the rest i haven't a clue. Peace be with us when we find out.

[EtchedInCold]

reincarnation, all the way.

[Darken Elise]

this place really hasn't got enough serious topics.

what do you think happens when you die? do you believe in the whole heaven/hell thing? or do you just stop existing? or do you have several lives? or something else?

I think you stand before God and with all of your deceased friends and loved ones watching, you review a slide show of all the times you touched yourself in inappropriate ways.

Can you tell I'm Catholic?

[EtchedInCold]

if that's the case, no wonder it's ETERNAL life...
that'll take a long fucking time.

[Bruce]

...all the times you touched yourself in inappropriate ways.

Define, inappropiate.

[jazz]

I think you stand before God and with all of your deceased friends and loved ones watching, you review a slide show of all the times you touched yourself in inappropriate ways.

Can you tell I'm Catholic?
they better have cases of red bull in heaven. :what:

[Hailo]

They must have. How else did all those angels get their wings?

[EtchedInCold]

:muah:

[Hailo]

Thanks :muah:

[EtchedInCold]

no one needs to know...

[EtchedInCold]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/SuperAwesomeRob/1666.jpg
:thud: 1666

[Hailo]

Wow, I had no ideal.

[EtchedInCold]

yeah, but I did...

[Hailo]

:haha: Wait that was kinda scary. :ontome:

[EtchedInCold]

i sowwy

[Hailo]

It's kay, Peace Bro :peace:

[jazz]

pushing up daisies like a motherfucker. :dual:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/wigger.jpg

[EtchedInCold]

i think you put too many letters in there
shouldn't it be some shit like (phonetically)
pushin' up daisies like a muhfucka

[jazz]

oops, i forgot to be illiterate. my bad.

[EtchedInCold]

fo sho

[jazz]

what scares me about that one particular wigger is not the fact that he's white, he's redneck white.

and his thumb is all fucked up and shit.

[EtchedInCold]

pushing up daisies like a motherfucker. :dual:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/wigger.jpg
my thumb can do that too

[Darken Elise]

What's wrong with his thumb? It's hitchhiker's thumb man...

[Hailo]

He looks like that kid off of american something dammet I can't remeber the name :rage:

[MAGO]

the first thing that happens is that you piss and shit yourself...you no longer have control over your body...

[Hailo]

your bowels release and you shit yourself
:hand2:

[MAGO]

:hand2:


:hide:

[paygee]

my thumb can do that too
so can everyone elses, its called apposable :loon:

[jazz]

the first thing that happens is that you piss and shit yourself...you no longer have control over your body...

i'll make sure to eat a lot taco bell and a few gallons of coke before kicking the bucket. just a little sumpin' sumpin' for my relatives to remember me by.

:lmao:

[MAGO]

i'll make sure to eat a lot taco bell and a few gallons of coke before kicking the bucket. just a little sumpin' sumpin' for my relatives to remember me by.

:lmao:

:teehee:

[KenKill75]

When you die, your heart stops beating...then the party begins without you

[jazz]

we won't be able to create a thread on it, that's for sure.

[KenKill75]

If I died you guys would probably never know. You'd just think I abandoned encircling. :frown:

[jazz]

same here. my wife doesn't know my passwords. :insecure:

[KenKill75]

Ok, here's my cell #. 646-662-7211. If im not on for more than 3 or 4 weeks, call and find out if im pushin' up daisies. :dead:

[jazz]

Ok, here's my cell #. 646-662-7211. If im not on for more than 3 or 4 weeks, call and find out if im pushin' up daisies. :dead:

did someone say pushin' up daisies? word.

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/wigger.jpg

[KenKill75]

Looks just like me :dance3:

[EtchedInCold]

:werd:

[EtchedInCold]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/SuperAwesomeRob/1666.jpg
:thud: 1666
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/SuperAwesomeRob/6166.jpg
:thud: 6166

[jazz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/SuperAwesomeRob/6166.jpg
:thud: 6166

it's a bit of a stretch, but add the 3's and flip the 9. :what:

http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/666.JPG
http://www.encircling.us/images/jpg/666.jpg

[Hailo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/SuperAwesomeRob/6166.jpg
:thud: 6166

:brick:

[jims]

Julia,

The doctors words echo in my mind. "She might not wake up."

Maybe I should start from the beginning.

I've always admired you. Did you know that? Maybe I even envied you. When you walked in the room, all eyes were on you. Your radiance shown through to all, and seemingly made even the saddest faces smile. There was no one who would deny your friendship. Everyone wanted to know you. Everyone wanted to be you. Including me.

Finally, you did befriend me. We became so close, and it was wonderful. I had never had a friend such as you. You were ideal. And as we came to a certain point in our friendship, I realized that even you had your weaknesses. It was wonderful to find out that someone as perfect as yourself had her own problems. But yours were limited, even though you continuously denied your perfection. You were always so modest. I knew, truly, that life was going very smoothly for you. Everyone knew your future was bright.

And then.

Then one day, you told me you had gotten into a fight with your parents. A treacherous one, you said. I tried to console you over the phone, but it wasn't working. I asked you to come over. You agreed.

You never did reach my house.

I got the phone call at 8:19 that night, I still remember that cursed time. It was from your parents. Your mother, actually. She was hysterical. "Julia's been in a car accident, a horrible one!" she moaned. My parents rushed me to the hospital. I sat in the ghoulish waiting room there for what seemed like an eternity. Your parents were also there, waiting in this room, which seemed like it was closing in on all of us. How agonizing it was.

Finally, a doctor came in.

"She might not wake up." That was the last thing I remember hearing that night. I woke up to tear-stained sheets the next morning. My parents explained to me that you were in a coma. And they didn't know if you would wake up.

Why you? Why such a beautiful, pure person? Why not me, who is indefinitely more suited for such a tragic occurrence? It makes no sense to me, and I fear it never will.

Please wake, Julia. I promise I'll sit by your side until you do. I'll keep this letter in a closed envelope, and when you awake from your rigid sleep, I'll read you this letter.

Until then, I wait.


:frown:

[Tzarina]

this place really hasn't got enough serious topics.

what do you think happens when you die?
death
1. The cessation of all vital phenomena without capability of resuscitation, either in animals or plants.

Local death is going on at times and in all parts of the living body, in which individual cells and elements are being cast off and replaced by new; a process essential to life. General death is of two kinds; death of the body as a whole (somatic or systemic death), and death of the tissues. By the former is implied the absolute cessation of the functions of the brain, the circulatory and the respiratory organs; by the latter the entire disappearance of the vital actions of the ultimate structural constituents of the body. When death takes place, the body as a whole dies first, the death of the tissues sometimes not occurring until after a considerable interval.

Death is much used adjectively and as the first part of a compound, meaning, in general, of or pertaining to death, causing or presaging death; as, deathbed or death bed; deathblow or death blow, etc. Black death. Civil death, the separation of a man from civil society, or the debarring him from the enjoyment of civil rights, as by banishment, attainder, abjuration of the realm, entering a monastery, etc. Death adder.

(Science: zoology) A kind of viper found in South Africa (Acanthophis tortor); so called from the virulence of its venom. b5a A venomous Australian snake of the family Elapidae, of several species, as the Hoplocephalus superbus and Acanthopis antarctica.

Death applies to the termination of every form of existence, both animal and vegetable; the other words only to the human race. Decease is the term used in law for the removal of a human being out of life in the ordinary course of nature. Demise was formerly confined to decease of princes, but is now sometimes used of distinguished men in general; as, the demise of Mr. Pitt. Departure and release are peculiarly terms of Christian affection and hope. A violent death is not usually called a decease. Departure implies a friendly taking leave of life. Release implies a deliverance from a life of suffering or sorrow.

[waylander]

Yep.

[Tzarina]

:laughing:

[waylander]

Some say the end is near...

[bdf]

I thought it was further away than that.
:think:

[Bruce]

Some say the end is near...


, some say we'll see that movie with Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck soon.

[Tzarina]

:laughing:

:shit: you sing that it pretty much works... :haha:

[bdf]

, some say we'll see that movie with Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck soon.

YOU maybe. :rolleyes:

[Keith Moon]

When you die, your heart stops beating...then the party begins without you


- :nanner24:

[Bruce]

:sad2:

Dying sounds like it really sucks.

[jazz]

found this last night...thought it was interesting:

Never Say Die: Why We Can't Imagine Death (http://www.encircling.us/go.php?url=http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=never-say-die&ec=su_neversaydie)

[paygee]

in your face jesus lovers

[Da Rafsta]

:shrug: The bible shares the same view IMO, although many religions known as Christian say the departed goes to heaven. It's said that we humans posess a soul inside us but I've read where the bible says we ARE a living soul, not that we HAVE one or were GIVEN one.

Genesis 2:7 - Yahweh God formed man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

1 Corinthians 15:45 - So also it is written, "The first man, Adam, became a living soul." The last Adam became a life-giving spirit.


If we are a soul and also dust, then we die and thus our soul dies.

Genesis 3:19 - By the sweat of your face will you eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For you are dust, and to dust you shall return.

Psalms 146:4 - 146:4: His spirit departs, and he returns to the earth. In that very day, his thoughts perish.

Ecclisiastes 3:19-20: 3:19: For that which happens to the sons of men happens to animals. Even one thing happens to them. As the one dies, so the other dies. Yes, they have all one breath; and man has no advantage over the animals: for all is vanity. 20: All go to one place. All are from the dust, and all turn to dust again.

Ecclesiastes 9:5, 10: 9:5: For the living know that they will die, but the dead don't know anything, neither do they have any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

9:10: Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with your might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in Sheol, where you are going.

[Bruce]

I get 70 virgins. Fuck y'all. :lmao:

[sneakypete]

I am pretty much dusts worst enemy! :swiffer:

[jazz]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_3928.jpg

[sneakypete]

:nuh-uh:

[... Scott]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/sign_from_god.jpg

[Ryan]

When you die you see a billion gifs of greg's avatar, then greg has sex with you.

[greg]

what happens when i die then?

[Ryan]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9b/Awesome_borealis_wallpaper.jpg



something like that happens

[greg]

its glorious :faint:

[Ryan]

:yes: