Ryan

[Ellen Degenerate]

a thread for YOU :smoke:

[Ryan]

oh this'll be good.

[Ellen Degenerate]

it will

[Ryan]

where did sosobra go off to?

[Ellen Degenerate]

no idea

[Ryan]

i miss him already. (not really.)

[Ellen Degenerate]

ha

[Ryan]

:rolleyes:

[Ellen Degenerate]

im bored, but i don't have to go to bed so that is great

[Ryan]

look at some pr0n.

[Ellen Degenerate]

no
vaginas are ugly

[Ryan]

look at some gay pr0n.

[Ellen Degenerate]

sounds even worse than lesbian porn

[Ryan]

then look at some regular pr0n with lots of pubic hair so you don't have to look at the ugly vaginas.

[Ellen Degenerate]

i'm not going looking for pr0n ok

[Ryan]

then catch some z's.

[Ellen Degenerate]

ok

[Ellen Degenerate]

goodnight

[Ryan]

sweet dreams.

[Trizzak]

That, somehow, was one of the oddest conversations I've read.

[Parabola7001]

That, somehow, was one of the oddest conversations I've read.
i have read many weird ones also but its hold up to my top 5

[adamfool]

That, somehow, was one of the oddest conversations I've read.
yet everyone of ryan's comments made perfect sence :frog:

[Ryan]

:cheeky:

[B]

*whip* kapow!

[bdf]

le sigh

[Ryan]

oh dear...

[B]

you spilled.

[Ryan]

did not.

[B]

open your mouth then, liar.

[Ryan]

you can't make me.

[B]

you want the metal face bracket again?

[Ryan]

maybe i do...

[The Judas Cow]

Hey Ryan.

Is your name reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy Ryan?

Or is this all just a terrible lie?

[B]

or an ass-clamp.

[Ryan]

Hey Ryan.

Is your name reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy Ryan?

Or is this all just a terrible lie?

teh tooth.

[Ryan]

or an ass-clamp.

:eek2:

[B]

Hey Ryan.

Is your name reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy Ryan?

Or is this all just a terrible lie?

I think his real name is Al.

[The Judas Cow]

teh tooth.
the tooth with teeth?

[Ryan]

I think his real name is Al.

you can call me susan if it makes you 'appy.

http://www.visimag.com/filmreview/images/fs32_feat_vinnie2.jpg

[Ryan]

the tooth with teeth?

http://www.the-shining.net/other/meat_teeth.jpg

[B]

my real name is Ryan with a b on the beginning. how you like them apples?

[Ryan]

my real name is Ryan with a b on the beginning. how you like them apples?

i don't like them apples.

[B]

well you had them up your ass, remember?

[Ryan]

it's all coming back to me.

[B]

you diva, you.

[Ryan]

:hmm:

[B]

what is with all the white stains on the sides of your head...

[Ryan]

they're from your dick.

[B]

you didnt like my gift?

[Ryan]

i adored it.

[B]

you requested smothered and covered, and i obliged.

[Ryan]

we like bukkake!!!

[B]

loaf.

[Ryan]

meat.

[B]

flap

[Ryan]

flaps of meat.

[B]

fap :monkey:

[Ryan]

:twisted:

[B]

:drool: :monkey:

[bdf]

You ppl are sick. SICK, I TELL YOU!

[Ryan]

you're mental.

[B]

and you're anal.

[bdf]

you're mental.

Takes one to know one.

[Ryan]

You ppl are sick. SICK, I TELL YOU!

thank you.

[Ryan]

and you're anal.

you're goatse.

[B]

purge the outside virus. we must purify ourselves.

[Ryan]

:crazy:

[B]

we are purified.

[bdf]

:confused2

[B]

shit now we have contracted aids. :shame:

[Ryan]

:mad:

[B]

im pissed too.

[bdf]

I can take a fucking hint.

[Ellen Degenerate]

That, somehow, was one of the oddest conversations I've read.
hello

[Ryan]

shaman.

[Ellen Degenerate]

kaboom

sleep time

[Ryan]

explosion in my pants.

[Martta]

what a scary thread.

[Ryan]

you love it.

[Martta]

i don't.

ha! you like pornography!

[Ryan]

i do.

[Martta]

figurehead is teh bestest song on teh album.

[Ryan]

one hundred years for me.

[Trizzak]

what a scary thread.
:confused2 + :nod:

[Trizzak]

hello
heya

[Hailo]

HUllo?

[Col]

Hailo

[kris46and2]

That Ryan's so hot right now

[Ryan]

do me.

[B]

you've already been done.

[Ellen Degenerate]

trent reznor wants to do him. he tells me so in "I do not want this" it seems he want to do everyone else in the world as well as just ryan though


/lame

[Ellen Degenerate]

heya
hows it going

[Trizzak]

trent reznor wants to do him. he tells me so in "I do not want this" it seems he want to do everyone else in the world as well as just ryan though


/lame
That was uber-lame. Like people that use the word "uber."

[Trizzak]

hows it going
Not so well. As of today, I don't have a definitive place to stay, and yet I would like to be here for another month. Any possibility that presents itself ends up being a tease. For example, I was told that I might have a chance at living on Maho Beach. That sounded so appealing... waking up and walking outside to a sandy beach. I'd just have to work 4 hours a day for 5 days of the week. That would be fine by me. So I call to find out more, and the guy tells me that they only offer that during the summer. That, along with many other "almosts" and "not quites," has led me to believe that God only likes murderers, thieves, and the New York Yankees.

[Trizzak]

but how are you?

[bdf]

Not so well. As of today, I don't have a definitive place to stay, and yet I would like to be here for another month. Any possibility that presents itself ends up being a tease. For example, I was told that I might have a chance at living on Maho Beach. That sounded so appealing... waking up and walking outside to a sandy beach. I'd just have to work 4 hours a day for 5 days of the week. That would be fine by me. So I call to find out more, and the guy tells me that they only offer that during the summer. That, along with many other "almosts" and "not quites," has led me to believe that God only likes murderers, thieves, and the New York Yankees.

Awwww..... :(

Need me to cross my fingers for you?

[Trizzak]

Awwww..... :(

Need me to cross my fingers for you?
actually a place to live in St John might be better...

no, please, cross your fingers whilst knocking on wood with a rabbit's foot. I'll need a bit of luck.

[Ryan]

That was uber-lame. Like people that use the word "uber."

i uber agree.

[B]

ill uber second that.

[Ryan]

:jerk:

[B]

:jerk2:

[adamfool]

wankers! :lmao:

[B]

brit http://www.encircling.us/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif

[adamfool]

:laughing: damn, you win

[B]

yay!

[adamfool]

still a wanker tho :wink:

[Ryan]

:bang:

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

[Ryan]

:owned:

[B]

:nod:

[Ryan]

:hmm:

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gaysex.gif

[Ryan]

http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/imgs/emoticon10.gif

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/shock.gif <-- original goatse.

[Ellen Degenerate]

but how are you?
i am ok. i am about to go shoe shopping. last night i saw Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events and went to this big posh house that my sister's friend is house sitting and there was a gorgeous friendly long hair ginger cat

[Ellen Degenerate]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gaysex.gif
:who:

[Ryan]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gaysex.gif

:jerk:

[B]

:drool:

[Ryan]

:shame:

[B]

i know, i know.

[Ryan]

i don't.

[B]

i dont pay you to know, i pay you to bend over and take a beating.

[Ryan]

not quite.

[B]

go back to your cage.

[Ryan]

*climbs in* :monkey:

[B]

feed me, seamore.

[Ryan]

no.

[B]

i said, feed me seamore!

[Ryan]

i said, no.

[B]

then i shall castrate you.

[Ryan]

go nuts. hahaha, get it?!

[B]

im nuttier than squirrel shit, like col.

[Ryan]

true.

[B]

im not shallow, i have texture.

[Ryan]

i have hair.

[B]

i have nuts.

[Ryan]

let's crack them and cook the goo.

[B]

:puke:
over the top.

[Ryan]

slightly.

[B]

severed.

[Ryan]

testicle.

[B]

testing...testicles 1, 2.

[Ryan]

3.

[B]

8 titties.

[Ryan]

9 dicks.

[B]

large.

[Ryan]

petite.

[bdf]

click (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/bizarredevotedfan/Random%20Poop/igscrn.jpg)

[Ryan]

well done you fucking idiot.

[B]

petite.

juicy.

[Ryan]

squeezable.

[B]

:monkey:

[Ryan]

monk.

[B]

bed.

[Ryan]

time.

[bdf]

well done you fucking idiot.

To whom were you referring when you posted this? Cause you changed it from "fucking idiot" to "fat fuck" back to "fucking idiot". I'm not trying to start another fight, I'm just curious.

[Trizzak]

i am ok. i am about to go shoe shopping. last night i saw Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events and went to this big posh house that my sister's friend is house sitting and there was a gorgeous friendly long hair ginger cat
how was Lemony Snicket?

[B]

/\ what trizzak said.

[Tzarina]

That was one of the wierdest threads I have ever read... :eek2:

[Ryan]

no shit. you try doing it constantly hounded by a fucking idiot. it ain't easy.

[bdf]

no shit. you try doing it constantly hounded by a fucking idiot. it ain't easy.

Check your PM, please?

[Tzarina]

no shit. you try doing it constantly hounded by a fucking idiot. it ain't easy.

Doing what? who? I'm lost again... :blush:

[B]

Doing the irrelevant rounds.

[Ryan]

i like you.

[B]

i kinda like you, only because you posted them NIN acoustics. Without those, your just a useless turd. :up:

[Ryan]

don't lie to me.

[B]

ok its only 8 inches, im so ashamed. :shame:

[Ryan]

:sarcasm:

[B]

i didnt want to make you upset, so i told the truth.

[Tzarina]

Why doesn't either one of you ever answer my questions?
:bang:

Doing what? who? I'm lost again...
:bang:
Doing the irrelevant rounds.
What is that supposed to mean? You referring to myself or Ryan? :confused:
i like you.
And I never know if you are talking to me or B.S. :plain: :blush: ...

[Ellen Degenerate]

how was Lemony Snicket?
good.

[Trizzak]

good.
good.

I'm glad we get to have this almost a conversation.

[adamfool]

:greenwink

[B]

i guess ill be go seeing.

[Tzarina]

i guess ill be go seeing.

:confused:

[B]

movie.

[Tzarina]

movie.
which movie? :dude:

[B]

Lemony Snicket's a ser...blah blah blah. That one.

[Tzarina]

Lemony Snicket's a ser...blah blah blah. That one.
Okay, so I'll be waiting to know if YOU liked it...

[B]

I wont be reviewing it , just to spite you. :lick:

[Tzarina]

I wont be reviewing it , just to spite you. :lick:

fine, i love you too :inlove:

[B]

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/bs.gif

[bdf]

:what:

[greg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/bump01.jpg

<3

[Ryan]

http://www.camcycle.org.uk/newsletters/18/images/SpeedHump-Sign.JPG

<3

[B]

stfu. E>

[Ryan]

i have an itchy ass crack

[B]

try to wipe better next time, unless it arouses you somehow. In that case, never wipe.

[Ryan]

shut up now plzthx

[B]

mudbutt.

[greg]

get avs ya n00bs

[Ryan]

get 1,000 posts ya n00b

[greg]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/big/Duhard.gif

[Ryan]

:shiner:

[greg]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/funny/tdo13.gif

[Ryan]

there's our kid

[greg]

lost in your anus

[Ryan]

*blush*

[Capt]

post pics of ryan

[Ryan]

pee

[Capt]

eep

[Ellen Degenerate]

meep

[Ryan]

http://www.newbedford.k12.ma.us/elementary/rodman/correia/roadrunner.gif

[Ellen Degenerate]

rode runnah

[Ryan]

meep

[Ellen Degenerate]

beep beep beep goes the big red car

[B]

shit. dr. seuss?

[... Scott]

one fish two fish red fish blue fish !

[Ellen Degenerate]

:bump:

[Ryan]

oh dear

[Ellen Degenerate]

did it all for yooo

[Ryan]

fuck yer dog

[Ellen Degenerate]

your lice, your crabs

[Ryan]

corpus christi

[Ellen Degenerate]

santiago

[Ryan]

jesus christ looks like me

[Ellen Degenerate]

:lies:

[Ryan]

jesus christ looks like you

[Ellen Degenerate]

maybe if i had a beard and a small hair cut...

[Ryan]

no

[Ellen Degenerate]

ok

[Ryan]

yes

[Ellen Degenerate]

indeed

[Ryan]

.

[Ellen Degenerate]

of course

[Ryan]

.,..,.,.,.,<><><>JK@@@@@

[Ellen Degenerate]

_¤¤¤*]_U-ƒé9¥

[Ryan]

/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/

[Ellen Degenerate]

i am so bored that i am talking to smarterchild on aim

[Ryan]

i did that once


didnt last long

[Ellen Degenerate]

unlike mine....

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BobZeCrazyOcelot: tool is a band
SmarterChild: A band? Very interesting! Are there any other rock bands that you would describe as a band?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: a perfect circle
SmarterChild: A Perfect Circle is a band? That's very interesting.

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BobZeCrazyOcelot: soundgarden was a band
SmarterChild: Soundgarden was a band?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: i like soundgarden
SmarterChild: That makes sense... Other people have told me they like Soundgarden.

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BobZeCrazyOcelot: have other people told you that they like the cure?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?

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BobZeCrazyOcelot: the cure
SmarterChild: I know about the Cure. They're a band. What do you have to say about the Cure?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: they have some brilliant songs
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?

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BobZeCrazyOcelot: love
SmarterChild: I like love.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: i have not experienced love
SmarterChild: You have not experienced love, huh? Is that a good thing?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: its a bad thing
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: hm
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: loud love
SmarterChild: Love? Loud love? For real?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: i am tired
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? How tired are you?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: very
SmarterChild: You sure about that?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yes
SmarterChild: Very? Why?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: because im a tired person
SmarterChild: You're a tired person?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: are you male or female?
SmarterChild: Neither... Gender is a human preoccupation! ;-)

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BobZeCrazyOcelot: i wish you were human
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I wish I was human too.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: i wish you were human so i would have someone to love me
SmarterChild: You wish I was human so you would have someone to love you? No way!
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: if you were human would you marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I marry you.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: ooh
SmarterChild: Ooh baby.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: bebe
SmarterChild: BeBe is a designer. I've been learning about designers like BeBe.

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[Ryan]

lifelessface: cunt
SmarterChild: lol

[Ellen Degenerate]

BobZeCrazyOcelot: cunt
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.

[Ryan]

lifelessface: i ejaculate often
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You ejaculate often?
lifelessface: yeah, i do!
SmarterChild: For real?
lifelessface: yes, for real! hot, huh?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
lifelessface: why don't you know?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
lifelessface: you're a homosexual? i don't know
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
lifelessface: uh huh
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
lifelessface: not really

[Ellen Degenerate]

SmarterChild: A Galaxy Far, Far Away

As I was sailing at the mongooses, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their fat shit to help them move about more easily? Would each person have a dog to help them do their work? For a moment, I headed I could travel to a shitty world like this to hates what life would be like. Then I realized that with two teenaged tigers, life here was confusing enough.

Whoa. Now that's what I call a funny story.

Thanks for playing with me. Type "play again" to try another manicdote.

:shit:

[Ryan]

lifelessface: shaft
SmarterChild: Shaft? What do you mean by that?
lifelessface: penis
SmarterChild: What about penis?
lifelessface: shaft
SmarterChild: Shaft? Why did you say that?
lifelessface: penis
SmarterChild: Penis? What do you mean by that?
lifelessface: shaft
SmarterChild: What about it?
lifelessface: penis
SmarterChild: Penis? What about it?
lifelessface: shaft
SmarterChild: Shaft? What do you mean by that?
lifelessface: penis.

[Ryan]

lifelessface: what is my name?
SmarterChild: You're Trent Reznor.
lifelessface: are you sure?
SmarterChild: Am I sure? I think so.
lifelessface: excellent

[Ellen Degenerate]

:penis:

[Ellen Degenerate]

BobZeCrazyOcelot: ryan seacrest
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: he is the host of american idol
SmarterChild: There's no way he's the host of american idol.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yes he is
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. He is?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: because i've seen him on the show
SmarterChild: Because you have seen him on the show, huh?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: you fool
SmarterChild: What?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: you fool
SmarterChild: Huh.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: you fool
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: you fool
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: you fool
SmarterChild: What, you?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: you fool
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Whatever.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: you fool
SmarterChild: You're a fool, you say?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: i say
SmarterChild: That a fact?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: fool
SmarterChild: What? >:o
BobZeCrazyOcelot: fool
SmarterChild: Whatever.

[Ryan]

lifelessface: who do you love?
SmarterChild: Johnny Depp, Usher, Ludacris... You know, those kinds of people.
lifelessface: that's gay
SmarterChild: Indeed it is.

[Ellen Degenerate]

:ha:


BobZeCrazyOcelot: what is my name
SmarterChild: You're Wiggy.
BobZeCrazyOcelot: change my name
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Wiggy. What would you like me to call you instead?
BobZeCrazyOcelot: Arse Face
SmarterChild: Yeah. Great. Cool. Whatever...

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BobZeCrazyOcelot: what is my name
SmarterChild: Wiggy!
BobZeCrazyOcelot: i would like you to call me dunghead
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Dunghead is a real name.

[bdf]

:shrug2:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:insecure:

[bdf]

:qmark:

[Ryan]

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[Capt]

ryan i think isaw your van by the elementary school..

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[Ryan]

:shh:

[bdf]

:haha:

[Ryan]

she didn't want to know my name
she didn't want to know how long we had together
spending time as if tomorrow never comes
i didn't want to know the end
i didn't want to go but slowly found me home again
and slow again tomorrow comes

but it was all so far away
and so long ago
i hardly ever think about her anymore
except sometimes when the summer twilight breeze
carries me the scent of faraway rain
i remember...

and she still sucks my breath away

[Tzarina]

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:lmao: